Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door - Chapter 1 - Peach Interlude

[samgalagoogoo]

LIFE ALERT 5:45

[leecat32959]

:O my inishals are T.E.C.C. X\

[ngmatt8652]

at lest theres no ǝǝƃǝǝʍ jokes in this lp.

[Th3D0m1N4ToR]

"I love how it take THAT much time to send a E-Mail."

Well.. Aren't they on the moon?

[Fanghur170]

Does anyone else notice the big red button in the background? The one that's practically going 'prrresss me, preeesss meeee.... you know you waant tooo'. Practically.

[randomderpguy]

@MyGamer125

I think she showers with them on.

[flamesonic90]

TEC is such a stalker lol

[Sephirothe1988]

FRESH PRINCESS

[mariorpgsuperplayer]

Well it is wireless what do you expect???!!!

[Issun444]

lol, I bet peach is afraid of getting raped, hence the reason she holds her hands at her crotch most of the time

[Tiqger3]

6:25 you have a wierd voice chuga

[happyguy0105]

4:34 WHY!!!! Princess Peach is a piece of paper and she didn't melt!!!!!

[BigMaij]

Did anybody else recognize the blatant Plan 9 from Outer Space reference at the beginning of the episode?

"And...cover nipples."

"Cover nipples."

P.S. Go Rifftrax!

[supershadowhero64]

Ummm just curious, How is it possible that paper can take showers? I mean first off, How do you turn the shower on when you are made of paper. 2nd How is it possible that you don't disintegrate while the water is hitting you and finally 3rd Nintendo logic explain's all of this doesn't it -_-

[MyGamer125]

Also, anyone else notice that Peach didn't take off a bra or panties? O.o

[theturtlers]

he was the wolds best computer in 2004

[godthatsmellsgood]

it would have been the funniest thing if peach had said luigi, hahahaha

[dadabrad1]

"Hey! The doors opened by themselves!"

Ever heard of automatic doors?

[buizel009]

4:58 That's what SHE said ;)

[NarutovsLuBu781]

Magus sisters are from Final Fantasy 7 their aeons you summon

[NarutovsLuBu781]

BELDEM HOLY GOD dem pokemon references and did you notice when peach sings it sounds like the tune that plays when you heal your pokemon at the pokemon center

[GamerLink5]

beldam? that sounds like another pokemon reference.

[dvdlesher]

M... Magus sisters?

[bullseyety333]

oh my god...the x-clan programed a labito into their "perfect"computer

[ultramario1998]

I totally think that TEC is a male GLaDOS.

[PerfectKirby]

@ultramario1998

Yeah, which is why I think Chuggaa should've autotuned himself instead of using the flat robotic voice XD

[toonlink18]

Peach is soo freaking cute

[creeperistheman]

beldam is fasod from mother 3... mmmmmee hee hee hee

[TheFinalSmash]

You know, the X in X-Naut is supposed to be pronounced "Cross". So TEC-XX is Tec DoubleCross...

[Nintendotron64]

@TheFinalSmash and considering what he does at the end of the game that makes perfect sense! I never realized that. ' O '

[deathbypwn]

Now that is one sexuale computer.

[portalguy100]

does Peach know that over 275,000 people have seen her take a shower

[yourdemiseishere]

@portalguy100 dont forget the verry disgusting and weird stuff on the internet *gag*

[portalguy100]

A strange old man?

Chuggaaconroy from the future!!!

[P40DX]

Wow TEC is a perv

[Phr3nos]

@P40DX That's a japanese game and according to all the things I saw from that country, nearly everyone there must be perverted.

[jadhachwi]

Cfrdeee

[mangueira7]

over 9,000

[LuxEverdeen]

I love the Red VS Blue references in the comments. It makes me SO HAPPY. And I love that one of them is the top comment! I love Red VS Blue. I actually found out about it through one of chugga's Super Luigi Galaxy vid-ee-ohs. Thank you, chugga. Red vs Blue is the best, and I love everything that Rooster Teeth makes. But actually, it is not like Sheila and Lopez. It is like Sheila and Caboose.

[LuxEverdeen]

I love the Red VS Blue references in the comments. It makes me SO HAPPY. And I love that one of them is the top comment! I love Red VS Blue. I actually found out about it through one of chugga's Super Luigi Galaxy vid-ee-ohs. Thank you, chugga. Red vs Blue is the best, and I love everything that Rooster Teeth makes.

