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  • DRUNK FAT FUCKS

  • It's Smirnoff Ice, bro.

    My sister can chug Smirnoff Ice.

  • @Tordah26

    hope your sister isn't 300 pounds. but yeah, I get it, it might as well be a 24oz beer

  • @H3770mynameis She's getting there, lol.

  • cool life

  • id rather see 20 minutes later when ya rolling on the floor pissed as a cricket

  • HOW BIG OF CRAPS DO U TAKE? like im 150 pounds and my dumps get pretty big... but urs must be huge!

  • What was that at the end "al bruchtt"? Is that a new language you're speakin there fatass.

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  • @wannabeearmymen why dont you quit trying to be a hardass on the internet your just a lifeless douche who lives at his moms house and has nothing better to do than to make fun of people on the internet. Word of advice grow some balls and get a life

  • honestly not one to get into the middle of these things but who the fuck cares what size this guy is ... no need to call him names

  • This nigga shoulda picked up smoking weed instead.

  • @machetero1 Yeah, because weed doesnt give you the munchies or anything.

    Good thinking, pothead.

  • It doesnt matter what it is look at the videos this guy has posted so far it could be piss and he would still drink it , the guy has 5 chins for fuck sake . When hes lying in hospital with type one diabetes and they have to remove his man boobs he wont look so cool then .

  • LOL Just because G4 showed one of your vids doesnt make them your best buds pal. Honestly i pitty this fool

  • Oh i thought it was 40%.. well thats a waste then..

  • "and thats chugging" wow big surprise your showcased talents are consuming things at a fast rate.

  • he hasn't had time to make a new video in a year? LOL

    no time my ass, what else could you possibly be doing all day

  • Here's a challenge for ya. Get laid

  • More challenges needed, maybe he'll explode this way.

  • Holy sheeeeeeeet

  • thats pretty impressive i bet none of you guys could do that so stop saying shit like that

  • @spoonmaster908 If it was actually vodka, I still wouldn't be impressed, because this fat fuck would have to drink the whole bottle anyway to even feel a buzz.

  • Hope You Liked It BUUUUUUURRRRRREEEEEGGGGHHHHH

  • Sounds like he was about to puke at the end.

  • Alcohol isn't going to help you lose weight.

  • your mom must be so proud

  • GOD DAMNN

    this nigga da shit

  • smirnoff ice eh, i was hoping for vodka

  • Tell us Mastadon, how do you get the bitches?

  • drink some real alcohol, pussy

  • when he does a pull up, he gets 2% the way up, rips ass, and zooms up.

  • It's not vodka!!! it's a mixed drink like a mikes hard lemonade, only has 5%,...

  • @scorchedcandy smack them for drinking a girly drink that has 5% alcohol?, that's less than a can of beer..

  • Man that was fast!

  • Holy shit! I'd smack my kids if I caught them doing this. Alcohol poisoning is NOT fun

  • you guys cannot imagine the immensity of the fuck he does not give

  • why dont u chug some slim fast porky

  • EAHHHHHHHHHHHH QUE GUILLAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....ASI SE ASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E

  • BIG MASTODON!!!!!!!!!!

  • Maaaan, why they have those big bottles in America. ;__;

  • its a mixed drink sold in the u.s. its like $2.00. at the store VERY weak drink less than a beer. girls usually drink them

  • fuck ice?? lets get some grey goose and light this bitch uppp

  • He might have a little tiny buzz, that's about it. PS. There's foamy bubbles at the end so its def not water. Wish I could that!

  • R you proud over yourself son?

  • did you get fatter?

  • If you look carefully, he is drinking then breathing by holding the bottle just above his lips so the liquid goes in, but so can oxygen, he also stops drinking to breath.

  • VODKA DOESN'T FIZZ YOU FAT LYING SACK OF SHIT

  • @jesuslovesmebetter take a bottle of vodka and shake it, its gonna bubble.. its not fizzing

  • @TVdude321io yes, vodka bubbles like water but his shit is fizzing, dumbass. watch again

  • Lets try chugging some water...

  • "Here goes nothing"

    *chugs...*

    "....Hope you liked it.."

    *throws up as soon as the camera turns off*

  • He hasnt had time to make a video cuz he takes a nap everytime he moves his arm to grab the camera.. and thats water your drinkin btw, cheater lol

  • youve been iced!!

  • the end made me LOL.

  • Anybody who's saying this isn't a "real" drink is stupid. Sorry i don't wanna taste something as strong as bleach, what's the point of drinking alcohol that taste bad? Smirnoff is 33% alcohol by volume, that is a real drink. But yeah this guy shouldn't have chugged this. My brother chugged 3/4 of Fleishmans Vodka & almost died from AP, just saying.

