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  • "unelected scroungers", eh Bill?

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  • billy bail hahahhahahahhahahahhaha

  • haha I'd love that pink panther theme as National Anthem! xP

  • He's always wanted to release a music record this one

  • heh, Prince Charles pissing himself at Bill's Belarus gag

  • Man, awesome stuff :D A very nice way to use the keyboard in stand-up!

  • I don't get the popes doorbell joke, can someone please explain it to me?

  • @minermax4444 what's not to get?

  • @minermax4444 Sounds like something out of a vampire film... the pope looks like a vampire

  • Nice to see Billy Connolly's National Anthem/Olympics gagged updated.

  • ROFLYSST

  • ROFLYSST!

  • billy bail ???

  • @freddykrugar10 It's a mix up of the beginning of Bill Bailey's name. So; Bill becomes Biley and so forth

  • whose the one sat behind prince harry?

  • my name is MANNY. :L

  • godlike

  • Is that the bald man with the long hair?

  • @SuperVeez

    your kind of contradicting yourself there arn't you? ;)

  • @razzlerFtM

    Dude, that's what Graham Norton called him on the Graham Norton Show :P

  • Bill Bailey's hair makes him look like Beetlejuice!

  • i sat next to him at a concert

  • Very good indeed.

  • If there is anything Prince Charles appreciates it is a joke about self-service machines at supermarkets.

  • "...surrealist car alarm!" LMAO

  • 5:21

    Prince Charles?!

  • @Dragon2802 This was his birthday concert, so yes. Prince Charles. You'll notice that's Camilla and Harry either side of him, too.

  • I watched 2 of his videos but haven't laughed once. The fake Belarus anthem made Charles laugh for obvious reason, he thinks Brits are superior & East europeans are nuts!

  • @Hesam0000 If BB cant make u laugh, something's very wrong

  • @Dwarvenforce Yes, there sure is something wrong with him, he's not funny :) he's one of those.... .... .... ...heh.........hmmm..... .... ....hehe.. comedians not the Muhahahaha Haaaaaahahahaha kind.

  • I can always count on Bill Bailey to cheer me up :)

  • And now we commit edith's body to the flames, Oh god I was crying

  • Watch when he starts the Belarus joke Charles pretty much doubles over laughing

  • Ok, I'm not an athiest anymore Bill IS god!!! :D

  • Prince Charles lol at the Belarus national anthem! Can imagine him thinking, 'Lol foreigners!'

  • I love the Pink Panther theme.

  • so english

  • tense with vibratoin levels billy

  • billy bailey is on it ?!

  • I hate benefit scrounging immigrants who get big expensive houses all courtesy of the state!

  • Whilst I have a top comment, might as well plug. Have seen this man live at Sonisphere, where he did a fantastic Metallica cover (no joke) have the video on my chennel, front row =p

  • Woooo Billy Bail xD

  • He is one of the best comedians I have ever heard do stand up. SImply hilarious. Well done Bill Bailey!

  • someone should lock bill bailey in a dark room for 24 hours and make him listen to the russian anthem its epic where the fuck did he get the idea that eastern european anthems are shit

  • @Ps3KILLZYOU NEWS FLASH: ITS COMEDY....

  • @Ps3KILLZYOU because russia isnt part of europe.

  • @stuartallford well... some of it is.

  • Did John Cleese say "Billy Bail" haha classic mix up

  • @yattababypies think he meant to say that...seeing as he said the google joke about 10 secs before

  • Where is Dylan Moran? Whe is he not in the show????

  • Was he playing Coldplay at the crematorium organist bit?

  • most of jazz sounds like a surrealist car alarm. brilliant!

  • Prince charles's reaction at 5:16 is priceless.

  • Who else had to go listen to the Belarus National Anthem after this?

  • @ckhuckerby6

    I had to I had to, couldnt resist argh

  • wicked but tooooo short :(

  • you know you can feel accomplished when you can say you made the figurehead leader of your country piss his pants laughing lol.

  • when he said the belarus fruit joke i died laughing

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  • @zeppelin88ab RIP

  • @zeppelin88ab: R.I.P. sir

  • dat face @5.22.

  • he's brilliant 

  • Does anyone know the name of that organ piece he plays as he commits the body to the flames?

  • Pink Panther for Brit national Anthem, we're sneaky fuckers.

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  • ıt' s the hips dont like LOL

  • @mervegokcan It's the hips, they don't lie.*

  • Superb. Love Bill. Worth watching just for Prince Charles' reaction at 5:18

  • why is he in a wheel chair - i can't remember his name

  • @lemonhead118 John Cleese- and I don't know why he's in a wheelchair.

