Tyrion Lannister vs The Mountain Men - Game of Thrones

[959chris]

why do they actually have a bard with them

[Robscrob1]

Aw! I wanted to see Tyrion with the battle-axe :/

[lycanthropy666]

warcraft III human peasant death sound @ 1:49 lol

[AdditionalPylons1]

@lycanthropy666 Bahaha I noticed that too

[lQwertical]

@johnholland1987 If the books are anything to go by, that won't be the last time you see him. :D

[SkunkyAngry]

@lQwertical

I don't think they can use him much more in the series without his tongue despite what happens in the books.

[johnholland1987]

thats the same Bard that has his tongue cut off by King Joffery's order, hate that little cunt

[alexpascu2785]

Brave little imp lol

[johnnychristrulez777]

Awh SHIT, they broke the guy's lute..

[Daveofwar49]

thought he used an axe...

[John162708]

Peter Dinklage: 4'5 feet of boss.

[StrangerQuark]

1:49 Warcraft 3 Human Footman death sound yeah!!

[Zgiadz]

@StrangerQuark yeah.

[CaptainPengu]

@StrangerQuark Peasant, actually.

[sinkude]

2:14 da fuck happen to that sword?

[10ur25]

that bard look like the one whom tongue was cut by joffrey

[SigmarusOne]

@10ur25 Sameone

[ImAllFact]

The top two comments refer to old-school games. kewl.

[thinman25]

Man, hill tribes are smart, taking out the bard first. He could have given everyone a +2 to attack rolls the whole encounter!

[DarkWarlock86]

@thinman25

I have never laughed so hard at a comment since I discovered YouTube.

Also, Bronn is badass.

[svantebeaverman]

@thinman25 Hahahaha

[kentus111]

@thinman25 you just made my day xD

[PistolSoldat]

@thinman25 God damn you - I laughed so hard I cried down my leg.

[fl333r]

@thinman25 My god... genius.

[fui54uhrf4]

@thinman25 hahhaahahahahahaa

[madmangames]

bronn is a frightening man to say the least

[1banders]

It's interesting how little effort was made to cast actors that fit the descriptions of the characters in books. In the books, the singer, Marillion, is 18 years old. Surely they could have found an actor who looks like he's 18 to play Marillion.

[drizzt102]

@1banders Actually Tyrion is about as good as they were going to get, Joffery EXUDES douchebag, so they did a good job there. Jaime i think is almost on the nose correct. Ned Stark was well done, as was Robb, Arya, Syrio Forel, Sansa, Bran, and Rickon. Even Jon Snow wasn't tooo bad, hopefully the actor gets the amount of badassness right though. and Bronn was perfectly cast as well. So all in all, I think they did well.

[MohnJcIntyre]

the show just simply cant explain how pained tyrion was by cat outwitting him

[0zzy07]

this is made up, in the book he fights really well actually

[ddd8828]

bronn forgot to wipe his sword

Also, yeah, I want Tyrion and his axe to slaughter them all.

[danogzilla]

this fight was much better in the books. tyrion grabbed a hatchet and went apeshit.

[dvpkid]

@danogzilla like splitting fire wood

[tacticianSHG]

Fucking hell! Bronn took out like half of them!

[OKB74U]

HALF-MAN ! HALF-MAN ! HALF-MAN !

[gowilko]

Im not a murderer then proceeds to kill someone with a shield

[TheTrueHaddock]

@gowilko

Good point.

[Ikarosus]

@TheTrueHaddock Killing and murdering is not a same thing.

[morethanever100]

@gowilko Well if he did not kill the mountain man then Catelyn would have been slashed into two. He actually saved Catelyn's life instead of escaping, as in the scene he was looking at the horse.

[CmdkyL]

@gowilko its not the same as murdering

[meequalssmart]

@gowilko because theres a difference between killing and murder.

[porrsmurfen]

@gowilko Although that's technically self-defence, not murder. Murder requires malicious intent for selfish purposes where killing is not necessary for defending ones' own or someone elses' health. :)

[TheTrueHaddock]

@porrsmurfen

I'm sure it was just a joke. There's no need for everyone to become so anal about it. Just laugh.

[porrsmurfen]

@TheTrueHaddock Yeah, but sometimes you just gotta abreact yourself - and what better way to do it than through pointing out other peoples' faults and mistakes?

He also did not use any apostrophe or punctuation in his sentence - see what I mean? ;-)

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

@TheTrueHaddock jokes work if their true.

[redcodec]

@TheTrueHaddock : Tyrion son of Tywin is well loved and besides the joke wasn't exactly intelligent.

[Robscrob1]

@porrsmurfen But neither was it self-defence; it was Lady Stark-defence.

