@wannabeearmymen why dont you quit trying to be a hardass on the internet your just a lifeless douche who lives at his moms house and has nothing better to do than to make fun of people on the internet. Word of advice grow some balls and get a life
It doesnt matter what it is look at the videos this guy has posted so far it could be piss and he would still drink it , the guy has 5 chins for fuck sake . When hes lying in hospital with type one diabetes and they have to remove his man boobs he wont look so cool then .
@spoonmaster908 If it was actually vodka, I still wouldn't be impressed, because this fat fuck would have to drink the whole bottle anyway to even feel a buzz.
If you look carefully, he is drinking then breathing by holding the bottle just above his lips so the liquid goes in, but so can oxygen, he also stops drinking to breath.
Anybody who's saying this isn't a "real" drink is stupid. Sorry i don't wanna taste something as strong as bleach, what's the point of drinking alcohol that taste bad? Smirnoff is 33% alcohol by volume, that is a real drink. But yeah this guy shouldn't have chugged this. My brother chugged 3/4 of Fleishmans Vodka & almost died from AP, just saying.
@SingsBrandon Hey man, hope your brother is okay now, but, 33% is "a lot" of alcohol, but you should reeeealy try my national drink that has 50 to 65% alcohol by volume... Uh, reeealy tough, but also tastes good, and it is a king of brandy that is made out of plums... It's called Shljivovitza (translated in english roughly it is Plum Brandy) :)))) CHeers, bro! :)
@jesuslovesmebetter Are you kidding me ? How is someone a pussy because they almost die from Alcohol Poising ? Is it his fault that the alcohol almost killed him ? I would LOVE to see you chug 3/4's of fleishmans vodka in under 3 minutes , please do so & see if you don't land in the hospital having to get alcohol pumped through your dick you fucking tool .
@jesuslovesmebetter Are you kidding me ? How is someone a pussy because they almost die from Alcohol Poising ? Is it his fault that the alcohol almost killed him ? I would LOVE to see you chug 3/4's of fleishmans vodka in under 3 minutes , please do so & see if you don't land in the hospital having to get alcohol pumped through your dick you fucking tool .
Smirnoff Ice is the pussiest shit ever... I can down double that and I'm 150lbs.... this guy is double my wieght and you guys are telling him that hes gona die?!
@titusadam If you'll refer back to the title, you'll notice that a measurement was given - 24 ounces, which combined with the ABV would give you about the equivalent of 2 drinks. Earlier in the comments, most people were saying that he must just be drinking water because people assumed he was drinking 40% vodka instead of Smirnoff Ice. Of course, if you're the lightest of lightweights and can get drunk from two drinks, then all the more power to you - enjoy the savings!
Your struggling to breath whilst you talk. Seriously man get some help and loose some wieght.... for sake of your own life. And I know its easier said than done, but c'mon dude you got start from somewhere.
GREAT ANGLE....CALL YOUR VISE A TALENT...CHUGGING BOOZE AND SCARFING PIZZA ROLLS....I'M GONNA MAKE A VIDEO CALLED THE 5 LOAD CHALLENGE AND JERK OFF ALL DAY...HEY FUCK IT, DO WHAT YOU LOVE RIGHT
OK retards. For those of you "kids" who have never drank SMIRNOFF ICE, let me inform you. The stuff is basically SPRITE with a small amount of liquor in it, it's the most lightweight drink you can ever have. You have to drink a shitload of this before you can even get tipsy. So this isn't fake. If you guys drank you'd know lol
look at the back of the neck at 0:51 it his own neckrest.lmao but kiding aside this guy is the ugliest mofo ever. you can tell this guy aint never going to get laid.
DRUNK FAT FUCKS
SnoopyVsTheRedBaron 2 weeks ago
It's Smirnoff Ice, bro.
My sister can chug Smirnoff Ice.
Tordah26 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
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hope your sister isn't 300 pounds. but yeah, I get it, it might as well be a 24oz beer
H3770mynameis 1 week ago in playlist More videos from BigMastadon
@H3770mynameis She's getting there, lol.
Tordah26 1 week ago
cool life
hockeytaint22 1 month ago
id rather see 20 minutes later when ya rolling on the floor pissed as a cricket
TheUnDeRGRouNDHoBo 1 month ago in playlist More videos from BigMastadon 3
HOW BIG OF CRAPS DO U TAKE? like im 150 pounds and my dumps get pretty big... but urs must be huge!
samjanis1 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
What was that at the end "al bruchtt"? Is that a new language you're speakin there fatass.
wannabeearmymen 1 month ago
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masterbaits1 1 month ago
@wannabeearmymen why dont you quit trying to be a hardass on the internet your just a lifeless douche who lives at his moms house and has nothing better to do than to make fun of people on the internet. Word of advice grow some balls and get a life
masterbaits1 1 month ago
honestly not one to get into the middle of these things but who the fuck cares what size this guy is ... no need to call him names
PJbitchez 2 months ago
This nigga shoulda picked up smoking weed instead.
machetero1 2 months ago
@machetero1 Yeah, because weed doesnt give you the munchies or anything.