[ChurroDoughnut]

7:40 that 70's show reference?

[LordCowCow123456789]

It's not love that Tec feels after seeing Peach in the shower.....

[pxochitl100]

wait a minute chapter 3 i think tec was sending those messeges from xx cause his name is tec xx

[blackbombbolt]

@pxochitl100 no spoilers!

[yourdemiseishere]

@pxochitl100 and one more x is and what he was seeing peach do.....i dont get it

[DarkerRai]

LOL at 4:40.

"When two people love each other very much, they -- nah, I'm just kidding, they don't have to love each other."

That made me laugh so hard.

[ZeroXadvenTz]

For some reason I don't find the computer's voice funny :(

[TheArceus489]

tec: i am the perfect computer!!!

peach:HEY TEC WHAT IS 1X1

tec:333

peach:damn your good....

[TheBeastBandit]

Trololol. The computer got a cyber-boner.

[pjoszi]

4:00 ggggggguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh­hhh XD

[KingdomHeart556]

GUHH

[JapanYoshiTheGamer]

"You rang, dude? I mean, sir?

You rang, sir, Grodus, dude?

Grodus? Sir Grodus, sir?"

"Shut up."

LOL

[mew2233]

Peach:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL Love is when two people love eachother and they love eachother so much the man parks his motercycle in the womans garage, AND THEN oil leaks out the motercycle, then nine months later a tiny trycicle pops out c:

Tec:So this love means...trycicles?

[Crashgek]

At least the X-Nauts don't pick Peach up like the Koopatrols from Paper Mario 1. :P

[zintosion]

Well i'll explain love to you computer....

PK LOOOOVVEEEE!!!!!

[CollisionCorpse]

tec is still using windows vista apparently

[Slashthekitsune]

I would've made a Yugioh joke at the "I summon you" part. :D

[NinjaMinkzx]

lol 9001th person!

[111pikachu]

off topic reference: How to malfunction a computer: Hey Tec! Tec: what? me: SPHERE'S IN MINECRAFT! Tec: H-...wait what? But...round...sphere...I DO NOT UNDERSTAND! WHAT KIND OF MADNESS IS THIS!? MUST PROCCESS DIMENTIONS! MALFUNCTIONING! AAAAH *boom, free star points*

[RachelJourneyT8]

you do a great sir grodus voice its exactly what i would do if i put voice acting in the game like super mario sunshine.......

[LordXenocide]

"i like how her dress is just paper"

...well it is paper mario so...

[TheChickenNerd]

I guess computers get boners too.I am not gay. So don't ask.

[MegaSlickdude]

lord crump would be a better leader,he's funnier!

[kookeekwisp]

THE FIRST MECHANICAL STALKER!!!!! In stores in 1000 years.

[icerainbowful]

how did peach get kidnapped to the moon??????? nobody saw her being kidnapped

[briannachaus]

ohio hey chagga you have a mom name chaggacorypoo

[EmeraldSapphireRuby]

...Beldam...Beldum...POKEMON RSE HAS BEEN ROBBED AGAIN!!!!!...

[xXA7XxGunslingerXx]

Attempt to a princess peach joke: hey guys guess what princess peach taste like! I can tell you one thing... It's not peaches! Odd tho cuz my name is Mario and my friend came up to me today and said, hey Mario have you tasted peachs peach fuzz lately and I'm like nope I was with her royal highness. Stupid joke ik and I'm sorry.

[CuteNCrazy81]

Them aliens like their stuff clean LOL :D

[ipodFTW34]

wait wait at 7:30 or so did he start singing no love eminem?

[KayKupcake777]

@ipodFTW34 no he was quoting "What is love" an old 90s song...Eminem use a sound byte of that song in his song "no love"....look it up...its pretty catchy..

[masterofsomthin]

5:18 They don't open by themselves! They are pulled by two guys on each side. Yeah.......

[Nintendotron64]

Honestly? What does Peach know about love? Mario always goes out of his way to rescue her and the most he ever gets is a "thank you, mario!"  Seriously Peach, you lecture TEC about love when you and Mario haven't dated?! I should spit on YOUR screen.

