I watched 2 of his videos but haven't laughed once. The fake Belarus anthem made Charles laugh for obvious reason, he thinks Brits are superior & East europeans are nuts!
@Dwarvenforce Yes, there sure is something wrong with him, he's not funny :) he's one of those.... .... .... ...heh.........hmmm..... .... ....hehe.. comedians not the Muhahahaha Haaaaaahahahaha kind.
Whilst I have a top comment, might as well plug. Have seen this man live at Sonisphere, where he did a fantastic Metallica cover (no joke) have the video on my chennel, front row =p
someone should lock bill bailey in a dark room for 24 hours and make him listen to the russian anthem its epic where the fuck did he get the idea that eastern european anthems are shit
@afsg2410 watch the rest of it John Cleese gets everyone's name intentionaly wrong, think he introduced Robin Williams as Robbie Williams, shame really as John used to be so funny but i havent found him funny since Fish called Wanda but hell he's John Cleese, i dont think he has to prove anything to anyone anymore
@Caulls The suggestions are based on what users click on or search for after watching this video so it's only natural it should be there. People want to know if it actually sounds that way. :)
@CheesesPeaks2U Alot of this is what he done on his Recorded Tour show he does for xmas every year but just worded a lil different or something changed slightly... once u hear it once its not so funny the 2nd or 3rd time... But i just recently watched his "Cosmic Jam 1995 standup" and he had me in tears i was laughing so much...... Dandillion mind wit the Uod is Priceless
"Slack-jawed luddite pawing ineffectually at the screen like a cat when a mouse comes on the telly" is a perfect description of me at the self-service lane in the grocery store.
Also cleese in a wheelchair looking progressively more injured..... it's a JOKE. A fucking JOKE you morons !! A very very obvious simple funny running JOKE (What the fuck IS wrong with you?)
I can't believe that some people seem to be so moronic that they can't even get the simple joke that Cleese makes over Bailey's name? Other people are here carefully explaining it !!
(If you need an explanation for THAT I suggest you are not ready for this level of comedy yet. (Or possibly ANY level)
Yeah, be proud, british rats. Proud for killing Indians, proud for starving Irish, proud for concentration camps in South Africa. And so on. You'll never wash the blood off your hands, but proud - yes, sure!
@Leodhais I agree with that, but of course that's rather general. There are out there quite a handful of Englishmen who, whether currently alive or dead, have done or are now doing good in the world.
History aside, Bill Bailey is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen, if not THE funniest XD !
@EVILW0LFgirl It is true what you say. And yes, I'm being general - alas, you can't avoid being general while talking poitics. I hope, you will not hold it against me.
What for the other answers... Bunch of sorry teenagers with a butthurt - don't YOU bother replying me the way you did. Use your time for to get an education instead of wasting your time on cursing, which I really don't care about.
@Leodhais Although i agree with you the british have caused alot of misery (im british btw). But Its got to be said weve done more good than harm. i agree we did kill indians but, If we hadnt other countries would have (as indian was a wealth of new reasources not becouse it was some weird duty), It was just a case of we developeded quickly in comparison to others and so used our advantages against them.
@Chillbren Well, that is an eternal discussion. Did the big empires more good than harm? Or the opposite? In this case I'll have to disagree with, for I studied the matter closely.
Spaniards did develope more quickly, than the natives of The New World, but could it justify the actual genocide, the orgy of killing, they spread out across the islands of the Carribean and Mexico? Being stronger is ok, but that carries along the responcibility not to abuse you advantage, otherwise...
@Leodhais ha denmark had an empire too ya know but it was a pefetic one but there is sence in what your saying we brits are not nice people but what you don't get is that we don't whant to be. being a big bad empire is fun
@Leodhais I do agree with your ideas. But sadly this is not an issue about other empires; I’m trying to reason that the British aren’t the evil, genocidal maniacs this man has portrayed them to be. But yes in my opinion having much greater technology than a smaller nation in no excuse to massacre them for resources.