  • @SingsBrandon Hey man, hope your brother is okay now, but, 33% is "a lot" of alcohol, but you should reeeealy try my national drink that has 50 to 65% alcohol by volume... Uh, reeealy tough, but also tastes good, and it is a king of brandy that is made out of plums... It's called Shljivovitza (translated in english roughly it is Plum Brandy) :)))) CHeers, bro! :)

  • @SingsBrandon THAT'S BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BROTHER ARE PUSSIES

  • @jesuslovesmebetter Are you kidding me ? How is someone a pussy because they almost die from Alcohol Poising ? Is it his fault that the alcohol almost killed him ? I would LOVE to see you chug 3/4's of fleishmans vodka in under 3 minutes , please do so & see if you don't land in the hospital having to get alcohol pumped through your dick you fucking tool .

  • that cant be to healthy

  • wow you are so gangster you can drink a whole bottle of smirnoff ice.. no

  • psh i did this all the time when i was in 8th grade...

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  • smirnoff and WOW makes you morbidly obese

  • fat

  • maybe do it with a real drink next time you fat cunt

  • how about you do a salad challenge fatty...

  • @prboy931 fuck you worry about your self fat fuck

  • @prboy931 how bout you do a get a life and move out of your moms basement challenge faggot.

  • only a fatass like this guy would constantly be drinking smirnoff ice

  • you just dont like yourself! please get some help dude ur playin with fire a goin get burnt bad. your shit IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL ITS DUMB

  • but realy this is not somthing to support it is a horrible thing to do to your body and i cant start to list the health concerns

  • i dont no what was more of a challange drinking that all at once or holding his arm up for an entire 15 secounds?

  • ITS PETER GRIFFIN

  • Uhh, why's everyone saying it's water? It's Smirnoff Ice, that's under 6% ABV. That's hardly going to get you wasted in any way, shape, or form.

  • @WanderingGoat it's not the % of alcohol

    it's drinking an entire bottle of vodka 

  • @WanderingGoat Yea he pretty much did the equivalent of chugging a few beers big whoop

  • @WanderingGoat smirnoff ice is water... haha... fatty with a bitch drink... and i agree with prboy931, "how about a salad challenge..."

  • @WanderingGoat thats what im sayin!!!

  • @WanderingGoat you don't think you can get drunk from drinks with 6% alcohol? you haven't had a beer and such your life huh ?

  • @titusadam If you'll refer back to the title, you'll notice that a measurement was given - 24 ounces, which combined with the ABV would give you about the equivalent of 2 drinks. Earlier in the comments, most people were saying that he must just be drinking water because people assumed he was drinking 40% vodka instead of Smirnoff Ice. Of course, if you're the lightest of lightweights and can get drunk from two drinks, then all the more power to you - enjoy the savings!

  • @WanderingGoat oh okay i thought you meant that you couldn't get drunk from 6% alcohol no matter how much you drink :)

  • That drink is going to go right to your chin.

  • the bottle is probably filled with water...

  • Your struggling to breath whilst you talk. Seriously man get some help and loose some wieght.... for sake of your own life. And I know its easier said than done, but c'mon dude you got start from somewhere.

  • Mate, did you spew directly after this? Be honest.

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  • Hahahaha! Hope you liked it!

  • Hoped u liked it.. CUT! OMFG HELP ME!!

  • there's no way to prove that's smirnoff, if it was there's a chance this man could've died.

  • ...and all my friends on youtube! FOREVER ALONE

  • Water.

  • midgets can use his face as a trampoline

  • It took a while, but I finally managed to masturbate to this video.

  • whaaat the fucccck . you should of shown us how fucked up you got

  • @tiemyhands18 xDDD

  • ohhhhh wait .. No he didnt ..

  • ohhhhhh damnnnn BIG BOY lost wieght !!

  • its not smirnoff, its just water

  • @8gighen9 ya cuz water is fizzy like that... dumbass

  • chug chug chug chuG!

  • Goin hard.....

  • That alcohol??

  • holyshit, how fucking fast didn't he drink? Man :/

  • fuckin nigger drink

  • Peter Griffin.

  • It's not vodka, its an alcopop like smirnoff ice

  • holy fuck you got even fatter

  • mkyoung87 i was laughing at your comment for like 10 minutes LOL!!!!

  • thats smirnoff ice. isnt that like soda with like 2% alcohal?

