Dirty Garry - GMOD 10 Roleplay satire (PART 1 OF 2)

[nflbandi]

What's the map's name?

[MrMcFluffenstien]

Don't call me a faggot, but people have been saying mingebag but don't tell me what it means, pleeze respond

[GrawrawrLPs]

@MrMcFluffenstien

Basically someone who ruins someones fun in garrysmod. Kinda like a greifer

[MrMcFluffenstien]

@GrawrawrLPs oh thnx, wow i reread my sentence and now it doesnt make sense, damn that auto spell check

[glopydop]

This, Is Darkrp. Darkrp is for minges, And losers. Serious rp is were its at.

[theTF2sniper]

@glopydop c45 serious rp is the shit

[Anonymousnonexistent]

Xanatos, you seem to have made me giggle and laugh and occasionally piss myself when I use the I-Pad to see your videos in the toilet. I seem to say that you know what's in everyone's mind and know how to make people laugh. You have turned out to be and have been the greatest machinima-making badass person I have ever met.

[LTUReborned]

Lmfao, if like serious rp go to OCRP :) Nice videos ,Keep on like that. Would be awesome if all admins would be like that in rp.

[LTUReborned]

Lmfao, if like serious rp go to OCRP :) Nice videos ,Keep on like that.

[lowbridge11]

Lol L337 has been banned (Reason: you eat doritos and lie about everyone having a terminal illness) ... awesomeness rate up if you agree

[machinimafan201]

BARNEY CALHOUN!!!!!

[chebrofan]

0:57 song please

[ozzernator]

how did u record this?

[und3rgr0und666]

DEATH TO THE MINGEBAGS!!!! BANZAI!!!

[ThePinkMamaLuigi]

Why didn't he ban him when he had the chance?

[pluskendall98]

IN BIG LETTERS

[TheGamesish]

haha niiiice video.i love it :D

[Directorman909]

Just fucking awesome.

[Commanderlego]

GMOD ROLEPLAY RULES!!!!

[Gamemodhelper]

lol ! :D

[ApocDevTeam]

God these videos are so incredibly funny, GMOD is the best creation ever.

[6xHxAxRxDxYx9]

how do u do that?

[Gerardo203]

fucking gmod i try to buy it but it needs to have hl2

[maasterofdx]

seriously pause and read what it says when he bans someone XD so funny

[agaddz]

WTF....what a crap!!!

[IMN666]

LMAO!!!! IN BIG LETTERS

[vaultboy101101]

how do i get gmod?

[robotman5]

you buy it

[vaultboy101101]

yeaah how

[iVegetablePirate]

off the steam websight, u search garrys mod 10(or sum number, probably 10 or 11) and u buy it using like vesa or paypal for 10$, but you NEED a steam account first

[rooonnny00]

"Mayor it burns when i pee" aaand he´s banned xD i laughed so hard at that

[Gigaspine7]

I like all the chaos that goes on in the background in some of your movies.

[Dirioctovarius]

Whilem Scream!!!

[plyea]

u are creating nice and funny videos :D

[kingarthur0407]

i think dat jimmy nooooooooo!!! is from killing spree

[omri1123]

note 1:38 father gregory burning the stuff and look beahind at 1:48 his on fire his saiyng ``ah help me!!`` lollololololololol

[shelteredanimal]

Also the mayor should be breen not gman

[shelteredanimal]

Is this back when darkRP had barney as the police chief? In the newest one it's a nova prospekt guard. And still considering this is darkRP, why would the minge be a medic?

[SuperRIDDE5]

what is Gmod roleplay exactly?

[AdanRyder]

It's roleplay..On Gmod.

[boddythenachokid]

Gmod is hard to make an action "film" on. You did a good job.

[bobfeity]

make a number 3

[TheCapy]

Do you not respawn in RP? or do you lose the money you have gathered?

Also, what is the origin of the word "Mingebag?"

[WDWTProduction]

ooooooooooooooooook

in rp you don't lose anything when you die just your wep. and Mingebag are noobs on Garry'smod that don't know how to play the game and go around spawning props and crashing severs and killing people for no reasons if you want to know more just ask

[matto95]

Mingebags are people that spam items and crash severs

[DottosenDk]

ask hotforwords

[chinhuhua]

You respawn in RP, you keep the money if you die or leave (some servers have a mugging thing but most dont).

[firewurker]

jsXanatos my Steam ID is warimono add me cause i only play offline

[spymaster710]

good movie awesome

[tgv66]

hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah­ha!

[adi80athlete]

L337 has been banned (Reason: you eat doritos and lie to everyone about having temanal illness) lol pause at 1:31 and you'll see that

[Hoboman667]

pause at 2:04 and you get another random message...

[adi80athlete]

hahaha lol ty

[deasaltydog]

forget that do 3:16 that message is true to me

[Castalex1992]

yay Clint Eastwood FTW!

[soldier4144]

Wow nice job man! Very Coordinated! 5/5!

