The Smashed Update - 107 - Y'all Ask (part 1)

[Yamanjazz]

Dude you give me joke :)) you are ultimate!! Assdicing samurai f@cker :)LOL

[AJBroncos77]

dude no offence but the assdicing samurai fucker is actually gray fox from metal gear solid. Just saying! funny name though

[TehAnime]

as u stated at 8:38 japanese is a clean culture. in another one of your vids u state how japan is ruining the air by poluting it with cars. so they cant be that clean bro

[latinoalex5]

hey the lunch money dude is knuckle joe :)

[FELIPEPKPK]

hhahah tingle

what he does?

he suck ur cock and give u 400 damage

coz he bite it

tingle is a fagg!

[1ard]

no affence dude but you need a attutude ajustment sorry

[DaveisKu]

The dude from sonic is Shadow. i don't know what the fuck he does either but i don't give a shit. (Drink beer!)

[murryduck]

Why the fuck would anyone wanna deal with Tingle's Shit you bitch! Don't ask me the fuck why but Tingle is a fucking cunt, he's a bitch, he's fucking useless and he's ass, just plain mothafucking ass!

[Ninjujitsu]

lmao "and he's gonna' murder your family so you better watch out..."

[shikamaru3691]

tingle is a bitch all he does is just make you get your ass kicked harder

[Danielflame]

why is his name robot i played this game and in that game his name was R.O.B.

[bf2konto]

omfg R.O.B. stands for robotic something and hes a robot so why freakin not

[GWreck7]

In Japanese Version of Wii Fit, the Maximum Weight Limit is 136 Kg. (300 lbs.). In American Version of Wii Fit, the Maximum Weight Limit is 330 lbs. (150 Kg.).

[MrCadefulp]

@GWreck7 That's beceause Americans are fat as hell.

[GWreck7]

Why the fuck do you hate R.O.B. so much, Kingdrinker?

[Guysers]

He's pretty good actually. Way better then fucking olimar and Game and watchass

[2kingbobobo]

are you in japan?

[heartlessthedarkness]

please add me and tell me that u added me

2835-9922-1837

[NSSHcentral]

I had a cat. Blue eyes white tiger looking cat.

[pogue666]

So yeah, 136 Kilograms. Don't know that shit, so it does not help, lol.

OK, one sec...FUCK! That is 300 pounds, that is one fat BITCH!

[panique365]

LOL the cat

[willbrost]

assdicing samaurai fucker lol

[Gigasphoenix]

ROFL! the guy who stole your lunch money

[slickatb1]

shadow makes everybody slower except whoever released him from the trophy thing

[shadowingshadow]

Shadow slows down everyone except the person who calls him sorta like the time stop thingy.

[EchidnaZX]

I love your descriptions of the assist trophies. I'm laughing and it hurts again.

[Bruce17]

lmao poor cat

[bumnumba1]

That cat's a muther fucking king. Go find a stray ass cat like he was before I found him. That's a poor cat.

[Bruce17]

lmao thats a pretty fat cat! does the cat drink beer too? lol

btw my cat just ran out of my house... his name was Puto... I had him like 2 years ago... f*ck i miss that cat!... that b*tch! ._.

[Bozeefus]

hey jeremy i added u add me

4682-8631-2334 (TITO)

[14coldplay]

okay people the comment as lsdjkf was me under my sister's account. so if you want to comment on the one below, post it here. thanks ;)

[lsdjkf]

I think you're hilarious. You're the only person who can give great advice and still make you feel like shit.

[bumnumba1]

Thanks, but I aint' trying to make you feel like shit though..

[GWreck7]

The Golden Hammer that R.O.B. got was a Golded Squeaky Fucking Hammer.

[DDead4live]

Power Puff Twins! xD

[ccgamer]

don't worry, i'll be your friend

:)

[Direflame6795]

lol guy who stole your lunch money

[Jompe94]

07:28

[GWreck7]

Jeremy, like I send you a message in your e-mail. I've got Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

[bumnumba1]

Excelent. Now you're hooked up!

