Wenger: now THAT'S a knife!

[DiabetiKangaruz]

arent pocket knifes supposed to fit in your pocket?

[werandomnize]

"a swiss armyknife, made by a wanker"

[OWA8642]

it's not really a pocket knife anymore is it. good luck putting it in any pocket also if it could fit in a pocket it would take you ten mins to even fin the right tool

[PickPocketChaz]

BUT DOES IT HAVE A COMPASS?

[ouyeso]

Easy to use?

[ballssacky]

how much did that cost

[Rooo8]

@ballssacky 600 euro on amazon.de (approx. 850 us dollars)

[hornstra1]

Pfft. No chute and no fishing net. Crap.

Need one..

[Andrew20pp]

thumbs up if this music is buggin you

[ITproduct1on]

They should add an laptop at it and install Windows 7

[Guirckler]

HO MY GOD! IT MUST HAVE MP3!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JOHN02099]

i have a multi funtional wife realy good around the house and good at diy to

[jmanofficerfish]

who would buy that it would be terrible if a bear was about to attack you and you couldn't remember where the tool was to kill him :)

[nyscout]

no ballpoint pen :(

[nyscout]

noo thats something you can build a whole motel with

[BushNstuff]

I would take my Leatherman Wave over that any day ,)

[handed2you04]

they should put a swiss mini gun on the next model

[nukstero]

you need 3 man crew to make a salad with this

thing

[remowo]

Forgive me sir...

I love wenger swiss knives but even when I was a kid I had taste...

This multi-tool is ugly and it's far from portable ....heheh ...

Its' impressive though...

[Nevanator7]

@remowo i agree but the smaller ones are great looking and very portable 

[remowo]

@Nevanator7 hehehe ..... ok you got me ... nice line ...

[Nevanator7]

@remowo did I? your obviously being sarcastic so if you dont like it whatevas, i just got the huntsman and its fricking arsome!

[carlspanoghe]

now let's see you open a bottle of wine with it

[cobalt120]

You have got to be kidding.

[TheWorldOfLouis]

... your head must hurt from all the face palms

[DRFCMATTY]

how would you use it, i mean you need a handle

[Charles2337]

lol wut.

[DigitalGunStudios]

now THATS a knife!

[SpectralUnderground]

Fuck going to work with my toolbox, I'll just bring this god damn knife with me.

[cashckinneyrox]

not wenger, its a victorinox

[jaypark97]

@cashckinneyrox its a wenger

[pengeano35]

@cashckinneyrox go on the wegner website then type giant in the search bar...the victorinox version is smaller

[carlspanoghe]

@cashckinneyrox it does say Wenger on the box. I think the biggest Victorinox makes is still almost small enough to be functional

[HardyRulez619]

its like someone needs to cut open a box and whips this thing out

[Seatimer2000]

Throw tht at somebody with all its tools open and watch the magic....

[bentony12]

@Seatimer2000 that would be awsome

[loriebrooke]

o shit i cant seem to find the knife in all this shit lol

[Thunderer78]

Senseless SHIT!

[chickmagnet4499]

took about twelve to thirtten minutes damn

[supornerdy]

How--wha---how the heck do you find any tools on this thing?!?!

[adamhhj]

How the fuck do you clean that or even use that man! its like all of the knife combined.......

[rudderducky27]

thats a pocket knife?how can u fit it in your pocket?

[IanYes]

Hahaha. I remember Pat from his days back in London. Oi Pat, when did your accent turn all 'Chopper Reid'?

[ConnerDrummer]

straight up gay

[pilot60000]

its so big its like for decoration and you cant use it

[michoi2]

@pilot60000 thats what she said

[AL94RUSS]

der rekord von öffnen diesen messer liegt ungefähr bei 6 minuten

[thegrahamreaper1]

does it have lock picks on it?

[rlpnoodle]

Also missing: a plunger for the missing kitchen sink and a knife sharpener might be useful (when the time comes or don't you use it ?).

Can it at least play some MP3 ?

And btw, who sings this song ???

[Chrisboy1211]

Ok,HOW THE HELL CAN YOU USE ONE OF THOSE THINGS??!!! WE AINT GOT MASSIVE HANDS.I DONT EVEN KNOW IF THE HULK COULD USE THAT

[ravi930]

victorinox has better pocket knife which you can use nicely

[johnnyeno1]

but as i saw is extremely expensive.....$1400....pffff..­...they produce it but its not for all...

[johnnyeno1]

its not really a useful knife...and you cant call it "pocket knife"....BUT...for all these people who are crazy about those staff (including me)...has a real collectible value..

[CooCooCachooMoo]

its so cool but u cant really use it

[tornaka]

Wow, what a waste of time and money!

Thank you for posting.

[OutbackWP]

"Croc Dundee's knife may have been big, but did it have 87 tools that could crack out 141 different functions?"

Who gives a damn?

He didn't need 141 different functions. He needed to get those punks to get lost, NOW. And his knife did it.

Or should I say, HE did it, with his knife. Knife + skill + attitude = punks going away, fast.

Job done. And no corkscrew in sight.

[BlazeZoo]

Wow, you really do care don't you?

[MrDamascusman]

Lighten up dude, it's just the novelty of it.