[thebomb182]

what was the map on the start of the roleplay

[somedude4625]

i like the servers were you act like its a normal day they do that on gta sa-mp

[Zonale99]

I LOVE YOU :D

[siGGel337en]

bullets my only weakness!!how did you know:(!!

[Moneymunkie]

Mr Mayor it burns when I pee. LMAO!!!!

[Folkshack]

Xanatos i love you!

[creatorin12]

no ofense but if your nota girl that sounded kind of gay

[DundehrAxehl]

Please STFU.

[Folkshack]

Roleplaying is gay...

[jsXanatos]

..as made evident by the video

[MrMcFluffenstien]

@Folkshack ur gay

[svircheto]

wow!Very nice movie!Respect!But,how do you make their faces move so realistic?

[weses2]

Man I still love watching this

[WigidyWigidyWah]

you stole this from xanatos

[jsXanatos]

LOL i am xanatos

[armyman527]

@jsXanatos Omg Xanatos you stole this video from yourself, as of what he is implying

[Anonymousnonexistent]

@jsXanatos

Next time, say you're his father.

[LeevuskaRakastaa]

@WigidyWigidyWah HAhAA! LMAO! ROFL! soo fucking funny. thx for getting me laugh. :D

[ianswart13]

@WigidyWigidyWah You are fucking dumb

[daude111]

My ribs, my spleen!!!! LMAO!!!

[killerniko7]

lolololol good movie

[mariomario394]

best gmod movie ever!

[Paulmega]

How can you move a guy his mouth so clean and nice, do you have to download something for that? (Sorry for bad English)

[onemancomedy]

best quotes

"major it burns when i pee"! (banned no icewolrd is not an rp map)

(rifel shoots) "ah bullets my only weakness howd you know!"

WAIT don't shoot him! uh FIRE!!

hahaha yeah awesome

[Denholm321]

slow start but it picked up very good

[MGS2guy]

Aaaah! bullets are my only weelness! lol

[MenteR06]

Alright we don't want any more Mingebags on this server, he needs to be found and put down.

*CHOOOM* Ahhhh!

[fortwars]

player has just been banned. reason: losing 1k smart points XD

[445chris]

"mr.mayer it burns when i pee"

ROFL

[L0rdxyk0n]

"ah bullets my only weekness how'd you know?"

lol

[Snooze2700]

LOL XD ``ìt hurts when i pee`` =)

[gokartspeeder]

is that a maglite

[captintayto]

it hurts when i pee

[captintayto]

Mr Mayor it hurts when i pay lmao

[gamesalot]

dont ya just love gmod

[TDAKOY]

I have G-mod 7v2 is that an old version? oh and do you need half life 2 for G-mod 10?

[TheNaughtyPants]

Hahaha that was fuckin brilliant!

[JamesHardt]

May i ask because i have seen this word in many gmod movies but what is "Mingebag"?

Im getting orangebox on pc and gmod 10 soon a cant w8! even tho i already have orange box on 360

[AnonNuce]

Mingebag used to be what your in-game name would appear as if you had just got Gmod and not changed it. It means the same thing as noob, but is only applied to Garrys Mod.

[PurpleStorm8]

Wait if mingebag does mean noob then this video lie's about the sniper being a mingebag because he stalks players from rooftops, managed to the cop while in combat and seems to know the layout

[fathergregory]

A Mingebag is what you are.

[coolberri]

how can you do that like make barney movie and talk like that

[Noobmuncher]

ITS CALLED FACEPOSER YOU NOOB.

[weses2]

Ah, the good old Gmod RP days...

[halflife9000]

How do i get words in GMod (I'm new to GMod

[UFNightWolf]

what is this map?,

[TheGreatPervo]

the one in the begining is RP_Hometown-1999

[morroida9966]

hahahaha dirty harry awsome

[rayfan9876]

GARRY dude! :D

[ACrocker6789]

rotflmao hilarious

[CWHeadShot]

hahahaha! again, its well funny and awesome, deserves a 5/5 :)

[CWHeadShot]

thats well good :D

[someguy503]

Maybe its couldz be hugs tiems now plz?

[KrispyTheAlmighty]

"Argh! Bullets! My only weakness, how'd you know?!"

lmfao

[Boviking]

¨This better be important...Ok, what is it?¨

¨Mister mayor, it burns when i pee¨

*Banned*

[jumaunji]

oh and dont have any problem with case like the one in omg city lol

[nightfallstudios]

how du u make videos?

[Zorakrulez]

1:31 "L337 has been banned (Reason: you eat Doritos and lie to everyone about having a terminal illness)"

[524336]

i hate rp.

my parents never even gat a devoice.

lol!!!

[kingnarutorule]

im pro at rp !

and you just cant not love Dirty Garry's vid !

or else ur a mingebag xD

[Darkfire63645]

"wait dont kill him....."

"FIRE!!"

*BOOM*

[fish43547]

wat do i need for gmod to work i know i need half life 2 now wat please help

[Killazaa]

I wonder if Garry plays Gmod online? Has anyone ever seen someone with the name garry. Lower case-just garry?