[sBlitzing]

"you don't have any friends, you don't have any friends, you don't have any friends, AW LOOK it's me! and i don't have any friends!"

Man i laughed my ass off xDD

[dereklaird]

the guy from sonic is shadow and he does the same thing as the timer

[bumnumba1]

Lol

[Pokemon10J]

you swear a lot..Its getting c..

[bumnumba1]

Did this guy just die? He fucking froze to death.

[keenanoo]

Hes not naturally retarded. He drinks, Hes fucking wiasted. NOT STONED.

[bumnumba1]

That's true. It takes a lot of gin to get me ready to do this shit.

[Mclovin8982]

grandma popie some cookies

[shikamaru3691]

can you get another cat and name it shithead?

[bumnumba1]

When sugar head had kittens there was

Baconhead

Pepperhead

Chowderhead

Sodahead

Coonhead (It looked like a raccoon)

And two that died during birth

Kittenhead

Deadhead

R.I.P. you little bastards

[keenanoo]

You must really live life to the fullest. Without a care in the world. By the way the cats names rock ass. How could your wife let you name them that? Lol

[bumnumba1]

She named them. Seriously.

[halovsmario]

how old are you?

[bumnumba1]

26 years old beeotch!

[invisibleman12345]

crazy drill bitch lmao

[Sillyzombie666]

wow this guy must have had a mom whop smoked pot when she had him

[bumnumba1]

Mom doesn't smoke and neither do I actually.

[Sillyzombie666]

wow then u just must be naturally retarded but thanks for the sneak peak

[bumnumba1]

My cat is the only retarded one in my family, and you're welcome.

[zero7511]

Seriously where the hell is megaman and zero it's about time they add them to this game. By the way....you have no friends haha

[GojiGuy]

Cool info. but it smells like newfag.

[bumnumba1]

What the fuck is that?

Are you a homophobe or is that a real thing?

[progamer2290]

who whuld you rater do zelf=da samus or peach and where

[progamer2290]

sorry zelda

[blackeyelugia]

lol what's your cats name.

[Yoyokilla1]

He has two, one is sugarhead, another is mushroomhead

[drefantor]

Someone from sonic, Slows your opponents down. Possibly even makes them faster, i can't remember.

[progamer2290]

hey how do u ask a question on the dkvine site

[bumnumba1]

Hmmm... yeah fourms were new to me until last year too. Ok I'll explain. First you have to register. Then you wait a day for the administrators (not me) to approve you (they always do). Then you click the DISCUSS THIS UPDATE link after you view a video and you'll be taken automatically to the "Thread" (These are topics. There are shitloads.) After reading everything you click on "Post Reply" and ask your question without using internet acronyms like u or the moderators will bitch.

[Inkeyesdave]

Btw scary bitch who will slice your ass in half is from Fire emblem

Fuckers added her but no, not roy, Marth? Sure! but not fucking roy.

[bumnumba1]

Fire Emblem rules.  Look forward to my guide to playing that game from any location for free soon. Fuckers didn't release that shit in the US.

[bentobox3709]

That was entertaining. I love your swearing, I feel like swearing when my cousins start playing Brawl at my place.

[ccgamer]

I'll be your friend :)

[Aros555]

The name for Megaman's Dr. is Dr. Light and it would be really cool if you could use the Assdicing Samurai Fucker and the Scary Bitch Who Will Slice Your Ass In Half as characters. Cuz they already are in the fucking game so why not use them as characters?

[progamer2290]

your fucking hilarious

[Batistabomb4314]

What the fuck was dat?

[kwambomm]

The dude on 3:32 is Knuckle Joe from Kirby just to let you know.

[thebipolarone]

Your a lot better than the Angry Video Game nerd yo. :D

[progamer2290]

they do different things

[bumnumba1]

So true. He cracks me up actually...

[Mariofreak649014]

WHAT THE HELL???