@videogamenostalgia Perhaps you should just grow up? If there weren't so many infantile, brain-dead cretins such as yourself in the country, Bailey wouldn't be on our screens....and The Sun would sell less copies of their proletariat shit-rag.
"unelected scroungers", eh Bill?
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billy bail hahahhahahahhahahahhaha
PureBassO 1 week ago 7
haha I'd love that pink panther theme as National Anthem! xP
yaying404 2 weeks ago
He's always wanted to release a music record this one
kittie479 2 weeks ago
heh, Prince Charles pissing himself at Bill's Belarus gag
Hysteria98 2 weeks ago 12
Man, awesome stuff :D A very nice way to use the keyboard in stand-up!
villevn 3 weeks ago 4
I don't get the popes doorbell joke, can someone please explain it to me?
minermax4444 3 weeks ago
@minermax4444 what's not to get?
LiamBevan94 3 weeks ago
@minermax4444 Sounds like something out of a vampire film... the pope looks like a vampire
wacko031290 3 weeks ago
Nice to see Billy Connolly's National Anthem/Olympics gagged updated.
mikelheron20 3 weeks ago
ROFLYSST
LIBltdProductions 4 weeks ago
ROFLYSST!
marklee17 1 month ago 2
billy bail ???
freddykrugar10 1 month ago
@freddykrugar10 It's a mix up of the beginning of Bill Bailey's name. So; Bill becomes Biley and so forth
MagicaSoul 1 month ago
whose the one sat behind prince harry?
StephenFiorentini 1 month ago
my name is MANNY. :L
memyselfandmusic29 1 month ago
godlike
Rozq87 1 month ago
Is that the bald man with the long hair?
SuperVeez 1 month ago 13
@SuperVeez
your kind of contradicting yourself there arn't you? ;)
razzlerFtM 1 month ago
@razzlerFtM
Dude, that's what Graham Norton called him on the Graham Norton Show :P
SuperVeez 1 month ago
Bill Bailey's hair makes him look like Beetlejuice!
giofortim 1 month ago 4
i sat next to him at a concert
123monkeyflower 1 month ago
Very good indeed.
docholloway530 2 months ago
If there is anything Prince Charles appreciates it is a joke about self-service machines at supermarkets.
theakstonsrock 2 months ago 18
"...surrealist car alarm!" LMAO
Manjushri1970 2 months ago
5:21
Prince Charles?!
Dragon2802 2 months ago
@Dragon2802 This was his birthday concert, so yes. Prince Charles. You'll notice that's Camilla and Harry either side of him, too.
Pepsicolajuice 2 months ago
I watched 2 of his videos but haven't laughed once. The fake Belarus anthem made Charles laugh for obvious reason, he thinks Brits are superior & East europeans are nuts!
Hesam0000 2 months ago
@Hesam0000 If BB cant make u laugh, something's very wrong
Dwarvenforce 2 months ago 3
@Dwarvenforce Yes, there sure is something wrong with him, he's not funny :) he's one of those.... .... .... ...heh.........hmmm..... .... ....hehe.. comedians not the Muhahahaha Haaaaaahahahaha kind.
Hesam0000 2 months ago
I can always count on Bill Bailey to cheer me up :)
eelexa 2 months ago
And now we commit edith's body to the flames, Oh god I was crying
SgtPepper4140 2 months ago 2
Watch when he starts the Belarus joke Charles pretty much doubles over laughing
samthepsycicclam 2 months ago 2
Ok, I'm not an athiest anymore Bill IS god!!! :D
gravygwundud 3 months ago 2
Prince Charles lol at the Belarus national anthem! Can imagine him thinking, 'Lol foreigners!'
craige21 3 months ago 7
I love the Pink Panther theme.
propholian3 3 months ago 3
so english
HereThereAndNowhere 3 months ago
tense with vibratoin levels billy
HereThereAndNowhere 3 months ago
billy bailey is on it ?!