  • @andygriff1987 thats the one.

  • I wonder if anyone too the time to explain to the royal family what a supermarket was? or even a checkout?

  • "Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!"

  • anyone have a idea what the song he used as the example for anthem of belarus is called as i want to so learn it

  • What did Belarus ever do to this guy?

  • @minskdhaka He's slightly miffed because some of the wildlife from there took half of his hair.

  • COMBO BREAKER

  • prin

  • Princ

  • Prince

  • Prince charles

  • Prince charles amazing

  • Prince charles reaction amazing

  • Prince Charles' reaction was amazing.

  • I loved the whole video, but oh my gosh-- I lost it at 5:21 with that laugh.

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  • Wait what did i do wrong?? i didnt mean 2 offend anyone im srry

  • The Eastern European countries with Unusual national anthems, here comes Belarus.

  • Have I missed something, here? Why is John Cleese in a wheelchair?

  • @Motorskallen I think he had a knee injury.

  • Welcome to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit!

  • Lol Charlesy's reaction to the Belarus anthem!

  • I like how there is a video of the Belarusian National Anthem in the suggestions.

  • Does he honestly say "Billy Bail"?!? 0:18

    How embarrassing for him...

    Bill Bailey is the master of comedy. Surreal, ironic and clever!! And SO f-word funny!

  • @afsg2410

    Never before has reading a comment given me a headache untill now.

    The magnitude of your retardation was actually able to physically assault me through the internet.

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  • @pawsly

    And now what? Do you expect me to apologize for making you insult me like that? :-)

    English is not my native language, I'm so sorry.

    I recommend: valerian tea. Helps to ease headache and aggression.

  • @afsg2410 watch the rest of it John Cleese gets everyone's name intentionaly wrong, think he introduced Robin Williams as Robbie Williams, shame really as John used to be so funny but i havent found him funny since Fish called Wanda but hell he's John Cleese, i dont think he has to prove anything to anyone anymore

  • @afsg2410 You realise that was utterly intentional, right?

  • Choice comedian.

  • Is it just me who has "National Anthem of Belarus" on the right hand side on the suggested vids?

  • @Caulls CX Same

  • @Caulls The suggestions are based on what users click on or search for after watching this video so it's only natural it should be there. People want to know if it actually sounds that way. :)

  • @favoritanton ............ I know

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  • @Caulls No, Belarus is a myth created by the KGB to piss off America.

  • Far too short. I could have easily sat through an hour or more. Preferably more.

  • @CheesesPeaks2U Alot of this is what he done on his Recorded Tour show he does for xmas every year but just worded a lil different or something changed slightly... once u hear it once its not so funny the 2nd or 3rd time... But i just recently watched his "Cosmic Jam 1995 standup" and he had me in tears i was laughing so much...... Dandillion mind wit the Uod is Priceless

  • Who de pope? I de pope!

  • i laughed soooo hard when he said it was the popes doorbell ahahaha!!

  • @christiansareinsane look if i offended u im srry...

  • i want bil bailey to play the organ at my cremation!!!!

  • i love the way his hair flows why he plays the pope's door bell

  • @CreepyButtons Yes! My thoughts too!

  • @christiansareinsane Why, just why.

  • @CreepyButtons You 'love' the way a revolting, balding idiot's last strands of scummy hair flows over his hideous, ogre-like face. You're gross!

  • @MrWonderful855 Thank you, thank you. Your far too kind.

  • Mr. Billy Bail hahaha

  • ROFLBSST!!!

  • @dropdeadugly100 ROFLYSST

  • That is SO funny!

  • First he calls the royal family unelected spongers, and now he takes any chance he gets to entertain them.

  • @MatanuskaRocks You know, there's this thing about being a comedian that suggest you have some sort of self-irony!:)

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  • lol I thought prince.....Damn I forget his name, was about to smash his head on the balcony when it cut to him :D

  • @LuunaCherry ty so much, I've got that cd.. but along with 1000+ other cd's didn't know what it was lol

  • "Slack-jawed luddite pawing ineffectually at the screen like a cat when a mouse comes on the telly" is a perfect description of me at the self-service lane in the grocery store.

  • This video alone, almost makes Charles likeable.

  • Prince Charles almost Rofled.

  • Prince Charles.

