The Invasion of Facebook Privacy

[Dubpocalypse]

OOPSY DOOP BY DABOOPSY BOOP

[jessyDB]

i like your tits hahaha

[MrEolol]

Zante 09-come on!

[GeorginasTheorem14]

why do you own a bunk bed... you look too old for a bunk bed... no offence...

[therealjordiano]

this guy, lol

[mcfat89]

2:27

[cwose]

The first sentence put me off a bit... :)

[oywidapoodles]

Heeeyyyy, I paused Oopsie Doop by Daboopsiboop to watch this! Not as good as Loopdifroopdimoop though.

[ohwellwhateverr]

I wuv you wery wery muchies. :D

[dreamtwilightlife]

What an odd dude

[Missunderstand100]

7 people are NOT swimming on a ocean of pussy.

[Aimixx2]

daisy and liann... had no fucking idea

[ElFudgeMusic]

Whoa, I thought I was the only one who liked the Boopty Boops.

[LindorLeopard]

First video of yours I watched and it made me laugh so i have now subscribed

[ITorchedAKid]

oh my days :') you funny funny man.

[marshmellowcloudss]

ME AND THE TRAMP 

[247jellybean]

guess who got an extra subscirber to his channel

[dmant552]

I've got to go listen to Opsy doop by the boopty boop

[TheSonicdude97]

What type of camera do you use for your videos? The quality is AMAZING!!!.

[Talker445]

i, for one, LOVE oopsy-doop... and the Poopty-Poops are AMAZING!

[loejewis]

Thasalilbit creepy.

[littlemissziggi]

i just subscribed. :')

[DariusFTW]

I've only just started on the third series of Dexter, thanks for the heads up :P

[ItsHarrietYo]

loving the dexter mention 

[NiteLiter131]

I want to make out with your face.

[LauraC2202]

you promised to be back :(

[theARTshop09]

hillarious 

[IamaNinjaDinosaur]

3:34 xD

[johnkew]

Thoroughly entertaining, love the message too.

[g4giorgio]

If there's a weird part of youtube, this is the good part.

[Canadaroxmysox247]

and i love how youtube is doing the opposite when it should completely be the other way around...

[EintheCorgie]

@Canadaroxmysox247 Vlogging is the same. It creates a false sense of closeness with absolute strangers who you will never meet. It's a world of TMI. The irony of a post of this nature is rich.

[Canadaroxmysox247]

@EintheCorgie i guess you're right but i meant that while i go on youtube to support successful "strangers" that i would never get to know of and probably will never get to know in person otherwise (and in doing so i like to be able to see what they're up to), i go on facebook to stay in touch with people that i've actually met and conversed with...

[MaryamDiasa]

khyan, i just want to fuck you :>

[DodgyProductions1]

for fish keep pressing 2

[SmithyMalcolm]

*fistpump*

[MapleAI]

I don't understand why they got rid of the 1-5 star rating in youtube still.

Oh right people can't look at things objectively.

[YoungWarriorCatfish]

Oopsy doop by de boopty boop? I love you.

[spiffinglycino]

When you said 'I considered doing this down the lens' I first time assumed you meant camera level wanking, and my first reaction was 'Little creepy = understatement of the year' until I realised you meant eye contact and then I just felt like an utter pervert.

[skinnyofdoom]

Hilarious!

[OMGWTF1971]

With all the shit loads of cash your now making, buy yourself a good iron.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.lol.

[HitchsGoingsOn]

"Instantly cock-blocked" - ha, brilliant

[peteholmes]

haaaaa, nice usage! i love the boopdeboops new album too!

[ZannohRockz]

Hahaha, I love you :o

[LaMortImmortelle]

what's funny is the 1.54 convo is something unfortunately similar that I'd hear about from my friends lol! I always hear first on facebook. I just pretend I didn't know to reduce my creepiness

[nicciweasley]

You never disappoint, Khyan!

[jordanw80]

I have his matress

[muddypaws1971]

Good work, when i first saw your vids i thought you were broadcasting from a prison cell lol, not sure why anyone would give a tramp a bj they are usually pleased with just some spare change, anyway another top vid loving your work

[keepcalmandbeanerd]

Totally just fistpumped the like button..on my...TOUCH SCREEN COMPUTER! Fuck yeeeeee.

[TheNerdsOnlyClub]

Oh my God, this is brilliant

[Loavus]

I like the blue and white stripy shirt best.

[Estagon]

I've watched the Leanne bit at the start 4 times. My stomach hurts from laughing so much!

[MrKajew]

Press 2 - Khyan doing like a fish ;)

[Mairloes]

@MrKajew LOL, I was about to say that, haha!

[Chenusa]

oceans of pussy AND rivers of shit? a bit much...

[thejobyshow]

I'm listening to oopsie boop by th doopsie boops!

[ccfulton22]

when I catch up on new videos, I always save your video for last BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THE MOST.

[Pixietigerlily]

Give a trap a blowjob??? O_o lol



[marsechelonforever]

i couldnt stop laughing through the whole video! youre hilarious khyan =]

[lemonmuch]

Oh, well done.

