Guys, I know that you love Sam, but you're going to have to deal with the fact that you better be lucky you have XP. Because it's support expiration date is 2014. And Microsoft discontinued Sam, Mike and Mary.
lol i think that they both have funny problem with talking, just not as many with anna. lol but have u heard anna's voice when u type too many words without punctuation like i am right now lol she starts to yodel and get high pitched xD but its not as funny as SOY lol
@odingizmo112 ur welcome the program is called speakonia and i love it if u type in haha i pawned you stupid noob he says just like in master chief sucks at halo just add some lol's in it and its funny.
The ROFL Copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
@Phoenix4646 Here's an other way: Open up the Control Panel. Then click "Ease of Access" then click "Speech Recognition Options" then look at the left of the Control Panel. It should be some text saying "Text To Speech"
Click it and get ready to listen to Microsoft Anna!
What's so stupid? Windows Vista is newer than Windows XP. No need for a computer voice fight. What? Do you wish to see Microsoft Sam? No, he is not a person. He is a Windows voice. Take it easy, I'm using Windows 7 and I am not a moron. I could live with Microsoft Anna. It's not so hard. She is a female, and having a good time with her will make you all regret saying, "Microsoft Anna can suck a cock!" Point your thumb to heaven if you agree with this!
guys good news. download speakonia, and you will get microsoft sam back along with other voices. and no, this isnt spam. im actually trying to help. lol
@wirasatrya95 Macs have speaking software included as well. In fact, macs have more voice options to choose from. But I wouldn't expect you to know; PC users convert to mac, not the other way around. So, mac users understand both Operating Systems.
microsoft sam rulez and i have him right in my bedroom! i wonder if there are various sounds ms can make when you type in certain letter combinations?
but still, whatever possesed Steven Ballmer to allow the programmers to put anna on vista, instead of Microsoft Sam!!!!!????? Its a damn right dicgrace!!! everyone thumbs up if u agree that Microsoft Anna is a disgrace to Windows!!!
Thumbs up for Microsoft Sam!
Thumbs down for Microsoft Anna!
therobloxmegaguy 1 week ago
Sam is the BEST!
artur15141 2 weeks ago in playlist Więcej filmów od użytkownika fireguy1919
Sam ftw
TheMedicOfficer 2 weeks ago
GO ANNA!!
ProMinecraftJoe 4 weeks ago
GO SAM!
Fuzzyfun12 1 month ago
Fuck this, apple ftw
TheMeMacMini 1 month ago
How did I get here from watching Aperture Science videos?
pyrestriker 2 months ago
I wish windows 7 and vsita was never born...
Weegeeisgoingtokillm 2 months ago
@Weegeeisgoingtokillm
Win 7 is great
TigerMilitia 2 months ago
@Weegeeisgoingtokillm
i wish vista nvr existed, 7 is fine....
commanderbly009 1 month ago
christ I enjoyed this far more than I should have.
InternetLad 3 months ago
I'd rather glados be the voice of windows :D
Scyeth 3 months ago
fireguy1919@ wait a minute... I've heard of you somewhere.. maybe I've heard of you in a ThunderBirds101 video or a sparta remix
LuigiFan9000 4 months ago
funny laugh at 0:50
zaid184cp 4 months ago
i love XP very versatile, easy to dissect, and LESS BUGS!
jjstiphens 5 months ago
Microsoft anna- i can protect kids from going on bad websites
Microsoft sam- but i can go SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
RetardedAnime 5 months ago
451 people: Windows 2000/ Windows XP users.
023 people: Windows Vista/ Windows 7/ Mac and perhaps Windows 8.
SBS9067A 5 months ago
go sam
MrAlbinRosb 5 months ago
R.I.P. Microsoft Sam. They should re-introduce Sam! Anna sucks!
EvilFlamethrower 6 months ago
Guys, I know that you love Sam, but you're going to have to deal with the fact that you better be lucky you have XP. Because it's support expiration date is 2014. And Microsoft discontinued Sam, Mike and Mary.
