Michael Kvamme - Nasty Chick

[YoureSuchADramaQueer]

Damn, he's really bad. Usually I feel bad for unfunny comedians, but this one is just too annoying to feel sorry for.

[Jebus495]

"Give it up for Michael Kvamme!"

*walks off stage*

I'd laugh.

[734sFINEST]

not bad

[crazyjoe152]

i was wondering why he was telling jokes insted of introducing Michael Kvamme.

[Marionet64]

Im srry, i really gave him a try, but he didnt even make me giggle, he was trying to hard...jokes are not that funny nothing one can relate 2..

[NightDazeBlaze]

I have always wanted to see this dude perform. Always introduces the comics but never tells a joke. Now that I've seen him he isn't that bad.

[mangeelio]

is his dad Barney?

[sauceykat]

wah wah waaaaaah

[never0ending0faith]

Because this guy is always announcing everyone, i thought he was the face behind the laughing factory

[WHTKosiris]

WHAT THE HELL? THIS MAN STOLE MY NAME?! I am the only Roman Michael Kvamme. That bastard. haha he is not that bad actually.

[NoCigar1991]

It came out a pickle!

[kelly2charmin]

Who introduced him?

[joeyh31]

tough crowd

[hhheartcore]

what's with all the hate?

[glubby33]

i, loved. it. & ima girl lol

[pxoxest84]

terrible

[mondezdurden]

Not good at all.

[chamblizi]

Hey You Coming Out Tonight?

I'M NOT gay! they put the hole in the wrong side ~,~...

Peter Griffin Thanks For Coming

[hamsterpoop]

wow this guy sucks balls...

[SergeCWazukie]

no...

[651TARIK612]

i really dont see why so many ppl are hating on this

[CrackThoseClaws]

He just has to scrap out the bad ones.

[IAmGodOfWar3]

fuck that bike yaaaaaaaa XD sorry officer

[SpiritCrusher47]

'secret to comedy'

can't be, that was shite.

[Squallwut]

I think most dislikes came from women o.o

Cause this isn't bad at all

[erikneoland]

@Squallwut after watching louie ck and doug stanhope this guys kinda boring

[Tehyamz]

He wasn't that bad, gotta give him credit for just going for it.

[VictorNightengale]

Boo

[kelly2charmin]

Who introduced him?

[EFTGym]

i dont like to dislike comics because everyone has their own style and audience... but wow... not good, not good at all. Stick to bringing comics out...

[Sputnik741]

0/10000

[mrshimshon]

Not funny



[squeezeslemons]

Oh stop hating, none of you could do better.

[trillfire]

lmao!!! that shit was funny it came out a pickle lol

[zehredness]

@trillfire hahaha omg that grossed me out way bad. Therefore it was funny.

[dsv519]

tell me again what the secret to comedy is...

i dont think you know it

[Blueglassgirl123]

He's lucky he's cute.

[PeachiePeachNY]

He was off

[mrfrank1010]

this is hilarious fuck yal

[wowplayza]

he's not very good.

[totallymageful]

What are you guys talking about this guy is great, definitely better then what any of us can do.

[emmamartini]

you fkin naysayers! let someone have a goddam dream!! i thought the pickle joke was hilarious

[sweatingbullets0933]

i've seen worse on the channel. tough crowd

[rexrox1337]

horrible, just horrible

[vapidmike]

Tough audience in my opinion

[supermigit999]

i think a fresh face or something was saying this it would have a lot less dislikes

[tybrogden75]

This guy was pretty good! It came out a pickle lol

[Supafongboon]

god that was awkward

[hzrdswun]

cmon man this was good... net dummies dont know comedy

[MaliceInMyFantasies]

lol he made funnyordie, that's why half the vids are pfffffft.

[riveradeline]

I actually thought he wasn't half bad.

[EFTGym]

@riveradeline He wasnt HALF bad... He was ALL bad !

[AIRSO97]

family guy jokes



[Rorix9]

that happend to my bike (i wasn't riding it)...it was a 2,000 dollar bike too...fuckers!

[BruteForceFilms]

huuuuhh, huuuuahhh

[MFizzback]

deffinitely some good jokes, sprinkled with some stinkers

[ThinkinAboutSex]

I love nasty girls, bust this hoe was nasty in all the wrong way's

[JCeiver612]

get drunk, this is funny as hell

[ytfmichaelxu]

OK comedic material, but terrible delivery. This guy needs some hard liquor to boost his confidence.

[turtlesarecool99]

Sweet dude.. you get drunk and do Silly Stuff!! WHOA.

