Once i tried to write "mom, can i stay at Mary's tonight? Her mom invited me" and it came out "mom, can i stay with Mary's Pub tonight? Her mom wants me there"
Some of these just don't make any sense. I've never had auto-correct come of with completely different words that have totally different spelling. I mean Motts applesauce instead of mortgage payment? Makes no sense, also is it so hard to look at your text before you send it, you'd think it be pretty when you're trying to spell something and some other word pops up. How do you not see the big difference? So weird.
I love this segment! I started watching her videos and told myself I'll watch a few. But no, I been sitting here watching for hours. She always makes my day. This is my therapy.
these are always so fake the words that they send arent even spelled similarly to the ones that they were trying to send. And auto correct wont change something into two words like "motts apple sauce" because it would correct the first word first.
@viewerytviper I know I keep saying the same thing. It makes no sense at all and how would people not see that a completely different word was spelt than what they were trying to type? It'd be obvious and as many times as I've text, I've never had auto correct come up with a COMPLETELY different word with totally different spelling. Even the simple "hang" one. The phone isn't going to but bang if you using the key with the H.
i was talking to my best friend and i was like your sooooooooooooo funny and it said spoon phoney and he got it the wrong way and didnt talk to me after that lol!
Hey, Ellen. I don't know if you'll see this but If everyone could thumb this up it would help her too see this! I know this is a highly popular video and that's why I have decided to post this here. There is a young man who works as a teacher for special ed students at school and he wants to end the "r" word (retard) and he needs Ellen's help. Here is his video: /watch?v=_GodFq6NU00
@limegreenbacon So does mine but if you look at most of the sites with these pictures 30% end in "im throwing this phone in the trash" about 50% mess up where the battery or time goes and you can tell it's fake. It's just sad how people make things up and try to be funny with it. The original ones are funny but the 2 million almost exactly alike conversations get me annoyed at how many people fake them.
i tried to send my gay friend omar this text that said 'not coming out gonna hit the hay' but what auto correct sent was 'not coming out gonna hit the hay you motherfucking faggot' :S
As far as the 1 million moms organization group and people that have there beliefs' that God thinks its wrong . Its there freedom of expression to express there opinion. Its not good for anyone to be a hater. If you choose not to shop at jcpenney because you think homosexuality is wrong and you don't support it don't shop at jcpenney. If you support homosexuality then shop at jcpenney. Its your right to choose. But none of us should be haters.
@soulsistaswagg hahaha, lol, you got 154 likes already. Guess what? once i wrote comment saying 200 likes i will make cover of video and put on utube and at least 30 mins l8r, i had 253 likes. weird! im riting short nd leving words nd letters out lol i nver do dat
my dad was picking me up from my moms house and i said "okay ill be there in a sex dad" i meant sec. but i have an iphone so it changed it and i didnt see it before i sent it
I'm laughing so hard it's really starting to hurt...I'm worried!
fabiozgirl 21 minutes ago
That means they don't know how to spell:))
alsingnice 3 hours ago
"just come home" LMAO
vietn207 8 hours ago
lol this is hella funny
NanoNano256 13 hours ago
Just cum home lol
Computermonkey22 21 hours ago
Once i tried to write "mom, can i stay at Mary's tonight? Her mom invited me" and it came out "mom, can i stay with Mary's Pub tonight? Her mom wants me there"
edmundo231 21 hours ago
you can find much more of these at whysiriwhy DOT c/om/
kirdot2011 1 day ago
LMFAO
OfficiaAzin 1 day ago
I've seen the last one on Facebook! XD
blackstreakgirls 2 days ago
LMAO! THIS IS HILARIOUS....I loved the last one!
TheJahneshaBrown 2 days ago
Lol I love this!
junegal1991 2 days ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEE HAHAHAHA!