HereThereAndNowhere 3 months ago
I hate benefit scrounging immigrants who get big expensive houses all courtesy of the state!
JD1010101110 3 months ago
Whilst I have a top comment, might as well plug. Have seen this man live at Sonisphere, where he did a fantastic Metallica cover (no joke) have the video on my chennel, front row =p
Caulls 3 months ago
Woooo Billy Bail xD
RectumPilum 3 months ago
He is one of the best comedians I have ever heard do stand up. SImply hilarious. Well done Bill Bailey!
ProtestantsRUs 3 months ago
someone should lock bill bailey in a dark room for 24 hours and make him listen to the russian anthem its epic where the fuck did he get the idea that eastern european anthems are shit
Ps3KILLZYOU 3 months ago
@Ps3KILLZYOU NEWS FLASH: ITS COMEDY....
sandynathan 3 months ago
@Ps3KILLZYOU because russia isnt part of europe.
stuartallford 3 months ago
@stuartallford well... some of it is.
BrokedownBenz 3 months ago
Did John Cleese say "Billy Bail" haha classic mix up
yattababypies 3 months ago
@yattababypies think he meant to say that...seeing as he said the google joke about 10 secs before
sandynathan 3 months ago
Where is Dylan Moran? Whe is he not in the show????
Vulgaels 3 months ago
Was he playing Coldplay at the crematorium organist bit?
billtyfish 3 months ago
most of jazz sounds like a surrealist car alarm. brilliant!
erantio 3 months ago 3
Prince charles's reaction at 5:16 is priceless.
MegaJayJayBoo 4 months ago 4
Who else had to go listen to the Belarus National Anthem after this?
ckhuckerby6 4 months ago 175
@ckhuckerby6
I had to I had to, couldnt resist argh
Nosferatu1428 2 months ago
wicked but tooooo short :(
bilobrown 4 months ago
you know you can feel accomplished when you can say you made the figurehead leader of your country piss his pants laughing lol.
PhantomLord 4 months ago
when he said the belarus fruit joke i died laughing
zeppelin88ab 4 months ago 82
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darthesgoobis123 3 months ago
@zeppelin88ab RIP
Cody111079 1 week ago
@zeppelin88ab: R.I.P. sir
Nero50Z 1 week ago
dat face @5.22.
Squeeonline 4 months ago
he's brilliant
rohitrez 4 months ago
Does anyone know the name of that organ piece he plays as he commits the body to the flames?
SharpsConnor 4 months ago
Pink Panther for Brit national Anthem, we're sneaky fuckers.
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Balbi123456 4 months ago
ıt' s the hips dont like LOL
mervegokcan 4 months ago
@mervegokcan It's the hips, they don't lie.*
Ahlbergooo 4 months ago
Superb. Love Bill. Worth watching just for Prince Charles' reaction at 5:18
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why is he in a wheel chair - i can't remember his name
lemonhead118 4 months ago
@lemonhead118 John Cleese- and I don't know why he's in a wheelchair.
andygriff1987 4 months ago
@andygriff1987 thats the one.
lemonhead118 4 months ago
I wonder if anyone too the time to explain to the royal family what a supermarket was? or even a checkout?
staberind 4 months ago
"Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!"
FMKidsan 4 months ago 4
anyone have a idea what the song he used as the example for anthem of belarus is called as i want to so learn it
piesporky2 4 months ago
What did Belarus ever do to this guy?
minskdhaka 4 months ago
@minskdhaka He's slightly miffed because some of the wildlife from there took half of his hair.
DarkRaven4649 4 months ago
COMBO BREAKER
WorkForYourMoney 4 months ago
prin
Gundersen117 4 months ago
Princ
TheRitual24 4 months ago
Prince
LittleBigAlastair 4 months ago
Prince charles
SpeedFreakNO 4 months ago
Prince charles amazing
primaxp 4 months ago
Prince charles reaction amazing
piesporky2 4 months ago
Prince Charles' reaction was amazing.