Good thinking, pothead.
Ln192 2 months ago
It doesnt matter what it is look at the videos this guy has posted so far it could be piss and he would still drink it , the guy has 5 chins for fuck sake . When hes lying in hospital with type one diabetes and they have to remove his man boobs he wont look so cool then .
stevester1983 2 months ago
LOL Just because G4 showed one of your vids doesnt make them your best buds pal. Honestly i pitty this fool
melmccon13 2 months ago
Oh i thought it was 40%.. well thats a waste then..
TheCameltotem 2 months ago
"and thats chugging" wow big surprise your showcased talents are consuming things at a fast rate.
SuperGrinder2 2 months ago
he hasn't had time to make a new video in a year? LOL
no time my ass, what else could you possibly be doing all day
1488slav 2 months ago
Here's a challenge for ya. Get laid
fra0006 2 months ago
More challenges needed, maybe he'll explode this way.
paddymoep 3 months ago
Holy sheeeeeeeet
AstaLePasta 3 months ago
thats pretty impressive i bet none of you guys could do that so stop saying shit like that
spoonmaster908 3 months ago
@spoonmaster908 If it was actually vodka, I still wouldn't be impressed, because this fat fuck would have to drink the whole bottle anyway to even feel a buzz.
Danorowski 2 months ago
Hope You Liked It BUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEGGGGHHHHH
Goon613 3 months ago 2
Sounds like he was about to puke at the end.
Slacker887 3 months ago
Alcohol isn't going to help you lose weight.
justinbieberluvr2396 3 months ago
your mom must be so proud
TheYorkshireGamerHD 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BigMastadon
GOD DAMNN
this nigga da shit
gotdaheat2k11 3 months ago
smirnoff ice eh, i was hoping for vodka
JS6875 3 months ago 2
Tell us Mastadon, how do you get the bitches?
fsjal117 3 months ago 6
drink some real alcohol, pussy
TheWolfpack666 3 months ago
when he does a pull up, he gets 2% the way up, rips ass, and zooms up.
xCONSEQUENCESSx 3 months ago
It's not vodka!!! it's a mixed drink like a mikes hard lemonade, only has 5%,...
cwskin69 3 months ago
@scorchedcandy smack them for drinking a girly drink that has 5% alcohol?, that's less than a can of beer..
cwskin69 3 months ago
Man that was fast!
Chaosengine13 3 months ago
Holy shit! I'd smack my kids if I caught them doing this. Alcohol poisoning is NOT fun
scorchedcandy 3 months ago
you guys cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck he does not give
T16Akatsuki 3 months ago
why dont u chug some slim fast porky
murderface1980 4 months ago
EAHHHHHHHHHHHH QUE GUILLAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....ASI SE ASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
julisa1231 4 months ago
BIG MASTODON!!!!!!!!!!
pajiad191 4 months ago
Maaaan, why they have those big bottles in America. ;__;
m4ssee 4 months ago
its a mixed drink sold in the u.s. its like $2.00. at the store VERY weak drink less than a beer. girls usually drink them
Havoc88x 4 months ago
fuck ice?? lets get some grey goose and light this bitch uppp
jayspage10 4 months ago
He might have a little tiny buzz, that's about it. PS. There's foamy bubbles at the end so its def not water. Wish I could that!
JacquiS222 4 months ago
R you proud over yourself son?
panikattttack 4 months ago
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eazyat 4 months ago
did you get fatter?
PinPointKiller36 4 months ago
If you look carefully, he is drinking then breathing by holding the bottle just above his lips so the liquid goes in, but so can oxygen, he also stops drinking to breath.
CameronHotspurs 4 months ago
VODKA DOESN'T FIZZ YOU FAT LYING SACK OF SHIT
jesuslovesmebetter 4 months ago
@jesuslovesmebetter take a bottle of vodka and shake it, its gonna bubble.. its not fizzing
TVdude321io 4 months ago
@TVdude321io yes, vodka bubbles like water but his shit is fizzing, dumbass. watch again
jesuslovesmebetter 4 months ago
Lets try chugging some water...
33Besta 4 months ago
"Here goes nothing"
*chugs...*
"....Hope you liked it.."
