Breaking Bad - The Stupid Bitch Version

[GenDext3r]

Best BITCH at 1:36

[Isqaiter]

yo you ain't seeing the basement bitch.

[MrDerpgasm]

"TOE CHEESE AND DRY CLEANING"

toe cheese?

[ace9846]

plural BITCH

[gears5336]

bitch

[iPriestHolmes]

Yo 7 Dislikes, you typed this shit in... what where you expecting? BITCH!!

[CaliforniaVolante]

7 bitches.

[jeremiah160]

so roll me further, bitch!

[Slitherman025]

( opens door comes out of the basement)..Yo, you aint seein the basement Biitchh!!!...... Best part!!!

[TheLatinProdigy]

Hey, I pay pay my rent, bitch, all right? I got CIVIL RIGHTS!

[mjstbnsn]

I wonder when Mr Paul dies, many years from now will his tombstone say Rest In Peace BITCH?

[CaptainPommby]

Chemistry BITCH!

[mikevit92]

@deeagnol

[sexykat426]

Nice, love this show, Now-- wheres my season 4 on netflix, BITCH!

[ellyrox1816]

lol press 3 :)

sums up the whole video

[deeagnol]

lmaao i swear most of the time he says betch

[Astat18]

Where is my season bitch?!

[ibrahimus1]

Gatorade me bitch!

[hiwanoful]

jesse is really hot!!

so glad they diddnt kill him off in season one :)

[moevanbuuren]

Nice work, Bitch !!

[calebstoffel87]

Press 4 to hear Jesse Pinkman's favorite word.

[KDoran709]

hahaahaahaahah

[wowbobwow37]

LOL!! Fantastic compilation, bitch.

[redzer06]

the counter, bitch

[reachingsumwhere]

Yo, Gatorade me, bitch!

[inthernot]

It gets funnier every time he says it. :D

[MyCavana]

"So role my further,bitch" EPIC

[runerage202]

@MyCavana that part i almost died lol

[Keifhendrix]

So roll me further, bitch.

[drchoc22]

You ain't seein' the basement, BITCH! Comedy gold.

[9Hansi3]

seventh dislike was Walt himself after their fight in 4x10 :p

[VTECHtheDJ]

Pinkman should do a remix of Rack City... Bitch.

[DJRiskamuerte]

@VTECHtheDJ haha i made and am djing an event called breaking bad on friday, i dont have time to make a proper remix but imma prob add pinkman soundbytes to go with that song lol

[ZOMGWTFYAY]

"Hey, I paid my rent bitch. I got civil rights!"

[satelliteanth3m]

This makes me want to start using the word "bitch" a lot more..

[mikeuk8]

"YEAH... YEAH THIS IS GONNA HELP BIG TIME WITH THAT BITCH!"

[JHawthorneHouse]

My favorite parts are 1:08 and 2:45. Best "bitch' moments I'll never forget.

[mikeuk8]

@JHawthorneHouse Best parts... only other part i'd add would be "WELL ROLL ME FURTHER BITCH!"

[factotumnate]

@mikeuk8 It's actually there dude, towards the end.

[redzer06]

that episode were jesse drains the battery and they get stuck I thought was the funniest episode of them all, watched it really baked and jesse just kept fucking up.

[CJ33D]

YO!.........b***!

[VagrantWatcher213]

"Sir to smoke you have to be 20 feet away from the hospital."

"So roll me further, bitch."

[DarthMalikify]

3:11 best line in the season

[yanislav16]

Jesse: Hey, WHERE'S MY MONEY, YO.

Some guy: Here, just don't crush my head with an ATM machine.

Jesse: You're welcome, BITCH.

[bigblackracoon]

The best one has to be the one with the keys in the ignition. That pause he took before saying bitch made it sound so awesome and funny!

[DRFNL]

Yo, you ain't seein' the basement BITCH!

[Radiohead4121]

Too his mom "BITCH!" lmfao

[mouse264]

@Trashcansam123 Makes sense... Bitch.

