I hate birthday parties. why? cuz think about it. every year we get older, means we're one year closer 2 dying. ok? I don't need a party 2 celebrate the fact that I'm one year closer 2 NOT BREATHING AGAIN. *blows party horn* WOO! HERE COMES DEATH! yeah, no thanks.
ummm... @Danwarp, U MADE A MISTAKE!!! here she sais that she doesn't ike birthday parties, and on the "relationship advice #2" she complains cuz beck didn't call her 4 her birthday... :]
After seeing the part where she says"Roudalf and Dasher are going to die from pulling your flab all over the world" I discovered I cannot say "flab" without peeing my pants laughing.
@xXdanilovesyouXx Oh okay, then it's probably for her character since it looks like half a star. I didn't think that was her wrist though, it seemed to high up but who knows, it might be haha.
A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten videos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am. didn't feel like having this happen to me
XD WOOOW HERE COMES DEATH XD XD XDi hate that i was so mean to santaclaus XDXD ihate this guy XDXD i really hate this guy i have feelings i hate that XDXD
I hate you your a walking bich
ifelovehate 1 day ago
lol i hate that i was just so mean to santa
ShiningStar423 2 days ago
thats red ink, as far as you know
RealaCarsona 3 days ago
my email is idon'tcare@iseriouslydon'tcare.com. Hold your breath until I respond.
pinkdogg9 4 days ago
"seriously i hate this guy." XD
788cami 4 days ago
That's what i say about birthdays too, "every birthday is one bit closer of dying, so why celebrate it"
neskid26 5 days ago
I hate birthday parties. why? cuz think about it. every year we get older, means we're one year closer 2 dying. ok? I don't need a party 2 celebrate the fact that I'm one year closer 2 NOT BREATHING AGAIN. *blows party horn* WOO! HERE COMES DEATH! yeah, no thanks.
LOL SCREAM!!!
dancergirl6000 6 days ago 3
I have feelings
shadowcryst 6 days ago
Reindeer heartattacks. XD
alex255sp 6 days ago
Wooooo!! HERE COMES DEATH! :)
MegaSweetAngel17 1 week ago 2
why do u hate life
MrMoneyRainer 1 week ago
Jade: "seriously I hate this guy."
Guy:" I have feelings."
Jade:" I hate them."
Lol I love Jade! :P -3 Jade:"I hate that I was mean to Santa Claus" aww sweet! :)
1997analuciatoyn 1 week ago 2
lol
lolingpepz 1 week ago
no i meant LOL I love 1:04 - 1:12
6Daddyslittlegirl 1 week ago
LOL I love 0:04 - 0:12
6Daddyslittlegirl 1 week ago
lol poor guy that was sitting next to her
italiannica 1 week ago
LOL! i hate this guy haha! love you Liz <3
isabellaomm 2 weeks ago
This is the funniest one.
KitKatMetzilla 2 weeks ago
Say Ariana 10 times clap 5 times post this to two other videos now check your voice.
02maisie 2 weeks ago
thats red ink...as far as you know.
sellygfan100 2 weeks ago 2
i agree with the snot thing but what if they sneeze out blood just sayin'
rockstar123490 2 weeks ago
i hate birthdays too for the same reason i have others too
vampiregirl1912 3 weeks ago
This is my faveourite one!!
HERE COMES DEATH!!
MissMonkey32 3 weeks ago
I feel your pain!!!
peacelover18ful 3 weeks ago
this is the funniest one
KitKatMetzilla 4 weeks ago
hey jade i am the egzacly its just one day closer to death
maricarmen392 4 weeks ago
idon'tcare@iseriouslydon'tcare.com
saraklikkelijk14 1 month ago 13
oh yea here comes death...
nano4028 1 month ago
i hate that guy to
helboybrian2 1 month ago
*says
bettydrawer 1 month ago
ummm... @Danwarp, U MADE A MISTAKE!!! here she sais that she doesn't ike birthday parties, and on the "relationship advice #2" she complains cuz beck didn't call her 4 her birthday... :]
bettydrawer 1 month ago
dear jade,
im with u on all of ur videos isnt that just weird and i agree that when dogs jump on u............. i just hate it as muuch as u u rock jade!
tigerlov11 1 month ago
tori should throw a birthday party for jade! would be a good episode
O3OTieu 1 month ago
I seriously dont care [dot] com actually works its the slap [dot] com LOL notice that ? :D
YouAndILEGIT 1 month ago
still holding my breath!!
blubird92 1 month ago
santa doesn't eat pie honey..
blubird92 1 month ago
whooo, here comes death!!! yeah, no thanks.
ahhhh, so much sarcasm. Can't live without it.