*throws up as soon as the camera turns off*
N3rcule 4 months ago in playlist N3rcule's Favorited Videos 12
He hasnt had time to make a video cuz he takes a nap everytime he moves his arm to grab the camera.. and thats water your drinkin btw, cheater lol
Livepure2 4 months ago
youve been iced!!
dooley1011 4 months ago
the end made me LOL.
storybooklove 4 months ago
Anybody who's saying this isn't a "real" drink is stupid. Sorry i don't wanna taste something as strong as bleach, what's the point of drinking alcohol that taste bad? Smirnoff is 33% alcohol by volume, that is a real drink. But yeah this guy shouldn't have chugged this. My brother chugged 3/4 of Fleishmans Vodka & almost died from AP, just saying.
SingsBrandon 4 months ago
@SingsBrandon Hey man, hope your brother is okay now, but, 33% is "a lot" of alcohol, but you should reeeealy try my national drink that has 50 to 65% alcohol by volume... Uh, reeealy tough, but also tastes good, and it is a king of brandy that is made out of plums... It's called Shljivovitza (translated in english roughly it is Plum Brandy) :)))) CHeers, bro! :)
6Xul6Szxhargazag6 4 months ago
@SingsBrandon THAT'S BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE PUSSIES
jesuslovesmebetter 4 months ago
@jesuslovesmebetter Are you kidding me ? How is someone a pussy because they almost die from Alcohol Poising ? Is it his fault that the alcohol almost killed him ? I would LOVE to see you chug 3/4's of fleishmans vodka in under 3 minutes , please do so & see if you don't land in the hospital having to get alcohol pumped through your dick you fucking tool .
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@jesuslovesmebetter Are you kidding me ? How is someone a pussy because they almost die from Alcohol Poising ? Is it his fault that the alcohol almost killed him ? I would LOVE to see you chug 3/4's of fleishmans vodka in under 3 minutes , please do so & see if you don't land in the hospital having to get alcohol pumped through your dick you fucking tool .
SingsBrandon 4 months ago
that cant be to healthy
RyAnD901 4 months ago
wow you are so gangster you can drink a whole bottle of smirnoff ice.. no
TheMSRJS 4 months ago
psh i did this all the time when i was in 8th grade...
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Smirnoff Ice is the pussiest shit ever... I can down double that and I'm 150lbs.... this guy is double my wieght and you guys are telling him that hes gona die?!
nastynate8989 4 months ago
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nastynate8989 4 months ago
smirnoff and WOW makes you morbidly obese
JBLAKIE1 5 months ago
fat
Th3KingDavid 5 months ago
maybe do it with a real drink next time you fat cunt
THEJC85 5 months ago
how about you do a salad challenge fatty...
prboy931 5 months ago 67
@prboy931 fuck you worry about your self fat fuck
ladyandashley76 4 months ago
@prboy931 how bout you do a get a life and move out of your moms basement challenge faggot.
masterbaits1 3 months ago
only a fatass like this guy would constantly be drinking smirnoff ice
breadispain 5 months ago
you just dont like yourself! please get some help dude ur playin with fire a goin get burnt bad. your shit IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ITS DUMB
luchini5880 5 months ago
but realy this is not somthing to support it is a horrible thing to do to your body and i cant start to list the health concerns
bgtriliegi 5 months ago
i dont no what was more of a challange drinking that all at once or holding his arm up for an entire 15 secounds?
bgtriliegi 5 months ago 4
ITS PETER GRIFFIN
ishkabibblez 5 months ago 2
Uhh, why's everyone saying it's water? It's Smirnoff Ice, that's under 6% ABV. That's hardly going to get you wasted in any way, shape, or form.
WanderingGoat 5 months ago 34
@WanderingGoat it's not the % of alcohol
it's drinking an entire bottle of vodka
sh1tpickle 4 months ago
@WanderingGoat Yea he pretty much did the equivalent of chugging a few beers big whoop
CenkIsAdorable 3 months ago
@WanderingGoat smirnoff ice is water... haha... fatty with a bitch drink... and i agree with prboy931, "how about a salad challenge..."
paul6907 3 months ago
@WanderingGoat thats what im sayin!!!
MrRaymondman22 2 months ago
@WanderingGoat you don't think you can get drunk from drinks with 6% alcohol? you haven't had a beer and such your life huh ?
titusadam 2 months ago
@titusadam If you'll refer back to the title, you'll notice that a measurement was given - 24 ounces, which combined with the ABV would give you about the equivalent of 2 drinks. Earlier in the comments, most people were saying that he must just be drinking water because people assumed he was drinking 40% vodka instead of Smirnoff Ice. Of course, if you're the lightest of lightweights and can get drunk from two drinks, then all the more power to you - enjoy the savings!
