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  • Thumbs up for Microsoft Sam!

    Thumbs down for Microsoft Anna!

  • Sam is the BEST!

  • Sam ftw

  • GO ANNA!!

  • GO SAM!

  • Fuck this, apple ftw

  • How did I get here from watching Aperture Science videos?

  • I wish windows 7 and vsita was never born...

  • @Weegeeisgoingtokillm

    Win 7 is great

  • @Weegeeisgoingtokillm

    i wish vista nvr existed, 7 is fine....

  • christ I enjoyed this far more than I should have.

  • I'd rather glados be the voice of windows :D

  • fireguy1919@ wait a minute... I've heard of you somewhere.. maybe I've heard of you in a ThunderBirds101 video or a sparta remix

  • funny laugh at 0:50

  • i love XP very versatile, easy to dissect, and LESS BUGS!

  • Microsoft anna- i can protect kids from going on bad websites

    Microsoft sam- but i can go SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • 451 people: Windows 2000/ Windows XP users.

    023 people: Windows Vista/ Windows 7/ Mac and perhaps Windows 8.

  • go sam

  • R.I.P. Microsoft Sam. They should re-introduce Sam! Anna sucks!

  • Guys, I know that you love Sam, but you're going to have to deal with the fact that you better be lucky you have XP. Because it's support expiration date is 2014. And Microsoft discontinued Sam, Mike and Mary.

  • LOL I miss Microsoft Sam but I like Microsoft Anna, too. o3o

  • Sam sucks GO MICROSOFT ANNA!!!!:D

  • @JesseL85719 Im pretty sure you're gay right...

  • im stuck with stupid anna... thumbs up if u r the same

  • is there any way to change or add sam to vista?

  • likes are sam fans

    dislikes are anna fans

  • @TheBuru01 Just like J***** B****, her fans shouldnt even be there

  • Anna sucks GO MICROSOFT SAM!!!!:D

  • Ha he ha he ha ha

  • Sam beats everyone

  • this makes me miss the YouTube voice commenting thing they got rid of a year or two ago :((

  • FUCK I'm stuck with a GIRL VOICE for my videos!!! D:<

  • I wish I had MS SAM!!

  • Microsoft Anna dissing Apple!

    /watch?v=etZ-EkVKuDo

  • 0:46-1:03

    LOL

  • lol i think that they both have funny problem with talking, just not as many with anna. lol but have u heard anna's voice when u type too many words without punctuation like i am right now lol she starts to yodel and get high pitched xD but its not as funny as SOY lol

  • anna got phowned .

  • Anna is awesome! Win7 is also awesome!

  • WE want you back sam T_T

  • i fricking HATE WINDOWS VISTA! my mom has it for her PC she originaly had xP but she changed it to vista for some reason

  • 17 (18 plus me) have vista

  • Who agrees that Sam is better than Chuck Norris :D

  • @VaygrX lol

  • @VaygrX Only yo' momma but she agrees on everything.

  • whatever windows xp pwned windows vista f

  • No one likes Anna? I like the way she talks. I am sorry.

  • Favorite lines:

    This is the soul if Windows XP speaking.

    Say hello to my machine gun.

    Now I will go for a little joy ride in my ROFLCOPTER soi soi soi soi soi.

  • microsoft anna spells r-o-f-l and then says copter

  • @wirasatrya95

    exactly now 17...

  • I love you Microsoft sam. Always and forever.

  • ANNA CAN'T DO THE F*CKING ROFLCOPTER

    SAM FTW

  • Anna is better for voice/understanding

    Sam is better for enjoyment, like ROFLCOPTER!!!

  • XP vs VISTA..LOL

  • Microsoft anna is better than microsoft sam.

  • @gallagher123123 are you mentally challenged HOW

  • @gallagher123123 Stop typing backwards.

  • how do i change to sam on windows 7

  • sam rox

  • Yeah, Anna can't even say her own name right!

  • too bad sam isnt on windows 7

  • @terroristbombing you know i tryed to see if he was on windows 7(i own one) just yesterday

  • @terroristbombing you can get sam on 7

  • @terroristbombing download speakonia

  • @terroristbombing I know. Anna sucks.