[Inkeyesdave]

that samurai ass slicer or whatever is from metal gear solid, just fyi. Sick character in the game, still fucking awesome

[somefellow12345]

You rule man.

[bastialex]

be serious please...

[bumnumba1]

Yeah... Ok. You convinced me.

[Toxic8854]

3:17, his name is Shadow. Shadow, makes everyone but the user move at a slower pace; since the CPU does nothing in the video, you cant tell.

[dariendude17]

This is the luke skywalker wannabe. He's got a light saber and a laser. He died.

That was awesome!

[lan188]

I really like that too! I will buy the smashbros in two weeks, i will send you a friend request and we will play.

[Talos21]

Knuckle Joe as The guy who stole your lunch money. That is amazing.

[austinsurge]

Oh man, profanity! On the internet! Edgy!

[bumnumba1]

You obviously have no experience drinking or with contractions. It's "you're" dipshit.

[SohiHien]

LMAO I love the names you have for the assist trophies!! I especially liked "assdicing Samurai fucker", "scary bitch who will slice your ass in half" and "the guy who stole your lunch money"

[Halcy]

Hey, I cuss a whole bunch, guys! I'm hilarious, right?

Right?

Guys?

[bumnumba1]

Right!

[JayL213]

LOL, Bumnumba1 you're FUCKIN funny.

S.T.Buggman III asked the supidest questions.

[shikamaru3691]

for someone have japanese your fuckin english is better than mine

[CreepieIsAwesome]

rofl scary bitch who will slice your ass in half

[Meriux]

This is the assdicing samurai fucker. LOL

[CreepieIsAwesome]

Rofl assdicing Samurai fucker

[munkipo0]

the game isn't aimed at eleven year old kids. are you mildly retarded or really retarded.

[InfernoArmpit]

mjau:)

[GronGonGon]

I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[Ashimura]

holy shit this is the best thing ever

[aleckermit]

I loved the "Rough Translation" of Mr. Rosetii's words lol.

You need your own show man.... I'm laughing my ass off.

[shikamaru3691]

you make my day also im not gay

[SpaceJamEnthusiast]

smash bros is for fucking babies who cant play real games

[bumnumba1]

Go play Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout then... Or Space Jam the game if there even is one. Why were you searching for this shit if you don't like it?

You: I hate looking at pictures of turds...

Some dude: I understand.

You: Ooohh google image search! Let's type in turd and see what happens... Huh Huh..

Some dude: I'm outta this bitch.. I'm gonna go drink some beer.

You: Oh my god... A TURD!!! I can't believe what I'm seeing... Are you seeing this turd? Hey... Where is everyone?

[RurouniFung7]

No, that's Halo.

[Gameplayer112]

the assit trophy is shadow and he slows your opponents down, u couldn't tell becuz your computer player was just standing. Do you have to throw the trophy's above your head?

[bumnumba1]

The game automatically throws the trophies

[Littlelink91]

Fuck you Ass bitch!

[bumnumba1]

Pretty good.... I would just say Fuck you ass baby. (The term ass baby is explained in a previous video.) Good luck

in your cursing studies... you bitch.

[Littlelink91]

cursing studies!? YOU BITCH! Thats for Ass babies only that like to fuck themselves. Fuck you. You bitch...

Lol

[bumnumba1]

すばらしい！　おえの学せ。　ぐむばれ。くそやろう。

[forgottenadventurer]

pretty cool!

[patsmcgee408]

hahaha. your freakin hilarious!

[Gameplayer112]

awesome vids man, thanks

[bumnumba1]

You're welcome.

[Jezus90]

you suck, motherfucker

[bumnumba1]

I remove bigoted and racist comments. Macdigga5 is a fucking bigot and has been blocked. Otherwise this is a free speech area.

[Silverweed]

sounds like dane cook

great..

[LordYggdrasill]

LMFAO!!! All that fucking anger and then you show that cute ass cat xD!!!!

[wajacked]

wiifii

[Hemloch]

This is fucking awesome.