[TamiFati]

sorry u r not good at all. it was the longest 3:36 mnt in my youtube life :S

[Brzbrngr]

is this what they call bromedy?

[hotndsexxy]

he is like just not funny at all



[JackHDiamond]

this could be edited into a solid chunk of funny

[M0oTang]

family guy joke killed it.. didnt finish

[UltraVert]

Great, he can open for fuckin Dane Cook.

[knight2k72]

kicked the dog in the what?

[KrustynailsVideo]

the last part made me laugh i gotta admit

[TheVeedubb]

@KrustynailsVideo agreed

[hewenthatway]

bits are funny, others deserve crickets

[alexkamrock]

i didnt know this guy said more than 7 words

[CJBombaYe]

ew

[LesterDaMolester15]

Excuse me miss do you CPR i think my dick is choking * high five* she goes yeah i know CPR. LMFAO!!!

[boredashell44]

ahah slut comes out of them

[DinkyKeyChain]

He's not really telling jokes so much as telling gross personal stories. He should work on his delivery and wording.

[kaosgoblin]

I get a real creepy vibe from this guy.

[TheBigEmonarch]

this vid would have alot more thumbs up if they cut out the fluff and just posted the last min

[xXMaGGoXx]

His Jokes aren't bad. The stuff in between is.

[Dafluffy1]

material is good, he'll get better, rest of you, stop hatin

[chefawkes]

fuckin painful

[moshe1000000]

lmfao, :"it came out a pickle"!!

[TheCodemonster2]

@moshe1000000 hope it was kosher

[moshe1000000]

@TheCodemonster2 lol thats funny because im jewsih XD!

[laxpaint]

This guy sux.

[CANTF33LMYFACE]

C'mon now

[Fa9ooly323]

no offense, but introducing suits him better

[YeeSoest]

this is not a joke: I as a german find it much harder to understand his material (and thus laugh!) when sh!t is beeped out...I understand, why it might be neccessary, but it makes it harder to follow. Will sympathy with the germans be the decisive point for you to stop beeping? I can´t quite believe it will...

[HoolGooner1986]

stop the FUCKING beeping out

this isnt the goddamn kids channel

[dudewhatisthepoint]

I always have a pickle jar ready

[movieaddict19]

Not funny at all, there's a difference between funny and a.d.d

[JL192com]

this man is NOT FUNNY!

[spicmanz]

laugh factory show casing their lack of talent once again, i know once in a while you get the cringe guys in there, do your self a favor and put them on, because this isnt helping you.

[JawheadTV]

omg.that was sooooooo amateur delivery sucks BALLS!!

[faheem1k]

not funny

[brett4360]

meh

[XxMzt4RVLCNRYxX]

he should stick to just hosting..

[1o11h]

boring as fuck. what happend to you guys at laugh factory?

[VoicingTheSounds]

He a big fan of Bill Hicks? For some reason i notice some of that. Why so many thumbs down, folks? Stuff was pretty funny :p

[prolefeedprocessor]

Audience sucked.

[borami22]

LOL..... college humor i guess XD

[RevolutionFilms2010]

It was amusing not so much eh or funny. He'll get better.

[skullbatter]

Meh...

[shivasu12345]

meh

[lithuaniandude222]

umm i don't wan to be rude, but he's bad. i didin't liked him when he was introducing people but not i don't like him even more. His trying too much and he has nooo talent/.

[superoriginalname]

not funny

[glitchnoise]

By the way @ihuntmidgets is a rising comedian on twitter. I suggest everyone follow him, I expect to see him at the laugh factory someday. Very talented guy. I'm @Neskrov.

[glitchnoise]

Kinda all over the place here. Maybe focus your energy on one rather that 10 jokes at the same time. It's kinda hard to catch on it when it's spread all over like this.

[windofthegods]

when girls drink, slut happens

[TheBANDEMIC]

I taught this was pretty funny. Not a 80 or 90 but a 75 not 58 :/

[HoustonWeHaveLiftOff]

eh.

[krewpaul64]

Really? So many dislikes?

I didn't think he was half bad.

[FlipUpCoconutKing]

LOL! Michael Kvamme kills me. This is like his 2nd video.

[TheJONEStv]

The best pick line I've heard was recently on entourage. Guy walks up to group of girls and says, "you girls come together" they say no (this is key) and he responds, "would you like to?"

[PulseWithLife]

@21fretmaster hes not bad. You gotta have a pretty high standard in comics if ya think he is

[PulseWithLife]

pick up line he should of used "did you just fart? cos you blew me away''

[theomarinater]

well... he has good energy -_-

[ziguirayou]

The guy is good, but I'll give a thumbs down for the censorship.