  • @niikiiiful

    thats the small bottles in the bar

    these big ones are like 30-40 or something

  • @niikiiiful no thats smirnoff lime u noob gtfo nao

  • bull shit that was water

  • I wish he made a video named 20 min after chugging a bottle of vodka

  • he sounds like Zach Galifanakis

  • Dude you drank that in 10 seconds i cant chug a wter bottle in 10 seconds

  • So, has your body finally passed all of that liquor yet ? o.O

  • i have ammo but no fucking vodka

  • @halorunescaper proably cause he drank the worlds supply in 10minutes

  • impressive..

  • you fat fat fat fat fat fat, fat fuckin loser

  • did u practice by chugging melted butter? try drinking water ya fat heap

  • u probs filled it with water

  • He's just doing his own thing and taking challenges. Chill.

  • theres foam on the vodka at the end. since when does vodka foam?

  • @blaizeR324DR That's not vodka.

  • @blaizeR324DR it's mixed with a carbonated drink.

  • @blaizeR324DR its a mixed vodca drink

  • ALL HIS YOUTUBEFRANZ? Where.

  • this is an easy drink man.

  • snorlax can drink! hell yah!

  • peter griffin is that you O_0

  • I wanna drink with this guy.

  • He prolly threw up after

  • haha your awesome i wish i could do that :(

  • holy fuck! 

  • wheres the neck?lol

  • You should have cracked the top on a fresh one. How do we know that was real vodka?

  • @chrisdicki well its not water cause water doesnt fizz like that at then end.. its not soda... got no bubbles so

  • Some of you europeans, 24 ounce is 7 deciliters

  • @TheChernobylBoy hes american

  • @XiBellaghyiX You're stupid. I don't know what ounce is, we use liter system. I just made it easier for people that doesn't use ounce too

  • smirnoff ice? hahahah. why not a 40 oz colt 45

  • a real sailor

  • Is that your throat or a pipe?

  • That was awesome. huge respect.

  • Not all publicity is good publicity. If you need attention do something that requires skill and can make money.

  • He's trying to loss weight :P

  • hey make a video of your big ass on a tread mill eating 40 pizza rolls and chuging

  • he threw up at 1:06 lol END THE VIDEO!!!

  • It might take u 50 of thos to get u buzzin

  • dude u r legit gunna die really soon

  • congratulations you chugged a soda.

  • so, you've learned how to chug sprite with a little alcohol in it? Smirnoff ice is for people with vaginas

  • wtf is on his neck

  • GREAT ANGLE....CALL YOUR VISE A TALENT...CHUGGING BOOZE AND SCARFING PIZZA ROLLS....I'M GONNA MAKE A VIDEO CALLED THE 5 LOAD CHALLENGE AND JERK OFF ALL DAY...HEY FUCK IT, DO WHAT YOU LOVE RIGHT

  • hope you liked it... BLLLRRRRGGLLGLGLLGGHHHH!!!!!

  • OK retards. For those of you "kids" who have never drank SMIRNOFF ICE, let me inform you. The stuff is basically SPRITE with a small amount of liquor in it, it's the most lightweight drink you can ever have. You have to drink a shitload of this before you can even get tipsy. So this isn't fake. If you guys drank you'd know lol

  • @Alhawaii1 Your an idiot its a malt beer it has 5.0 percent alcohol. its stronger than a budlight. Learn your facts little boy

  • @NineTriggers They both have 5% alcohol, GG.

  • ... And then, his heart exploded!

  • that is fucking epic man!

  • didnt like the pizza roll video, made me sick, but this was fuckinggg awsomeeee

  • obv going to go run and chunder

  • 10 secs, nice nigger!

  • i get it u tried to exercise for a year.........try harder fatty!!!

  • Chug vodka pussy

  • for those of you who think it's fake, water doesn't have any bitch foam yo. props to you man.

  • how do people let themselves go like this

  • @1488slav he prolly has a slow matabalism or some kind of a disease that causes him to be overweight

  • @AJWpwn ENABLER, ENABLER!!!

  • @1GovernmentHooker i dont enable him to be over weight...

  • @1488slav They don't think much of themselves. They hate themselves and they hate life.

  • @1488slav depression its a tough thing to beat.

  • you are one disgusting slob

  • its called water. or smirnoff ice, whatever is more pussy.

  • look at the back of the neck at 0:51 it his own neckrest.lmao but kiding aside this guy is the ugliest mofo ever. you can tell this guy aint never going to get laid.

  • Smirnoff is such a womens drink!

  • you totally puked right after you finished!