WanderingGoat 2 months ago
@WanderingGoat oh okay i thought you meant that you couldn't get drunk from 6% alcohol no matter how much you drink :)
titusadam 2 months ago
That drink is going to go right to your chin.
kaceyspurgeon 5 months ago
the bottle is probably filled with water...
tegano 5 months ago
Your struggling to breath whilst you talk. Seriously man get some help and loose some wieght.... for sake of your own life. And I know its easier said than done, but c'mon dude you got start from somewhere.
TheDevineBeing 5 months ago
Mate, did you spew directly after this? Be honest.
SpazyD 5 months ago
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SpazyD 5 months ago
Hahahaha! Hope you liked it!
kylekmile 5 months ago
Hoped u liked it.. CUT! OMFG HELP ME!!
steaksauce123451 5 months ago
there's no way to prove that's smirnoff, if it was there's a chance this man could've died.
BigBlackGuysInc 5 months ago
...and all my friends on youtube! FOREVER ALONE
lost1205 5 months ago
Water.
AQWorldsPynceriukas 5 months ago
midgets can use his face as a trampoline
123mixam 5 months ago
It took a while, but I finally managed to masturbate to this video.
suune 5 months ago
whaaat the fucccck . you should of shown us how fucked up you got
tiemyhands18 5 months ago
@tiemyhands18 xDDD
devindusk 5 months ago
ohhhhh wait .. No he didnt ..
poopee97 5 months ago
ohhhhhh damnnnn BIG BOY lost wieght !!
poopee97 5 months ago
its not smirnoff, its just water
8gighen9 5 months ago
@8gighen9 ya cuz water is fizzy like that... dumbass
mehappierthanu 5 months ago
chug chug chug chuG!
gregmaster122 5 months ago
Goin hard.....
360mopar1 5 months ago
That alcohol??
JillyHaddon 5 months ago
holyshit, how fucking fast didn't he drink? Man :/
keira01adelo 5 months ago
fuckin nigger drink
SuperGrinder2 5 months ago
Peter Griffin.
maclaurine 5 months ago
It's not vodka, its an alcopop like smirnoff ice
dannynannady 5 months ago 2
holy fuck you got even fatter
ProfoundVirgin 5 months ago 2
mkyoung87 i was laughing at your comment for like 10 minutes LOL!!!!
cardinals929 6 months ago
thats smirnoff ice. isnt that like soda with like 2% alcohal?
niikiiiful 6 months ago
@niikiiiful
thats the small bottles in the bar
these big ones are like 30-40 or something
Pontus900 6 months ago
@niikiiiful no thats smirnoff lime u noob gtfo nao
QueefJuicer2 6 months ago
bull shit that was water
halorunescaper 6 months ago
I wish he made a video named 20 min after chugging a bottle of vodka
Snufkin420 6 months ago 2
he sounds like Zach Galifanakis
ViisuaIize 6 months ago 2
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busy doing what? sitting
ViisuaIize 6 months ago
Dude you drank that in 10 seconds i cant chug a wter bottle in 10 seconds
RealJakeMiel 6 months ago
So, has your body finally passed all of that liquor yet ? o.O
gobbitop554 6 months ago
i have ammo but no fucking vodka
halorunescaper 6 months ago
@halorunescaper proably cause he drank the worlds supply in 10minutes
ToxicTwinShow 6 months ago
impressive..
localimage159xx1 6 months ago
you fat fat fat fat fat fat, fat fuckin loser
assliquid 6 months ago 2
did u practice by chugging melted butter? try drinking water ya fat heap
Oceanmanta 6 months ago
u probs filled it with water
livyluhu 6 months ago
He's just doing his own thing and taking challenges. Chill.
Crabs4Sale 6 months ago
theres foam on the vodka at the end. since when does vodka foam?
blaizeR324DR 6 months ago
@blaizeR324DR That's not vodka.
csmybuttt 6 months ago
@blaizeR324DR it's mixed with a carbonated drink.
NZMorgs 6 months ago
@blaizeR324DR its a mixed vodca drink
dusted04 6 months ago
ALL HIS YOUTUBEFRANZ? Where.
Neanderthalertje 6 months ago
this is an easy drink man.
dantheswagman 6 months ago
snorlax can drink! hell yah!
johnny58881 6 months ago
peter griffin is that you O_0
CrazyDanGaming 6 months ago
I wanna drink with this guy.