[Chacho131]

I was laughing so hard during that trophy demanstration. And that guy from sonic, his name is shadow and he makes your aponent realy slow or somthing like that.

[hotdogsamurai]

this video sucks and so do you

[hellburger99]

ahahaha you are funny like that furious NES review dude!

p.s. please use the word "bitch" "fuck" and "ass" more, please

p.s.s. you're also pretty ugly

[tomasavery]

ha you said wee-fee too what a fucking douche bag

[tomasavery]

oh man you are so hilarious you say fuck and bitch so much that is so good

[XxjakesahomoxX]

ammm go eat a big hairy cock u nerd fucker

[bumnumba1]

I prefer pussy but thanks for the offer bitch.

[ThemeMusicC]

This video is alot better if you mute it, since then it just becomes a showcase of a bunch of assist trophies. Thanks!

[bumnumba1]

Glad you figured out how to do that yourself.

[Bleeep]

you are ugly

[bumnumba1]

This.... is true.

[Blahsmack]

"i don't have any fucking friends that own this game" wonder why

"i don't have any friends"

ahahahaha

[bumnumba1]

I live in Japan idiot. My friends don't own wiis. They come over and play mine.

[AllOtherNamesTaken]

holy fuck shit fuck

This is as funny as Penny Arcade, not even kidding. Ahem.

[markgridley94]

lol

i started laughing so hard when you said this is the fucking drill bitch

XD

I'm subscribing to you

[somefellow12345]

OMG HE'S TOTALLY IN MY FACE!

[atomiccheeseburger]

You talk like you're 12 years old. Did you just find out that you can swear when your parents aren't around?

[PsychoJosh]

when the screen gets dark thats when you know you're about to get killed by a Scary Bitch Who Will Slice Your Ass In Half (TM).

[UltraBibendum]

lol u swore

SO FUCKING EDGY

[cdm55]

This video is bleeding me dry.

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

[MikeAndJoeProduction]

You need to just chill. Chill out. I decided that there were too many in the first 23 seconds. I don't mind swearing, but this is rediculious.

[russbag]

My dick is bleeding.

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

[Chef033]

ouch i think i just cut myself on this video

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

[sssnakessss]

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

[Ne0rC]

ouch i think i just cut myself on this video

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

post dis if you're down

[fatmoocow]

ouch i think i just cut myself on this video

ITS SO FUCKING EDGY

[lacrossewalk]

I lol'd throughout most of this.

[NicIsNotANinja]

i dont get what was going on with that robot guy, it he a character you can play with normally or what? please can someone exlain?

[halovsmario]

ya, his name is R.O.B. he was a toy for the NES. hes a normal character

[NanohaKawaiiNeko]

Goddamn, you're annoying and unfunny.

[grabulon]

upload this video without the retarded unfunny commentary track please. thank you!

[bumnumba1]

Nope

[spekk]

wow you're so edgy

[STOOPIDDUMBY]

Awesome, it's like the Angry Nintendo Nerd. Only without the humor... Or the effort... Or any other positive aspects.

[MBison73]

Not funny.

[kkid4eva]

does he look clean to you!!!!!! lol

[Rashadhmalik]

Dude..this info is awesome, I mean, ur the first person who has actually laid down the aspects of the game and stuff really clearly, without all that lagging crap, well done

[bumnumba1]

Cheers!

[toonyfatninjas]

AND THEY SAY DUMB PEOPLE CAN'T LEARN

[Thatguyoverhere]

Lol, you're hilarious! But you didn't really answer the first question in the video. Is K. Rool an assist trohpy, or just a regular one? Or did you not get him yet?

[bumnumba1]

Didn't get him yet. I wish. I havn't fuckin unlocked them all which is a good thing.

[ShawnCook360]

LOL

[ZooyorkOrPlanB]

cool shadows an assisst trophy and your fuckin hilarious

[makster557]

shadow doesnt do damage but he slows down everyone except the person who summoned him and the people on that persons team.

[bleackorama]

are these all the assist trophies?

[bumnumba1]

Nope. Only some of them