[jsXanatos]

saw him in the janus-syndicate server (back when we had one) when garrysmod 10 first came out.

[Nintendo216]

why dont you have a server anymore? btw thats cool =D

[NFSKing]

You know what i tried today in EP2?

Feed a barnacle with a poison headcrab. Both died.

[stickers11]

wait...dont kill him...FIRE...BANG BANG BAGN ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

XD

[xXxSevenfoldxXx]

lol brill

[Lamarfin]

Funny video!!! xD

[DavidOrtiz246]

Why is it that the top of the mayor's office is such a hotspot for mingebag snipers?

[dsgaa]

"get lost mingebag" xD

[dragoncraz]

pwnage lol

[DavidOrtiz246]

Mr. Mayor, it burns when I pee!

jANUS has been banned (Reason: No, Iceworld is not an RP map)

LOL

[Fireb1rd098]

jANUS has been banned (Reason: No, iceworld is not a RP map) hahaha

[nfsOrange]

Garry is awsome ! He is the best !

[Raizo886]

L337 has been banned (Reason: you eat Doritos and lie to everyone about having a terminal illness lol good one xD

[bdl6969]

lol in rp what would cops do if there wasnt minges i myself am an RP Murderer

[EclipDgg]

right

[NERD12963]

mingebags are essentially noobs right

[Raizo886]

yes kinda.. but mingebags are like the most FOOLISH noobs on earth... noobs in CSS may know how to kill but are not good at it. but in gmod the mingebags dont know how to roleplay, build, pose or do wiremod. joust examples

[TravisBatos]

i remember going in an RP room and i got banned because i was an rp noob. the only thing you could do was watch people pick up so i complained about it. i thought rp servers had you be able to do more stuff but i guess it's basically habbo hotel. pools closed

[tyranttode]

lol love the banning stick.

[KennyMcCormick1942]

lol counterstrife its counterstrike

[Meanderthal17]

they put that there on purpose...

[jsXanatos]

lol

[pandaseatnoodles]

rofl at 1:50 he runs up the stairs then falls over the balcony..

[kingnarutorule]

i loved it!!

[carter551]

OMG LOL

*dies*

[tyuiox]

LOL "garry and the mayor have cancer""I BAN THE BASTARDS" ROFL!

[konohanaruto2]

this is one mean admin lol...

[konohanaruto2]

x23 has been baned (reason: for losing 1ksmart point in one game)

wow that dumb...

[DaREDrobberZ]

how do u aim sight?

[NFSKing]

L337 has been banned (Reason: you eat Doritos and lie to everyone about having a terminal illness.)

X23 has been banned (Reason: For losing 1K smart points in one game.)

Admin has cleaned up all prop spam (This isn't the supermarket!)

jANUS has been banned (Reason: No, Iceword is NOT an RP map.)

[ragdollpwner]

"carry in the mayer of cancer!!" XD

[NFSKing]

Quite a parody of dirty harry

[Bodolecp]

umm will u explain teh Rp to me? Banning? and.. well im just confused? plz explain

[dudevizz]

rp roleplaying and its just a joke u only get banned if ur a asshole or if the admin is a abuser there propblem solved

[NFSKing]

So i don't need to worry about getting banned, right?

[jsXanatos]

no...I MEAN YES!!! >:O MUAHAHAahaha

[dudevizz]

... just chill

[jsXanatos]

I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS!!!!!

[MccThrane]

Did you use Npc and control npc menu to make them movie while they open theyre mouth? i really want the npc control menu so i can make them talk and stuff...

[blambajam111]

hay isxanatos will you ever make another dirty garry first one ruled.

[supashadow1]

HE DIDNT MAKE THIS DUMBFUCKS

[jsXanatos]

yes....i did. this is xanatos. what makes you think otherwise?

[1HeadShot15]

realy cool but can somone tell me how to make i avatar work PLZ but yeah very cool good idea

[1HeadShot15]

dude thats cool

[dean979]

how you do all these stuff?

[Aranica]

Admin: Hello Mr. Mayor. This guy wants to ask you something.

Mayor:Ok, It'd better be important.

Mayor: What is it?

That one guy: Mr. Mayor, it burns when I pee!

*JANUS has been been banned (Reason: No, Iceworld is not an RP map)*

LOL! THIS IS SO FUNNY! 5 Starring this.

[thebomb182]

wait a minute how did you get the mouth movin

[Aranica]

Face Poser, part of Half-life 2 SDK.

[Senokai]

LOL

[Nurdbot]

Hehe, 3rd bloody time I had to re-add this. Good work guys. Again.

[deltaforcescope]

"Banned for eating dorritos and lying to everyone about having a terminal illness", ahh goodtimes at gmodcentral.

[ATGOD]

ROFl 5/5 rp exp

[ATGOD]

i ment 5rp points out of 5

[dalek22]

lol that was really funny 5/5 mate

[theROFLpanda]

Bullets my only weakness! how did you know

[SsGpwN]

great