  • @terroristbombing is possiblto get sam on 7?

  • damn i have Anna

    but i love Sam D=

  • @odingizmo112 in google type in how to get microsoft sam for windows vista and the program works for windows 7

  • @AlonzoBrother :D Thanks alot

  • @odingizmo112 u welcome i might make my own vid on how to get ms sam

  • @odingizmo112 ur welcome the program is called speakonia and i love it if u type in haha i pawned you stupid noob he says just like in master chief sucks at halo just add some lol's in it and its funny.

  • @TheBleson from CFS-Technologies website you can download speakonia with Microsoft Sam, Mike and mary Voices.

  • 16 people like Windows Vista

  • @kargaroc386

    I like Win 7 and Vista... u tard?

  • @kargaroc386 I like this vid and Vista.

  • on Microsoft Sam type "crotch" lol he says crows nest

  • @kilbara12 yea but if you type in "krotch" he says it correctly lol

  • how can i find microsoft sam

  • HAHAHAHAHA! This is awesome!

  • Sam rules!! Go roflcopter!

  • hahahahahahahahhag

  • @luigiisawesome100 download Speakonia (it contains Microsoft Sam)

  • @MegaEmil9

    Speakonia cant do soisoisoisoi

  • where did you get the microsoft anna voice for speakonia!

  • how does he make the sound of the rofl 47 machine gun?

  • ANNA IS A GODDESS

  • The ROFL Copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

  • i have windows XP, Vista and 7

  • xD you cant even say roflcopter xD

  • hahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahah­ahhaha

  • 14 retards use Vista

  • Their son named: Windows 7

  • WHERE THE FUCK can I find Anna in Windows 7 ?! FUCK GOOGLE!!!

  • @Phoenix4646 Make sure you have the Classic Control Panel view, then click "Text To Speech"

  • @Phoenix4646 Here's an other way: Open up the Control Panel. Then click "Ease of Access" then click "Speech Recognition Options" then look at the left of the Control Panel. It should be some text saying "Text To Speech"

    Click it and get ready to listen to Microsoft Anna!

  • @HCECorporal Ah, thanks^^

  • @Phoenix4646 I will subscribe to you.

  • @HCECorporal i did that on my XP and i got microsoft sam :)

  • @bulletstrpk5 in xp its microsoft sam!!!!!! vista-win7have microsoft anna

  • @Phoenix4646 try yourslef to some Bing.

  • Why don't you say hi to my ROFL 47 machine gun

  • @TvattBjornen94 Pccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc­cccccc

  • Wow sam sounds like hes got downs

  • this makes me lol

  • What's so stupid? Windows Vista is newer than Windows XP. No need for a computer voice fight. What? Do you wish to see Microsoft Sam? No, he is not a person. He is a Windows voice. Take it easy, I'm using Windows 7 and I am not a moron. I could live with Microsoft Anna. It's not so hard. She is a female, and having a good time with her will make you all regret saying, "Microsoft Anna can suck a cock!" Point your thumb to heaven if you agree with this!

  • @HCECorporal I have vista! [make anna say: showi showi showi showi showi really fast! :)]

  • @HunterMarioWorld Cool. It sounded like she said "show"

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  • How did you get the ROFL 47 machine gun?

  • Sam kicks ass man! soi soi soi soi

  • howd you do the SWASHSWASHSWASHSWASH? and howd you use annas voice?

  • guys good news. download speakonia, and you will get microsoft sam back along with other voices. and no, this isnt spam. im actually trying to help. lol

  • @freddygotfingered23 will this work on xp?????

  • @theultimatedestroy80 i'm pretty sure.

  • @freddygotfingered23 ok!!!! thanks!!1 :)

  • f*ck dangeer 429

  • ok sam is sooo mean to anna,...... plus i got vista so i have anna........and i like having her.

  • @lyokolife6 Good.

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  • 10 people are mac users

  • @wirasatrya95 another 6 are Vista users.

