DFU Sing-Along: Ted Kennedy, Chappaquiddick Lifeguard

[IconsOfTeleplay]

Large piles of garbage must be molecularly organized to approximate each Kennedy no matter what, oh Christ!!!

[YourUTubeMonitor]

Ted may have been framed. Killing a third Kennedy in the same decade would've been too much.

[unclejuniorsoprano]

Another outstanding tribute to a fine DemocRAT, Teddy Jalisco-Jalisco Kennedy.

[albermarle19]

Perfectly genius!

[Hexl702]

That MIDI track is lame and the words don't flow smoothly, and the lyrics are insipid. Keep your day job.

[Hexl702]

Ah you poor thing. Aint it awful-- the rightwads have all the fine, upstanding moral white people on their side, and they're sick and tired of being outwitted and thwarted at every turn by their inferiors.

[Hexl702]

Yep, the rightwads are rubbing their gnarled hands in glee, cackling "At last--- after 40 years, we finally got him! "

[pete5668]

Chappaquiddick Fats. Forever 77.

[JawsJaws]

Ted Kennedy is a murdering coward

[badflamenco]

Wonder if the Kopechne family sent a condolence card, after Ted drove off the Final Bridge.

[Hexl702]

The Kopechne family is all dead, so they didn't send any cards. Hell, her parents forgave Teddy that very week back in 1969. They let him come to her funeral and they opposed exhuming her body. They took his money to forget the whole thing. I dunno why I'm supposed to be madder than them.

[pete5668]

somewhere, mary jo kopechne is waterboarding ted kennedy.

[Weasler455]

LOL!!!

[Aezaux]

ROFLMAO!! Classic.

[Hexl702]

Some of the xtians here aren't acting very xtian. Jesus would bitchslap them---if he could get his arms off the crossbeam.

[Hexl702]

"We all wonder if he's in heaven with Maryjo"

If he repented at the last minute, he is. So the fundies always tell me. It's JEWS who won't be in heaven, since they don't accept Christ as their savior. People like Anne Frank and Einstein. Fundies tell me that, too. And any Jew in the Twin Towers who didnt accept Christ in those last minutes, is burning in the same hell with Mohammad Atta.

[Mutedvox]

I feel he same way about DICK Cheney...can't wait for that bloodclot to take him out...

[Loonieburger2]

I know we have an amazing backlog in our legal system. I just didn't know God had a 40 year backlog as well...

Toasty yet, Ted?

[bpkeane1]

Good plug...I guess we all know MA will

be having a day off for the offices and

banks today...

[braposo23]

yeah those damn mass holes

[BurkeDevlin66]

ted is dead now he swims with the Chappaquiddick fish

[dougfromupland]

We all wonder if he is in heaven with Mary Jo.

[dougfromupland]

Happy Anniversary, Ted. As usual, I will be calling soon and gurgling water.

[Baldgol4]

The voters in Massachusetts should all be ashamed of themselves for putting this drunken killer in office and for keeping him there.

[GodOfDetailing]

Could not agree more!! Shame to the "self-professed" intelligent voters in the state of Massachusetts for consistenly voting for this piece of garbage.

If there is a poster boy for Mandatory Term Limits, it's Ted "The Kopechne Killer" Kennedy.

[Hexl702]

How dare the people of Massachusetts select the senator they want !

[innit27]

if the deputy's evidence is true sounds like ted drove off in a bit of a panic at seeing him approach the car, thus taking the wrong turn on the road to the bridge rather than the ferry. why would he be panicked unless he was over the limit or canoodling with a young girl? he said he couldnt remember if he had high or low beams on? surely you need high beam?

[joetheli0n]

Ding dong dell,

Ted Kennedy's soon for Hell!

Why is this so?

Just ask poor Mary-Jo!

[woode3802]

Well thank god this DRUNK Murderer will be meeting his maker very soon.The sad part is a prick like him will beat the brain tumor and live for 40 more years.

[dougfromupland]

I don't celebrate his death as I would someone like Castro, Hussein, and others who are evil murderers. We are all Americans. I want to be them in the arena of ideas.

