No offense but I don't have any friends and will never get a girlfriend. (that wasn't making fun of people saying no offense, I'm just talking about myself)
i know right i talk about this all the time. how are you going to say no offence and then say something offencive? its stupid rofl and i also hate people who say guess what when ever they want to tell you something.
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTHERHERETHHHHHHHHHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...iwntjlcspene..........GOD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CUT THIS SHIT WITH THE NO OFFENSE HE CEARED THAT UP
yeah i seen a train kept a rollin video and they said "no offense but i screwed your mom and screwed every last scream out off her dickhead" the vid is train kept a rollin is 358k
YOU WON A 1UP MY FRIEND. Oh yeah... LOL. (due to the fact i used lol is hiding everything i just said... caps dosent help tho.. ) I M LEARZOZRINZ D:D:D:D:D:D
I always thought people said it when the intent of the statement was not to hurt the person's feelings but it had to be said.
Like if one of your friends ask if she is fat, you don't want to lie to her, instead you state the truth and let her know that you are not trying to belittle with "no offense...but you kinda are."
Not saying that no offense doesn't make it any less hurtful though.
hahaha couldn't have said it better myself.
AlixWii 1 month ago
lol lu dis video so funny
ahop999 3 months ago
no offense but, you suck
ahop999 3 months ago
click on cc next to 480p and then click on transcribe audio.
funny as h.
blawlzorz105 4 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
bigunit1441 5 months ago
Sanford and Son gorilla cookies hehe...
2moongod8 6 months ago
Who are these guys ranting on?
Qualifacation 7 months ago
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damm right please watch my video
tcraigh1 8 months ago
keep pressing 9
thegoodboysize1 9 months ago
Hold down 2 looks like his masterbating
sammmyfotboll11 9 months ago
this is one for fat people, "no offence but the earth would rotate about 3 times faster without you
MrFitz219 1 year ago
No offense, but i'm gonna steal that shirt
PherociousPanda 1 year ago
No offense means defense will rock the stadium.
CapitalistDemocracy 1 year ago
No offense but I don't have any friends and will never get a girlfriend. (that wasn't making fun of people saying no offense, I'm just talking about myself)
trevdawg62 1 year ago
thank u. "no offence" SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
JesseStorck28 1 year ago
No offense to the people below but... LEARN TO SPELL CORRECTLY.
SugarWolf15 1 year ago
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mrdojob 1 year ago
why have pops with you?
iamcool1797 1 year ago
no offence but you suck
rangerinthehood 1 year ago
No Offence, NO FRIENDS!!!
Sk8Iegend 1 year ago
I don't know lool.
Genetic19 1 year ago
This video stopped me from saying no offense.
Stefarioman 1 year ago 2
No offense but EVERYBODY ALREADY SAID NO OFFENSE GOD
Chik0r0 1 year ago
No offense, but danny FCd this rant
EDB94 1 year ago
LOLOL
deathnight114 1 year ago
No offense but offense pops are good
MistaPinaple1111111 1 year ago
no offense but you say no offense to much in this video but no offense tho
joeyxExpertHero 1 year ago
THANK U VERY TRUE
mrmatt1871 1 year ago
LOL dude, that made my night
losbergen 1 year ago
one you missed was "not trying to be mean but"
rrabiddogproductions 2 years ago
fuck im Indian
Scarecrow545 2 years ago
hes jk
Pinklady9800 2 years ago
@Pinklady9800
I know haha
Scarecrow545 2 years ago
I don't want to cause emotional or physical or mental distress but you should really go kill yourself. HAHAHHA.
aglayanizenko 2 years ago 8
But, no offense.
HenryTheWerehog 2 years ago
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NO OFFENCE BUT DANNY ALREADY FC'D YOUR LIFE
is dis dlc or sumting
RedeyeOwnsYou 2 years ago
no offense but i say no offense to ppl all the time
TheCheeri0 2 years ago
lmao. i love your videos. :D
itsybeach 2 years ago
1.41 hahahahaha
freand80 2 years ago
No offense, but why are you yelling?