Love it, love it, love it
emma1993ist 1 month ago
Urr ... thats red ink ... as far as u no
CerysGthomas 1 month ago
he's not fat, santa's just well layered, he has to go out in the middle of the night
in the middle of the winter
NitaClemits0009 1 month ago
After seeing the part where she says"Roudalf and Dasher are going to die from pulling your flab all over the world" I discovered I cannot say "flab" without peeing my pants laughing.
Lizzyluvsfood 1 month ago
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Brokenfrogs 1 month ago
´That´s red ink. As far as you know.´
... o_O
LemonJuicing 1 month ago
I thought she said in 'What I hate #2' that she hates the word tissue?:S(1:18)
K8andMegzie 1 month ago
keep pressing 7!!!! XD
9GoldenEagle9 1 month ago
keep pressing 3 for a spasm attack!!! x
9GoldenEagle9 1 month ago
i seriously dont care . com actually works ! :D
YouAndILEGIT 1 month ago
@YouAndILEGIT ikr
9GoldenEagle9 1 month ago
lol
YouAndILEGIT 1 month ago
SERIOUSLY.. I hate this guy..
I have feelings..
I hate them
blubird92 1 month ago
Snot do you wanna be my friend? xD
123djroy 1 month ago
SANTA GET INTO THE GYM FOR WEIGHT LOSS xD
123djroy 1 month ago
in number 1 The first person to reply to me saying AW UR SO FRUSTRATING and spells it Fustrating Guess what UR A WALKING IDIOT
123djroy 1 month ago
<3
Thehardrock567 1 month ago
it actually is to look at your snot when u blow ur nose so u know if it's healthy are not :)
crazygirlnumber78 1 month ago
I is kinda true about the birthday thing!
9999jesse 1 month ago 2
lollllllll
bubblehalimah 1 month ago
I hate that i was just so mean to santa claus..
CuriousCandyCreature 1 month ago
haha jade reminds me of my old self. back then i welcomed hate,chaos and destruction. but that part of me is long buried now.
kefkaroth 1 month ago
im holding my breath!! hurry jade! respond
xxangelxxwolfquestxx 1 month ago
well I wanna know if its green, yellow or has no colour.... or red
BlueRosiC2 1 month ago 16
<3
TheMrgoku1985 1 month ago
i thought she hates the word tissue
rackenroll50 1 month ago
The only thing Jade loves is Beck
MollyMallyMilly12 1 month ago
i hate that i was just so mean to santa claus
MoryannaRox 1 month ago
dang girl i hate, i hate , i hate i,hate HOW MUCH THINGS U HATE!
Rasberypie44 1 month ago
jade is so ............interesting.
Firestorm2343 2 months ago
lol 'i hate that i was just so mean to santa clause' LOL
7ISMYFAVENUMBER 2 months ago
WHOOOAAAA!!!!!! ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH!!! :D
AbigailTrue 2 months ago
cat and jade are so funny and are really different
MsPisces15 2 months ago
i love when she talks about birthday parties lol
"Whooooo here comes death!"
haha
belbel99 2 months ago
LOL 1:05 - 1:12
astrodude888 2 months ago
1:43 LOOOOOOOOOOOL
MaiaDaMusicGirl 2 months ago
idon'tcare@iseriouslydon'tcare.com
icarlz800 2 months ago
Jade, Ur probably not gonna answer the email, so ur basically killing people. And I agree with the whole Santa thing, kinda.
PrincessAlyssHearts 2 months ago 2
i hVE FEELINGS XD
halfpipepuppies 2 months ago
Does Liz Gillies have a tattoo? Pause at 1:35 and look at her left arm. It looks like a star or something..
AngeliaAnimatronic 2 months ago
@AngeliaAnimatronic I'm not sure if it's just for the character or if it's real but i read somewhere that Jade West has a star tattoo on her wrist.
xXdanilovesyouXx 2 months ago
@xXdanilovesyouXx Oh okay, then it's probably for her character since it looks like half a star. I didn't think that was her wrist though, it seemed to high up but who knows, it might be haha.