CrazyAnimatorOfDoom 4 months ago 3
I loved the whole video, but oh my gosh-- I lost it at 5:21 with that laugh.
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Lets all ignore the troll that is Christiansareinsane and hope he gets an Darwin award .
CreepyButtons 4 months ago
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CreepyButtons 4 months ago
Wait what did i do wrong?? i didnt mean 2 offend anyone im srry
buddygirl06 4 months ago
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This shows just how low Cleese has sunk. The man used to be funny, yet now he is intoducing a talentless cunt who will never be funny!
christiansareinsane 4 months ago
The Eastern European countries with Unusual national anthems, here comes Belarus.
RapierMultimedia 4 months ago
Have I missed something, here? Why is John Cleese in a wheelchair?
Motorskallen 5 months ago
@Motorskallen I think he had a knee injury.
lolookphor 5 months ago
Welcome to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!
taryntula 5 months ago
Lol Charlesy's reaction to the Belarus anthem!
hairy0pothead 5 months ago
I like how there is a video of the Belarusian National Anthem in the suggestions.
Warfresco 5 months ago 2
Does he honestly say "Billy Bail"?!? 0:18
How embarrassing for him...
Bill Bailey is the master of comedy. Surreal, ironic and clever!! And SO f-word funny!
afsg2410 5 months ago
@afsg2410
Never before has reading a comment given me a headache untill now.
The magnitude of your retardation was actually able to physically assault me through the internet.
pawsly 5 months ago
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afsg2410 5 months ago
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afsg2410 5 months ago
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afsg2410 5 months ago
@pawsly
And now what? Do you expect me to apologize for making you insult me like that? :-)
English is not my native language, I'm so sorry.
I recommend: valerian tea. Helps to ease headache and aggression.
afsg2410 5 months ago
@afsg2410 watch the rest of it John Cleese gets everyone's name intentionaly wrong, think he introduced Robin Williams as Robbie Williams, shame really as John used to be so funny but i havent found him funny since Fish called Wanda but hell he's John Cleese, i dont think he has to prove anything to anyone anymore
lickstickly 5 months ago
@afsg2410 You realise that was utterly intentional, right?
MisterCrolla 5 months ago
Choice comedian.
Keyboardzrock 5 months ago
Is it just me who has "National Anthem of Belarus" on the right hand side on the suggested vids?
Caulls 5 months ago 262
@Caulls CX Same
YesIamEccentric 5 months ago
@Caulls The suggestions are based on what users click on or search for after watching this video so it's only natural it should be there. People want to know if it actually sounds that way. :)
favoritanton 4 months ago
@favoritanton ............ I know
Caulls 4 months ago
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@Caulls No, Belarus is a myth created by the KGB to piss off America.
America2470 3 months ago
Far too short. I could have easily sat through an hour or more. Preferably more.
CheesesPeaks2U 5 months ago 74
@CheesesPeaks2U Alot of this is what he done on his Recorded Tour show he does for xmas every year but just worded a lil different or something changed slightly... once u hear it once its not so funny the 2nd or 3rd time... But i just recently watched his "Cosmic Jam 1995 standup" and he had me in tears i was laughing so much...... Dandillion mind wit the Uod is Priceless
thancrus86 3 months ago
Who de pope? I de pope!
comedywan 5 months ago
i laughed soooo hard when he said it was the popes doorbell ahahaha!!
buddygirl06 5 months ago
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@buddygirl06 You're a brainless cunt. I will laugh when you drop dead!
christiansareinsane 4 months ago
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@buddygirl06 You're a fucking moron!
christiansareinsane 4 months ago
@christiansareinsane look if i offended u im srry...
buddygirl06 4 months ago
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Jug-eared Charles and that pretender Harry Hewitt...why do the muzzies not blow these two idiots up?
christiansareinsane 4 months ago
i want bil bailey to play the organ at my cremation!!!!
sandynathan 5 months ago
i love the way his hair flows why he plays the pope's door bell
CreepyButtons 5 months ago
@CreepyButtons Yes! My thoughts too!
foreskinforest 5 months ago
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@CreepyButtons I love the way your grandparents are rotting in the ground....wish you were too!
christiansareinsane 4 months ago
@christiansareinsane Why, just why.