[DRFNL]

Yo.... Gatorade me Bitch

[hiwanoful]

sir i you would like to smoke you need to be a nother 20 feet from the door,

so role me verder bitch....

love jesse <33

[sarahkinzz]

I gotta say, the most BADASS Jesse Pinkman moment has to be when he goes to the cartel lab in Mexico and tells the scientist how to do his job. "I suggest you stop whining like a little bitch and do what I say."

[Rauchgestein]

@sarahkinzz That was so perfect!

[619heartbreakkid]

I used to say bitch at the end of each sentence, then i took an arrow to the knee! BITCH!

[cabba00]

@619heartbreakkid no, just no

[619heartbreakkid]

@cabba00 I used to deny like you but then i took an arrow to the knee!

[SveNo1]

^^ where's my money? 1:10

[Trashcansam123]

Jesse has a rare disease in which everyone appears to him in the form of a female canine. 

[KK90295]

Why did they change it to "opossum"?

[RedSHARK6]

Jessie, you are an imbecile.

[sarahkinzz]

@RedSHARK6 Yo, you're the imbecile. Jessie is awesome as shit. Bitch.

[W333dm4n]

Speak into the mic bitch

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

kyle

[Bryzenn]

@Mycommentsgethumbsup i thumbs down

[Rapunitskate]

ha i searched on youtube jesse bitch ,i knew i would find a video like this .

[KardTricks]

You missed many other scenes that Jesse says bitch in

[notquiteafembot]

PLURAL, BITCH

[IIIRashidIII]

i love how he answers the phone

"Jo!"

[timcrow420]

tell us again how you got Syphillis grandma J wow, uh huh huh, yeah why not you tell us that story bitch

[UberKrispy]

Florio why do all of your stories have a Youtube link to some dumbshit TV show?

Why is Florio Jr. such a fat, talentless child? Perhaps he was "abused" (cough) as a child? Perhaps by you?

[cigartragic]

@UberKrispy This is the best show on television you tool

[ryanplaysbass182]

Reminds me so much of a young rebellious Eminem

[AndrehNowaski]

GATORADE ME BITCH

[15TheNobodies]

I knew someone made one of these! LOL

[borek92]

I PAY MY RENT, BITCH

[jessicaH5140]

So roll me further bitch haha

[C15H20ClN3O2]

where is the part when jesse says bit ch to the spic cartel chemist

[1moe7]

@C15H20ClN3O2 this was made before season 4

[minimikee]

5 people are bitches

[MrFoley83]

Roll me further - BITCH

[xsweetsillymex]

@Tasidar3 skyrim reference on a breaking bad video fuck yeah

[kingkongwong007]

plural, BITCH!

[than217]

5 people who disliked this: Krazy-8, Tuco, ATM meth chick, Jane's dad, and Gale.

[stewiegriffn]

@than217 At least 3 are definitely dead.....BITCH

[thehalflifedude]

@than217

And Gustavo Fring.

[than217]

@thehalflifedude Well now there's 6 dislikes, so that's Gus. hahaha

[kingali91]

@than217 Might wanna add Gus onto that list...lol

[sbrooks187]

@than217 And now Walter and Jesse's mom.

[phukyu345]

@than217 ahahah

[Neutuality]

@than217

Most of those people are dead, bro. Epic fail.

[Zyt0nsAMV]

@Neutuality I think thats the joke

[Neutuality]

@Zyt0nsAMV

A bad attempt at comedy.

[tasidar3]

i used to be an adventurer but i took an arrow to the knee....BITCH

[LeHitman1]

so Roll me further BITCH!

[ryl417]

I like this video... Bitch.

[Alientank]

Jesse reminds me of "everyday normal guy". Minus the meth thing.

[AcornBurrka]

5 people didnt leave it at the counter

[jww2124]

then roll me further BITCH

[punknatan]

5 people are bitches

[11270traxx]

@kingneptune405 you forgot to add Bitch to the end of your sentence

[manolox70]

Plural, BITCH!

[kingneptune405]

what episode is 0:40 from? someone please help me

[beatle608]

@kingneptune405 the one when they're trying to hide the meth lab in Jesse's basement because they realize that there is an open house going on upstairs.

