World champion masturbation

[TheDravidianwolf]

I would understand if he had no GF and he masturbated but he has a GF and he does it every bloody day.

[AntiSocialChannel85]

Asian of course LOL he's lucky to have such girlfriend, most girls don't like when their boyfriend masturbates.

And his even got the cat to help him.

[uLoveDowk]

1 HAND SKILL OVER 9000 !!!!!!!!!

[moneyloverify]

japan is weird

[4everownage]

dafuq did i just watch???

[Fallout262]

Sooooooo,you allow your cat to join masturbation sessions?

[Fallout262]

WTF?

[sleekgeek]

The Jeremy Lin of Masturbation

[Xamarth1]

This dude is my hero. He's got a hot girlfriend doing the housework, a kitty, and faps all day.

[bmehoota]

Fake! If you have an erection for longer then 6 hours the blood cells in you penis will start to die and will look like frost bite and if continued it will look like zombie penis and be cut off. That why Viagra ads say to go to a doctor if you have a boner longer then 4 hours.

[kakarot6480]

how the hell did dragonball brought me here? O_o

[GodleyX]

im sure his parents are proud

[dimsot7]

o basilias tis malakias

[Gunner0613]

Well That's interesting.

[ichhatte27zentimeter]

his women doesn´t like it because he like most japanese have 2 inch dicks

[Zamboyano]

Mother of Asian

[TheSjpatrik]

lol asian people.. o0

[FishermansDick]

I'd bend that bitch over and fuck her ass until her colon filled up with blood and semen.

[RoJ0ApasI0NaD0]

haha why is a smosh video in the related video area??

[skyesfallin]

Oh dear lord, I'm in that weird part of Youtube.

[ColtSSR]

@skyesfallin Good god this comment wasnt funny the first 300 times!

[VerWIN113]

WHY IS THAT CAT THERE

[IschQolBKosta]

god, why are rick countries so sick, you japanesse people are just like americans. NASTY

[FFmadrusski]

@IschQolBKosta Are you from Iran, the land of the righteous who stone women?

[ichhatte27zentimeter]

@FFmadrusski yes in iran women get stoned but that´s one of the oldest laws of god you will find it in judaism even jesus supported it and said keep the laws but ok we already know that christians are the abolisher and satan worshiper

[AttackTheGasStation2]

@FFmadrusski please tell me what is your religion are u a typical low minded slawish vodka russian orthodox pagan christian that worships maria etc and worships in the name of jesus and that´s why you will burn in hellMatthew 7:22 or are you a typical brainwashed close minded american trinitian pagan christian?remember you can´t censore my comments here

[LaboonRhapsody]

I cant imagine his Kleenex bills for all the tissues he used.

[gabrielleung]

@LaboonRhapsody Hey! That's why there's Costco! Family pack! 36 Rolls!

[Insulterz]

weirdest couple

[Insulterz]

How dare he

[SpeshuuAnunnaki]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW OMG WTFFF JAPAN OMG...

[spotlesseden]

@SpeshuuAnunnaki

this competition is in San Francisco.

[SpeshuuAnunnaki]

@spotlesseden EWWWW AMERICANS EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!1

how dare americans culture make me know what san franciso is D:<

[SykPaul]

she helps him sometime by keeping track

[UnCre8tiveKid]

Time to delete my internet history again

[ColtSSR]

@UnCre8tiveKid coward!



[topracer01]

@ 1:51 that's probably the most pussy he's gotten in a while since his girlfriend doesn't seem to like sex.

[Seandude23]

he's only the champion because he is the only guy willing to come forward. Im sure there is another true champion out there fapping in the shadows.

[spongekwstas]

@Seandude23 shit they found me...

watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk

[kamenkojistonira]

Wow I got goseskin when that cat jumped for his dick, with them claws and stuff..

[eyalgracyani889]

lvl: Asian

[xxpatrickxxxxxx]

so having sex with his girlfriend is like having coffee with her

[jroniac]

infinity fap.

[TripleTcz]

2:37 "A real female of course, smells, is dirty... of course because its a human being, it has lots of things So we have this anime, isn't it clean and pretty?" Thank you for showing me why anime is made. I've never thought of it like that.

[nightcrawler511]

1:51 tht cat want the dick!!!

[superawesomefilm]

the gf is hot. but useless

[iAmPesukone]

@superawesomefilm Actually the GF is superbly useful, if we're gonna get into this kinda classifying... She lets the man fap all day while cooking and doing stuff that's actually productive.

[BansheeBLN]

What should i do now? Cry? Laugh? Give him all my money?

[Xamarth1]

Japan, goddmanit...

[GarfieldMcGarrison]

I wouldve expected his forearm to be a little stronger.