[woode3802]

I agree with you I wont celebrate his death and I damn will not mourn it either.He should be in PRISON but the coward that he is got away with it and the STUPID MORONS in MA keep voting him in.I used to think that only MA had morons that dont think on their own and vote for idiots.After this last election it shows that this whole country is full of followers and no leaders. We had the Kennedy's as Royalty and now the 2nd coming of the savior in obama. What A JOKE!!

[MeritisDE]

It seems that HB-1 Visa Teddy won't be around much longer. I am sure that millions of qualified Americans who can't get jobs will be sorry to see him go. NOT!

[riidinghard]

Ted there is a 67 Olds waiting for you. Don't worry you don't have to drive this time.

[lohhahaha]

Hopefully Ted is finally dead soon.

What kind of idiots vote in this country anyway?

TK has been reelected 7 times for a total of almost 40 years since he chose to let someone else die in order to cover for his drunk cheating ass.

[dougfromupland]

Unlike those on the left, I don't wish for death to our fellow Americans (unless they are child molestors or first degree murderers).  May God have mercy on his soul.

[revronald]

Fan-freakin-tasic--but true!

[MeritisDE]

Ted Kennedy is the typical spoiled rich kid.

This SOB is a murderer and no suprise

an Obama supporter.

But what can we expect from the Kennedys?

The Kennedy's and Bush's are the two

"royal" families of America and neither one of them

has done anything meaningful to promote this country.

[braposo23]

amen to that i couldnt agree any more wit u

[ItsybitsyspiderMamma]

ahhh, timeless.. I bet you're getting lots of hits this week!

[dougfromupland]

I hope he survives and finally retires so he can do no more damage.

[nomosushi]

geo bush's g father used deathcamp labor in germany for steel production mmight as well break their backs while there still alive

[brainee67]

Umm. LIE. BUT even if it were true, you dismiss ONE crime while holding another accountable?

[Hudini12345]

tubemeokay"Come on folks!! Teddy is a Kennedy, royal family of the USA. Old man joe made all his money being up front dureing the reccesion, selling scotch. What an admiral family. Bobby was the only one worth his salt"

HAHAHAHAHA yea right. the kennedys arent "royal family". i dont see why you dems orgasm everytime you say Kennedy. and "old man joe" made his money by selling moonshine, not whiskey.

[chardonnay1]

i'll say this for the demorats, they promote within, but you have to commit a crime to get that promotion.

[tubemeokay]

Come on folks!! Teddy is a Kennedy, royal family of the USA. Old man joe made all his money being up front dureing the reccesion, selling scotch. What an admiral family. Bobby was the only one worth his salt. RIP RFK!!

[dougfromupland]

Mary Jo's mom just passed away. You caused a lifetime of grief, Ted. You should have been wearing an orange jumpsuit, not a business suit in the Senate. You left her there to die, you miserable coward.

[MontanaCombatMedic]

Ted Kennedy is beneath contempt and his morals are lower than whale shit. In fact, he does look like a pile of whale shit. Excellent post by the way.

[kpfgso2]

Was anyone there? Any of the people slamming Ted Kennedy remember he is the strongest voice against this ultraconservative movement to limit people's rights go send boys and girls over to the Middle East to die and come back cripple for oil.

[dougfromupland]

to kpfgso2 - "Was anyone there" Yes, Ted and the woman he left there to die in an air pocket. I bet you have never read any of the official reports, have you? He kills the girl, and you use it to coment on the war. How pathetic. The event and what he did stands on his own. Go do some reading - ytedk(dot)com

[leftwingwacko]

If his brothers where alive , they would be ashamed of him...

[dougfromupland]

leftwingwacko - JFK would not recognize his party today. He pushed through a massive tax cut that raised revenue to the treasury enormously. That works every time. He knew what it took to be commander in chief and leader of the Free World. Indeed, what would he think of his kid brother today?

[bitchslap9]

his brothers were the same way, like how they believed in affirmitive action and messing around behind their wives back., being anti-gun, bobby kennedy always fighting hoffa everytime he tried to help the teamsters just because hoffa had more power,

[shadowlawn3761]

Why is that n the left must resort to this sort of thing? Why don't they try and win political power with cogent arguments on policies and the issues? Instead they resort to virtiol and ridicule that have nothing to do with where this nation is headed. Hitler used the same technique (must be a right-wing thing!)

