Ultimate Warrior Slim Jim Commercial

[seewhatisee2000]

How the black guy gets the worst , hahhaa

[OriginalMishima]

The great thing about Warrior monologues: You could edit and splice together bits of unrelated Warrior promos and it would still be equally coherent :P

[dkupke]

I think I can safely say that if I was in my garage one day and the door opened to reveal a huge, muscely, sweaty guy in his underwear starting at me and then asking "You been a bit BORED?" I would probably have to endure about a million dollars worth of therapy bills and nightmares about anal rape, right after I had gone inside and changed my underpants.

[coreakuma]

I'dve been scared shitless!! He was too friggin intense.

[PTH4Fun]

"You boys have been bored?!"

[tylerdurden3891]

It's probably for the best that Macho Man took over for Warrior for these commercials. I don't think the human brain is capable of perceiving what would have happened, had the Warrior continued to make them.

[blazejames47]

0:22 that's the first time I've seen him smile

[berkinG]

I'm not the only one who thinks that the kid at @0:25 looks like some form of trashed out Sora from KH? Right?

[TheJJStrife]

Nope. That was my reaction.

[marzykjones]

Why does he smile after he screams at the chair??

[Bigdavebeast42]

An almost fully naked man with face paint, an oiled up body walks into garages with children and offers them treats.

"I need an adult."

"I am an adult."

"Help!"

[ralphiemayphan]

This is your brain on Slim-Jims.

[mrasj]

Seriously, the only promo Warrior did that ever made sense.

[LuckyDukeSeven]

Why did everyone in the 80's and 90's have a tricked out garage with a bunch of weird junk in it? I swear, I did too, but I don't remember why or how...

[TheFingerbuns]

I NEED SLIM JIMS! SIIIXTY-ONEEEEEE!

[jpsplat]

If a half naked muscular man came into my garage offering me slim jims I'd call the fuckin cops.

[013jared]

the warrior is a dick and slim jims taste like dried ass

[SlimJim8121]

i like this vid... can you guess why? :)

[airwolfman]

d-d-d... did... did the ultimate warrior SMILE?!

[xsailor85]

Close, but no where near the awesomeness of The Macho Man. Rest in peace Macho Man. The world is now more boring without you.

[janborrowitz]

@xsailor85 And Miss Liz

[klaatoons]

Great! Fantastic!

[marzykjones]

I guess that, back then, that rediculous hat that the one kid was wearing implied that he was the cool one.

[marzykjones]

I guess that, back then, that silly ass hat that the one kid was wearing implied that he was the cool one... lol

[DanielWilliamClark]

"Hey GUYS!!!  ANTIQUE!?" heheheh Always loved that part!

[flipgood89]

There is a continuity error in the commercial...At 0:13 the warrior bites into the slim jim, which would leave the stick about a quarter of an inch over his clenched fist...A second later, he is once again holding an uneaten, full length slim jim.

[TheDrifter666]

I remember both this one and one they did with the Rockers were the first Slim Jim ads before they started to use Macho Man....I remember seeing them on the Hulkamania 4 video tape.

[popoff21]

Ha Ha i member this, i'm sorry but Macho man is the only one that pulled off this commercial, R.I.P

[johnhamilton08]

SNAP INTO DESTRUCITY!!!

[Xstatic4208]

Still not as good as The Macho Man, Savage hit the nail on that coffin

[skullbuster1220]

i dont think he was acting

[BatBastardson]

12 people had Warrior break into their house and he didn't have any slim jims for them.

[mikeyp8044]

0:22 seconds. a warrior's smile makes me happy

[IniquityAndMalice]

First time I saw Warrior smile.

I think he killed some 20 people during the shoot of that commercial.

[rah01kah]

Does the opening announcer sound like Tony Schivavone to anyone else?

[junkiegamer]

@rah01kah

thats because it is..... cause tony before wcw he was in the wwf at.

heres a link of him in wwf

.youtube.com/watch?v=_Csds2esI­i4

[rah01kah]

@junkiegamer

I guess I knew that, but actually he only did about a year stint in the wwf, he had previously been in the wcw/nwa and went back after his stint in the wwf....