Ranooyful 2 days ago
bahaha the one about the girl going to bang a gregs house is so funny
kittykatporter 2 days ago
dudeeee im dying with Ellen videos hahahaha
hertru 2 days ago 2
Some of these just don't make any sense. I've never had auto-correct come of with completely different words that have totally different spelling. I mean Motts applesauce instead of mortgage payment? Makes no sense, also is it so hard to look at your text before you send it, you'd think it be pretty when you're trying to spell something and some other word pops up. How do you not see the big difference? So weird.
xxviciousbeautyxx 2 days ago
ELLEN! I need sleep!
unsamunir 2 days ago 2
I love this segment! I started watching her videos and told myself I'll watch a few. But no, I been sitting here watching for hours. She always makes my day. This is my therapy.
teathepinky 2 days ago
Ellen's auto-correct segment is the best.
REGirYoshiSuper8 3 days ago 5
kid hey mom can i go and bang with my friend ma said WTF u r at least 13 NO WAY
usaboreing 3 days ago
@usaboreing You arent funny
OmNomNom451 3 days ago
LOL "We're just gonna bang. His mother doesn't care also." xD
CaptainTia 3 days ago
she has like a million names for this segment. 1 - did i just type that? 2 - Auto Incorrect 3 - Auto Correct Not So Correct.
iloveyoubiatchs143 3 days ago 5
@MissCathrynRose so true i put one video and promised myself it would only be one that was at 11pm its now 3AM
katrinaandariana 3 days ago
theres a reason why its called a SMART PHONE... HHAHAHAHA!
uniqued 3 days ago 2
too bad some are fakes
jimmog52 3 days ago
lol ''just come home.'' XD
PumpItUpChick09 4 days ago
haah :)
itzelgodinez11 4 days ago
these are always so fake the words that they send arent even spelled similarly to the ones that they were trying to send. And auto correct wont change something into two words like "motts apple sauce" because it would correct the first word first.
viewerytviper 4 days ago
@viewerytviper I know I keep saying the same thing. It makes no sense at all and how would people not see that a completely different word was spelt than what they were trying to type? It'd be obvious and as many times as I've text, I've never had auto correct come up with a COMPLETELY different word with totally different spelling. Even the simple "hang" one. The phone isn't going to but bang if you using the key with the H.
xxviciousbeautyxx 2 days ago
i was talking to my best friend and i was like your sooooooooooooo funny and it said spoon phoney and he got it the wrong way and didnt talk to me after that lol!
Botdfgirl2000 4 days ago
*hang!! Wow -.- lol
RhiRhi151 4 days ago
Lmao got bang from hand. How terrible •.• hahaha
RhiRhi151 4 days ago
I love her show, sucks it's not aired in my country anymore!!!
Silverbleedy 4 days ago
@Silverbleedy that is sad
mhgirsl 3 days ago
wtf how can you mean morage and say motts applesauce he meant to say it
concon2001 4 days ago
lol at MOTTS APPLESAUCE!!!
casykay 4 days ago
motts applesauce ahahahahaha
CaliforniaRaspberry 4 days ago
You know when you click on one Ellen Video and you can just tell you're going to be watching her for hours... yep.. happened to me too!
MissCathrynRose 5 days ago 435
@MissCathrynRose Haha, I never planned it, but it just happened!
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salamoota 5 days ago
Lmfao!
hfed1998 5 days ago
LOL Bang - Hang
Violet2460 5 days ago
:D We are gonna bang. :L
YordanDim2 5 days ago
WTF Jason
andysunstory 5 days ago 9
Yeah, we're just going to go bang
atjk2000 6 days ago 3
my best friend was taliking 2 her friend taylor and instead of her saying taping her board she said raping her board
maddy102pigpig 6 days ago 3
@maddy102pigpig LOL XD i bet u were thinking WTF O_O when she sent that XD
Joyjune114 6 days ago
I'm crying from laughing too hard.
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luvs2laffalot 6 days ago
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I almost died laughing at the last one
lovemusic195yt 6 days ago
anyone else notice ALL of these fails are iphone or other apple products (which come out weekly) hmmmmmmm
TheItalianchamp 1 week ago
Anybody else notice that all the phones have 80% left ?
LaylaandSamantha 1 week ago 4
@LaylaandSamantha that's because it's the background its not actually pictures of the convo.
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SnIpEyOuDuDe 1 week ago
omg the last one makes me dying here
incrediablelove 1 week ago
ELLEN!!!>>> YOU"RE GONNA GET ME FIRED!
