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  • I'm laughing so hard it's really starting to hurt...I'm worried!

  • That means they don't know how to spell:))

  • "just come home" LMAO

  • lol this is hella funny

  • Just cum home lol

  • Once i tried to write "mom, can i stay at Mary's tonight? Her mom invited me" and it came out "mom, can i stay with Mary's Pub tonight? Her mom wants me there"

  • you can find much more of these at whysiriwhy DOT c/om/

  • LMFAO

  • I've seen the last one on Facebook! XD

  • LMAO! THIS IS HILARIOUS....I loved the last one!

  • Lol I love this!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEE HAHAHAHA!

  • bahaha the one about the girl going to bang a gregs house is so funny

  • dudeeee im dying with Ellen videos hahahaha

  • Some of these just don't make any sense. I've never had auto-correct come of with completely different words that have totally different spelling. I mean Motts applesauce instead of mortgage payment? Makes no sense, also is it so hard to look at your text before you send it, you'd think it be pretty when you're trying to spell something and some other word pops up. How do you not see the big difference? So weird.

  • ELLEN! I need sleep!

  • I love this segment! I started watching her videos and told myself I'll watch a few. But no, I been sitting here watching for hours. She always makes my day. This is my therapy.

  • Ellen's auto-correct segment is the best.

  • kid hey mom can i go and bang with my friend ma said WTF u r at least 13 NO WAY

  • @usaboreing You arent funny

  • LOL "We're just gonna bang. His mother doesn't care also." xD

  • she has like a million names for this segment. 1 - did i just type that? 2 - Auto Incorrect 3 - Auto Correct Not So Correct.

  • @MissCathrynRose so true i put one video and promised myself it would only be one that was at 11pm its now 3AM

  • theres a reason why its called a SMART PHONE... HHAHAHAHA!

  • too bad some are fakes

  • lol ''just come home.'' XD

  • haah :)

  • these are always so fake the words that they send arent even spelled similarly to the ones that they were trying to send. And auto correct wont change something into two words like "motts apple sauce" because it would correct the first word first.

  • @viewerytviper I know I keep saying the same thing. It makes no sense at all and how would people not see that a completely different word was spelt than what they were trying to type? It'd be obvious and as many times as I've text, I've never had auto correct come up with a COMPLETELY different word with totally different spelling. Even the simple "hang" one. The phone isn't going to but bang if you using the key with the H.

  • i was talking to my best friend and i was like your sooooooooooooo funny and it said spoon phoney and he got it the wrong way and didnt talk to me after that lol!

  • *hang!! Wow -.- lol

  • Lmao got bang from hand. How terrible •.• hahaha

  • I love her show, sucks it's not aired in my country anymore!!!

  • @Silverbleedy that is sad

  • wtf how can you mean morage and say motts applesauce he meant to say it

  • lol at MOTTS APPLESAUCE!!!

  • motts applesauce ahahahahaha

  • You know when you click on one Ellen Video and you can just tell you're going to be watching her for hours... yep.. happened to me too!

  • @MissCathrynRose Haha, I never planned it, but it just happened!

  • Lmfao!

  • LOL Bang - Hang

  • :D We are gonna bang. :L

  • WTF Jason

  • Yeah, we're just going to go bang

  • my best friend was taliking 2 her friend taylor and instead of her saying taping her board she said raping her board

  • @maddy102pigpig LOL XD i bet u were thinking WTF O_O when she sent that XD

  • I'm crying from laughing too hard.

  • anyone else notice ALL of these fails are iphone or other apple products (which come out weekly) hmmmmmmm

  • Anybody else notice that all the phones have 80% left ?

  • @LaylaandSamantha that's because it's the background its not actually pictures of the convo.

  • omg the last one makes me dying here

  • ELLEN!!!>>> YOU"RE GONNA GET ME FIRED!

  • last one was most likely a slip of the thumb rather than autocorrect's fault.

  • LOL!!!

  • Auto-correct READS MINDS!

    lol

  • Just come home lol!!!!!!

  • 20 people are clumsy thumbsy

  • Did you know on the phones you can go to settings and go to some stuff and hit no auto correct? That used to happen to me all the time

  • The last one WAS NOT the auto-correct

  • @BLfan22 still funny though.

  • LOLLLLLLS i bet the girl meant to say bang

  • Sorry Ellen, I have 1 more

    Me (mattea): ok, look up my Skype, you will know that it's me

    Hayley:ok, 1 sex

    Me:Hahahahaha

    Hayley:oh damn autocorrect

    Me:HAHAHAHA

    I...CAN'T...BREATH

  • OMG the last one! need i say more?

  • "Just come home."

    LOL

  • Fuck I hate when that happens

  • Auto-correct got that last one right.

  • @monacojojo LOL!

  • Yeah SURE autocorrect on the last one XDDDDD

  • it is exactly six in the morning and i laughed so hard at the last one i just woke up my mom. lol

  • hahahhaha autocorrect

  • The applesauce was hilarious. I'm still laughing. 

  • The motts applesauce one had me cracking up!!!

  • @ctownprincess87 I laughed at screwed wayne newton ^_^

  • hahahaha

    just come home.

  • @TeleTubbiesAndMe Shhhhh! Don't blow my cover

  • Mom can i go to Greg's tonight? were just going to bang tonight... i laugh my fucking ass off.

  • @TheViolinIce It's Not The Actual Text Pic!(:

  • what the heck my computer was buffering and it looked like it was on there thing lol

  • @TheImogenHart What?

  • They all have the battery 80%.. strange...