[gooodwoood]

boooo

[TheSydrek]

WTF is this ????!? Censorship in standup ? Get those *beep* beeps out of here

[Nyquirk]

Effin' eh, mutha sneeze shot!

[bakerskate10]

id rather hear a yo mama's joke then this

[vinsanity3510]

well i'm glad that he mentioned he watched family guy cuz thats where he kinda got his last "joke" from...overall i thought it was okk

[prestellad]

@vinsanity3510 That joke's been around since way before Family Guy.

[SoulProvider88]

i bet this guy's a virgin... fuckin fake talk...

[Dtrollmancan]

80 asshats have bikes

[anthacmilan]

This guy was boring.

[bettzeug]

not funny, actually pretty lame

[TheChannelOfDestiny]

why the fuck does this have so many thumbs down i thought it was great!

[awesomeo46]

is this guy usually the one who announces the other comedian. i see why

[Magic4Fun1]

lol the ending was funny

[FiendofDA]

wow he is too funny wow lol i like his stories.

[dwroo]

Finally another Kvamme bit. Been waiting awhile since his frat joke video. This was funny as hell. Thanks for the upload.

[kemosabe619]

YEA SD

[arnieiam]

why is the laugh factory getting soft?

[midnight2526]

this is funny

[MrGuitarable]

66 people have never fucked a nasty girl.

this was funny. quit hatin.

[18yearsofage1]

not trying to ruin the joke but when your choking you dont use CPR you use the heimlich maneuver

[MrBinieam]

That was actually good. 

[Mainman21345]

That was pretty good... what the fuck people

[iSailorBoat]

ehh.....

[7Rafe7]

"and i was like..... nom"

[GKDakota]

A preacher could have gotten more laughs.

[dethwizard]

Sucks. This guy is talking about dog balls. This guy sucks the dog's balls.

[888Lakers888]

Looking at the dislikes I thought it was going to be terrible. I am quite pleased I was proved wrong

[section8solo]

But Will It Blend?

[JaredHasNoBrain]

He's Awesome! haha!!!1

[akson1591]

This was brutal..

[waynestateman]

This was 3mins too long :)

[GreatBlueKnight]

Did he died?

[Martyburp28]

this is only funny if you havent seen family guy and cant realise that all his jokes are stolen from their sketches.

[KemicalPain]

@Martyburp28 i know the jokes you are referring to and either its already a common joke or family guy got it from someone else. i love family guy but this guy didnt take all his jokes from their sketches, he just sucks.

[tonygnargnar]

Alot of professional Stand-up critics on youtube nowadays, ah?

[RicoMunster]

don't want

[HaterHitman]

What is on his shirt?



[tonygnargnar]

A good time. @HaterHitman

[TwoChillDudes]

WTF r u guys smoking, this shit is hillarious

[thrilsekr]

Two Family Guy references in one bit. Yeouch. Write your own material.

[talkaboutbad]

bad

[acidmatar]

i thought the crowd was dead at first ..but, nope , its his sense of humor thats choking

[Imamakemovies]

Mehh.... aswell

[BlackwingDrake]

I wish I could yawn, but my body won't. Yawns that just can't come out are the worst.

[angstyDarko]

yaa if a girl tells you while you two are having sex to put a cucumber into her.. turn and walk out the door in shame because obviously you just cannot satisfy.

[WhatAxBrit]

some of his material here and there is relatively funny, but there's better

[Trippze]

this guy is terrible

[TheBawsee]

ehhh :/

[SantanaEliasJeremy]

Meh...

[ethan1336]

Remember Dave Chapelle?

[HigherPlanes]

@ethan1336 Yes, he's hilarious. Stop talking about him like he's dead. lol

[ethan1336]

@HigherPlanes I'm not, but ok if you say so.

[LauraMocean]

funny:))

[TheLaughFactory]

Message me before 5PM if you would like to see MICHAEL KVAMME, DEAN DELRAY, & BRYAN CALLEN (star of MadTV & MTV's Death Valley) tonight on the FRESH FACES show in Hollywood at 10PM fo' free! (2 drink min & 18+)

[pancho0022]

@TheLaughFactory Hey um 1? when u say 2 drink min do u mean alcoholic bevs or u guys have other stuff for 18y/o lol just wondering.

[ERIKx466]

@pancho0022 nah you can get waters... they're about $8 dollar waters though lol. and they're regular bottle waters for the most part.

[TheLaughFactory]

@ERIKx466 @pancho0022 Yes, if you're under 18 years old, you can purchase water, soda, Red Bull, etc all of which are under $5.

[88niko88]

Michael is good stuff..

[ramirezz101]

incredibly unfunny douche.