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last one was most likely a slip of the thumb rather than autocorrect's fault.
aziangr1 1 week ago
LOL!!!
tvfanatic4ever 1 week ago
Auto-correct READS MINDS!
lol
bluewhale18 1 week ago 31
Just come home lol!!!!!!
TheShAdOwFoRm 1 week ago 3
20 people are clumsy thumbsy
OriginalRTyst 1 week ago
Did you know on the phones you can go to settings and go to some stuff and hit no auto correct? That used to happen to me all the time
bigEluv10 1 week ago
The last one WAS NOT the auto-correct
BLfan22 1 week ago
@BLfan22 still funny though.
Origamisarah 1 week ago
LOLLLLLLS i bet the girl meant to say bang
sandyyzhou 1 week ago
Sorry Ellen, I have 1 more
Me (mattea): ok, look up my Skype, you will know that it's me
Hayley:ok, 1 sex
Me:Hahahahaha
Hayley:oh damn autocorrect
Me:HAHAHAHA
I...CAN'T...BREATH
monstermash155 1 week ago
@monstermash155
leegilliam1 1 week ago
OMG the last one! need i say more?
saphira41999 1 week ago
"Just come home."
LOL
3lovesush3 1 week ago
Fuck I hate when that happens
ElderWound 1 week ago
Auto-correct got that last one right.
monacojojo 1 week ago 498
@monacojojo LOL!
nessaholichu 4 days ago
Yeah SURE autocorrect on the last one XDDDDD
TheNarutolover28 1 week ago
it is exactly six in the morning and i laughed so hard at the last one i just woke up my mom. lol
alyricalmess1 1 week ago
hahahhaha autocorrect
14honeydancer 1 week ago
The applesauce was hilarious. I'm still laughing.
Cecy050293 1 week ago
The motts applesauce one had me cracking up!!!
ctownprincess87 1 week ago
@ctownprincess87 I laughed at screwed wayne newton ^_^
Selfharmamber 1 week ago
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Hey, Ellen. I don't know if you'll see this but If everyone could thumb this up it would help her too see this! I know this is a highly popular video and that's why I have decided to post this here. There is a young man who works as a teacher for special ed students at school and he wants to end the "r" word (retard) and he needs Ellen's help. Here is his video: /watch?v=_GodFq6NU00
Help spread the word, people!
goofygobber101 1 week ago
hahahaha
just come home.
ellaheartsmcrpatdfob 1 week ago
@TeleTubbiesAndMe Shhhhh! Don't blow my cover
soulsistaswagg 1 week ago
Mom can i go to Greg's tonight? were just going to bang tonight... i laugh my fucking ass off.
ElizebethGilles21fan 1 week ago 3
@TheViolinIce It's Not The Actual Text Pic!(:
ThePollaloca 1 week ago
what the heck my computer was buffering and it looked like it was on there thing lol
maxthom99 1 week ago
@TheImogenHart What?
soulsistaswagg 1 week ago
They all have the battery 80%.. strange...
TheViolinIce 1 week ago
@justsobella not really, my phone f#cks up like this all the time
limegreenbacon 1 week ago
@limegreenbacon So does mine but if you look at most of the sites with these pictures 30% end in "im throwing this phone in the trash" about 50% mess up where the battery or time goes and you can tell it's fake. It's just sad how people make things up and try to be funny with it. The original ones are funny but the 2 million almost exactly alike conversations get me annoyed at how many people fake them.
justsobella 1 week ago
LTW
cristindene86 1 week ago
I wonder if she knows most of these things are fake :/
justsobella 1 week ago
@justsobella
who cares, its fun anyways
B1L4N 1 week ago 5
@B1L4N True it just makes me mad.
justsobella 1 week ago
smartphOWNED
sibubble16 1 week ago 5
ellen makes this so much more funnier, i went to the website... it isn't as funny as watching it in ellen!
nahtabigdeal 1 week ago 2
OMG I almost died laughing at the last one
Doya89 1 week ago 328
@Doya89i didnt laugh at ALL! I was like -____________-
i dint even smile... crap
Flo23211 1 week ago
@Doya89 i didnt laugh at all ! i was like: -________-
This is crap... i didnt even smile!
and now u guys gonna dislike my comment but im just saying my opinion.
