What's up with The Matrix background? Slow it down, too many things? THIS IS JOHN KILDUFF, THE MASTER OF MULTITASKING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! COME ON JOHN! BREAK IT DOWN NOW, GRAB A KNEE!
Good job with that exercise. Some of us are too fat to do this, but definitely a good workout. I will write about at tincap*com . Remember to replace the * with a .
This guy should try living in his mothers basement,taking pain killers,surfing for internet porn, and writing dirty novels about his elderly neighbors. I did and a big company hired me.
bernard is a fuckin douche rocket especially in part 3 he keeps cutting off callers even though they weren't cussing and actually making decent remarks what an asshat
"I know how you ladies feel. Juggling careers and having the kids. We can do it all, yah! There you go.. fried egg...there's your damn fried egg sandwich!"
This started off slow, but I found myself really enjoying it. The ending is the absolute best, where he boasts about his multitasking abilities and then splatters egg everywhere and knocks over all the chess pieces.
What's with the Matrix code scrolling in the background around the 1:00 mark?
SandmanCCL 3 weeks ago
this is significantly better than most tv shows. seriously.
robertputneydrake 6 months ago
slow it down slow it down hahaha
druglover200 7 months ago
bernard does need to be permanent, the new characters just don't have it
0perat0r 1 year ago
@0perat0r
bernard is funny as shit , he must stay
TheLozano066 4 months ago
lmao its bobby fischer not eddy. anyone else notice the matrix in the background at some point?
Fand421 1 year ago
this man is an American hero
MrRyanroi 1 year ago
jonh's lost weight!
FGGTZORZ 1 year ago
by far the best
Metaphoreign 1 year ago
I wish he would fall off that at the end.
MisterSynyster 1 year ago
what on earth is this show...?
LinkMyBoy 2 years ago
Don't eat fried egg sandwiches lol!
brownrice1 2 years ago
I guess it's true what they say,
"I could do that + yeah, but you didn't = modern art"
ststafford 2 years ago
i see he supports iran reformists!
thenewrapstyle 2 years ago
What the FUCK!
Rossco9992 2 years ago
so awesome
peterjn6853 3 years ago
I think he meant Bobby Fischer haha.
RobertGoulet298 3 years ago
best one
bhsbfood 3 years ago 6
Sandwich looks good! I'm lovin' it! Is that they ruy lopez maneuver? hahaha
vanness5 3 years ago
That was brilliant.
Questpeace 3 years ago
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LOL. who is that asian dude??? where did he find him? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. best part of the video.
sucramnipp 3 years ago
one of these days he's going to have a heart attack , but hey , at least he's in shape
EWAmember 3 years ago
lol , lets not forget about our painting while playing chess and excerciseing
EWAmember 3 years ago
he always forgets what to call the episode hes doing!
:)!
cookingwithmonkey 3 years ago 2
Bernard was awesome, and like always, Kilduff was awesome. X)
GreatHakuProductions 3 years ago
Dont be tryin to bluff me johnny boy ROFL
dropout02 3 years ago 9
What's up with The Matrix background? Slow it down, too many things? THIS IS JOHN KILDUFF, THE MASTER OF MULTITASKING WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! COME ON JOHN! BREAK IT DOWN NOW, GRAB A KNEE!
ycdtotv2001 3 years ago
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Good job with that exercise. Some of us are too fat to do this, but definitely a good workout. I will write about at tincap*com . Remember to replace the * with a .
suziann01 4 years ago
This guy should try living in his mothers basement,taking pain killers,surfing for internet porn, and writing dirty novels about his elderly neighbors. I did and a big company hired me.
custerslastarrow 4 years ago
that's why you're an idiot working for a company.
mightymyte 4 years ago 3
talk about multitasking!
whiteandnerdy2damax 4 years ago 3
what time does this stuff air on tv?
BUBBLECHALK 4 years ago
@BUBBLECHALK about 5 am in LA
FGGTZORZ 1 year ago
I've seen your paintings on ebay, why not just do those? You seem really good at those when your not trying to do everything all at once.
NordicChill 4 years ago
John, you are bodacious!!!but, do you really think it is fair to have poor Bernard appearing next to your hot self for 90 minutes...??
hopefullyMrsKilduff 4 years ago
I love to cook chess!