[OkamiGekigami]

@Nintendotron64 ummm.... Peach has a screen!? xD

[amycute23]

@Nintendotron64 hey some times mario gets a kiss

[Siruku72297]

6:23 did he see her in the shower? XDDDDDD cause that would overload my circuits too.......bow chicka bow wow (tucker reference)

[TheRE4Merchant]

@Siruku72297 Hey chicka bump bump (Caboose reference)

[MyGamer125]

@Siruku72297 Hey Chicka Bum Bum

[ThePumpkelsing99]

@Siruku72297 bow chica hong hong

[thaianh12345]

HAHA! A computer has an English punctuation problem!

[thaianh12345]

Princess Peach has a special life... A KIDNAPPING LIFE! LIKE 9000 TIMES IN MARIO SERIES!

[thaianh12345]

WTF? You rang, dude. I mean, sir. Grodus, dude? Grodus? Sir Grodus, sir?

[Surfer669]

lol you make Grodus's voice sound like Christian Bale's Batman's voice

[Yomashi2]

HEY CHUGGA DON"T EAT THE MUSHROOM!!!!! X D If some people don't get my reference watch proton John's don't eat the mushroom video you'll see why I made that reference even though nobody ate a mushroom.

[Tigerlady248]

beasality? Now techality? This just gets better and better...

Peach, good luck. That is all.

[345XANA]

holy crap TEC LIKES PRINCESS PEACH!!!!!!

[thekidofthekids]

tech peach is way outtta ur league

[shawnjr067]

tec was "observing" peach in the shower

[Mufnluvr]

4:03 !! You see where they are!!! I can believe I missed that before!!

[TMan5636]

you do know you don't actually have to take a shower before meeting tec. in fact you see sparks on one of the screens as the X-Nauts take peach into Grodus's room

[sporecreatorperson]

3:00

OMG FASSAD

[MegaDekuScrub]

He's right. A computer is slow when it takes that long to send an email. But this one's IN SPACE.

[alexnobakas]

correction to you statment he is the -blank to avoid spoiler's- best computer so really he sucks!

[kirby1781]

info glar!

[belakisamongthehiden]

Wow i guess Wheatly found a place to stay after being trapped in SpAcE!!!!! *cookie to those who read this comment even though the lp is done and get the reference :)*

[Trevthehedgehog7]

@belakisamongthehiden Dad, I'm in space! I'm proud of you, son. Dad, are YOU space? Yes, now we are a family again. :)

[FoxHero123]

@belakisamongthehiden

Space space!

Im in space.

Im inspace.

[TheMkstyle]

...And when two people love each other..oh..never mind! LOL

[JJJnray1]

o.O

wow that computer is weird

[SorchaNoir]

I'm not going to lie, your voice for grodus is kinda sexy. O_O

[tragedyfae]

@SorchaNoir eew

[sporecreatorperson]

6:29

I am reminded of Lopez and Sheelah from Red vs. Blue.

Just saying.

[superspider64]

@sporecreatorperson SHEEEEEELAAAAAAH!!! COOOOME BAAAAAACK! I MADE YOU A MUFFIIIIIIIN!

[UltraxMaximus]

beldam-beldum......MORE POKEMON REFRENCES!!!!!

[TheRealKitsune]

@UltraxMaximus Actually, no it's not. And I quote from wikipedia:

"Beldam is an old woman or creature, particularly an ugly, or scary, one, believed to be evil and who enjoys casual child abuse. They are also considered a form of witch that specialize in causing resentment and white lies to give people false impressions like in prophecies or in people's minds, see Macbeth."

[TheRealProsol]

Good night, Princess peach. *Whispers to self* I will still watch you in the shower...

Just, i can see that.

[dudeski7373]

Bowser being the first 9,000

[firefish821]

vivian is awsome

[harlkory]

ZMG tech is a stalker

[HottestAngel776]

When a man and a woman love each other very much, the man lays the woman on the table and gives her 20 dollars.

[Natman358]

7:27 protonjonSA reference!

[csrcsrcsrcsrcsrcsr]

this game reminds me of dbz you know with vegeta after the dragon balls and goku and the z-force and freza just reminds me so much

[Nombombs]

If he's the best computer in the world why's he on the moon?