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@Doya89 i didnt laugh at all ! i was like: -________-
This is crap... i didnt even smile!
and now u guys gonna dislike my comment but im just saying my opinion...
Flo23211 1 week ago
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@Doya89 i didnt laugh at all ! i was like: -________-
This is crap... i didnt even smile!
and now u guys gonna dislike my comment but im just saying my opinion...
Flo23211 1 week ago
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@Doya89 i didnt laugh at all ! i was like: -________-
This is crap... i didnt even smile!
and now u guys gonna dislike my comment but im just saying my opinion........
Flo23211 1 week ago
Ellen thank you for all the laughter.
odd0odium 1 week ago
ive never laughed this much. EllenForever<3
IdinaAWICKEDelphaba 1 week ago
I love her show...i need to take a day off from work one day just to watch her show!
Hellokitty5480 1 week ago
I have soo many autocorrects. LOL but i doubt Ellen would show em on the show O_O
Xyan11 1 week ago
we're just going to "BANG" lol!
gomezandemi 1 week ago 4
just come home
MsMusictrance 1 week ago
LOL we're just going to bang
scissorscut123 1 week ago
LOL
L8DKDNA1 1 week ago
i tried to send my gay friend omar this text that said 'not coming out gonna hit the hay' but what auto correct sent was 'not coming out gonna hit the hay you motherfucking faggot' :S
MrAwabAlmalik 1 week ago
always 80% lol BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ELLEN!!! (y)
monsterpunk25 1 week ago
HAHAHa
TheSuperMarija 1 week ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
would've been funny if they were actually real messages
rasmusfalk 1 week ago
Would have been great if the mother had replied "Your father was there" before she realised the auto correct mistake.
Award80 1 week ago 3
They are from the Damn You Auto Correct website. Not cool.
KosmoAntoninus 1 week ago
LOL, poor people. It happens to me.
ALLLLLLL THE TIME!!!!!! Not like this though :P
Grooovemonkey2121 1 week ago
Ducking Aunt!
darketernal3 2 weeks ago
I cnt stop laughing!
21Kwilson 2 weeks ago
LOL i love the applesauce one :D
Dream4evz108 2 weeks ago
b and h are close on the keypad...
njnkawaii 2 weeks ago
bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!! laughing sooooo hard i can't breathe just like jason said ahahahahahahahahah! i have seen millions of these!
rockstarrs21 2 weeks ago
lol ok once i texted my boyfriend
i love you
and it changed my msg to i dump you
ya know way im geting out of that one
Creativecrafts131 2 weeks ago
@Creativecrafts131 im gonna assume somehow your phone corrected no to know or you were trying to leave a creative pun
deathendz 2 weeks ago
@deathendz
lol i didn't notice that
Creativecrafts131 2 weeks ago
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Creativecrafts131 2 weeks ago
I LIVE IN PEMBROKE PINES -333
TheVotiveRegent 2 weeks ago
now that's why i turned MY autocorrect off. (:
mayondawn 2 weeks ago 5
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As far as the 1 million moms organization group and people that have there beliefs' that God thinks its wrong . Its there freedom of expression to express there opinion. Its not good for anyone to be a hater. If you choose not to shop at jcpenney because you think homosexuality is wrong and you don't support it don't shop at jcpenney. If you support homosexuality then shop at jcpenney. Its your right to choose. But none of us should be haters.
bestwayusa1 2 weeks ago
the 18 ppl tht disliked this mama's probably didnt let them bang @ Greg's
MriluvJordanJansen 2 weeks ago 9
Last one is the best!!
MissKity00 2 weeks ago
if i keep watching these i'm gonna piss my pants. .
agabe11 2 weeks ago 2
Ellen is so impossible to dislike! : )
snakeboyguam10 2 weeks ago 62
@snakeboyguam10 IKR!