CreepyButtons 4 months ago
@CreepyButtons You 'love' the way a revolting, balding idiot's last strands of scummy hair flows over his hideous, ogre-like face. You're gross!
MrWonderful855 4 months ago
@MrWonderful855 Thank you, thank you. Your far too kind.
CreepyButtons 4 months ago
Mr. Billy Bail hahaha
Listen2MetalOrDie7 6 months ago
ROFLBSST!!!
dropdeadugly100 6 months ago
@dropdeadugly100 ROFLYSST
0MaxK0 6 months ago
That is SO funny!
foreskinforest 6 months ago
First he calls the royal family unelected spongers, and now he takes any chance he gets to entertain them.
MatanuskaRocks 6 months ago
@MatanuskaRocks You know, there's this thing about being a comedian that suggest you have some sort of self-irony!:)
Remman 6 months ago
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MatanuskaRocks 6 months ago
lol I thought prince.....Damn I forget his name, was about to smash his head on the balcony when it cut to him :D
darkdestiny661 6 months ago
@LuunaCherry ty so much, I've got that cd.. but along with 1000+ other cd's didn't know what it was lol
DXZGXZ 6 months ago
"Slack-jawed luddite pawing ineffectually at the screen like a cat when a mouse comes on the telly" is a perfect description of me at the self-service lane in the grocery store.
GoblinXXX 6 months ago
This video alone, almost makes Charles likeable.
Cruxis10 6 months ago
Prince Charles almost Rofled.
Kingofthecowsable 6 months ago
Prince Charles.
slowflowheat 6 months ago
"we don't have pineapples in Belarus, where they get it from!?" xD
SupremeSilliness 6 months ago
Also cleese in a wheelchair looking progressively more injured..... it's a JOKE. A fucking JOKE you morons !! A very very obvious simple funny running JOKE (What the fuck IS wrong with you?)
khasab 6 months ago
I can't believe that some people seem to be so moronic that they can't even get the simple joke that Cleese makes over Bailey's name? Other people are here carefully explaining it !!
(If you need an explanation for THAT I suggest you are not ready for this level of comedy yet. (Or possibly ANY level)
khasab 6 months ago
Wonderful! thanks for the vid :) was looking everywhere for this.
Whoami691 6 months ago
awsome :) plus i love how charles actually had a full on belly luagh :)
cthulhlu 6 months ago
WHO DE POPE I DE POPE
WHO DE POPE I DE POPE :D
keeperofthecheese 6 months ago 37
I love the idea of a 'you must use the force' doorbell.
MattySP34Ks 6 months ago
@MattySP34Ks that isn't from star wars it's from Close encounters of a third kind'
khasab 6 months ago
Genius
dronespace 6 months ago
"Are you that bloke?"
"Only you can answer that"
Ahahaha so simple and so brilliant :)
MrPibi 6 months ago 7
what's the tune at 3:37 which song is that? thanks! also quite funny vid!
DXZGXZ 6 months ago
Bill Bailey for prime minister. Can you imagine some of the laws he would pass!! Bloody amazing comedian.
CosmicJamPhil 6 months ago
Yeah, be proud, british rats. Proud for killing Indians, proud for starving Irish, proud for concentration camps in South Africa. And so on. You'll never wash the blood off your hands, but proud - yes, sure!
Leodhais 6 months ago
@Leodhais Put a sock in it, fucking whistle blower. Get your arse in the 21st centruy. Fucking hippy bitch.