[MJE64]

Of course the world champ is in japan just look around

[6george8]

Kαι αν τον πουν μαλάκα θα τσαμπουκαλευτεί κιόλας!!!!!!!!!!!

[6george8]

Ο τύπος ειναι ΔΙΑΚΕΚΡΙΜΕΝΟΣ ΜΑΛΑΚΑΣ ΛΕΜΕ....και δεν γράφω το σχόλιο στα αγγλικά, αμα γουστάρουν οι άλλοι να μάθουν Ελληνικά, και τους γράφω και στα παλιά μου τα παπούτσια!

[SleepyHollowGR]

How exactly this competition was ? How could anyone win ?

[kaan850i]

dafuq did i just watched ?

[yourbesteyes]

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....

Sorry.

[jacobislucas]

....i really dont know what to say... i am really at a loss here

[Derpstin]

lawlz



[art30092535]

Ohhhhhh my god!!!!

[MrBanaHH]

Y U NO fuck her ? 

[PurpleHaze1824]

Bol's girlfriend is the shit yo,

She just sits around making dresses and cooking for him while he lay up in the cut punching his slug for 9 hours.

[MasticArte]

ONLY in Japan

[lovelybabyb00]

doesnt seem like they have much chemistry in their relationship..

[dmace81]

Id rape the chick instead of jerking it. What a loser.

[Hoerwick]

just look at his face..

[imnograffidiot]

what a wanker...

[succclollipop]

Was I.. Was I punked? Is this real or what?

[kalamari13]

...All according to plan.

[kiyopikolin]

fuck

[Androphilos2]

Masturbate-a-Thon';s critrerion for championship masturbation is absurd .So, he can masturbate for 9 h. 58 m. without ejaculating. So what ? does he realise what he is doing to his prostate gland and the corpora cavernosa of his penis.?. If he's not impotent already, he's well on the way

Real championship performance would be masturbating, for example, to orgasm, with

ejaculation , a certain number of times in a specified length of time, such as 24 times in 16 hours !

[StrawberryOrgasms]

I can out do him. Girls are better at everything :3

[ioannou85paris]

fucker needs a job

[Persiana]

And his gf doesn't help him?

I wonder if they ever have sex. Or if she has sawn his hand to his dick. Iunno.

[YayoiTsubaki]

Okay why. 

[MrPlafi]

is this just fantasy?

[sebaswildboy]

is this real life?

[supernatural90]

dafuq did i just watch ?

[CaptainHalodude]

He can fap for 10 hrs without stopping.

I can't last 10 minutes.

WAT.

[abcsinging123]

of course it's holland that makes a documentary about thisXD

[howardj23475]

Ahahaha a world record masturbator

[Naobi891]

well. doen't he feel acomplished.

[KingBlue]

An app?

More like a fapp.

[adamshezz92]

why am i not surprised that this is in japan?

[register4mepls]

This is fcked up

[DornDaniel]

The perfect Betamale.

[MrEduardKhil]

I sure do love GAL style

[poorcolossus]

I love how the word Japan is there in the top left for most of the video. Pretty much sums up this whole thing.

[lancy310ampoetry]

Thumbs up for Master Bation!!! xD

[frankvonfrauner]

Awesome ending.

Pussy stinks, and he doesn't want to be reminded of that when he's jacking off, so he fantasizes about cartoons.

This guy is win on every level.

[AuntieFreez]

@frankvonfrauner

I think that just says it all about the guy!

[cohenramin]

Step 1:Pause this video and mute it at 3 seconds.

Step 2:Open another browser and go to this video ( /watch?v=YseOXuNPPoY )

Step 3: As soon as that video starts quickly come back and press play on this video.

Step 4: Laugh your ass off.

Step 5: ????

Step 6:Profit

[KeaiXdeXliulangXzhe]

@cohenramin thanks for the awesome advice!

[flyworld3]

He must be one of the five people on the planet who actually pays for porn.

[polufhmos]

@flyworld3 And this is a record!

[gabrielleung]

@flyworld3 We all pay for porn. We all pay for the home internet connection. But other than that, Bittorrent for the win!

[Mazmorrero2]

Shouldn't the world champion be the one that takes the least time and ejaculates the most? Just sayin'.

[sahassavass]

WoW Amazing



[zottekwiet]

1:52 hahaha that cat :P

[JoshAsianKid]

ahhhhh Japan...

[BLCaptainHeroin]

Hilarious. Utterly hilarious.  XD

[andrewrocks10]

wowwww....

only in asia. hah

[GuacamoleKun]

I will never again be annoyed with my BF for taking a few minutes every once in a while to fap.

[jazseman]

dafuq did i yust watch

[Teflon1875]

The only reason he can fap so long is because he was using his hands with a deathgrip all his life. A fleshlight is supposed to mimic a woman's vagina which is not as tight as a deathgrip.