SillyLilly000 1 week ago
I love Ellen more than life
TheDebbieReyhan 2 weeks ago
JUST COME HOME, SHE PROBS DIDNT BELIEVE HER! ahhhhhhhhhhh in deep poop!
bieberbeanlol 2 weeks ago 3
i can't breathe... HELP
nahtabigdeal 2 weeks ago
"Over my dead body Kathleen!!!!!!" haha how do yu turn overtime into playboy???
Koley411 2 weeks ago
hahaha hilarious
32eliana 2 weeks ago
Every time Ellen chuckles like that everyone just laughs like crazy. I want to learn the ELLEN CHUCKLE! I bet it has load of advantages :)
EauDeSnap 2 weeks ago 5
Poor greg lol
xxdeucesx 2 weeks ago
I hate when ur 300 dollars short on ur motts applesauce payment! Happens to me all the time
soulsistaswagg 2 weeks ago 268
@soulsistaswagg so true!
shamilton240899 1 week ago
@soulsistaswagg hahaha, lol, you got 154 likes already. Guess what? once i wrote comment saying 200 likes i will make cover of video and put on utube and at least 30 mins l8r, i had 253 likes. weird! im riting short nd leving words nd letters out lol i nver do dat
TheImogenHart 1 week ago
@soulsistaswagg JASON?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?
TeleTubbiesAndMe 1 week ago
@soulsistaswagg ikr
TheModernKillcam 1 week ago
@soulsistaswagg
whats "motts applesauce?"
I know its a brand of applesauce, but was there supposed to be another meaning??
disCHICK1996 1 week ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@disCHICK1996 It's funny because the other person thought they spent like 300 dollars on apple sauce.
Andythemn3 1 week ago
we're just going to bang xP lol
LosNietosBrave4 2 weeks ago 2
oh my god..greg is the name of my ex......>_> wonder wat hes been up to//
tawnihart13241 2 weeks ago
HEY 1:10 THATS MY NAME XD
JaysonManns 2 weeks ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
Auto Incorrect is what i call it after i saw this
JaysonManns 2 weeks ago in playlist Clumsy Thumbsy
stupid auto correct... lol
randomsvidss 2 weeks ago
i hate when ur mom says: just come home
marissalove99 2 weeks ago 8
applesauce!
angelicx 2 weeks ago 3
hahah the last one
itsblondefashion01 2 weeks ago
i bet that half of these are fakes
Z11Recon 2 weeks ago 6
zerkaa :D
TheonlyMrdynomite 2 weeks ago 23
@perryton It helps sometimes lol
lovepoison102 2 weeks ago
why no one knows how to switch off the auto-correct? LOL
perryton 2 weeks ago
@perryton Yes, but auto-correct is just so funny!!! LOL
Viskiboy18 2 weeks ago
"wtf jason" haha
hollywoodshopaholic 2 weeks ago
now i gotta look for @helloniyi 's comment....
shaktimaan09 2 weeks ago 4
"...and she writes back, just come home." ~ EPIC.
SuperKezia 2 weeks ago 7
i love you ellen XD
Mygurlstube 2 weeks ago
"auto-correct, surely he means MOTTS APPLESAUCE"
misspinkerbell858 2 weeks ago 4
motts applesauce xD
TheLemon280 2 weeks ago
my dad was picking me up from my moms house and i said "okay ill be there in a sex dad" i meant sec. but i have an iphone so it changed it and i didnt see it before i sent it
biebersbiggestfan818 2 weeks ago
Ellen doing these are so hillbilly ...I meant to write hilarious XD
Eyeglompyou 2 weeks ago
Why are the messages green, when they're supposed to be blue, coz its iMessage!? Lol .. awksss
dnniet 2 weeks ago
@dnniet u dont know its iMessage?
sine2211 2 weeks ago
@sine2211 yeahh but iMessage supoosed to be blue, not green.. right?
well here in australia its like that.. lol
dnniet 1 week ago
please do these more!!!
BooksBeautyBrittany 2 weeks ago
"We were Just gunna bang for awhile" lol gets me everytime.
TheMacbarbie13 2 weeks ago
just come home! lmfao
HaileyHuntisamazing 2 weeks ago
"How much applesauce did you buy from them! WTF Jason" lmao gets me every time.
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