[mistral789]

My name is Leanne. It's my birthday too. Can't help but feel that beginning bit was a bit strange...

[Sowhatsupguys]

We have the same mattress:')

[the5coloursinherhair]

hilarious. 

[yournewdilemma]

woah. this actually feels quite deep.

[RelinquishedDubstep]

your so fucking funnnnnnny

[freyaflobster]

I totally agree with you...facebook has improved the way we communicate in some ways and in others just completely fucked it up...

[enil0rac]

"Im listening to "Oopsy Doop" by Dboopsy Boops" haha

[ImWellFunny]

THERE IS ONE RETARD IN THE WORLD

[Ninjaciara1]

I am on a smart phone and I managed to fist pump the like button :)

[SparkleeSapphires]

Wank over personality? Oh yes.

[marcosmcodas]

Ahahahaha fantastic!

[FesterWerks]

That's a pretty sun dress.

[Alizastack]

@FesterWerks must've been awkward for him buying it in the shop!

[steff2612]

I would press like but I don't want to clog up my newsfeed so fuck you Khyan!! (Just kidding, love you and your videos really :))

[songfrog89]

Lol. Personality wank!

[msdhoni27]

"Woo me and tramp! *blueeooiop*"

[steverulzz1]

where has our freedom to blow tramps gone!

[steverulzz1]

where has our freedom to blow tramps gone!

[kimrichaaards]

I can never tell when you're being serious or not.

[DirectorToby]

I loved the guy at 2.35! I have too many people on like that! This whole video was actually hilarious - also u need to say mutherfuucka a lot more because it cracks me up!

[deathbyjellybabies]

Press 2 for bird noise :P

[annefien]

You're so funny!!

[caraxx216]

Hahahahahah you crack me up!

[neafcy]

You are on fine form in this one, sir! Big laughs.

[Pegasolta1992]

hahahahahahahaha,, ur a funny guy! and i mean it loooool xD

[lilllayyy]

hit 3! WHERE HAS OUR FREEDOM GONE?!

[MrFredthelemur]

I kept pressing 5... LOL

[stellaristic]

Can you possibly do a video on Sherlock? Random? Yes. Funny? Also yes.

[NoName21234]

I hear ya brother, preach!

I'm so fed up with facebook creepiness. The problem is everyone thinks they're on their own reality show... and taking pictures of yourself is like looking in the mirror all day. Aaamen!

[lamelori]

I laughed way more than I should have when you said "Oopsy-doop by the Boopty-Boops." haha

[pauhan1]

Good Tits, Khyan

[7supergirl]

I think I just pressed 6 a hundred times......

[thenamesbanana]

I..I fucking love you.

[ideasaregreen]

Your sense of humor is fantastic. Awesome video!

[shaytrek]

"I'll look at myself..that won't be creepy" legit lol.

[ataperjeangirl]

im drunk i dont understabnd, but i tooots looveee it. you are ny favorite

[Jessicarae7]

It only takes me about 3 seconds to press the like button on your videos. You always have good opening lines...

[sopeauh]

I hope facebook dies in 10 years :(

[bassmanco]

you took to long to retract your statement, and i punched my screen. If you must know how i rote this with what is now a broken screen... my loyers will explain the long... complicated...

...Can i borrow some money?

[theteenreads]

Im listening to oopsie doopsie by poopsie poops

[Kill3rballoon]

Khyan's surname is Mansley?!?!?!?

[Khyan1]

If you guys wanna hear what Oopsie-Doop sounds like, just keep hitting 6.

[owlssayhooot]

@Khyan1 Oh my god I can't stop doing it.

[RachaelPie]

I also love the song Oopsy Doop by Daboopty Boops

[EdmontonReader1989]

That like-dislike bar is /sick/. And it actually deserves it!

[CheekTV]

Never add randoms on facebook! Oh dear, you've been trapped by your own popularity. x

[BelieveSteed]

I miss the good old days of stalking people on myspace. Couldn't hide your shit then.

[MyNameIsntCoolEnough]

I just started season one of Dexter :(

[TrilbyShades]

Did you come up with this after the forced Timeline feature news?

Can't blame you, Timeline encourages Facebook users to share PAST experiences, only for the 'convenience' of personalized advertisements..

[krhayes44]

I tried to fist bump the like button and I SUCCEEDED!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ladymold2748]

You make me laugh, Khyan. And I am proud to announce to the world that I have no facebook account. *pats self on back*

[randomtypo]

My real life friends have started reading my blog which means whenever I start a sentence they go "Yeah, I already read that on your tumblr."

:(

[rockandrolleyes]

I wuv you so much :) Frickin awesome vid, which I will perversely spread around Facebook. Ohhhh yeah x

[AsRetard]

I'm gonna GIF the shit out of this video tomorrow

[ThatCanadianGamer374]

you should do professional stand up!

[PoutingXEvoke]

I swear Khyan is getting funnier, yet creepier, with each video he does. It makes him undeniably attractive and that is quite a talent to have.

Kudos to you good sir.