[lolookphor]

@gowilko self defence though :P

[rebharath]

@gowilko @2:58 you can here the badass ask tyrion "your first?" if you believe tyrion, that was his first kill. so technically he was not a murderer before this.

[Sotnas]

@gowilko Pushing a little boy out of a window=BAD

Permanently rearranging the face of some jerk who is trying to kill you=VERY GOOD

[AntiTroll101]

@gowilko Wouldn't call it murder if it was in self-defense.

[redcodec]

@gowilko : killing someone who attacked you first and killing him to save your life is not murder.

[ThePolAlberti]

@gowilko It is known.

[Humbug26]

Bronn is awesome, though the first guy he kills looks uber unrealistic

[Fenhawk11]

i like the imp

[TheSkiingGuru]

I love how the douche bard's lute gets destroyed LOL 

[InVINCEab13]

prot spec gnome warrior

[Silkie341]

Ain't the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Seriously though Peter Dinklage is really very impressive in this.

[LOLinflames]

yea that shield wasn't nearly as badass as holding a battleaxe and ALMOST yelled out "casterly rock!!"

The producers better make him lead the charge and go battle drunk on next season

[t6253]

@LOLinflames That scene was crap and unrealistic in the book

[LOLinflames]

@t6253 lol nah I love it.

[LOLinflames]

@t6253 and many would disagree with ya

[LOLinflames]

2:05 ahaha never noticed that rock before

[zsmith2100]

this is what makes this show so great let alone the quality of the show itself but how great the fight scenes are

[zarghroth]

In the book Tyrion kicks even more ass

[KHII]

someone tried to throw a rock at tyrion 1:35

[TheOutsidersWolfpac]

HahAhahA at 2:30

[TheFort83]

notice at 2:05 lady stark gets nailed in the head with a rock

[Asgardt]

1:49 = Warcraft death sound.. :P

[mrfudgeyhead]

@Asgardt

FOR LORDAERON 

[AbokaseeTheTroll]

@Asgardt "I guess I can..."

[Spartanz1170]

@Asgardt did he just kill a peasant or Militia XD

[Robsfund]

@Asgardt There's an Uruk Hai sound in there as well, they use it twice in the series for dying horses :P Once here, and once when the Mountain slays his horse.

[Spartanz1170]

@Asgardt Yes milord? Ok...

[Stigmatainmypants]

Bronn and Tyrion need their own tv show.

[07azunyan]

@Stigmatainmypants I think "Pinky and the Brain" has already been done.

[Badjokemaker]

Bronn and Tyrion...the beginn of a wonderful friendship!

[bgdancer100]

Is that a kukri in Bronn's belt?

[maxergud]

@bgdancer100 Yes it is, you have some good eyes on you.

[Edutk1]

It's a smashing board

[LordofDragns]

@Edutk1 Drokly refrence ftw.

[Evilshadow651]

The first kill Bronn made didn't make sense but the rest was brutal

[LOLinflames]

@Evilshadow651 ahaha you're right. The dude fighting bronn just stopped moving

[spartan1879]

"Bronn plunged through the clansmen like a whirlwind, cutting down foes right and left". Those are the words of the book! Exelent representation

[paulcbarrera]

Bronn for president.

[gregiskahn1]

Lol "I'm willing if she is"

[IceDrake523]

Stick them with the pointy end. Even if its a shield.

[ParkLeeNa]

All of the characters in this serie are well casted, and faithfull to the book, but Tyrion is especially well casted. Can't wait for Season 2, it's gonne be full of Tyrion.

[effeweewetoob]

Am I the only one who hoped to see Bravely Bold Sir Robin galloping by with cocunuts in the background at the beginning?

[Cavpal]

I want to see Catelyn Stark in the nude

[Briggie]

And in the book lady stark even kill someone. There were three men attacking her, tyrion takes one by surprise and kills him. He then distracts the second, and stark sneaks up from behind and slits his throat. The third runs off to go do something else.

[laundrylint]

Bitch got served.

[mormonjoe]

Killed by a midget. How embarassing.

[PlasticFTW]

@mormonjoe In the book he actually killed 3 or 4 men.. with an ax.

[Narania234]

@gangurobitch Maege Mormont and her daughters are generally viewed by stark bannermen and even by her brother, Jeor Mormont as freaks. Arya iwas called Arya Horseface and Arya Underfoot by people of winterfell. She is also viewed by readers as ''psychobrat'',no surprise, she even attacked her own sister with fists. When Lyanna ever fought? There is no evidence .

You cannot deny that starks were always devout to old-fashioned, harsh, rigid cruel laws and rules. One of reasons of their defeat.

[gangurobitch]

@Narania234 Lyanna attacked three squires who were beating up Howland Reed with a tourney sword and won. There's also a theory that she was the Knight of the Laughing Tree.