  • "we don't have pineapples in Belarus, where they get it from!?" xD

  • Also cleese in a wheelchair looking progressively more injured..... it's a JOKE. A fucking JOKE you morons !! A very very obvious simple funny running JOKE (What the fuck IS wrong with you?)

  • I can't believe that some people seem to be so moronic that they can't even get the simple joke that Cleese makes over Bailey's name? Other people are here carefully explaining it !!

    (If you need an explanation for THAT I suggest you are not ready for this level of comedy yet. (Or possibly ANY level)

  • Wonderful! thanks for the vid :) was looking everywhere for this.

  • awsome :) plus i love how charles actually had a full on belly luagh :)

  • WHO DE POPE I DE POPE

    WHO DE POPE I DE POPE :D

  • I love the idea of a 'you must use the force' doorbell.

  • @MattySP34Ks that isn't from star wars it's from Close encounters of a third kind'

  • Genius

  • "Are you that bloke?"

    "Only you can answer that"

    Ahahaha so simple and so brilliant :)

  • what's the tune at 3:37 which song is that? thanks!  also quite funny vid!

  • Bill Bailey for prime minister. Can you imagine some of the laws he would pass!! Bloody amazing comedian.

  • Yeah, be proud, british rats. Proud for killing Indians, proud for starving Irish, proud for concentration camps in South Africa. And so on. You'll never wash the blood off your hands, but proud - yes, sure!

  • @Leodhais Put a sock in it, fucking whistle blower. Get your arse in the 21st centruy. Fucking hippy bitch.

  • @Leodhais I agree with that, but of course that's rather general. There are out there quite a handful of Englishmen who, whether currently alive or dead, have done or are now doing good in the world.

    History aside, Bill Bailey is one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen, if not THE funniest XD !

  • @EVILW0LFgirl It is true what you say. And yes, I'm being general - alas, you can't avoid being general while talking poitics. I hope, you will not hold it against me.

    What for the other answers... Bunch of sorry teenagers with a butthurt - don't YOU bother replying me the way you did. Use your time for to get an education instead of wasting your time on cursing, which I really don't care about.

  • @Leodhais Although i agree with you the british have caused alot of misery (im british btw). But Its got to be said weve done more good than harm. i agree we did kill indians but, If we hadnt other countries would have (as indian was a wealth of new reasources not becouse it was some weird duty), It was just a case of we developeded quickly in comparison to others and so used our advantages against them.

  • @Chillbren Well, that is an eternal discussion. Did the big empires more good than harm? Or the opposite? In this case I'll have to disagree with, for I studied the matter closely.

    Spaniards did develope more quickly, than the natives of The New World, but could it justify the actual genocide, the orgy of killing, they spread out across the islands of the Carribean and Mexico? Being stronger is ok, but that carries along the responcibility not to abuse you advantage, otherwise...

  • @Leodhais ha denmark had an empire too ya know but it was a pefetic one but there is sence in what your saying we brits are not nice people but what you don't get is that we don't whant to be. being a big bad empire is fun

  • @Leodhais I do agree with your ideas. But sadly this is not an issue about other empires; I’m trying to reason that the British aren’t the evil, genocidal maniacs this man has portrayed them to be. But yes in my opinion having much greater technology than a smaller nation in no excuse to massacre them for resources.

  • @Leodhais Sorry, what's that?. I can't here you over the sound of how proud I am to be British.

  • @KeithUnderneath love the comment mate....jealousy is a terrible thing!!!!

  • @Leodhais You've posted on the wrong video mate, you need "Brits kick Irish ass & and kill injuns" if you think this is funny that's a right scream.

  • makes you proud to be British

  • if i could have just quarter of his talent i would be amazing

  • was that prince charles 0o

  • come to Belarus where wild animals will steal your fruit!

  • British Louis CK?

  • @judah320 Except for being a completely different act, yes

  • the popes dorbell LOL

  • It's like his DVD on fast forward

  • John Cleese has always been and always will be funny.

  • Weird. Belarus' flag doesn't have 2 bears and a pineapple.

  • @YoureGuilty You're right, it has two bear carcases and a man with a gun eating a pineapple.

  • @YoureGuilty nor is that Belarus' anthem.

  • Press 9. Repeat. Enjoy.

  • Bill Bailey, what a classic. Talented musically and funny as well. What a champ.

  • @videogamenostalgia Perhaps you should just grow up? If there weren't so many infantile, brain-dead cretins such as yourself in the country, Bailey wouldn't be on our screens....and The Sun would sell less copies of their proletariat shit-rag.