Candyyyyyyy1 6 months ago
LOL I miss Microsoft Sam but I like Microsoft Anna, too. o3o
SingLoid 6 months ago
Sam sucks GO MICROSOFT ANNA!!!!:D
JesseL85719 6 months ago
@JesseL85719 Im pretty sure you're gay right...
VaygrX 6 months ago
im stuck with stupid anna... thumbs up if u r the same
airedalegirl99 6 months ago
is there any way to change or add sam to vista?
doggy10101 6 months ago
likes are sam fans
dislikes are anna fans
TheBuru01 7 months ago 18
@TheBuru01 Just like J***** B****, her fans shouldnt even be there
VaygrX 3 days ago
Anna sucks GO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!:D
megaman6974 7 months ago
Ha he ha he ha ha
sparkybigptalkshow 7 months ago
Sam beats everyone
sparkybigptalkshow 7 months ago
this makes me miss the YouTube voice commenting thing they got rid of a year or two ago :((
gladitsnotme 7 months ago
FUCK I'm stuck with a GIRL VOICE for my videos!!! D:<
YTTrolls 7 months ago
I wish I had MS SAM!!
YTTrolls 7 months ago
Microsoft Anna dissing Apple!
/watch?v=etZ-EkVKuDo
tatesy89 7 months ago
0:46-1:03
LOL
woa12 7 months ago
lol i think that they both have funny problem with talking, just not as many with anna. lol but have u heard anna's voice when u type too many words without punctuation like i am right now lol she starts to yodel and get high pitched xD but its not as funny as SOY lol
KittyLue 8 months ago
anna got phowned .
duhlittleman 8 months ago
Anna is awesome! Win7 is also awesome!
HydroPlume1 8 months ago
WE want you back sam T_T
KillCrash1 8 months ago
i fricking HATE WINDOWS VISTA! my mom has it for her PC she originaly had xP but she changed it to vista for some reason
countryboy7535 8 months ago
17 (18 plus me) have vista
jonrego 8 months ago
Who agrees that Sam is better than Chuck Norris :D
VaygrX 8 months ago
@VaygrX lol
Trualdie 8 months ago
@VaygrX Only yo' momma but she agrees on everything.
catastrovision 7 months ago
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check out my channel, i make songs using Microsoft Sam, i think youd like it
JackPackRec 9 months ago
whatever windows xp pwned windows vista f
nazihitler666 9 months ago
No one likes Anna? I like the way she talks. I am sorry.
gallagher123123 10 months ago
Favorite lines:
This is the soul if Windows XP speaking.
Say hello to my machine gun.
Now I will go for a little joy ride in my ROFLCOPTER soi soi soi soi soi.
cop083 10 months ago
microsoft anna spells r-o-f-l and then says copter
spyjan1 10 months ago
@wirasatrya95
exactly now 17...
MegaEmil9 10 months ago
I love you Microsoft sam. Always and forever.
GoreTorn16 10 months ago
ANNA CAN'T DO THE F*CKING ROFLCOPTER
SAM FTW
TheLouis94 10 months ago
Anna is better for voice/understanding
Sam is better for enjoyment, like ROFLCOPTER!!!
cheatmasterbw 10 months ago
XP vs VISTA..LOL
SonicFan344 11 months ago
Microsoft anna is better than microsoft sam.
gallagher123123 11 months ago
@gallagher123123 are you mentally challenged HOW
kurtfruge123 11 months ago
@gallagher123123 Stop typing backwards.
ryhorn100 11 months ago
how do i change to sam on windows 7
kurtfruge123 11 months ago
sam rox
taytay32578 1 year ago
Yeah, Anna can't even say her own name right!