[Rathdrgnknight]

0:25 The origin of Sora's hair in Kingdom Hearts.

[ReaperSound]

That phonebook he ripped in half WASN'T a prop

[conradojavier]

HE'S GOING DESTRUCITY ON THOSE BOYS!(Skronk!)

[ReaperSound]

@conradojavier yeah I watch Spoonyone as well ^_^

[conradojavier]

@ReaperSound Don't get FOKED on Jetjack.(Skronk)

[Tareltonlives]

DESTRICILICIOUS!

[ThomasMink]

What the-- I don't recall ever seeing this commercial. It's just not the same without Macho Man doing it!

[TheLynchMobsta]

Good night sweet prince.

[sserpent21]

Warrior should eat slim jims while laying down on the lawn and let them run over him with lawn mowers

[Eaglesfaninca]

@sserpent21 or a pack of raging elephants

[TheUnknownHarbingers]

This is the perfect commercial for him

[theFFVIguy]

What the hell is he saying at 0:20?

[ComicJustin]

@theFFVIguy something bout his aunty?

[theFFVIguy]

@ComicJustin It sounded like, "Hey guys... in heat?"

[mason000]

@theFFVIguy I was wondering this myself, then I turned up the volume and replayed it. He says "Hey, nice!...Antique?"

[theFFVIguy]

@mason000 Smart thinking. The only true way to listen to the Warrior is with the volume all the way up.

[PsychoCircusMonkey]

QUICK SOMEONE SEND THIS TO LINKARA AND/OR SPOONY!!!!

[Tareltonlives]

@PsychoCircusMonkey Right on it

[tryithere]

Man talk about 'roid rage.

[keith23uk]

One question.... wtf is a slim Jim anyway? lol



[theFFVIguy]

@keith23uk Slim Jims are kinda like beef jerky, only greasier and more processed. They're good, but not something I'd like to go on a rooftop and shout my love for.

[TheInflicted]

There is no place to run, all the fuses in the exit signs have been burned out and there's only one pathway and it deals with pain and destruction and recapturing slim jims!

YOU will feel that pain, FEEL THAT POWER at Summerslam as the warrior's claw is scratched all over the back of the Ultimate Warrior and tells me to do what is rightfully right and wrongfully wrong, take the slim jim back, take it back to parts unknown!

LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!

[thebestric985]

MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS

MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS

MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS MUST EAT SLIMJIMS

[jdp052208]

SILM Jim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[uubnex4]

0:09 he's about to rape you all

[PhilM662]

I remember the actual warrior slim jims being about twice that size in length, as opposed to the double meat wide ones they have now

[kyledoma]

ART THOU BORED?

[Maxbuerrox]

Kids after the commercial: WTF Just Happened???!

[lokiskywalker]

PROCESSED MEATS WILL FOKE THE FULL FORCE OF YOUR DESTRUCITY!!!

[Deeveeuswun]

lol that would have scared the shit outta me. im sittin on my couch all bored and shit and some roided up madman jumps into the room yellin. i would have jumped up and hauled ass

[couchfort]

I wonder how many takes it took before he said the lines coherently

[GuitarxWolf]

I don't remember Slim Jims being this exciting...did they take out cocain as an ingridient?

[Butt3ball]

Should I eat one before or after I crap my pants?

[eddiedoggi]

You kids are BOOORRRREEDDD? SNAP INTO A STEROID!

[Dumbodog4]

the following is a paid announcement so wattaya wanna do i dunno watta you wanna do YOU BOYS HAVE BEEN BORED SNAP INTO IT SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM TAG TENNIS BITE BIG BE JUICING PAIN HAY GUYS AND KING SNAP INTO IT WAAAAAHHHHH NEED A LITTLE EXTITEMENT SNAP INTO A SLIM JIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMM (rough translation)

[Pryce121]

Something about a man in tights breaking into a house full of young boys seems a bit off...

[sglasspool]

@Pryce121 The extended version ends in roid-powered man rape.

[westsyde1061]

Man I miss this dude. Say what you want about him but he was pure entertainment through each enhanced muscle fiber.