MKiller5 2 years ago
@MKiller5 cause hes ranting
JeremyFriggenLeger 2 years ago
"i doen no LUL" XD
pissed myself when he said
EVERYTHING
native americans smell weird..
TheRandomVideoMaker 2 years ago 2
No offense but your a fag
stonedpogo 2 years ago
No offense but danny has already fc'ed this video.
mario1136 2 years ago 3
1:15 outakes
hfe34 2 years ago
No offense but this was hilarious
MonkeYYboii07 2 years ago
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That was a waste of time. I can't believe I watched this. FML
guey92 2 years ago
no offense, but danny already FC'd this video ;)
flatnose666 2 years ago
your an idiot
i dont know lol
Lol you rule JLC
marcibros 2 years ago
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marcibros 2 years ago
no offense but you spelled no offense wrong
amazingshades 2 years ago
one of his best videos hahahahaha X)
Xxc1rcaxX13 2 years ago
A STAR IS BORN!!!!
Jefffdp 2 years ago
1:13 lol
WillyTacoSauce 2 years ago
lolololololololololol,this stuff is hilarious
philmstud2k 2 years ago
no offense, but danny already fc'ed this
lol
Freakazzoid49002 2 years ago
lol some1 shud pistol whip whoever came up with those terms xD
bloodydragon 2 years ago 3
yes offence
flip146 2 years ago
I think JLC is a pretty cool guy, he insults all teh retards and doesnt afreid of nething
FootballingExpert 2 years ago 3
the whole time you were talking i was thinking about hugging you :]]
candecornluver 2 years ago
Haha get a mom xD and a penis loooooooooool
Reatiremyspotlight 2 years ago
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No offense, but you a fucking douchbag
piemaster4 2 years ago
nofrance but i seen better videos
mytitans 2 years ago 2
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NO AFFENCE BUT FIRST COMMENT
gamekid19191919 2 years ago
ORLY
DarkAssasin497 2 years ago
i know right i talk about this all the time. how are you going to say no offence and then say something offencive? its stupid rofl and i also hate people who say guess what when ever they want to tell you something.
LEARN TO SPEAK PPL!!
monkeyjr58 2 years ago
LOL This is actually not that different from stand up comedy!! That's the best joke I've heard this week...
runesglove 2 years ago
No offense buy Danny already fced this toilet.
Rynojackax 2 years ago 29
....we indian people smell nice....
Koshysama 2 years ago
haha...i didnt think u wud actually be funny but this shit had me dyin..lmao..no offense..lol jk nice vid
kid4pr 2 years ago
OMG You're so funny! 5/5
FelineFantsy 2 years ago
idontknowlol
SwiftOmega 2 years ago
No offense, but GuitarHeroPhenom already FC'd No Offense twice over.
ckool5000 2 years ago 5
no offense but danny already fced this rant
Phailxsafe 2 years ago 3
1600th comment lolololloloolololo
rcrcool9 2 years ago
LOL
TheSamuraiDough 2 years ago
GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTHERHERETHHHHHHHHHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...iwntjlcspene..........GOD DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CUT THIS SHIT WITH THE NO OFFENSE HE CEARED THAT UP
devilstefan666 2 years ago
Actually no offense but YES OFFENSE!
Haloman777 2 years ago
No offense, the retard under my comment is a retard
JiMSter12 2 years ago 43
@JiMSter12 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH iLaffed outt loud Bro! Thatt was HILARIUS :DD
monkeyluver2333 5 months ago
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this is retarted
hatboatgoat 2 years ago
Lol "not to cause emotional, physical, or mental distress but uh kill yourself"
and youtube might take this down for copyright cause you put Corn Pops in this video, but no offense to youtube
lilbiz73 2 years ago
shirt looks awesome
MADdog4055 2 years ago
Uh, not saying your obese or something, but seriously, LOSE SOME WEIGHT. But no offense.
Kavanaghness 2 years ago
no offense but your funny as hell
dannylater 2 years ago
No offense but your rants are fucking awesome...
rcrcool9 2 years ago
The description. XD
"Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone."
OfficialChannelOfHi 2 years ago
No offense or anything but FRED SUCKS!!!
haha....awesome vid.
