Ross Kemp lap - Top Gear - BBC

[DJMatthew69]

it's s01e03 form 2002

[nicsandee123]

Not the old Youtube conspiracy rearing its metrosexual creating head again!!!!!!! Well I think it is true because on some other website, I listed my occupation as a carpenter/ builder as part of some routine questions. I am now blocked from having an account on You tube, its true, honest. The people who run youtube want you to become cordouroy wearing nerds who dont like strippers , beer , manly behaviour in general and most importantly they despise anything that increases the size if your NUTS.

[rabocsenitram]

i like this program. hello from spain

[shmen04]

why i don't recieve any video from TopGear chanel and i subcribed why ?

[falchard]

@shmen04 Because Youtube hates manly things like Cars, Guns, and hot chicks. They prefer things like bloggers and socialized government programs.

[kraksc]

Dude there isn't a conspiracy on youtube.

[falchard]

Why would what I say be a conspiracy? Its not like I said Youtube's mission is to make every man a metro-sexual.

[Eire247]

How old is this

[benjokazooie]

look how small the crowd is! compare that to what it is now!

[underanindiansky]

ross kemp is fucking sexy

[SimsWorld95]

cool

[TrollUtube]

Geordies its like life on mars LOL

[TheMagical555]

shit driver

[AndriusN69]

There aren't many people in the backround

[hojop25]

@AndriusN69 coz its oldie top gear aha

[mikestarmedia10]

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[avfc0589]

I really badly want all 3 presenters to do individual laps in the Lacetti, just to see how they compare to the celebs.

[MrSunnyzzzzz]

wow is it me or was that the most depressing audience to have ever been in top gear

[slanker786]

fat bastard slowed the car down

[MyReaper6]

S...A...S...MY ARSE

[phixion79]

would of been an even slower lap if he hid behind the dashboard to light up a cig

[neilgreatorex]

Would *have* been, you illiterate twat.

[tombuffery]

@MyReaper6 when did he ever claim to be in the S.A.S? llol

[COLONEL961]

well tom,he wouldn,t serve under me-if i was yong enough,i would give both kemp and that other idiot,a bloody good clip around the ear,and a good hard kick up the backside,cheerio

[tyke58]

Nope, I think you will find he was in the Salvation Army. lol.

Bald = Tough. Nah!

[reader34]

Lol what an empty audience till what is now ! It's amazing how things progress.

[ButherLi55ett]

Jesus, he's even more of a cock in life than on tv...I would have thought that was impossible.

[COLONEL961]

hello

[RossKempOnYourMum01]

I am Kemp.

[iJeTFiiiRE]

It had just started becoming huge.

[satan666himself]

y the place so empty usually mobbed

[war1690]

Ross kemp is a fucking wanker.......

[ivannacrapalot]

Why? He is awesome in Extras.

[93grimekid]

dis prick shudda been doing the live eastenders lol forget this

[COLONEL961]

93 grimekid-i can,t stand the person in eastenders either,but i don,t watch that crap anymore,so i can,t really complain-do you think he,s a wimp???

[kingwei8888]

哈哈哈哈哈

[tyke58]

Why the row of houses?

[Mozzofull]

I thought this was about the video???

Anyway..i liked it right until ross kemp opened his mouth!..still he had the same lap time as clarkson!...a clean lap!

[Doubleringer]

another one who takes our BBC licence fee money whenever he wants

[COLONEL961]

if everyone stopped paying the licence fee,-there wouldn,t be one-clever,arne,t i,???

[1my2username3sux4lol]

@COLONEL961 your not really clever becasue if everyone stopped paying the licence fee then there would be no bbc, and ergo- no Top Gear. Also can you type like a normal person? Using correct english your giving me a headache.

[COLONEL961]

now look here you damn user-stop cowering behind your computer and face me-are you a man or a mouse???and bollocks to the bbc and top gear,-waste of my hard earned money!!! bloody users like you

[1my2username3sux4lol]

@COLONEL961 Actually i'm neither- im a female. Im not cowering behind my computer I am voicing my opinion just as you voiced yours. You must remember on this page you are in a minority, the majority of people here would disagree and instead of deliberatly going places that make them angry such as this youtube video of Top Gear they go places they like such as this video. Get me? If you disagree so much then get rid of your TV and you will not have to pay. Its a tax, deal with it.