Christhefireshark 1 year ago
too bad sam isnt on windows 7
terroristbombing 1 year ago 75
@terroristbombing you know i tryed to see if he was on windows 7(i own one) just yesterday
jojolw234 7 months ago
@terroristbombing you can get sam on 7
pensyturbine 7 months ago
@terroristbombing download speakonia
sumthin5 6 months ago
@terroristbombing I know. Anna sucks.
Yoshiman6464 2 months ago
@terroristbombing is possiblto get sam on 7?
TheGreatHeroKing 3 weeks ago
damn i have Anna
but i love Sam D=
odingizmo112 1 year ago
@odingizmo112 in google type in how to get microsoft sam for windows vista and the program works for windows 7
AlonzoBrother 1 year ago
@AlonzoBrother :D Thanks alot
odingizmo112 1 year ago
@odingizmo112 u welcome i might make my own vid on how to get ms sam
AlonzoBrother 1 year ago
@odingizmo112 ur welcome the program is called speakonia and i love it if u type in haha i pawned you stupid noob he says just like in master chief sucks at halo just add some lol's in it and its funny.
AlonzoBrother 1 year ago
@TheBleson from CFS-Technologies website you can download speakonia with Microsoft Sam, Mike and mary Voices.
MegaEmil9 1 year ago
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@luigiisawesome100
Speakonia cant do soisoisoisoi
TheBleson 1 year ago
16 people like Windows Vista
kargaroc386 1 year ago
@kargaroc386
I like Win 7 and Vista... u tard?
TheBleson 1 year ago
@kargaroc386 I like this vid and Vista.
AlphaPowell7 1 year ago
on Microsoft Sam type "crotch" lol he says crows nest
kilbara12 1 year ago
@kilbara12 yea but if you type in "krotch" he says it correctly lol
cenoevil54 11 months ago
how can i find microsoft sam
dimic11 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA! This is awesome!
jessegladsaget 1 year ago
Sam rules!! Go roflcopter!
megadriver6 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahhag
ShupaRoeh 1 year ago
@luigiisawesome100 download Speakonia (it contains Microsoft Sam)
MegaEmil9 1 year ago
@MegaEmil9
Speakonia cant do soisoisoisoi
TheBleson 1 year ago
where did you get the microsoft anna voice for speakonia!
PivotmasterXD257 1 year ago
how does he make the sound of the rofl 47 machine gun?
Schiffsmeister01 1 year ago
ANNA IS A GODDESS
NickyNick227 1 year ago
The ROFL Copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
KARR3001 1 year ago 20
i have windows XP, Vista and 7
MegaEmil9 1 year ago
xD you cant even say roflcopter xD
CCbadboy90 1 year ago
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhaha
kargaroc386 1 year ago
14 retards use Vista
Yuri999000 1 year ago 3
Their son named: Windows 7
Shiroblack 1 year ago
WHERE THE FUCK can I find Anna in Windows 7 ?! FUCK GOOGLE!!!
Phoenix4646 1 year ago
@Phoenix4646 Make sure you have the Classic Control Panel view, then click "Text To Speech"
HCECorporal 1 year ago
@HCECorporal ?
Phoenix4646 1 year ago
@Phoenix4646 Here's an other way: Open up the Control Panel. Then click "Ease of Access" then click "Speech Recognition Options" then look at the left of the Control Panel. It should be some text saying "Text To Speech"
Click it and get ready to listen to Microsoft Anna!
HCECorporal 1 year ago
@HCECorporal Ah, thanks^^
Phoenix4646 1 year ago
@Phoenix4646 I will subscribe to you.