FieLdHouZ 2 years ago
omg! did u get that shirt from delias?
fuffypufferpants101 2 years ago
No offense but danny already FC'd this rant
Hyperscream 2 years ago 2
gorilla cookies!
purplepianoperson 2 years ago
The best part has to be "So you are causing offense,you're an idiot....I DUNO KNOW LOL" i couldn't stop laughing after that.
LTEzra 2 years ago
1:47 best part<3
PwnMehHarder 2 years ago
You should probably go sit in the corner with none of the friends that you don't have and shove THESE down your thoat.... no offense though...
Haha i love that line :D
kReEaYtEr 2 years ago
lol ur hilarius
TheHideck 2 years ago
6 miles away thong LMAO
bloodydragon 2 years ago
and who the fuck is sick of hearing No Homo >> when the fuck did that start??
bloodydragon 2 years ago 2
mmm i dont know lol
1CouldaHadaV8 2 years ago
funny how freds one million subs video is the first on related videos.
v4extreme 2 years ago 2
no offense you don't need to have caps lock on when you type your titles
abvdkjnbnb 2 years ago
1:42-1:44 LMFAO
slayerboi200000 2 years ago
O NO NO OFFENSE HE HE hö hö hö
allahpower777 2 years ago
lmfao nice
GuitarHeroNRandomnes 2 years ago
lol nice jlc
Matrixkool99 2 years ago 2
No offense that was the sorriest excuse for a youtube video I have seen... no offense.
BlueFlame1224 2 years ago
no offense dude but this video was AWESUM
speedy135789 2 years ago
no offense your spelling sucks, but still no offense
KingOfTerrors55 2 years ago
oh man that was amazing hahahaha your a genius hahaha
guitarkid68 2 years ago
"i mean not to be racist or anything but, i dont really like how indian people smell."
lol
wiidude1114 2 years ago
Lol love it JLC you should get a life a job a mum a girl friend a penis lol love it
jimmyhero33 2 years ago
lmfao! some 1 in my class says that all the time and it gets REALYYYY annoying!
hokeypokeyband 2 years ago
JLC FOR PRESIDENT.
bbbrendannn1 2 years ago 2
wow i just watched that fred guy ... he has the most subscribers on youtube ... what has the world come too :|..
d34thbl00m5 2 years ago 2
score hero
gheroben 2 years ago
hahahahahaha 1:43
JBuckee 2 years ago
offense meant. Fred does suck. Really? Really.
wowser77 2 years ago
sorry for being the noob here but what does the sh stand for in his name
bernerw15 2 years ago
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honestly, I'm sorry, but you are just so unfunny
daltort 2 years ago
no offense but fred can suck my dick....no offense....
pollosantamaria 2 years ago 2
he probably bould to because hes a faggot
dfeels123 2 years ago
1:47 lol
Thizz408Kid 2 years ago
Thats A Nice T-Shirt :)
Johnn1993 2 years ago
no offense but this isn't funny
no really good thats pissing me off too
tobitobide 2 years ago
no offense, but all you latinos can suck my dick
...no offense
wctushinski 2 years ago
no offense but whoever uses a line like "your mom" is a pathetic faggot wannabe douche bag loser fuck tard NO OFFENSE!!!
BobbyBoy360 2 years ago
yeah i seen a train kept a rollin video and they said "no offense but i screwed your mom and screwed every last scream out off her dickhead" the vid is train kept a rollin is 358k
Brittcole 2 years ago
i don't like how indian ppl smell hahahaahh good one jlc xD
BobbyBoy360 2 years ago
No offense could be debatable by saying no offense to a topic that he/she might think will be offensive to you. Well anyway cool vid XD
gosuckajd 2 years ago
LMAO!!! NO OFFENSE
shakirs1388 2 years ago
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SexyPinkLipstick 2 years ago
lol dont flip out james...
funnybuddy25 2 years ago
danny is a fag
Gestaposaurus 2 years ago
No offense
handsomecougar 2 years ago
this video = LMAO ............no offense teehee
Gestaposaurus 2 years ago
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fuck YOU I SAY NO OFFENSE
supershadow02 2 years ago
1:47 lol
waybo3 2 years ago
1:40 - I laugh so much at this XD
TheMissWin 2 years ago
lol, you are fucking funny.