Scottthebot 4 years ago 2
He keeps say Eddie Fischer, it's Bobby Fischer.
lilbugz13 4 years ago
lol! favorited
bigfluff73 4 years ago
rules
billzabka 4 years ago
bernard is a fuckin douche rocket especially in part 3 he keeps cutting off callers even though they weren't cussing and actually making decent remarks what an asshat
maddmike666 4 years ago
i hate this guy XD
sopaum349b 4 years ago
Bernard needs to be his permanent co-host of the show!
bbabineau 4 years ago
So good.
fantasydreamtime 4 years ago
"I know how you ladies feel. Juggling careers and having the kids. We can do it all, yah! There you go.. fried egg...there's your damn fried egg sandwich!"
starstrangledbanner 4 years ago
oohh shyyyt. donn be tryinn tah bluff me johhny boy.
CrimsonViper38 4 years ago
"I KNOW HOW YOU LADIES FEEL!"
HAHAHA
Sturmvogel 4 years ago
This is hilarious, as in piss-myself-hilarious.
SergeantK1 4 years ago
How do you bluff at chess?
ensrifraff 4 years ago
My god - this is the show I've always dreamed of. Now if only they had a newsreel at the bottom. I love the blue screen behind everything!!!!
normloman 4 years ago
Don't be trying to bluff me Johnny Boy!
This guy is my hero.
j5356972 4 years ago
fuck yes
thispooiscold 4 years ago
I wonder if this was intended to be funny, because it's amazingly terrible :D
heisanevilgenius 4 years ago
THERES YOUR DAMN FRIED EGG SANDWICH!
B1GgP3tE 4 years ago
This is performance art, right?
ensrifraff 4 years ago
ROFL good god man, stay off the crystal meth.
StagnantObserver 4 years ago
He isn't doing very well at any of that stuff.
bendystr4w 4 years ago
i wonder why...
dimcoin 4 years ago
If I find a $20, I'm totally buying a t shirt.
theswampsquirrel 4 years ago
LMFAO!
Friscom99 4 years ago
"son of a BITCH!"
ColPicklejar 4 years ago
ENERGY LEGS!
veltro75 4 years ago
This started off slow, but I found myself really enjoying it. The ending is the absolute best, where he boasts about his multitasking abilities and then splatters egg everywhere and knocks over all the chess pieces.
DispariScuro 4 years ago
this is excellent!
dimcoin 4 years ago
We are just igniting the canvas.
This show is epic.
sickbrain 4 years ago
multasking is for winners!
laughingwarlock 4 years ago
WTF, why is he playing chess with a retarded mexican????
Felcreth 4 years ago
OMG I can't catch my breath I'm laffin' so hard!!
dlnorton3001 4 years ago
I love that his chess opponent is worked up about bluffing.
WalterTurnpike 4 years ago
omfg when and what channel does this air? I have to see this live man this is the fucken best shit ever.
noobguitarist1231231 4 years ago
JOhn we will never know what you sound like in a conversation where you arent out of breath! ahhahahahah
sasukenebe100 4 years ago
Can I call you right away on the show? Is it live? LOL!
LadyGhoulita 4 years ago
YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE THE MAN!!!!
spydyrman420 4 years ago
"Eddie" Fischer LOL
wardlemike 4 years ago
"Were bound to get a couple calls like that."
Man, I'm just laughing too hard....
DarkestElite 4 years ago
Best show EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
patrunk 4 years ago
i can't believe my eyes!
raeart 4 years ago
ROFLCAKES
dp85 4 years ago
LOL ...
ARL0K 4 years ago
WE CAN DO IT ALL!
PeterxPeterxPeter 4 years ago
he's the man
MikaelFL 5 years ago
aaaaayes
aaasamaaa 5 years ago
Where's the suit? Great show though... like to see John cursin' and stuff. :)
nolageek 5 years ago
dont be trying to bluff me johnny boy
fenwyfrnk 5 years ago
This rules! I think you need to try Let's Paint, Exercise, Cook, and Perform Open Heart Surgery TV!
markd222 5 years ago
John you rock and stroll
depena 5 years ago
BRILLIANT! So glad that this man's doing what he's doing. He is an inspiration to us all. Keep them coming.
binaryspider 5 years ago