MsDeadCorpse 6 months ago
@Leodhais I agree with that, but of course that's rather general. There are out there quite a handful of Englishmen who, whether currently alive or dead, have done or are now doing good in the world.
History aside, Bill Bailey is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen, if not THE funniest XD !
EVILW0LFgirl 6 months ago
@EVILW0LFgirl It is true what you say. And yes, I'm being general - alas, you can't avoid being general while talking poitics. I hope, you will not hold it against me.
What for the other answers... Bunch of sorry teenagers with a butthurt - don't YOU bother replying me the way you did. Use your time for to get an education instead of wasting your time on cursing, which I really don't care about.
Leodhais 6 months ago
@Leodhais Although i agree with you the british have caused alot of misery (im british btw). But Its got to be said weve done more good than harm. i agree we did kill indians but, If we hadnt other countries would have (as indian was a wealth of new reasources not becouse it was some weird duty), It was just a case of we developeded quickly in comparison to others and so used our advantages against them.
Chillbren 6 months ago
@Chillbren Well, that is an eternal discussion. Did the big empires more good than harm? Or the opposite? In this case I'll have to disagree with, for I studied the matter closely.
Spaniards did develope more quickly, than the natives of The New World, but could it justify the actual genocide, the orgy of killing, they spread out across the islands of the Carribean and Mexico? Being stronger is ok, but that carries along the responcibility not to abuse you advantage, otherwise...
Leodhais 6 months ago
@Leodhais ha denmark had an empire too ya know but it was a pefetic one but there is sence in what your saying we brits are not nice people but what you don't get is that we don't whant to be. being a big bad empire is fun
Daleksaresupreme1 6 months ago
@Leodhais I do agree with your ideas. But sadly this is not an issue about other empires; I’m trying to reason that the British aren’t the evil, genocidal maniacs this man has portrayed them to be. But yes in my opinion having much greater technology than a smaller nation in no excuse to massacre them for resources.
Chillbren 5 months ago
@Leodhais Sorry, what's that?. I can't here you over the sound of how proud I am to be British.
KeithUnderneath 6 months ago 4
@KeithUnderneath love the comment mate....jealousy is a terrible thing!!!!
sandynathan 6 months ago
@Leodhais You've posted on the wrong video mate, you need "Brits kick Irish ass & and kill injuns" if you think this is funny that's a right scream.
hetrodoxly 6 months ago
makes you proud to be British
seonidh 7 months ago
if i could have just quarter of his talent i would be amazing
dididude1 7 months ago
was that prince charles 0o
schnorschrajaxx 7 months ago
@schnorschrajaxx Yes
DannyEastes 7 months ago
come to Belarus where wild animals will steal your fruit!
dannytheforeverblue 7 months ago
British Louis CK?
judah320 7 months ago 3
@judah320 Except for being a completely different act, yes
mcknives98745 7 months ago
the popes dorbell LOL
cartwright2011 7 months ago
It's like his DVD on fast forward
TheCyberToad 7 months ago
John Cleese has always been and always will be funny.
tommykl 7 months ago 4
Weird. Belarus' flag doesn't have 2 bears and a pineapple.
YoureGuilty 7 months ago
@YoureGuilty You're right, it has two bear carcases and a man with a gun eating a pineapple.
conscript125 7 months ago
@YoureGuilty nor is that Belarus' anthem.
TheRealBarnez 7 months ago
Press 9. Repeat. Enjoy.
emdvdvoh 7 months ago
Bill Bailey, what a classic. Talented musically and funny as well. What a champ.
HalfkastHybrid 7 months ago
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If I ever see this vile ogre, I will kill him. I'm willing to do the prison time to serve my fellow man.
christiansareinsane 7 months ago
@videogamenostalgia Perhaps you should just grow up? If there weren't so many infantile, brain-dead cretins such as yourself in the country, Bailey wouldn't be on our screens....and The Sun would sell less copies of their proletariat shit-rag.
christiansareinsane 7 months ago