[kingneptune405]

@beatle608 yes i know that, what is the name of this episode

[kCallisch]

gatorade me BITCH

[chanseyabc]

there needs to be a compilation of all the times pinkman says 'yo'

[MegaChasta]

@W333dm4n speak into to Micheal bitch. I wouldn't even if I knew how to speak into it. It's called a mic not a micheal

[kingofqueens5000]

"You want a wire? I got a wire. Speak into the mic BITCH!"

[AuRevoirTune]

Plural, bitch.

[ImaReader672]

roll me further, bitch!

[ufanisoneetze]

bitch

[amyauthbert2]

this is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed...BITCH

[TheSalisburySteak]

@amyauthbert2 HAHAHAHAHA. Hell yea. That's my favorite one, just above, "roll me further bitch."

[amyauthbert2]

@TheSalisburySteak :)

[Valendros]

@amyauthbert2

Did he miss one?

Wasn't there a "How did you know the bullet holes were there before you removed the tape? Bitch?"

[StiXnSt0neZ]

@amyauthbert2 oh god i was laughing so hard when hes like BITCH

[BB13131313]

... So role me further bitch..

[BB13131313]

This is my own private domicile and I won't be harassed... bitch

[darthpaul123]

"so roll me further bitch."

[W333dm4n]

Cowhouse, bitch!

[ccfulton22]

‎"this is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed . . . bitch."

[jheartsa1]

@ccfulton22 my favourite line!

[W333dm4n]

Speak into the Michael bitch

[1211991450062]

Along with Ben from LOST , Jesse is one of the most frequently beaten-up characters on TV ^_^

[kbhalacy]

Rick James called, he wants his catchphrase back

[jaxl2009]

@kbhalacy Rick is dead. It belongs to Jessie now.

[Pacemaker182]

He's turned into a hard bastard now.

[plateofshrimp]

Yeah bidch

[degenerate315]

why does he pronounce the word Bitch so awkwardly?

[franciscopuyol]

yo gatorade me bitch¡

[MoT359]

1:52 vote it up

[stranglerninja]

LOL!

[MW2player524]

Me and my BF love this thank you!! BITCH

[rosannamarie97]

I love when Jesse says bitch..it's like he's trying so hard to be "tough"...He's actually got a great voice.

[DoctorBeardface]

I hate when Jessie says bitch.

[Maklolm]

That's kafkaesque! BITCH!!!

[saratomas91]

hilarious!! I love Walt's "was that really necessary" face at 2.58.

[dtox12]

so roll me further bitch..

[fiveaeonspast]

chili p yo

[muttatdesk]

hHAHAHAHA by the last one he sounds like harley from epicmealtime

[tomseymour12]

bitch!



[FlyBoyKhi]

2:25 was one of the best.

[FlyBoyKhi]

I thought I was the only one that liked the way he threw in "Bitch"

[Seligsuper]

I think that if they remake Resevoir Dogs, Aaron Paul should play Mr. Pink.

[angel2901]

Dreck? Is that German?

[rsheldon86]

BITCHSHHHH!

[psylover1991]

plural,bitch!

[CstpJC]

Kyle aka chris again brought me here

[FoxyhoundEmployee]

Gatorade me bitch



[CoolerKing37]

Did Jesse get to say "bitch" at all during the 4th season?

[DarkNight915]

haha speak into the mike BITCH !

[MysticDMBherb]

Oh well Heil Hitler Bitch

[mariellenking]

This is a great example at how Jesse evoloved during the series...Bitch! lol

[latinapeacechick]

pig lips and assholes

[spitfireguy123]

GATORADE ME BITCH



[PoonReturns]

You're my free ride... bitch.

[socloseno]

PLURAL BITCH

[axxerr]

BITCH!



[ryancrules623]

Soo roll me further bitch

[o0XxShimmyxX0o]

5 people are bitches!

[sco40]

DBAA..... bitch! 

[JikataFurin]

YOU ARE MY FREE PASS...

btich

[thatrandomderp]

i like that part when he said bitch