[jic2234]

i wish the thing wasn't there because i would just stare

[ninjapowers100]

wen u said well,well,well during peaces part it sounded like lol

[Klover123irty]

How he said "she is not to be harmed" made me lol

[NovintFalconFreak]

:D PLAYING ELECTRIC BOOGALOO WHILE LISTENING WATCHING CHUGGAA! I FEEL INSPIRED!

[MrNintendoStation]

Yes but the pokemon is named beldUm the ghost is beldAm or is it the other way round

[MrLuckey201]

HE GOT A BONER

[leon7042023838]

um just to say um i am the biggest and i say the BIGGEST fan of this game the pink ghost is a future party member

[dvhsfootball3]

I went to Walmart and the doors magically opened for me!

[Knyckoh]

That computer ate too many mushrooms.

[lietuvisofEPIC]

So let me get this straight a computer is in love and probably want to...well...ya know...SCREW Princess Peach...nintendo logic?

[winxclub333]

cheap effects only possible on the Nintendo gamecube!

[1alibro]

Lol

[origami41o]

belldom is fasard *gwee hee hee hee*

[iAmyness]

Chugga can sing!! Hahaha (:

[mysukininja114]

is it me or is the Paper Mario Series the ONLY series in the game to have the main villain NOT be Bowser?

[NightsAria]

@mysukininja114 its just u you forgot paper mario 1

[Quackoid]

Did someone say NWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE?

[ApalloTheHedgehog]

lol Eggman could learn from Grodus

[ManofWario]

Even a Mario game has perverts

[InfamousLuigi]

Tec ur silly ur thinking about sex not love. Tec must be a guy

[StackNerdz]

GUUH



[ErikHockey12]

beldam... thats not stolen from pokemon

[JayMonoto]

When Grodus was saying his first line, "Well, Well, Well,..." and chuggaa read it, I thought it said this:

"L-O-L my pet isnt time you slept where the nap is" :D

[fearsomedragon14]

TEC is in lesbians with Peach

[TheToad9000]

NO IT GOSE LIKE THIS ~ WHAT IS LOVE LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE!!!!!!!!!!

[flarex17]

wait a second she wears nothing under her dress....

[AnimeOtakuStar]

Oh come on computer, you can do better than Peach!

[speedddogg]

OH GOD A PERVERTED COMPUTER WHATS THIS WORLD COMING TO

[BrosEatFunk]

I mean Mario SuperStar Baseball

[BrosEatFunk]

they used tat effect in Mario Super Sluggers GC

[Yoshidude2011]

How does peach type a whole email in like 3 seconds. She like types 200 wpm.

[Yoshidude2011]

"When two people love eachother very much...Wait. No. They don't have to love eachother." You always make me crack up, Emile.

[Yoshidude2011]

1:34 cracked me up so bad!!!! Well not that much.

[momanmo1996]

w8 1 of th shadow sirens is named beldam...

do i SEEE COPPY RIGHT?

[JadaWehr]

ewww he watched her take a shower ewwwwwwwwwwww

[pipepanic]

LONGEST.CUTSEANE.EVER!

[TheSuperglem4]

0:41 now THAT'S what I call a brainiac LOL

[Sascha79305]

beldum is the name of a pokemon

[Sascha79305]

beldum is the name of a pokemon\\

[traccc96929]

the computer is apeeping tom!

[thepathtoepicness]

i cant belive im eatin pizza when i heard him say pizza

[galladegirl1]

when u said the wallz have ears those white lights turned into eyes 4 a split second DAMMIT CHUGGA!

[12345678911453]

I hate g-mail!

you should get aol mail



[Cincerato2]

They don't have to be in love!!! then why have I been waiting! Such wasted time

[ramdumbvids]

GOD I HATE PAPER MARIO cuz all the girls are "flat chested"

[ShadowDuty7]

O _ O | | | | |_| 

[TheNathan89]

Apparently I own TEC because my laptop will overheat at the image of a YouTube video.

[StuntinMatt]

lmfao @ GUHHHHHHHHHHH.

[Kinbir]

he got an e-boner :o

[121dxslayer]

really now beldam come on more damn pokemon references to beldom

[UnderwaterManaphy]

This is what happens when Peach doesn't promise cake, but a map instead.

[thedragonb0y]

Oh my god it's HAL! D8

(that's quite a reference there Nintendo)