HCECorporal 1 year ago
@HCECorporal i did that on my XP and i got microsoft sam :)
bulletstrpk5 1 year ago
@bulletstrpk5 in xp its microsoft sam!!!!!! vista-win7have microsoft anna
theultimatedestroy80 10 months ago
@Phoenix4646 try yourslef to some Bing.
bmgandgla 1 year ago
Why don't you say hi to my ROFL 47 machine gun
TvattBjornen94 1 year ago
@TvattBjornen94 Pccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc
Shiroblack 1 year ago
Wow sam sounds like hes got downs
Sigvardss 1 year ago
this makes me lol
BlindSkateboardsFan5 1 year ago
What's so stupid? Windows Vista is newer than Windows XP. No need for a computer voice fight. What? Do you wish to see Microsoft Sam? No, he is not a person. He is a Windows voice. Take it easy, I'm using Windows 7 and I am not a moron. I could live with Microsoft Anna. It's not so hard. She is a female, and having a good time with her will make you all regret saying, "Microsoft Anna can suck a cock!" Point your thumb to heaven if you agree with this!
HCECorporal 1 year ago
@HCECorporal I have vista! [make anna say: showi showi showi showi showi really fast! :)]
HunterMarioWorld 1 year ago
@HunterMarioWorld Cool. It sounded like she said "show"
HCECorporal 1 year ago
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HCECorporal 1 year ago
How did you get the ROFL 47 machine gun?
LordWeegee450 1 year ago
Sam kicks ass man! soi soi soi soi
TrueGamer181 1 year ago
howd you do the SWASHSWASHSWASHSWASH? and howd you use annas voice?
sammerchiz1 1 year ago
guys good news. download speakonia, and you will get microsoft sam back along with other voices. and no, this isnt spam. im actually trying to help. lol
freddygotfingered23 1 year ago
@freddygotfingered23 will this work on xp?????
theultimatedestroy80 10 months ago
@theultimatedestroy80 i'm pretty sure.
freddygotfingered23 10 months ago
@freddygotfingered23 ok!!!! thanks!!1 :)
theultimatedestroy80 10 months ago
f*ck dangeer 429
RedYoshiSonic12 1 year ago
ok sam is sooo mean to anna,...... plus i got vista so i have anna........and i like having her.
lyokolife6 1 year ago
@lyokolife6 Good.
HCECorporal 1 year ago
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HCECorporal 1 year ago
10 people are mac users
wirasatrya95 1 year ago 91
@wirasatrya95 another 6 are Vista users.
LNERMallard 1 year ago
@LNERMallard I have Sam on Vista (but w/out glitches).
AlphaPowell7 1 year ago
@wirasatrya95 Macs have speaking software included as well. In fact, macs have more voice options to choose from. But I wouldn't expect you to know; PC users convert to mac, not the other way around. So, mac users understand both Operating Systems.
Iyemuhni 1 year ago
I have Vista but I still have Microsoft Sam. I got the best of both worlds.
DNTMESWITDAZOHAN 1 year ago
I am not a r'tard. LOLFAGLOLFAGLOLLOLLOLFAG SOI SOI SOI SOI
Extaticus 1 year ago
how do you make the ROFL47 sound?
milkshake2436 1 year ago
I Have a windows 7 computer and a windows XP computer. GO SAM!
RICKY1155SPONGEBOB 1 year ago
Yep..
XP FTW, Always.
Punkutatvidz 1 year ago
A ROFL47 is an assault rifle. not a machine gun.
Anywho
i tried to get microsoft sam back, but microsoft anna hates him so much, she deletes it as soon as i install him. >:-(
Multimedia784 1 year ago
LOL, That Slutty MS Anna In In Fucking Win 7 Too! One Reason Why Win XP Users Hate Win 7!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY!
OoBitEeAaBitEe 1 year ago
@OoBitEeAaBitEe *eye twitch*
are. you. fucking. serious?!
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 1 year ago
that's not nice Sam
nbrid88 1 year ago
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Soi soi soi soi soi soi!
ghostshadow25 1 year ago
"Why dont you say hi to my rofl 47 machine gun" LOLOL
MrNBAAMAZING 1 year ago
I got Sam on Vista and XP : )
brandontrandon09 1 year ago
@brandontrandon09 how did you get sam on vista?
willie840 1 year ago
i have windows 7 starter i looked and it only has Anna :( isnt there like 5 voices? sam anna and some other ppl?
