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  • Balls balls balls balls balls of steal

  • Descrption: "Man this guys got nuts"......... Not any fucking more.

  • i dint laugh

  • thumbs up if you check around you afters he put the scorpion down his pants

  • Now... Imagine if he screwed up..

  • 00:43

    Black Guy: This motha fucka lost his mind.

    White Guy: I hope he stabs himself in the face.

    Black Chick:This is too fucked up to watch.

  • @haggardjf lololol

  • I love how he says attempt so much~

  • A scorpion cant hurt you unless it has "warmed up"

  • I was fine with this until he brought in the animals.

  • @jibberjabber098 I wonder if afterwards they had to like put up a disclaimer, "this scorpian was not hurt during the filming of this episode."

  • I laughed

  • Scorpion un your pants... Why not some racy knock knock jokes instead?

  • what did he win?

  • This is not comedy...

    This is not juggling...

    This is STUPIDITY!!!

  • @CourtneyElmy NO, THIS IS PATRICK!

  • this guys a bit of an idiot but well done anyways

  • i thought that he would maybe stick his head so maybe the video would of stoped before he did it

  • thats not comedy thats a circus act....bad ass but not comedy

  • at 0:55 did that lady freak out because of the scorpion or the fact that he said black? :P

  • @tarantulaguy654 dud e r u for real man

  • this guy got balls. who cares if he stick a scorpion near couple of them.

  • the scorpion died after this show. Autopsy revealed the cause of death was fish chlorine.

  • Audience: ooooo ahhhhhh noooooo!! *CLAPS*

  • Idc if he really stuck a scorpion by his balls or dick, the man is freaking funny as shit!

  • something tells me there is a bag he put the scorpian in...

  • Mother Fucker!!

  • No offense, this is entertaining, but what a dumbass!

  • this comediean's like

    "Death? Come at me, bro."

  • why girls AAALLLWAYS have to scream?? wtf

  • @iuriSalvador just by reading ur comment i can tell buddy u dont got game with the ladies? im so sorry

  • @LivingTheNerdLife ??? ¬¬

  • @iuriSalvador what he's trying to say is you don't get laid. Girls scream in bed.

  • @fsuchino scream in bed is one thing and scream for nothing is another thing.

  • lol i doubt he doesnt have protection under there...

  • Fuck the guy he looks like he doesnt shave. Poor scorpion

  • hhah why did he have to stick the scorpion down his pants?

  • Crazy bastard. Fucking hell, it was dangerous with the bowling ball, the the fire, then the knives, then, a scorpion. WTF did he do in his childhood?

  • DAD?!?!?!!?!?

  • what an insane fucker he is...but it's quite entertaining

  • maybe cools his crotch with ice and the scorpion too

  • 1:41 it looks like it pricked him

    the show must go on

  • dirty scorpion fucker

    poor scorpion\

  • you can tell he was professional by the way he was handling himself

  • My dolphin did that.

  • ... This dude either got massive balls or the scorpion already pinched them off during practise

  • PIers is like whatever isnt amzing but good, just good

  • holy shnowzersssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I actually have a headache from being nervous for this guy....he well did an outstanding job....i dare someone to top that...

  • Piers Morgan sits through it like he's seen it all before.

  • i tot he was gonna toss it behind the back ?

  • Dude this guy is good, but what the fuck. A scorpion on the DICK!? that's overkill!!

  • Fucking humans.

  • what a idiot

  • why put a scorpian alive one

  • anybody else besides me laughing their asses off?

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  • @shroomonkeybutt LOLur a faggot n ur not funny.

  • damn thatws crazy

  • more danger for the scorpion :P

  • Smack that.

  • That poor scorpion ---

  • hes waring a cup

  • He got no guts anymore

  • 1 still waiting for the funny part 2 that bowlingball stuff is obviously a trick, and a lame one at that 3 the scorpion thing is more animal cruelty then anything else 4 the audience is just plain stupid for acting like he is some sort of fucking hero for this

  • @mdsatan try chucking a bowling ball on your head then.

  • @nanokato you forgot to add: with steak knives and lit on fire XD

  • yes hes white

  • the guy at :28 was thinkin umm ima butt rape dat sexy crazy man yea or maybe 69 him

  • 0:27 would make a great remix

  • that was so bs .. the scorpion passed out on that niggas personal hygene down there... thats y it didnt even sting him and when it came out it was way to far from life by then... poor o poor little scorpion...

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  • 1:22 you can hear a dude yell "go for it". this dude is nuts

  • missed the "comedy" in that

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  • He's got it right it's stupidity. Amazing stupidity. I feel sorry for the scorpion, who recently killed itself.

  • I thought they meant that he was like insane or something, like he'll shoot you if you don't like his jokes sorta dangerous, not a stunt man. BOOOOOORING No I'm just kidding that was pretty cool.

  • now thats how to fuck with a crowd.

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  • omg thats scary but awesome =)

  • o..m...g...I LOVE HIM!!

  • the scorpion and his sack LMAO ))))))))

  • this guy collects welfare

  • If i were him, after i pull out that scorpion i would say

    "Don't worry ladies. It's scared!"

  • bunch of pussies in the crowd too lol

  • only americans wud find this entertaining

  • HOW COULD YOU HATE THIS???

  • Nice performance. Wats the point with the scorpian

  • i was just wacthing the cute scorpian the whole time. lol

  • Emperor Scorpions are not dangerous at all. There sting is less painful than a bee sting and unless you are allergic barely any swelling.

  • Holy mother of bob...that made me sweat :( How crazy do you have to be?

  • The ball is weighted on one side so that when he does the trick, the ball will land on the weighted side, away from the knives and fire

  • I FOUND JESUS

  • WTF what if the skorpion bit him right as he threw up the ball and he stiffens and the knives land right in his face?