AngeliaAnimatronic 2 months ago
yeah the snot in the tissue things gross
TheDANG200 2 months ago
woooooooo, here comes death!! XD
matthrash93 2 months ago
cat and jade and is likeme
PigPenDubstep 2 months ago
Actually Jade, every day we're one day closer to death, not just bday parties. :)
Lol, but this is hilarious! I always love Jade and Cat's segments. Aww... she felt guilty about being so mean to Santa Claus. Jade's so cute.
hinataismyrolemodel 2 months ago
Where do they get those remotes?
CaliKiitty 2 months ago
@CaliKiitty They probably came with the camera or something......
KookiiMunstar 2 months ago
WHOOOOOOOOO HERE COMES DEATH ! Yeah no thanks LOL
I LOVE JADE ♥
XxThealicecrazyxX 2 months ago
i love jade and cat <3 <3<3
408mayya 2 months ago
Woo! ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH! yeah no. -.- gotta love her sometimes xx
AriAriArianaG 2 months ago 7
I LOVE THE PART FROM 0:53 - 1:14 LOL
cats93ful 2 months ago 3
i love how there are no hates for this video.
Purpleeyedmist 2 months ago
Surprisingly, i actually agree with some of the stuff Jade hates! It makes sense.
RaymuusicluverDL 2 months ago
'I hate that I was just so mean to Santa'
DunlopRocks247 2 months ago 49
WHOO here comes death!!!!
marissavaldez97 2 months ago
I'm one year closer to never breathing again!!!
lol
Little reindeer heart attacks
lol
paintface1254 2 months ago
WOOOOOO!!! HERE COME DEATH!!!
yeah, no thanks.
I SWEAR DASHER AND DANCER ARE GOING TO HAVE LITTLE REINDEER HEAR ATTACKS TRYING TO PULL YOUR FLAB ALL OVER THE WORLD!!!
gemstone349 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 6
@gemstone349 actually dasher and prancer
mario64shine 2 months ago
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Say Ariana granda x10 clap x5 post this to 2 other videos then check your voice
dejamcdonald 2 months ago
LOL jade is funny
alexcrusherhearn 2 months ago
i have feelings i hate them lol jade is awesome
hypertailsx2 2 months ago 12
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A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten videos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am. didn't feel like having this happen to me
missobo332 2 months ago
i swear dasher and prancer are ganna have little reindeer heart attacks joggin ur flab all
over the world lolololol
TheYahoochick 2 months ago 4
@windyrose55555 I totally agree! Liz is soooo awesome and she makes a really great jade!
Countrymusicgal22 2 months ago
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She just nails her character! She really needs more episodes about her. Maybe explaining why Beck fell for her and how rough her life is. ^_^
windyrose55555 2 months ago
hahah
I hate that i was just so mean to Santa Claus
1:12
Lisilynn27 2 months ago
0:49 - 1:00 fav part
lopeahope 3 months ago
HELIROUS
cmystapowaz 3 months ago
'Seriously, I hate this guy.'
'I have feelings.....'
'I hate them.'
agirlaheartavoice 3 months ago 21
i dont want to celebrate the fact that im one year older to never breathing again WOO! ONE EAR OLDER CLOSER TO DEATH! hehe
mexicanchickkas 3 months ago
"i hate that i was so mean to santa claus.."
TheGoingcrazygirl 3 months ago 4
agree with santa
maddygreen8 3 months ago
the snot part......i agree with jade, it's disgusting
mileycyrusfan197 3 months ago
i hate birthday 2
h4mst3rm0nst3r 3 months ago
she has a really amazing lamp xD i want them also
Jiyu115 3 months ago
WOOOOOOOOOOOH, HERE COMES DEATH!
GleekMila 3 months ago
Santa : *wrotes Jade West in naughty list* hohohoh....
AnnieAzmiDaily 3 months ago
funniest of them all!!!!!!! she has a fair point about b-day parties though!
cheesecakesryummy 3 months ago
Do not say that to that boy
jakesherman956 3 months ago
seriously, i hate this guy.
i have feelings.
i hate them.
Cheerbabeforeverable 3 months ago
when she said "go file a complaint" i thought she was gunna say go fuck yourself...XDD
soraxroxas987 3 months ago
jade is funny
Tyreshaissweet 3 months ago
i swear dasher and prancer are gonna have little reindeer heart attacks trying to pull your flab all over the world! lol ohh jade:)
HarleyRiot101 3 months ago 3
WOO! HERE COMES DEATH!