[Ginoffvine]

Ted rocks!

What a guy!

[dougfromupland]

Ted, on the rocks. Hiccup.  What a guy.

[bogey251]

kennedy is a vile and disgusting human being who has always made me ashamed to admit I'm from Massachusetts.

[dougfromupland]

He is vile indeed. We all do dumb things in our youth such as driving drunk. But what kind of man leaves a girl to die and doesn't seek help for eight hours? Who does that? And then who never has to pay any price for it? A scumbag named Ted Kennedy.

[masstax]

It's not your fathers OLDSMOBILE.. I really wanted Kennedy's kids to do an ad for OLDS before the line was discontinued..

[rigarick]

It's July 19th 2007, and fat Uncle Teddy is preparing to open his millionth bottle a Chivas for another toast on the anniversary of his miraculous escape from moms Olds Delmont. After a late night swim and a good nights sleep on the mainland, fat Teddy ambles over to the police station and informs them Mary Jo is holding her breath in the back set and you might want to go check her. Mary Jo is still dead!

[JewishRage]

That murdering fat commie fuck!!

[Mainehorsenut]

LOVED IT! This man should NEVER be allowed to forget allowing Mary Jo to die to save his own ass. And the voters of Massachussetts who keep electing him to Congress should be ashamed.

[nateybaseball]

Hey retard, Kennedy's a Senator.

[TessIguess]

If the Catholic church kicked out all the divorced people, birth control users and prochoicers I wonder how big a hit they'd take

[dougfromupland]

I just wish my church would get rid of pedophiles and those who publicly push killing babies in the womb.

[TessIguess]

Juanita Broaddrick said under oath Clinton didn't rape her. On tv she said he did rape her. If you believe a woman who admits she lied under oath, what standard is that?

[dougfromupland]

The man behind it was Mr. Fixer, Bruce Lindsey. Many women, who were genuinely afraid, signed affidavits in order to not be called to testify. When she came before the grand jury, she knew it was serious and indeed told the truth. Let's see, who is the guy who lied before the grand jury?

[TessIguess]

Democrats have the legal standard, which is if a man didn't commit murder, you don't treat him like a murderer. Or maybe it's the Christian standard, forgiveness

[dougfromupland]

Apparently you don't understand the difference between being a murderer and a killer. I never accused of murder. What a lame try.

[gopman64]

Well, you know as well as I do that some priests and bishops don't do their jobs because they're as liberal as he is. If I was the pope I'd put my foot up his ass !

[gopman64]

Doug, awesome video ! Hilarious, very brutal. He deserves every last bit of it. When he kicks off I'm taking a trip to Mass. to dance on his grave. And I'm an Irish Catholic !!

[dougfromupland]

Also Irish Catholic here. Why is he allowed Communion? Catholic abortion supporters are not Catholics.

[Didyagetchaanyonya]

There once was a senator from Mass.

Who went in search of some ass !

He lucked up and found it !

Fucked up and drowned it !

And that was the end of his ass !

[Callie369]

As someone who actually witnessed the tragedy of Mary Jo, I want you to know that there was NO DOUBT that she could have been saved. Ted Kennedy getting away with her death is known as one of the biggest coverups in history of U.S. justice.

As for why people keep electing him? God only knows, because I don't.

Mass is about as liberal as you can get. Remember, one of the CHIEF ARCHITECTS of the NAU, is Mass former gov William Weld.

I cannot, in good conscience, vote for ANYONE in/from Mass.

[prrolg]

But how did you witness the tragedy? What do you mean witness?

[Tangee2002]

LOL this reminds me of Jay Leno's joke, how with every new technology (LP's, 8 tracks, cassettes, CD's) he has to buy Meet The Beatles all over again..The anti Kennedys think with YouTube, at long last their message will have some effect..Kennedy has the biggest We'll-get-him-for-sure-this-ti­me quotient in history..After 37 years, it just looks silly and pathetic...The voters forgave him a long time ago, in fact that very week..

[dougfromupland]

Actually, what is silly is your reply. I'm on the West Coast and have never tried to do anything to "get him for sure." I mock him and mock those who keep electing someone who ran away like a coward and left a girl to die. It says as much about the voters as the man himself. Democrats have no standards. That has been exhibited clearly over and over. They most recently left a rapist in the White House.