[HBKHHH54]

SNAP INTO A FREAKEN SLIM JIM!!!

[zzDzCzCzz]

Warrior should have pressed slammed all the kids and taken over the garage.

[12lfme12]

the dingo warrior must have roid rage

[Thedilbert43]

I miss ultimate warrior

[judeoneill]

psychotic. awesome.

[Cookie5802]

LMAO Everytime when he says are you boys bored? reminds me of when Jim Carey was the female body builder on In Living Color.

[nofearofwater]

i dunno what they are but i want one '.'

[thehulk215]

They need to snap into a JOB and he needs to snap into a new Liver

[WebVMan]

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM JUST LIKE I SNAPPED........No that's all. I just snapped!!!

[SteelandSouls15]

Mel Gibson shows up to offer slim jims? I'm in!

[SharksRule86]

@SteelandSouls15 Haha!

[sirtrino]

I don't think the Ultimate Warrior was originally planned to appear in this, I think he just burst onto the set and started terrorizing the cast

[Proletarian1917]

@sirtrino What you say makes sense. It also makes me wonder if he was ever under a WWF contract at all.

[ObieT2k]

@sirtrino hahahahahahha made me LOL dude!

[IrateCritic1]

SNAPITOET!!!!!!!!

[tylerdurden3891]

It's funny how Warrior is more comprehensible than Savage.

[DB18590]

This is the most sense Warrior has ever made

[YouCantKillMrGOATSE]

@DB18590 Yeah. I was surprised that he was actually coherent.

[Plur307]

@DB18590

Search for the ultimate warrior on regis and kathy lee. I swear the injected him with horse tranquilizers or something. He acts like a normal human being for that interview. It seems wrong.

[DingoTaylor]

Hey kids! Need some excitement! Lets snort some RAILS!!! AARRRGGGHH

[MrSuperfactory]

If u look closely Warrior is Wearing Slim Jim colors Red & Yellow & white!

[xpander2k]

The Slim Jim radio commercials were epic. I wish I this had those.

[pndra69]

At the end, those kids were thinking, "Did we just get ultimately raped?!" lol

[LargeLeader]

SNAPPAHURBLHARGLBARGA SLIM JIIIIIM

[garavrocks1234]

better then edge verison

[GialloHorror]

Holy shit! I remember this like it was yesterday lol

[abridgedfanboy]

Slim Jims! Packed with your daily dose of Destrucity, Hoak Hogan!!!

[cbaldwinjr]

@abridgedfanboy

LMAO. But it's Hoke Kogan

[MKwarrior666]

@abridgedfanboy Spoony ftw! xD

[abridgedfanboy]

@MKwarrior666 He's the only guy foked enough to make the Ultimate Warrior halfway legible. XD

[SenorPwnageX]

This commercial is probably the most coherent thing the Ultimate Warrior has ever done.

[MandoFett1138]

@SenorPwnageX lol

[evilmidget]

ah, the good old days when slim jims were still laced with speedballs.

[texasboyndc]

its all about the monster slim jim

[q8shiaprince]

looool funny

[CodyMaverickChannel]

serious roid rage..lol

[nigger230]

i was 10 years old when this tv ad came out.. 1989-192 great times

[MB11113]

I use to buy the small slim jims for 25cents when i was a kid

[t00ny]

whoa, i wouldn't want to try those things...

[docpepperclassic]

Hey, nice! Antique?!

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[SNB222]

WHATS WITH WRESTLERS AND SLIM JIMS ?

[q1111w]

It's not steroids, it's all Slim Jim!!!

[brak]

This commercial is inaccurate... We all know that Warrior would have burst through the garage door, as opposed to patiently waiting for it to ascend.

[xpander2k]

On the radio commercials he did blast through doors. They were awesome.

[MandoFett1138]

@brak True

[gyos23]

@brak lmfao!

[TheRogueMonk]

big mistake to call wwe sport hahah. common who are we kiding?

[LadyJ1023]

"Ya boys bored? Wanna play with my meat?!

[sickiedickie1280]

im bored watta ya wanna do?

i donno watta you wanna do?