abc11447741 2 years ago
YOU WON A 1UP MY FRIEND. Oh yeah... LOL. (due to the fact i used lol is hiding everything i just said... caps dosent help tho.. ) I M LEARZOZRINZ D:D:D:D:D:D
TheLegendpr0 2 years ago
You remind of Ashton Kutcher. lol
KenjiStar5 2 years ago
who likes how indians smell but u no no offence
BeefSupreme101 2 years ago
hahahha lmfao
DANNY alreaady Fc'd this song hahahah
Xxc1rcaxX13 2 years ago
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU
no offence
and my fave part is the "not to cause emotional, physical or mental distress, but..uh..kill yourself. XD XD
saltyfriez 2 years ago
this is video is so true.
XSwiftRainX 2 years ago
so true lol
AF08 2 years ago
Gorilla cookies. I'd eat them.
weeheehoo 2 years ago
No offense, but Danny already fc'ed this rant
SvupperZ 2 years ago 8
haha, gd one :D
ColdFusionSH 2 years ago
and shove these down your throat. xD! lmfao. you rock
bandgeekxx20 2 years ago
No Offense, YOURE F*CKING RIGTH...
NawbTuber 2 years ago
1:41 lol my favorite part
i laugh my ass off everytime XD
VampireTacos 2 years ago
"Not to cause emotional, physical, or mental distress but, uh, kill yourself"
makes me rofl every time
buckie92 2 years ago
i hate people who say that they're gay
heatherdurds 2 years ago
thank you, i've made this arguement for years
LPRunescape 2 years ago
dude u look like frank mir (ufc fighter)
TENNESSEETITAN72 2 years ago
Indian people do smell bad, I'll give you that.
VinodKJames 2 years ago 6
1:14...
zackattack876 2 years ago
Which is why when I know I'm causing offense, i say offense intended.
gamer3425 2 years ago
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no offance but u r gay and wats up with the shouting and FRED IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN U!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tnDianna 2 years ago
no, fred is not, hes not funny JLC is way better then fred.
thedawg4 2 years ago 4
FRED IS DUMB
FREDSUCKS1236 2 years ago 6
james is way better than fred. fred sucks monkey balls
Linkx360gh 2 years ago 9
you must be a girl, XD
willemowns 2 years ago
ahhhh i love the gorilla cookies one. i say it all the freaking time!
lexilovesthejobros 2 years ago
gotta have my pops!
Peshkatz 2 years ago
its not good for ur health if ur so excited
orangechallenger 2 years ago
NO OFFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!
Turuliki 2 years ago
Good video. You got the point. Bud why are you always shouting.?
ThePunkRockLady 2 years ago
lol gorilla cookies XD
ChristyC10 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLLL
JayShadower 2 years ago
Powned
xXMusicxLuvaxMisaXx 2 years ago
hahahaha "no offense but you're fat" lol
Guitarherosonic13 2 years ago
No offence but you need to calm down.
TheAtomicFilms 2 years ago 3
I always thought people said it when the intent of the statement was not to hurt the person's feelings but it had to be said.
Like if one of your friends ask if she is fat, you don't want to lie to her, instead you state the truth and let her know that you are not trying to belittle with "no offense...but you kinda are."
Not saying that no offense doesn't make it any less hurtful though.
madara021 2 years ago
You are so great. Lol.
sarahloveshim87 2 years ago
yer not funny and should commite harakiri
achokingvitcim 2 years ago
yeah neither are you and err dont be a nerd and just say suicide next time
MRMANCMAN 2 years ago
good one dead mom
achokingvitcim 2 years ago
what he said ^
MRMANCMAN 2 years ago
YOU TALK SO LOUD!
klarrissalikesyou 2 years ago
Hey no offense but FRED HAS A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS! SERIOUSLY?! GET OUT OF HERE! funny as fuck
Icy588 2 years ago
you need to make more videos daily :)
you could be great !
chickzbeforedickz 2 years ago
lol 1:30 1:33
MontageManiax 2 years ago
u shud probably fall through the earth LMAO
Naruto5tails 2 years ago