This dude has Delayed Ejaculation.

[Professicchio]

Wanking and sewing: best hobbies in the world! Just don't try them simultaneously.

[AlexVids18]

EPIC

[bradizzler11]

wtf I'm doing here .. this is not the video I wanted to see

[AxierNigromante]

@bradizzler11 everybody say that

[evlraul666]

1:36 "I help him sometimes..." -Oh, she masturbates him! It's someth... wait, what? - "...by tracking the time."

Fuck logic x)

[andreselmejor56]

like si viniste aqui por loulogio!

[goldsaint89]

@phantasmagoriac to sew dresses while you jerk off... d'ah!! LOL xD

[ImranAhsan777]

thanks Japan for killing any sort of interest in sex I had till watching this

[MrKaseiyo]

loulogio bring me here

[chistorro12]

I think he's just the only one who applied

[cococollons]

maldito loulogio!!!!!!!

[wxcvbn9292]

And I thought I was fapping too much...

[moosecat82]

his girlfriend sews dresses?!?! what a freak!

[sefiross]

2:50 is like kirino or not, any name of this ?

[SuperAngelofglory]

grossssssssssssssss

[bubimir159]

An arm of Japan haha xD

[boxer250]

Polacy wiecie co robić ??

[tehx0wnage]

what the fack

[YTTAPH]

There is no more room in hell.

[Vatokin]

Pe4al'

[BigHarryPecker]

That's fucked up. I'd rather fuck his girlfriend for 10 hours!

[XikoSkovia]

I find this hard to masturbate to... wait, what?

[Ugapop]

hero

[Littleman1229]

1.) What the fuck is wrong with Japanese people?

2.) I could totally take this fucker on.

3.) How the fuck did I get here?

[iskim86]

@Littleman1229 lol... "littleman". :D

[hayakubaka]

Of course it has to be Japan.... How the hell did I end up here....

[MaximusRap]

I really want to know the name of the orgasms song, ffs.

[deluxerecordings]

@MaximusRap It's "Love to love you baby" by Donna Summer.

[MaximusRap]

@deluxerecordings a hero, you're a hero

[deluxerecordings]

@deluxerecordings you're welcome! ;)

[MrRecords14]

da fuck did I just watch?

[Nash3128]

1:49 The cat is tryng to catch the dick

[MrAbcabccbacba]

wtf???

[copynpaste513]

Lmaoooo how'd I get here!!??

[therockana]

the cat!! somebody save the cat!

[boss7894]

Loosers

[pollon470]

take this visitatore

[MaximusRap]

number 1 user of paper tissues

[Kieriko]

too much sadness in just 3 minutes

[madebemooo]

King of Fapping !

Mother of GOD !

[adv3nt7]

the first thing when he wakes up is to do masturbate training... what does he do for a living? Masturbate teacher? Teaching people how to become MASTERbating!?

[heytranny]

damn, I love Japan haha!

[sakuravs]

What does it means "9 hour 58 min nonstop", nonstop of what? kind of confused...does it mean he can masturbate for 9 hour straight without eating or peeing? that is nothing, if you don't rub your Tenga so fast then it's nothing more than a soft massage toy, one can never ejaculate if he just do it slowly, why the hell practice is needed for this shit?

Btw, masturbating over hentai is better & more fun because of the heart-pumping situation & story involved that real life porn will never have.

[CrazyCheeseMagee]

Japan.

[PoupeeLand]

man, I love japanese people

[rokiczaaa]

hahaha PL rządzi xDDD w imieniu Polski zajmuje ten film lol xDDD

[Kayuja]

like a boss

[SmoKeeNReZo]

Only in Japan.

[wederwoord]

1:50 Lol @ the curious little kitten

[MyMagicShow]

His parents must be so proud.

[byuu337]

this is kinda disgusting ... he is lucky to have a girlfriend, who supports him :/

[UchihaKuriso]

O.O

[thet1983]

kerja budu??!!

[metalmilitia9693]

2:42 'a real female of course, smells, is dirty...'

BWAHAHAHAHA

[BulldozerJack]

I am 12 and what is this?

[cookisu76]

je ne lui serre pas la main ^^

[najeeza]

How the hell i started watching this?

[Gear853]

@najeeza I asked myself the same question...

[2EdogawaConan]

WTF did I just watch?

[deslegumes]

w000000000000000000000000t!!!!­!!!!!!! Scarred for life!!!!!! :P

[februaryborn]

the dude jerks off watching dudes on the tv LMAO

[komkyrieeleison]

let me fuck your girlfriend man, you can keep on jerking off in the meantime

[agnes4620]

CAT...

[guneezz]

asians.....

[tonybossbnc]

I never shake hands with this guy!

[MrDelacroix666]

@tonybossbnc you'd think you've never masturbate