  • @justsobella not really, my phone f#cks up like this all the time

  • @limegreenbacon So does mine but if you look at most of the sites with these pictures 30% end in "im throwing this phone in the trash" about 50% mess up where the battery or time goes and you can tell it's fake. It's just sad how people make things up and try to be funny with it. The original ones are funny but the 2 million almost exactly alike conversations get me annoyed at how many people fake them.

  • LTW

  • I wonder if she knows most of these things are fake :/

  • @justsobella

    who cares, its fun anyways

  • @B1L4N True it just makes me mad.

  • smartphOWNED

  • ellen makes this so much more funnier, i went to the website... it isn't as funny as watching it in ellen!

  • OMG I almost died laughing at the last one

  • @Doya89i didnt laugh at ALL! I was like -____________-

    i dint even smile... crap

  • @Doya89 i didnt laugh at all ! i was like: -________-

    This is crap... i didnt even smile!

    and now u guys gonna dislike my comment but im just saying my opinion.

  • Ellen thank you for all the laughter.

  • ive never laughed this much. EllenForever<3

  • I love her show...i need to take a day off from work one day just to watch her show!

  • I have soo many autocorrects. LOL but i doubt Ellen would show em on the show O_O

  • we're just going to "BANG" lol!

  • just come home

  • LOL we're just going to bang

  • LOL

  • i tried to send my gay friend omar this text that said 'not coming out gonna hit the hay' but what auto correct sent was 'not coming out gonna hit the hay you motherfucking faggot' :S

  • always 80% lol BUT I STILL LOVE YOU ELLEN!!! (y)

  • HAHAHa

  • would've been funny if they were actually real messages

  • Would have been great if the mother had replied "Your father was there" before she realised the auto correct mistake.

  • They are from the Damn You Auto Correct website. Not cool.

  • LOL, poor people. It happens to me.

    ALLLLLLL THE TIME!!!!!! Not like this though :P

  • Ducking Aunt!

  • I cnt stop laughing!

  • LOL i love the applesauce one :D

  • b and h are close on the keypad...

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!­! laughing sooooo hard i can't breathe just like jason said ahahahahahahahahah! i have seen millions of these!

  • lol ok once i texted my boyfriend

    i love you

    and it changed my msg to i dump you

    ya know way im geting out of that one

  • @Creativecrafts131 im gonna assume somehow your phone corrected no to know or you were trying to leave a creative pun

  • @deathendz

    lol i didn't notice that

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  • I LIVE IN PEMBROKE PINES -333

  • now that's why i turned MY autocorrect off. (:

  • the 18 ppl tht disliked this mama's probably didnt let them bang @ Greg's

  • Last one is the best!!

  • if i keep watching these i'm gonna piss my pants. .

    

  • Ellen is so impossible to dislike! : )

  • @snakeboyguam10 IKR!

  • I love Ellen more than life

  • JUST COME HOME, SHE PROBS DIDNT BELIEVE HER! ahhhhhhhhhhh in deep poop!

  • i can't breathe... HELP

  • "Over my dead body Kathleen!!!!!!" haha how do yu turn overtime into playboy???

  • hahaha hilarious

  • Every time Ellen chuckles like that everyone just laughs like crazy. I want to learn the ELLEN CHUCKLE! I bet it has load of advantages :)

  • Poor greg lol

  • I hate when ur 300 dollars short on ur motts applesauce payment! Happens to me all the time

  • @soulsistaswagg  so true!

  • @soulsistaswagg hahaha, lol, you got 154 likes already. Guess what? once i wrote comment saying 200 likes i will make cover of video and put on utube and at least 30 mins l8r, i had 253 likes. weird! im riting short nd leving words nd letters out lol i nver do dat

  • @soulsistaswagg JASON?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?

  • @soulsistaswagg

    whats "motts applesauce?"

    I know its a brand of applesauce, but was there supposed to be another meaning??

  • @disCHICK1996 It's funny because the other person thought they spent like 300 dollars on apple sauce.

  • we're just going to bang xP lol

  • oh my god..greg is the name of my ex......>_> wonder wat hes been up to//

  • HEY 1:10 THATS MY NAME XD

  • Auto Incorrect is what i call it after i saw this

  • stupid auto correct... lol

  • i hate when ur mom says: just come home

  • applesauce!

  • hahah the last one

  • i bet that half of these are fakes

  • zerkaa  :D

  • @perryton It helps sometimes lol

  • why no one knows how to switch off the auto-correct? LOL

  • @perryton Yes, but auto-correct is just so funny!!! LOL

  • "wtf jason" haha

  • now i gotta look for @helloniyi 's comment....

  • "...and she writes back, just come home." ~ EPIC.

  • i love you ellen XD

  • "auto-correct, surely he means MOTTS APPLESAUCE"

  • motts applesauce xD

  • my dad was picking me up from my moms house and i said "okay ill be there in a sex dad" i meant sec. but i have an iphone so it changed it and i didnt see it before i sent it

  • Ellen doing these are so hillbilly ...I meant to write hilarious XD

  • Why are the messages green, when they're supposed to be blue, coz its iMessage!? Lol .. awksss

  • @dnniet u dont know its iMessage?

  • @sine2211 yeahh but iMessage supoosed to be blue, not green.. right?

    well here in australia its like that.. lol

  • please do these more!!!

  • "We were Just gunna bang for awhile" lol gets me everytime.

  • just come home! lmfao

  • "How much applesauce did you buy from them! WTF Jason" lmao gets me every time.