[gopman64]

What is silly and pathetic is that the idiots of the People's Republic of Mass. keep electing this murdering, cowardly ass. He's in for life, no doubt...and he better hope he lives a LONG time, because I doubt he'll like what he finds on the other side.

[HenryJacobs]

Yes, it took him almost 9 hours to report it to the authorities. But we have to know,

it took him at least 8 ½ hours to recognize what he`s done. That dumb little (now fat)

Senator. This was never a manslaughter. Not after 9 hours....

[dougfromupland]

You might also enjoy this one

youtube(DOT)com/watch?v=2MZQl_­HwMYA

[Tangee2002]

The anti-Kennedys are just pissed that people don't treat him like a murderer, maybe because he didn't commit murder..Leaving someone that you think is already dead may be abhorrent but it's not murder..an accident is not murder (good thing for Laura Bush, too)..It's manslaughter at the worst, and apparently manslaughter is forgiveable..Bush 41 thinks so, he gave Teddy an award for public service in 2003

[dougfromupland]

Tangee2002 == I don't call him a murderer; I call him a killer. If you have actually studied the evidence in the case, she died in an air pocket in six feet of water. He waited 9 hours to report it to the authorities. He tried to convince Joe Gargan and Paul Markham to help him lie --- "Why couldn't Mary Jo have been driving the car? Why couldn't she have let me off, and driven to the ferry herself and made a wrong turn?" Yes, it's manslaughter; but he never paid a price.

[thespotteddog]

This piece of human debris has been my senator for 45 years. Thanks for posting.

[homeopt]

get over it. kennedy probably had a bump on his head. he did nothing wrong. why was that girl in a car with him

[joserivera409]

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[ltpgn]

You guys should read "the conspiracy to destroy a dynasty" by Matthew Smith. Also kinda hard for any relatives of the Kopechne family should they ever stumble cross this vid dont ya think?

[dougfromupland]

Oh, I don't know. Perhaps it was a kinda hard for any of the relatives of the Kipechne family to hear on the news when that the drunken slug drove off a bridge, ran away, left Mary Jo to die in an air pocket in six feet of water, paid off the family, and never did a day in jail.

[mpochta]

ideas for future-TK lifting a illegal on a American taxpayers back with a TV in the background showing a "Open Border" sign.

[mas44546]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Dean Wormer

[b2c3d4]

Didn't he (or his handlers) prevent an autopsy from being performed on the girl?

[briot2007]

errah, I made drowning cool again:)

[andrelebaron]

Ted also got funding to South Vietnam reduced in 74 and guaranteed their defeat the following year.

[sweetstufe]

think aboutthis : ted kennedy, laura bush what do they got in common ? Now think of this : why did Kennedys Jfk &robert have in common ?what are politicians & rich MEN=companies&money &power?

[dougfromupland]

Think about this. A coward left a girl to die to save his political *ss. She would have been easily saved and not run out of air had he sought help. He then paid off the family. Maybe some Kennedy sick-o-fants would think differently if Kennedy had done that to someone in their family.

[TEBON]

kudos, as a masshole. .. who wonders why we keep re-electing the murderer-- I hope he has a painful death when it does come.

[jerahmayah]

Oh yeah, IN YOUR FACE! LOL. Nice try though.

[mikezz5]

the people who vote for him make me sick!!

[jerahmayah]

Im not convinced. That is a smoke screen for your attempt to make democrats look bad. I also sense cruelty and jealousy in your descriptions and responses of SENATOR Ted KENNEDY. You are a sadist with cause.

[ZePHANT0M]

Nobody has to make Democrats look bad. They do that themselves. Here is a question for you - how many members of the US senate committed DUI and Manslaughter and were not even charged for their crime?

Just one that I know of.

[jerahmayah]

Yeah, GOOD POINT. ONLY TED. Other politicians who have faced embarrassment on that scale either kill themselves or resign. Lets see you screw up in front of the whole world and see if you have the BALLS to continue with your work.

[Micaiah2004]

Jerahrahrahrah, demonRATS make themselves look bad and pathetic!!!! videos like this just postulate the obvious to idiot demonRATs that keep voting for their own crooked, corrupt kind into office....that's why demonRATs are not just crooked, corrupt, but also sick.

