It was a cold and windy night the night Beth was born. I was 4 but I'll never forget that night. The sky was blood red. The moon oozed malevolence. There was a plaintive howl off in the distance, a smell of sulpher in the air. Then the earth shook and I knew my little bad seed sister had been birthed upon the earth.
Yeah, she's seen some. A few of the uglier ones. She told the ADP people these videos were "taken out of context," that they weren't really how she acts. If only I had Smellovision! That would give folks the context. I think somebody up at the nuthouse coached Beth on the concept of context.
One thing I haven't shown much of is the malicious gossiping mom and Beth do. They LOVE to laugh at anybody smarter than them...which is a whole lotta folk.
Are you still moving out? While these are very entertaining, this has got to be a toxic life for you. And momma really needs to kick Beth out! Just sayin'...
Saturdays she dresses up like a trailer park ho and goes somewhere, I don't know where. She usually comes back the next day with a killer hangover. Sundays are a b*tch.
Ugh. Five stars tho!
BeYourHuckleberry 2 years ago
Thanks. Yeah, a whole lot more of this goes on than I show in my videos.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Beth sounds just like a spoiled little girl... Nobody ever let her grow up!
phekwig 2 years ago
It was a cold and windy night the night Beth was born. I was 4 but I'll never forget that night. The sky was blood red. The moon oozed malevolence. There was a plaintive howl off in the distance, a smell of sulpher in the air. Then the earth shook and I knew my little bad seed sister had been birthed upon the earth.
Momma did it.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
P.S. Please check out the bottom left side of my channel page.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
She's actually getting cuter
wiiiilbur 2 years ago
What in the hell are you drinkin'?
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Vodka Martinis
wiiiilbur 2 years ago
Hahaha! I knew it had ta be somethin'.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Even Annie looked confused....LOL :)
Octahoney 2 years ago
Ahyup :)
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Oh the amenities
hellavadeal 2 years ago
Yep
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Her car? Your sister really ownz.
Like your tiny podcast. Have you watched the Korean film "Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring" yet?
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chevkoch 2 years ago
Not yet. But the trailers look good.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Me thinks she has no concept of the word..
JimmerSD 2 years ago
Beth seems to be able to grasp ideas that benefit her easier than concepts that don't.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
I found it very disturbing... and who's the dog? he like, lives in the hallway? LOL
MetalBlasterX 2 years ago
That's Annie, poisoned 4 times by Beth's carelessness with her drugs. Hospitalized twice. Treated by the vet all 4 times. Poor dog.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Video is five stars - Beth rates one big "ugh"
MainStreetMonochrome 2 years ago
Thanks!
She does.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Poor Annie :(
topalina40 2 years ago
Yeah, the dog deserves better.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
YIKES!
lol
Reid
ReidBaer 2 years ago
"Yikes" is like "good morning" here in our little house of horrors.
:)
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Has Beth ever watched these videos of herself? She's seriously grotesque as a human being.
Poetivity 2 years ago
Yeah, she's seen some. A few of the uglier ones. She told the ADP people these videos were "taken out of context," that they weren't really how she acts. If only I had Smellovision! That would give folks the context. I think somebody up at the nuthouse coached Beth on the concept of context.
One thing I haven't shown much of is the malicious gossiping mom and Beth do. They LOVE to laugh at anybody smarter than them...which is a whole lotta folk.
Yeah. Grotesque is an apt word.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Are you still moving out? While these are very entertaining, this has got to be a toxic life for you. And momma really needs to kick Beth out! Just sayin'...
Illuminatta 2 years ago
If momma didn't kick Beth out when Beth beat her to a bloody pulp in the front yard 3+ years ago over drugs, momma will NEVER kick her baby out.
I need to find a good home for Annie.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Good luck, sweety.
Illuminatta 2 years ago
Thanks :)
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
lol nice dress shes almost wearing
poor annie run annie run
oldbag699 2 years ago
Seriously. Beth is hazardous to poor Annie's health. Literally. Serially.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
SERIALLY !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
I think beth may be serially hazardous to most living things
oldbag699 2 years ago
I agree :)
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
I agree: ???
TheBlueFlamingo 2 years ago
Five Stars!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
Five thanks! How ya like my new channel banner?
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Nice teeth! LOL!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
Not my thumbnail. I KNOW my thumbnail is toothless. I'm talking about my busy, B movie-style channel BANNER.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Oh, you were looking at my PAGE banner. Okay, that needed changing, too.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
It looks good James!!
MadBadVoodo 2 years ago
THAT'S what I was fishin' for! Thanks, Richard!
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
I wasn't aware she could see with her own two eyes at the same time...
jrsnyderjr 2 years ago
That's what lets you know it's a lie she's tellin'!
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Even the dog doesn't know what the hell she's talkin' bout
Bl4zz3r 2 years ago
Hahaha! Seriously!
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Will the 'new' son do a video once in awhile to keep us up to date after you leave? : )
giaco44094 2 years ago
He don't bother the internets.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
That's some stark reality.
citizenkong 2 years ago
But wait. It gets starker....
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
how could u ever leave?
kidblood1 2 years ago
Hahaha! And leave paradise?? I must be crazy!
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
Has she ever tried selling those amenities downtown?
hallbe 2 years ago
Saturdays she dresses up like a trailer park ho and goes somewhere, I don't know where. She usually comes back the next day with a killer hangover. Sundays are a b*tch.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago
yep
ZMoulton 2 years ago
Yep yep.
marquisdejolie 2 years ago