JudasPreidis 6 months ago
He prolly threw up after
digon1631 6 months ago
haha your awesome i wish i could do that :(
Louisee182 6 months ago
holy fuck!
silentpounce 6 months ago
wheres the neck?lol
noname360 7 months ago
You should have cracked the top on a fresh one. How do we know that was real vodka?
chrisdicki 7 months ago
@chrisdicki well its not water cause water doesnt fizz like that at then end.. its not soda... got no bubbles so
Peter258 7 months ago
Some of you europeans, 24 ounce is 7 deciliters
TheChernobylBoy 7 months ago
@TheChernobylBoy hes american
XiBellaghyiX 7 months ago
@XiBellaghyiX You're stupid. I don't know what ounce is, we use liter system. I just made it easier for people that doesn't use ounce too
TheChernobylBoy 7 months ago
smirnoff ice? hahahah. why not a 40 oz colt 45
jaeOneS2 7 months ago
a real sailor
tucon100 7 months ago
Is that your throat or a pipe?
TheOriginalCM 7 months ago
That was awesome. huge respect.
Nipperes 7 months ago
Not all publicity is good publicity. If you need attention do something that requires skill and can make money.
Ashitaka255 7 months ago
He's trying to loss weight :P
popopopboy 7 months ago
hey make a video of your big ass on a tread mill eating 40 pizza rolls and chuging
supertech2007 7 months ago
he threw up at 1:06 lol END THE VIDEO!!!
xThEmEaTwAgOnx360 7 months ago
It might take u 50 of thos to get u buzzin
MrTimpin69 7 months ago
dude u r legit gunna die really soon
denvernegative0 7 months ago 26
congratulations you chugged a soda.
lookitskirby 7 months ago
so, you've learned how to chug sprite with a little alcohol in it? Smirnoff ice is for people with vaginas
Dakota360ci 7 months ago
wtf is on his neck
MrTravis71 7 months ago
GREAT ANGLE....CALL YOUR VISE A TALENT...CHUGGING BOOZE AND SCARFING PIZZA ROLLS....I'M GONNA MAKE A VIDEO CALLED THE 5 LOAD CHALLENGE AND JERK OFF ALL DAY...HEY FUCK IT, DO WHAT YOU LOVE RIGHT
SuperGrinder2 7 months ago
hope you liked it... BLLLRRRRGGLLGLGLLGGHHHH!!!!!
mkyoung87 7 months ago 64
OK retards. For those of you "kids" who have never drank SMIRNOFF ICE, let me inform you. The stuff is basically SPRITE with a small amount of liquor in it, it's the most lightweight drink you can ever have. You have to drink a shitload of this before you can even get tipsy. So this isn't fake. If you guys drank you'd know lol
Alhawaii1 7 months ago 3
@Alhawaii1 Your an idiot its a malt beer it has 5.0 percent alcohol. its stronger than a budlight. Learn your facts little boy
NineTriggers 7 months ago
@NineTriggers They both have 5% alcohol, GG.
Alhawaii1 7 months ago
... And then, his heart exploded!
OtakuPraetorius 7 months ago
that is fucking epic man!
chi6075 7 months ago
didnt like the pizza roll video, made me sick, but this was fuckinggg awsomeeee
e130 7 months ago
obv going to go run and chunder
zeightygeisty 7 months ago
10 secs, nice nigger!
Shevuhn777 7 months ago
i get it u tried to exercise for a year.........try harder fatty!!!
Hobo1on1a1leash 7 months ago
Chug vodka pussy
kysmelmonge 7 months ago 2
for those of you who think it's fake, water doesn't have any bitch foam yo. props to you man.
stridetide155 8 months ago
how do people let themselves go like this
1488slav 8 months ago 80
@1488slav he prolly has a slow matabalism or some kind of a disease that causes him to be overweight
AJWpwn 7 months ago
@AJWpwn ENABLER, ENABLER!!!
1GovernmentHooker 6 months ago
@1GovernmentHooker i dont enable him to be over weight...
AJWpwn 6 months ago
@1488slav They don't think much of themselves. They hate themselves and they hate life.
1GovernmentHooker 6 months ago
@1488slav depression its a tough thing to beat.
LordHannigan 6 months ago
you are one disgusting slob
schafedaddy100 8 months ago 2
its called water. or smirnoff ice, whatever is more pussy.
rmr355 8 months ago
look at the back of the neck at 0:51 it his own neckrest.lmao but kiding aside this guy is the ugliest mofo ever. you can tell this guy aint never going to get laid.
TheParry13 9 months ago
Smirnoff is such a womens drink!
xDeGree21x 9 months ago
you totally puked right after you finished!
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