:')
CadburyGlow 3 months ago 30
Lol she's hilarious and so is Trina and Demi Lovato!!! Sorry that was random but i like Demi Lovato.
kikko422 3 months ago
@kikko422 demi jade and trina are the FUNNIEST people ever! lol :D
demiduckylemonlucky 2 months ago
I LOVE JADE WOOOOH. HURRAY ONE STEP CLOSER TO DEATH !!!! Lol. XD
raybetson 3 months ago
woo here comes death dats wat my sis said wen she 4got a bday gift
chilchilaxdude 3 months ago
-I have feelings-
-I hate them-
u gotta love jade <3
lolawow1212 3 months ago 35
who is madlly in love with SC after this
Thehardrock567 1 month ago
I hate that I was so mean to Santa. LOL.
MsErica435 3 months ago 5
~Random weird guy~ jade: i hate this guy... -.-
~and the guy comes back~ jade: seriously? i hate this guy >.<
random fat guy: i have feelings... jade: i hate this guy *close video*
Duyenish 3 months ago
Just as I was thinking "HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SANTA CLAUS LIKE THAT!" Jade says "I hate that I was just so mean to Santa Claus." XD
TheOfficialRusher 3 months ago
Lol @LemonadeMouthFan6. U tryna be a hardcore troll on this when your name is lemonade mouth fan xD my five year old sister LOVES that movie.
zeldalove67 3 months ago
yea that guy does look annoying
TheDraculaura92 3 months ago
Why do u believe in Santa only kids believe that Santa is real ur a teenager not a kid!
LemonadeMouthfan6 3 months ago
Jade: By the way video is about stuff I hate. Btw Im awere off that stupid
LemonadeMouthfan6 3 months ago
I hate that I was just so mean to Santa Claus.. <3
missdawson9 3 months ago
wooo here comes death XD ahahaha
EdgarBrownVEVO 4 months ago 3
SERIOUSLy i hate this guy
you know i have feelings
i hate him!
anarri2011 4 months ago
I didn't know Santa ate pie too!
foodiolover33 4 months ago
At 1:05 My brother heard wat she said and laughed really really hard
kgirltwin23 4 months ago
thanks
saeed11223 4 months ago
that's red ink ....
...as far as you know XD
glennishere1 4 months ago 126
Hey, if U now a lot of elizabeth gillies so pleas tell me: What is the name of the song that jade sings on the episode jade get crashed?????????.
saeed11223 4 months ago
@saeed11223 the song is called okay by backhouse mike
firecracker8781 4 months ago
@saeed11223 im friends with liz on facebook
iheartvictorious991 4 months ago
XD WOOOW HERE COMES DEATH XD XD XDi hate that i was so mean to santaclaus XDXD ihate this guy XDXD i really hate this guy i have feelings i hate that XDXD
glennishere1 4 months ago
OMG! she said tissue!!!!!!!
cheyenne2131 4 months ago
i hate how santa is so fat as well. me and jade hate the same things.
knokdownsister 4 months ago
jade looks prettier with brown hair
knokdownsister 4 months ago
Jade and Cat are my favorite!
supaflyguyification 4 months ago 142
I can't breathe. This is freaking hilarious!!!!
sunshinepartaaaay 4 months ago 2
LOL
angelicacampanilla12 4 months ago
the sign is yellow.....i thought she hated yellow!!
abbeyDS 4 months ago
@abbeyDS that's why she smeared it with blood lol.
AngelicaSparrow27 4 months ago
- Seriously, I hate this guy!
- I have feelings!
- I hate them!
HAHAHA I LOVE JADE! ♥ ♥ ♥
EveBestLove 4 months ago
Haha LOL :D
thecheesegirlmc99 4 months ago
So....Jade still believes in Santa Claus...? Cool.
JustChaaDeeShow 4 months ago 2
Santa doesn't eat pie. Don't be rediculous... but you have a point
TheLLCoyote 4 months ago
Awesome! I also subbed, btw ♥
GilliesGrandeGrimmie 4 months ago
LOL
ThePopcorn102 5 months ago
Thats red ink as far as you know (blood)
MrLily443 5 months ago
1:44 I hate this guy xD
aitanuka 5 months ago