  • @sniper947 wholllyyyyyyyyyy hahahahahahaaaahahahaaaaaa man u made me laugh at that one....................wholly u r the world's most dangerous comedian

  • @sniper947 well i guess then snipers just met han

  • WWWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT?????­??????

  • Who the fuck is this guy?!

  • He got through, so where is the other trick?

  • he has balls

  • @CrazyDude6031 Hopefully he still has them.

  • Not if the scorpion was hungry.

  • holy shit he has kahones...

  • fucking shit that wasnt at all dangerous

  • @deadlybangz are you blind?

  • @deadlybangz Nowhere as dangerous as your mickey mouse background. 

  • @deadlybangz quite dangerous. What were you expecting?

  • This is not comedy, this is not juggling, this is stupidity.

    He did it anyway, that guy has balls

  • omg that dumbass is insanely amazing!

  • Where the freak was the scorpion!! lol

  • the steak knives could be plastic and the scorpian probably has a special compartment in his pants where it goes , not that dangerous

  • @roloug95 maybe, but then you still have a bowling ball on fire.. would you still try that?

  • setup...great. trick...meh

  • first i was like this dudes gonna commit suicide on national tv.. turned out better :D

  • WOAH WOAH...Am I the only one who's catching this!? Click at :27 keep clicking. Watch the ball bounce...do you notice something? I sure as hell see the ball not bouncing correctly....He's holding onto it with something. Keep clicking at 27...you'll see it eventually. Bah whata fake.

  • @Kevstar19 Ever droppe a bowling ball it bounces. and if u pay attention the thing u think hes "Holding on to " I s actually the thing hes lighting on fire,

  • @Kevstar19 yes... it floats... his a fake but how did you notice it?

  • @Kevstar19 good call 0:27 ball is weighted so it always lands on the same side

  • OMG

  • WOW that's impressive

  • LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

  • holy shittin fuckin shit that was awesome

  • This isnt funny........

  • he probably dugged da scorpion

  • the scorpion must of been laughing at that thing he calls a "dick"

  • poor scorpion..

  • What the fuck. look at the guy at :28

  • @JusPaintballing wat happens at 0.28 i think im missing something..

  • @JusPaintballing lmfao

  • @JusPaintballing i kno rite?! y was he wearing a chef's hat and why is he smiling at those things?

  • @JusPaintballing  HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @JusPaintballing What? That's a lot of people.

    Bound to be ONE chef around.

  • @JusPaintballing For real haha wtf is he doing lookin like a chef!?

  • this show was so rubbish

  • I have come to the conclusion that he must not have a dick.

  • stick it in the face... :)) u will have 2 heads after !!

    ( the scorpio loved it ... i can bet!)

  • did the scorpion suck his dick too?

  • @kosmosleha LOL. U CRAZY!

  • that took corage

  • What the???? That guy has some sereous courage!!

  • 1:03

    Flippy the magnificent!!!

  • this guy is freakin sycho!!!!! Im watching this while my old man is watching pearl Harbor and he thinks im scraming "No!" to the Japonese army! Lol!! Love this crazy guy

  • i saw him in london

  • i think the best part were the audience's faces rofl

  • hhaha

    this is not Comedy this is not Juggling

    this is stupidity ...

  • 0:27 dam

    0:33 dayum!

    0:42 oh snap!

    0:55 OMG

    0:59 OOOO

    1:02 NIGGA DONT!

  • @ORLYYEARLYNOWAII lmaooo

  • lol, ok I really did laugh out loud when I read that

  • shutup nigger

  • I love how this guy just goes right into it without letting up. The audience were just like "What's going on? WTF? What the? Oh my goodness gracious merciful Lord let's fucking applause for this crazy bastard!"

  • 0:27 wtf is the baker hat for?

  • @thoosejakob149 LMFAO RANDOM CHEF!!!!

  • jesus the funniest part of this video is that baker :D couldnt stop laughing :D

  • What did the judges say to THAT? Obviously tehy couldnt use him for fear of upsetting people but how can you turn a guy taht can do shit like that down AND with his natural patter on stage?

  • Yeah, he got guts, but if he continues like that, he will lose his nuts. xD

  • wow that was crazy but guts :))

  • hahaha round of appplause. Very good.

  • O... my god.. He's crazy..

    Getting a sting from the scorpion could've been instant penis enlargement.

  • awesome!!! brotherrrr do anotha one !!!!

  • this guy is god

  • check my stand up comedy on my page yall. not dangerous but it is funny

  • iwant to know what did the act that followed him do? What could he do after that?

  • he balanced turned lawnmower on his chin while making salad with it by trowing vegetables in it

  • Holy SHIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Great stuff.

  • Later at the hospital they had to surgically remove his penis before the poison reached the rest of his body.

  • @solothyrn lmao

  • @solothyrn LOL

  • @solothyrn ahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!! you are the best

  • @solothyrn I watched this, he did not, i know this man, he is my cousins husband.

  • @ecck2 You know, I swore I was joking and, the fact you claim you know such intimate details about his penis is um....

  • @solothyrn How do you know?

  • @kippew5000 you sir are a tard, it's called a J-O-K-E, go down to your local library and look it up in a dictionary.

  • @kippew5000 It was a headline spoof. I was simply a narrator. Meaning the source of the information was from somewhere else. dur

  • FAR OUT!!! LET"S SEE THE NEXT TRICK.

  • i know its sectret about scorpion, it whas a little bucket in his underwear ^^

  • Lol he said he was a comic! I'm gonna buy every issue of him now, cause he's funny and I wanna read it all! =D

  • black emperor scorpion is poisness! u listen like a 2 year old

  • What kind of underwear is he wearing? xD