I'm thinking more and more that you're a troll and a stupid one at that. You would have to be to hold the fucking Greyjoys up as a model of gender equality.

[PunkymickBlah]

@gangurobitch he's been trolling on a bunch of videos

[PunkymickBlah]

@Narania234 naraina is a gay child book your a troll piss off

[HumanMonolith]

@Narania234

Arya acts that way because she's a tomboy, not a 'psycobrat' like you inaccurately say.

[diffusiventity]

Thought Tyrion was supposed to be an ugly little bastard. This guy is quite good looking!

[AMcGrath82]

@diffusiventity It's true.  Tyrion had a swollen brow and mismatched eyes. But I guess they limited that here.

[gangurobitch]

@Narania234 And the Lannisters repaid the Tyrells by accusing Margarey of adultery, sending Loras on a suicide mission and foiling their attempts to wed their heir to Sansa Stark. Yup. The Lannisters sure know how to treat their allies.

[Narania234]

@gangurobitch Actually, Cersei did what you were talking about. Cersei was deposed. When Ser Kavan becomes a regent, he will correct her mistakes. Kevan has always been Tyrell's friend.

[gangurobitch]

@Narania234 The last chapter of "A Dance of Dragons" says otherwise. :)

[Narania234]

@gangurobitch ''Ironborn women, however, may fight as well as a man, and may crew a longship or even captain their own ships. It is said that the sea gives them the appetites of a man''.

Actually, ironborn girls and women can be warriors and captains of longships and other warships. This is great freedom compared to fascist,right-wing, rigid starks. Among the mountian clans of the Vale, there is many warrior women. Strong women. Chella fought at Green Fork and Blackwater and she survived both.

[ToonandBBfan]

Paddy Garvey swings a sword well!

[InformationPollution]

@Narania234 Tywin is also portrayed as a manipulative opportunist who has no problem at all sicking The Mountain on innocent smallfolk or turning a crofter's daughter over to his garrison to rape in front of his son. He also fucks Shae after using her to condemn his son to death. I like the Lannisters, but you can't make these judgments with this series. This shit isn't Lord of the Rings. People are complicated, so are the characters.

[Narania234]

@InformationPollution Boltons are equally cruel than Gregor Clegane, Amory Lorch and Vargo Hoat and they were at the beginning at the stark service. Hoat later served te starks alongside Boltons. Yes, Tywin wronged Jaime, Cersei and especially Tyrion and for this reason he isn't one of my favorites. I respect his military, political and finnancial abilities, that's all. Petyr Baelish is an oportunist and master of deceptions and manipulations. Tywin was pragmatic politician, not oportunist.

[Narania234]

@InformationPollution I prefer pragmatics and even opportunists to fascist fanatics of cruel, opressive laws and rules. Tywin sent Mountain so that he ravaged tully's lands because he wanted the entire Riverlands to pay for the catching Jaime and kidnaping Tyrion. Tywin said:''Nobody is spilling the blood of Lannisters with impunity''. In truth, catelyn stark entirely unfairly and unlawfully kidnapped Tyrion for something what he didn't do and she sentenced him to certain death.

[ijwi]

Shagga, son of Dolf says: "What's in YOUR wallet?"

NARRATOR: "As the forces of Eddard Stark moved south towards King's Landing, defeat seemed imminent. The Lannisters were --" OH SNAP! We now interrupt this miniseries for a gang of barbarians from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[Cheesemuffin017]

1:48 peasent dies

[wookiepagan]

@Narania234 Alright you take the books a little to seriously its kinda creepy...........also did i mension i liked the starks? nope i just hate when people spoil it for others Btw do you like the Lannisters because your secretly Inbred?

[ijwi]

@wookiepagan Ignore Narania234, he's just a troll who's out to spam Game of Thrones related discussions with spoilers. If he's actually read the books, he's probably got either a small dick or a severe case of Asperger's syndrome to not know he's pissing off a lot of people who haven't read the later books.

[Narania234]

@ijwi You mean i am pissing off creepy stark lovers?Only witless, sanctimonious, self-righteous, judgemental,idiots liked starks. Admit it, you are just right-wing, butthurt, pseudo-intellectual idiot which cannot carry, that your precious starks died. They had it coming.

[rockc0ld]

2:53 is Bronn carrying a kukri knife?

[wookiepagan]

@Narania234 I going to Kill you..........

[TheAmbushHunter]

u need a woman

im willing if she is lol

[YzakGundam]

1:59 Peon (Orc) death from Warcraft 3

[effeweewetoob]

@Narania234 Um, hi, can we please refrain from spoilers? Some of us have never read the books.

[friendlycakeasaurus]

how the hell did the bard survive this attack?

[CardinalWoozy]

Lollin' at 2:05 when she gets hit in the head with a rock.