HEY KIDS NEED A LITTLE EXCITEMENT?

SIT ON YOUR ASS AND EAT SLIM JIMS!

[SDJPR]

@sickiedickie1280 LMFAO!!!! You make a good point! XD

[ThePackman31]

@sickiedickie1280 Bwahahahahaha

[JMFabianoRPL]

Is that Tony Schiavone at the beginning? THIS IS THE GREATEST PAID ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!!

[A7WFG]

Yup, Schiavonne actually had a short stint as a commentator in the WWF before returning to WCW.

[MrFrenchHeritage]

Great commercial. The Warrior was made for WWF, especially that era.

[lockervet]

hands down the best slim jim commercial

[RRVCrinale]

Slim Jims give you THE POWER OF DESTRUCITY!

[Chabalien]

Ultimate Warrior Rocks !! he is a futur Hall of Famer !!!!

IT'S THE POWER OF THE WARRIORRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!!!

[aharrison81]

It sounds like UW had a stroke just before that garage door opened. "SNAPINTOUUUAAYY!"

[tubatano]

BEEFY JUICY TASTE!!!!

[SomeDudeThatRants]

...and that, my friends, is the power of THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

[Chabalien]

+ 10000 Man !!!

[CaptainScruffyBeard]

He just wrecked their garage! what a dick!

[motleyhar]

hahaha!

[jlward]

This brings me back to the days of my youth, when pro wrestling took hold on me at 11 years old.

[evilmidget]

those kids seemed to be knock knock knocking on heaven's door at the end of that ad.

[TankMurdock]

you know something, I want a slim jim

[brtshstel]

yay 1990s

[espiezio]

actually it was about '89

[DoodleStein]

Most articulate I've ever seen him.

[mattPSP]

nuts just plain out of his dam mind

[homosforhellwig]

Mr. Warrior can snap my slim jim anytime. SWING!

[Supertron5000]

Anyone know what year this is? It looks like it says but i can't tell.

[espiezio]

we shot this in '88 or '89

[Supertron5000]

Thanks. I thought it looked sorta 88-90'ish.

[grmshaw]

What does he rip at 0:18??

[Nallkun]

A phone book

[Kristian2006]

That's the most sense the Ultimate Warrior ever made.

[dancinbear7476]

I love how he wears Slim Jim colors for his attire. So let me get this straight.. if I ever get bored, I should bite a Slim Jim and then watch everything in my house explode?  Awesome!

[pyoobez]

Only if you have antique chairs.

[jhall025]

No one does it better than Savage, his slim jim ads are hands down the best

[0kappa02]

SNAP INTO IT!

[66SiK]

I'm never opening my garage door again.

[wrestlerguy666]

Mach mans commercials are WAY better!

[detdadet97]

they should have used Mr. T

[AvEryBadApPLe]

kool-aide man and the ultimate warrior really know how to wreck someones home.

[deathstick8]

I've never seen this one, but I think there is an old one with Randy Savage.

[josiah1218]

actually the savage one was the newer one this is a old one

[roger62383]

kinda weird that his first name is Jim

[egg64]

His legal name is Warrior now. God that guys living in the past alright.

[deathstick8]

BTW, Warrior is a cool name. I wish I made it up first.

[Dubcity49036]

He Smiles At 0:23, After he sniff the kids seat

[hellbilly34a]

Yes. He wanted to make sure the kid wasn't eating store brand meat snacks.

[MidnightStar1000]

xDDDD

[Dubcity49036]

If you Don't Snap Into A SlimJim He Will Kill you!

[RE4uk]

LOL, old adverts were the best, good times before all the PC crap adverts these days.

[pizzapandaexpressxXx]

lol I would have pooped my pants if the ultimate warrior yelled at me and broke all of my shit ehhh scary but he is stil badass

[snakethemack]

SNAP INTO SOME STEROIDS!

[cenalover386]

what ever happened to the ultimate warrior?

[EnnesX]

He is a conservative speaker. He came to my school when I was in college...wasn't pretty. Thats up somewhere on youtube as well.

[Codebreaker1411]

he made an in ring return not long ago vs orlando jordan