NinjaFox97 1 year ago
gooo sam
firas171 1 year ago
ATTENTION! MICROSOFT SAM CAN SAY CROTCH! just type in in crottch. crotch with an extra t!
PS3rocks7513 1 year ago
i have vista and i hate microsoft anna it sucks. sam ownz all
HilariousHeadcrabs 1 year ago
she doesn't say fuck right,it makes me upset. sam is the best. he is BEAST!
Supersecretfilms 1 year ago
If u have microsoft anna try making her say Magic Cheese
Annammg 1 year ago
dude, sam can say crotch if you spell it like krotch
mendigo445 1 year ago
Sam fucking owns!
OwnerDutchie 1 year ago
download Readplease sam is there... its free and u have 4 diff voices incl microsoft sam... Vista compitable :)
Spartan117JMC 1 year ago
@Spartan117JMC "Readpkease" then Download adn then download the Trial... Google "Readplease" Sam is not dead... he just took a brake
Spartan117JMC 1 year ago
ROFL-47 MACHINEGUN
Elintasokas 1 year ago
"im not a retard, if you call me that again, il kick you in the Crows nest" LMFAO
PrairieThunderFan1 1 year ago
Microsoft Sam Pwnz ^ w ^
Lightinggirly7 1 year ago
microsoft sam rulez and i have him right in my bedroom! i wonder if there are various sounds ms can make when you type in certain letter combinations?
patchspiritkwolflion 1 year ago
when microsoft sam says soi soi soi at the end, it sounds like wasp wasp wasp
awesomegirl9744 1 year ago
lol i will kick you in the crows nest
jackknife001 1 year ago
Fuck VistAIDS
BloodyGoingNowhere 1 year ago
i prefer anna.
TheSayaka1 1 year ago
Microsoft SAM sounds like he cant even say Anna right he sounds like "Hanna" MICROSOFT SAM RULEZ SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI ROFLCOPTER HAHAHAHAHA
TsukuneAono16 1 year ago
how do i get microsoft mike, anna, and those others? i only have sam
vladthehawk09 1 year ago
fuck anna lol i love sam xDD i have two computers, this is on vista (ew) and my other is on XP :D wooo sam
DeadlyInsanity69 1 year ago
I love Windows 7 but why MS Anna?
standingcam 1 year ago
microsoft SAM FTW :D the best soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi :D
TheForsaken1980 1 year ago
lol sam wins...
mendigo445 1 year ago
LMAO!!!!!!!!!
statlevampire 1 year ago
"Windows XP fat butt sexy"
hmoobsoldier95 1 year ago
rofl copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
cessarnater 1 year ago
Lol hell ya Microsoft Sam FTW
jamezalopez 1 year ago
Microsoft Sam is the best on Windows XP.
jakesteven1980 1 year ago
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Such a fail on behalf of Microsoft Anna! Bill Gates is a retard for not puting Microsoft Sam on Windows Vista!!!
gunut4 1 year ago
Such a fail on behalf of Microsoft Anna! Bill Gates is a retard for not puting Microsoft Sam on Windows Vista!!!
gunut4 1 year ago 2
@gunut4 ima email his dumb ass about it
mendigo445 1 year ago
@gunut4 You mean Steve Ballmer. Bill Gates retired in 05'
standingcam 1 year ago
@standingcam ohh, lol i duno nothin, :P.........
but still, whatever possesed Steven Ballmer to allow the programmers to put anna on vista, instead of Microsoft Sam!!!!!????? Its a damn right dicgrace!!! everyone thumbs up if u agree that Microsoft Anna is a disgrace to Windows!!!
gunut4 1 year ago 66
Can vista use sam?
ShotOfMaple 1 year ago
almost 20,000 views! too bad i can't log in :'(
Thunderhead2772 1 year ago
i will kick you in the crows nest o_o!
FancyPurple280 1 year ago
@FancyPurple280 She's a computer program, not a vessel.
Ohsta6t2 1 year ago