[thwguy]

i laughed so loud when i heared the warcraft3 deathsound for peasants :D:D:D

[ajaxrules1975]

Bronn and The Hound and The Mountain That Rides and Khal Drogo are so badass it's not even funny

[isleofcars10]

The ending conversation between Bronn and Tyrion almost killed me!

[trueseeing]

Did Bronn just sheath his sword without wiping the blood off? Thats worse than not wiping your ass....

[17thknight]

@trueseeing Bronn doesn't give a fuck about Hillmen, honor, swords, or blood. That man just doesn't give a FUCK.

[gdsm93]

Tyrion is my favorite character in the series so far.

[AMcGrath82]

@gdsm93 He does a lot more in the books. He actually fights in these battles -- he doesn't just sit around or get knocked out early.

[vvinblog]

1:44 the most realistic and untraditional sword fatality i have ever seen.

[Nickodemusodurn]

Everyone like Bronn's performance so far? There was some worry about if he would be right for the part.

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

motherfucking BRONN!!!!!!!!!!!

[RealParadoxBlues]

"Get on the horse... save the woman who wants me dead. Get on the horse... save the woman who wants me dead.

...Who am I kidding? I'm a dwarf. I couldn't get on the horse with a fucking stepladder. YAAAAAAA!"

[LOLlord117]

Tyrion is the wittiest mofo on the planet, with Petyr Baelish being a close second.

[Blackoutx86]

She gets owned by a rock to the head at 2:05 lol

[linkingisnonsense]

Hodor.

[RAV52]

Caetlyn is such a silly fucking twit... Any fool with a shred of sense could tell after Tyrion saved her life that he had no part in the attempt on Bran's life!

[SonicingAndEntering]

At 1:46 - 1:47 . . . Did anyone else hear a Cave Troll?

[scottie0904]

@SonicingAndEntering stealing weaponFX from FOTR's Moria scene since 1872.

[Nakedspaceman1]

Bronn's fighting style is a great mix of skill and almost spastic, flaily movements. He's not there for the style, he's there to kill you and clean up your purse afterwards.

In the meantime, Tyrion motherfucking Lannister will murder you with a shield. He doesn't even give a shit.

[biteme20202]

@Nakedspaceman1 to be fair tyrion maybe a lannister but hes the fucking best one of em all i mean he won me over when he slapped joffrey

[MegaSilentGamer]

@Nakedspaceman1 Ive just noticed he's like the Jack Sparrow without the anoying overacting and annoying pauses

[InVINCEab13]

@Nakedspaceman1 dude you are the Man.

[AMcGrath82]

Where is Tyrion's axe? Bronn was supposed to arm him... that axe plays a major role in the serious.

[InformationPollution]

@AMcGrath82 Haha yea...maybe now he'll defend King's Landing with his trusty battered shield!

[AMcGrath82]

@InformationPollution Ugh... no wonder he doesn't get an axe in this scene. They completely skip his battle scene on the Green Fork...

[baguiodequalidade96]

@AMcGrath82 yeah,I know,that was so awesome in the book

[TomoeMichieru]

Cat's retainer's not going to bother cleaning his sword before sheathing it?

[BEARCRAB]

@TomoeMichieru

bronn is actually just a mercenary following tyrion because he thinks he can get gold out of it.

[CyJoZa]

Nah nah. Fucking Bronn carrying the TV series like he carried the books. Martin should just end the story with DwD and write his true Magnum Opus "The Chronicles of Bronn (and his sidekick Roose Bolton)."

[scottODST114]

That guy owned them good and proper like a match for Jamie lanister perhaps?

[Lususnaturae579]

Dinklage is so good. The look of terror on his face at 1:56 is perfect.

[ejmacb]

also, for a second there I thought someone started shooting at them with guns.

[wowpat449]

@ejmacb haha me too. I thought the first guy was killed by a gun.

[unclegurmy]

In case any people new to the show are wondering, Bronn is the real main character of the series.

[Marzniper14]

@unclegurmy yeah, at first i didnt know who he was, then i started hearing about a Bronn, and then i looked him up in the internet and found how awesome he was =D

[McBrannon1000]

@unclegurmy, I'm near the end of the 3rd book now, and I'd have to say there really ISN'T a REAL main character. Everybody pretty much gets an even storyline. Or will the 4th book totally blow my supposition out of the water?

[unclegurmy]

@McBrannon1000 no, there really isn't a mian character. I was just joking around.

[ejmacb]

Bronn is a beast.

[balrogthane]

@ejmacb You misspelled "Tyrion," did you SEE that shield??

[ejmacb]

@balrogthane Ok, Tyrion was beast too but there's no denying that Bronn was the beastest during this battle.

[Hoekell]

And dammit is he awesome