[xtegen]

'wooo me and the tramp'

[homefreylf]

My favorite movie is David Cronenberg's The Fly! Well, now I feel weirdly turned on. Or maybe just weird...

[XxVicsxX]

"Daisy and Leanne had no fucking idea"

That face is the same face I make whenever I get a friend request...

[SPadventurOUS]

"ugh social media....check out my fb tumblr and twitter!" <3

[ZacAlsop]

HEY, HEY KYAN. EVER HEARD OR AN IRON?

[sorbet87]

Friend request looks like a shop receipt.....co op or Iceland? :)

[woohoowwww]

With each frickin' video of yours it becomes more clear why you won NextUp to me & why I should start every day with a huge smile on my face just for being one of the fortunate few who know of your existence. GOLD MEDAL TO YOU SIR.

[TheBartleyl]

I pressed dislike by accident Khyan, I'm so sorry. I meant to like it!

[Khyan1]

@TheBartleyl that's ok, fists are inaccurate.

[EpiphoneLPJrGuitar]

@Khyan1 lol

[chibiariel]

@TheBartleyl - YOU ARE THE ONLY DISLIKE. Way to be. :p

Because you said 'by accident' instead of 'on accident', I think we can all forgive you. <3

[marionhoney]

Watching this in class. BAD IDEA. GIGGLE FITS AHOY!

[Niallissoawesome]

'Zante 09' is God's gift to facebook.

[laurencresswell92]

hahaaa derpwank

[thelegitbb]

I love watching your videos. Always the first to click in my sub box. have a good day! :)

[tmarkelj]

Posted this on FB, to express my opinion in a more fun way. Feel like a hypocrite.

[LindelofIsGod]

So if Leann never wants to see you, its ok if I call her right?

[gise11e]

xD funny every time

and I still can't get over the Snape's voice thing

[2007JDC]

i think i love you



[ILOVEMUSIC97X]

happy birthday sanne! xxx

[XAmzzyX]

Your gas

[555herewegoagain]

I love you man

[eendenmannetje]

Happy b'day Sanne :D

[silverpencil6]

I laugh so hard and then tell no one. XD

[MoreMoreOrange]

ahahhaa this was great! You covered pretty much every reason why I got rid of Facebook! - Liam

[spiffinglycino]

Nothing is more annoying than deleting some horrible girl from your old school off fb because you finally have the balls to 'stand up to them' from the safety of your bedroom behind a screen, and then see a month later their profile picture is basically her half naked; all your other friends are discussing how shameful she is, and you can't heterosexually/curiously perv//tut at their shame for their profile is private. Gutted feeling.

[BlueMonkey154]

I laughed so hard I spilt my coke. Happens a lot nowadays.

[Lea150791]

the jacket at the door is moving. distracting...

[meba7531]

Thumbs up if you actually tried to fist pump the like button....

[Xhaosz]

Fistbump

[TimH078]

haha the wanking bit had me in stitches

[tomipuff]

I know I've stalked your Facebook both one and five times. Gotta get some fuel to get the fingers goin', ya know.

[anteggma]

rivers of shit

[mycreativityrules]

I just had the best sleep ever =)

[iluvmoney1998]

oppsidoop by the boopsydoops is a wonderfull song! ;-

[doggyhand12]

All so true! Did you take Sociology A Level? You should if you haven't!

[loubailey90]

i just want to rub my face in your face kyan.... but it will never happen *sigh*

[JustJackSimpson]

'Swimming on oceans of pussy' < Quote of the week!

[PeteThePenguin1995]

Teddy bear picnic ftw!

[freyatateify]

boobsteboop, got to get that band

[trialskid125]

Penis jokes?

[Thompson1337]

 "Oopsie Doop by Badoopsiedoop"

an avid listener to Bill Cosby's lesser known rap moniker.

[inatreefort]

I fistbumped you a like!

[happyenda3632]

You make a beautiful woman. And a beautiful man. Congratulations on being attractive, Khyan.

[OpheliaDagger]

I'm often dismayed when I come up with a witty response and it's wasted in a regular text message without an audience. Sometimes I don't send those texts in case an opportunity comes up to use the same response in a public forum. Don't tell anyone how I live.

[greenincywincyspider]

My mothers glass oyster is following me.

[MissTwilightHater]

Amazing.

[pkConda]

god i fucking love this video XD You do a lot more random unhinged expressions than you usually do

[charleyfull]

i'm listening to oopsy doop ba da boopdi boops!

[LindelofIsGod]

Even you have to admit the last album by The Daboopdeboops was amazing.

[pkConda]

does facebook actually do this? wow

[MrsSerotonin]

D: My mum is called Linda... *burts into tears and seeks immediate counselling*

[DigitalCable]

Opsy Dupe Bodi Bopdi Boops is my Favorite band.

[trilanguepasbilangue]

you help me procrastinate :)

[ImWellFunny]

18th

[strangesocks]

I just saw this in my sub box and said "Khyan my brother" ... What? Why was that my reaction?

[keltonfilms]

Why is it that every time I see your face I remember that I have to do the dishes.

[MegaPinkmermaid]

Your jokes make my vagina happy.