[dougfromupland]

Micaiah - I think you are actually being too kind to the Dems. I know of no red state that would re-elect a senator who killed someone, actually running away and leaving that person to die. I know of no red state that would elect a mayor who was seen using crack cocaine on tape with a hooker. They are pathethic people without character or values.

[jerahmayah]

This is SO about Republican vs. Democrat. Nice try.

[dougfromupland]

Nice try? Actually, party doesn't matter. It is a shame that Vietnam war hero Duke Cunningham violated the law. He is in jail where he belongs. He would not get my vote. Leaving a young woman to die and paying off her parents doesn't seem to me to be a partisan issue.

[whiteyowen]

You don't give people much credit. Maybe you should be a politician!

[Tangee2002]

The people of Mass. aren't Maryjo's relatives, they're VOTERS, it's just not as intense a relationship, too bad...As for reminding people about Kennedy, I think they've been reminded for 37 years now, and it's not having much effect..YouTube may be new and fresh, but I don't see this tired old message generating much new outrage

[RAQDES]

he is a disgrace

[Tangee2002]

If they wanted one, they could elect one...If they've forgiven Teddy and moved on, that's their business...He's their senator...I've noticed people who can't even name their own senator or congressman are obssessed with him....

[dougfromupland]

Of course they are allowed to forgive the lifeguard. And because he left an innocent girl to die horribly in an air pocket because he ran away like a coward, I am allowed to mock him and remind people of the scumbag he is. Maybe it would matter to you if Mary Jo had been your mom or your sister or you daugher. She should not have died that night. Ted is the reason.

[Tangee2002]

He's won every Senate race since 1962, Chappaquiddick and all... just how sorry are Republicans if the people prefer Teddy

[dougfromupland]

Just how sick are the people in Massachusetts? If they want to elect a Democrat, that is their choice. But why a coward of a man who ran away and let a girl die. Does the entire state of Massachusetts not have a decent Democrat who could serve in the Senate?

[aTellerOfTruths]

And don't forget that Uncle Teddy made 14 telephone calls to lawyers who kept demanding that he report the 'incident.' This is proof that Mary Jo's murder was no accident.

[goldtoad55]

Ted Kennedy. The Hero of Chappaquiddick.

[wargeb]

Furthermore, you friggin idiot, there are approximately 115 auto fatalities a day in the U.S.

How many do you suppose include someone who flips his car off a bridge and leaves the occupant alone to die, where they fail in concocting a convincing alibi so they report the accident the next day?

How many, jerkface.

Yes, I am angry. Can you tell?

[dougfromupland]

A very reasoned response to the Kennedy sick-o-fant idiot.

[wargeb]

zzzy comment is about as misinformed, illogical, and moronic as they come - on multiple levels.

a: Laura Welch was 17 at the time.

b: It was an unfortunate accident.

c: She wasn't and isn't an elected official.

d:She didn't attempt to cover-up the accident.

Shall I go on, or do you get the point that your a partisan hack apologist and should be haunted by the ghost of Mary Jo.

[hulabird61]

Way to go! Kennedy should have been put in jail for what he did. What a loser.

[capevideo]

LOVE IT!

[willnotfalter]

Keep it up Doug! I'm loving these!

[miskity]

Good job DFU. It amazes me, how the people,knowing what this man did,keep electing him .

[dougfromupland]

miskity -- I guess it shows the difference between the parties. We wanted Foley gone right away. Had he switched parties, they might have pushed for him to get the VP spot under Hillary.

[Zzzy]

Yeah, it isn't like the First Lady killed HER boyfriend in a car accident....wait a second....

[fcfecteau1231]

not exactly there pal -- you guys kept him around for years, hid his behavior and covered it all up because he was such a good fundraiser. actually, worse yet, you warned the republican page coordinator but not the democratic one.

[maddiemod]

LOVED it!! Unfortunately it's all too accurate...

[jewy]

One of the stupidest things I have ever seen.

[dougfromupland]

To: jewy. Patrick, are you out of rehab? The apple didn't fall far from the tree, did it?

[joelelah1]

DFU has entered a new world...and will continue to impress. 'Rats won't like his work, of course, but that makes it all the more fun.