  • @LNERMallard I have Sam on Vista (but w/out glitches).

  • @wirasatrya95 Macs have speaking software included as well. In fact, macs have more voice options to choose from. But I wouldn't expect you to know; PC users convert to mac, not the other way around. So, mac users understand both Operating Systems.

  • I have Vista but I still have Microsoft Sam. I got the best of both worlds.

  • I am not a r'tard. LOLFAGLOLFAGLOLLOLLOLFAG SOI SOI SOI SOI

  • how do you make the ROFL47 sound?

  • I Have a windows 7 computer and a windows XP computer. GO SAM!

  • Yep..

    XP FTW, Always.

  • A ROFL47 is an assault rifle. not a machine gun.

    Anywho

    i tried to get microsoft sam back, but microsoft anna hates him so much, she deletes it as soon as i install him. >:-(

  • LOL, That Slutty MS Anna In In Fucking Win 7 Too! One Reason Why Win XP Users Hate Win 7!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY SOY!

  • @OoBitEeAaBitEe *eye twitch*

    are. you. fucking. serious?!

  • that's not nice Sam

  • "Why dont you say hi to my rofl 47 machine gun" LOLOL

  • I got Sam on Vista and XP : )

  • @brandontrandon09 how did you get sam on vista?

  • i have windows 7 starter i looked and it only has Anna :( isnt there like 5 voices? sam anna and some other ppl?

  • gooo sam

  • ATTENTION! MICROSOFT SAM CAN SAY CROTCH! just type in in crottch. crotch with an extra t!

  • i have vista and i hate microsoft anna it sucks. sam ownz all

  • she doesn't say fuck right,it makes me upset. sam is the best. he is BEAST!

  • If u have microsoft anna try making her say Magic Cheese

  • dude, sam can say crotch if you spell it like krotch

  • Sam fucking owns!

  • download Readplease sam is there... its free and u have 4 diff voices incl microsoft sam... Vista compitable :)

  • @Spartan117JMC "Readpkease" then Download adn then download the Trial... Google "Readplease" Sam is not dead... he just took a brake

  • ROFL-47 MACHINEGUN

  • "im not a retard, if you call me that again, il kick you in the Crows nest" LMFAO

  • Microsoft Sam Pwnz ^ w ^

  • microsoft sam rulez and i have him right in my bedroom! i wonder if there are various sounds ms can make when you type in certain letter combinations?

  • when microsoft sam says soi soi soi at the end, it sounds like wasp wasp wasp

  • lol i will kick you in the crows nest

  • Fuck VistAIDS

  • i prefer anna.

  • Microsoft SAM sounds like he cant even say Anna right he sounds like "Hanna" MICROSOFT SAM RULEZ SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI ROFLCOPTER HAHAHAHAHA

  • how do i get microsoft mike, anna, and those others? i only have sam

  • fuck anna lol i love sam xDD i have two computers, this is on vista (ew) and my other is on XP :D wooo sam

  • I love Windows 7 but why MS Anna?

  • microsoft SAM FTW :D the best soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi :D

  • lol sam wins...

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!

  • "Windows XP fat butt sexy"

  • rofl copter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

  • Lol hell ya Microsoft Sam FTW

  • Microsoft Sam is the best on Windows XP.

  • Such a fail on behalf of Microsoft Anna! Bill Gates is a retard for not puting Microsoft Sam on Windows Vista!!!

  • @gunut4 ima email his dumb ass about it

  • @gunut4 You mean Steve Ballmer. Bill Gates retired in 05'

  • @standingcam ohh, lol i duno nothin, :P.........

    but still, whatever possesed Steven Ballmer to allow the programmers to put anna on vista, instead of Microsoft Sam!!!!!????? Its a damn right dicgrace!!! everyone thumbs up if u agree that Microsoft Anna is a disgrace to Windows!!!

  • Can vista use sam?

  • almost 20,000 views! too bad i can't log in :'(

  • i will kick you in the crows nest o_o!

  • @FancyPurple280 She's a computer program, not a vessel.