[COLONEL961]

user-a lot of people disagree with paying for the licence-what a total rip off.some people can,t afford it,some never watch bbc-you know that.Also,you can refuse to pay if you genuinely state your reason as sattelite use,computer games only.i pay as a principle,butother countries don,t have this TAX,

[neilgreatorex]

Think you should re-start taking your bloody medications. You should certainly keep away from a keyboard until you've grasped the basics of spelling, grammar and punctuation. Oh, and please understand the license fee is not a tax. Please read and fully understand before posting. What a prawn.

[Guarding]

@neilgreatorex FOCKING PRAWNS MAN!

[ineedalifeLTD]

hah loved that movie

[Vexion193]

DISTRICT 9 WIN!

[neilgreatorex]

One can only assume, to give you the benefit of the doubt, that you are pissed. If you're not pissed.......

Education under nuLabour, what a crock!.

[Lesmo1]

"...*your* giving me a headache."????

If *you're* going to criticise someone's English, have a bash at getting it right in the sentence in which you actually try to make your point, or you might end up looking like a bit of a tit.

I know they sound the same, but there's a world of difference between the meanings of 'your', 'you're', 'yore' and 'yaw'.

[1my2username3sux4lol]

I was reffering to the fact that instead of using ' you were using , to puntuate your sentences. Not your grammar.

[tyke58]

Should be  "referring" and "punctuate" Sorry.

[1my2username3sux4lol]

I'm dysleixic asshole, and my comment was about the fact he was using a , instead of an '

it was upside down therefore giving me a headache, im not talking about spelling

[sasmanwayne]

YOU WROTE: Using correct english your giving me a headache.

SHOULD BE: Would you use correct English as you're giving me a headache.

Funny that isn't it?

[MrSHaBaLaBax]

There should be a comma there :P

[giggles446]

and a question mark...fucko xD

[neilgreatorex]

Nope. You're a twat.

Nuff said.

[CurlieCornflake]

jettvr

PLEASE. Don't feel you have to stay!

[aaurahasnoballs]

Ross kemp....what a knob

[heartzzzzbreakerzzzz]

HAHA!

[minibus9]

awsome video

[alx1123]

wow the old episodes are are fair bit different 2 the new ones.

[BenNCM]

Ross Kemp's a psycho. What the hell is he threatening Jeremy for? It's not Clarkson's fault that he's savage.

[minibus9]

i think he was joking

[zJoriz]

Sure is. I'm glad there's a bit of North Sea between me and Great Britain.

[CurlieCornflake]

zJoriz

Me too !

I'm in GB

[mickeymonk]

clarkson is a prize wanker

[SubGumCRyno]

These interviews and celebrity laps are really boring to me.

I miss it when they posted normal episode segments regularly.

[CurlieCornflake]

SubGumCRyno

If you find it boring . . . why are you watching it ?????

Get out more or go back to the shopping channel but if you don't like it, don't watch it.

SIMPLES!

[SubGumCRyno]

Settle down there. I wasn't trying to stir extreme emotion in anyone.

I check them out sometimes, all I was saying was that comparatively, I'd much prefer the regular segments.

Maybe you should "get out more or go back to the shopping channel" if you're just going to troll peoples comments to make it sound like you have life all figured out.

[CurlieCornflake]

SubGumCRyno

No I havent got life figured out but its a fascinating question . . . One thing I have figured out and was hoping to share with you was not to waste time on things which bore me!

If I understand you correctly, you left a comment but have contempt for people who read them? Take no notice of me. No offence intended just musing the questions of life to myself . . .

;)

[SubGumCRyno]

Fair enough.

Cheers.

[RelaxedDiver]

lol @ the guy drinking in the background and not applauding

[zucchini4067]

good catch I had to go back again to see him.

[Holdtheline07]

Why not it all in the same episode???

[BigKarliny]

this is rubbish....

[rawbhl]

omg how old is this episode?!

[Qwerty05k]

i think this was back in 2002

[XxGameZonexX]

nice

[kimi88cz]

oh god,uldoad new videos!

[ionsunteu]

i still don't get it.what's so special about being first?

[maartendesmet]

just because u see a blank commnt sheet ppl wanna shout first because they see it everywhere, but everybody does hate it.... it's funny though when u try to say first on a vid from collegehumor or something, because after u saw the vid, 500ppl already responded but you can't see, then suddenly you see this fucker just screaming first on the 568th comment :)

[BartBRH]

@ ionsenteu

and useless.....