BLACK RAGE!!!!!

[Stunr99]

@SupremeAmerican lol

[apmirkin]

this is funny though!

[apmirkin]

THIS TAKES THE PISS OUT OF MALCOLM X

[mdyiya]

Nubian's were black Pharaohs in ancient Egyptians times.

[osp80]

but all the stormtroopers were white

[7Greyfox7]

THREE DOG AWOOOOO!

[JasonBrazen]

What's a Nubian. Bitch you almost made me laugh.

[GearShotgun]

let me save you some time 2:44

[MadScout]

What about Quantum from "Quantum and Woody"?

[GangstaStan010]

@JaggerZF are you talking about ultimate Spider-Man? Because in the main universe spidey's still white. I agree on the others. Also my Nigga Icon, Static, Black Lighting, Blue Marvel, Bishop (even though he's a traitor) Blade, Luke Cage.

[JaggarZF]

John Stewart

Black Panther

Storm

Spider-Man

Steel

Jazz (fuck you, as a whitey I count it)

Bob

All badass and positive black super heroes, this bitch doesn`t know shit. I fucking love Chasing Amy.

[whrgremp]

@JaggarZF how the fuck is spider man black?

[JaggarZF]

@whrgremp Ultimute Spider-Man is black.

[whrgremp]

@JaggarZF not the dude in the suit so it's just like darth vader

[JaggarZF]

@whrgremp No, the Ultimate Spidey is black.

[whrgremp]

@JaggarZF no he's not he's peter parker

[Remington61189]

@JaggarZF don't forget Ultimate Nick Fury

[JaggarZF]

@Remington61189 Who could the dude is awesome.

[Genesyxx]

Hoop is crazy

[sandmanzcommin08]

Favorite scene in the whole movie....Oh, and an extra point for that little 1989 Batman reference at 0:18. :)

[GossipXGuy]

ROFL what movie/show is this from? too funny

[JaeClassic]

15 people don't know what a nubian is. 

[1Nbillion817]

"White hatin coon"

"Uncle Tom nigga"

Yep...got a couple of quotes to use

[SupremeAmerican]

it's like a young obama

[kbryant01]

Samir Shabaz: The REAL HOOPER X

[PetShopMod]

'YO FUK LANDO CALRISSIAN, uncle Tom nigga'

[TheSomniloquy]

I love how the chick sitting next to Hooper on the panel just sits there bored after he pulls out the gun.

[Xanofar]

So what does that make of the Storm Troopers? lol

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

fucking nigger

[DoctorWeeTodd]

This scene alone makes the movie worth seeing.

Too bad the rest of the movie wasn't worth seeing.

Okay...maybe the whole cunnilingus injury stories was good work.

[tokyomop]

Sometimes... I feel like this guy. When I mention that there are no developed black characters in certain forms of media... and they go "LOLOLOL WHY DOES THAT MATTER?"

[danman2424]

@tokyomop Probably because only 15% of the US population is black. So of course you're not going to get 50% of all main characters to be black. You get a proportionate amount.

[malbecks316]

@danman2424 This is a rough estimation, but only 25% of the World population are white. Where are the Asians?

[danman2424]

@malbecks316 Ask them. Hollywood puts out most of the world's movies and Hollywood is located in the US. Where the majority is white.

[malbecks316]

@danman2424 You are a bloody idiot and a racist, you know that?

Also, you might want to check out Bollywood. That's not actually a place, but you wouldn't know, because it has to do with brown people. Roughly speaking, it is a genre, comes from India, and produces not most of, but THE MOST movies in the world every year.

[steelermia]

@malbecks316 bollywood produces garbage movies .. wtf praises bollywood ? you're a fucking idiot

[malbecks316]

@steelermia *points to The Zookeeper and Transformers 2*

Yeah.

Also, learn to read. My point wasn't that Bollywood produced *better* movies than Hollywood, my point was that they produced *more*, since danman2424 seems to think that, since "Hollywood puts out most of the world's movies" (direct quote which is factually wrong), there should be only whiteys in the movies (which is stupid).

[youxknowxyouxluvxit]

@tokyomop you feel like this guy? . . . so you feel like a fucking retard?

[FCCommunist]

I use this clip in my powerpoint presentations ...all of them

[Hunkola]

BLACK RAGE, MOTHERFUCKERS !!

[ShadowZIsGod]

"Now what the fuck do you call that?

"Intergalactic civil war?"

"GENTRIFICATION!"

[CR4ZYasian14]

@victorrain

Don't forget black lightning, aqualad 2, mr terrific, crimson avenger 2, batgirl/Cassandra Cain, vixen, and storm

[jdrgos]

They trying to say that deep down inside, we all wants to be WHITE!

"Well isn't that true?"

Your right, the man does speak the truth

[RandomLee731]

Black Rage!

[Patrickdraven]

Blade, Spawn Green Lantern/John Stewart and Superman (Man Of Steel) are black.

[victorrain]

@Patrickdraven Luke Cage, Black Panther, Night Thrasher, and Bishop too.

[Raven1x]

Still one of the funniest sequences ever filmed.

[chefawkes]

the man has a point.

[drummererb]

"What's a Nubian? Bitch you almost made me laugh"

[joechops90]

fuck lando calrissian!

[NFournaridis]

Hilarious. He delivers the entire speech perfectly. That actor couldn't have done a better job. Every statement he makes, every interjection he answers makes me laugh.

[iCytouCh4]

"...Lando got to fly the millennium falcon!"

"who said that?!"

"I did!"

"well... FUCK LANDO"

LOLOL

"what's a noobian?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

[54taqiyya]

white hatin coon! lololol!

cracker farm boy! lol.

[EncorexH2]

So, isn't that true? lol

[Yottskry]

So, isn't that true?

[leetninja09]

lol that is awesome. BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!

[IronMaidenDieHard]

This has to be one of my favourite movie scenes of all time !

That dialogue ... man it's AWESOME ! Makes me crack up every time

[soccerprog226]

"What's a Nubian?"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP".

ROFL

[TheNaturalbb]

whats a nubian?

[Dipstikk]

This is what white people believe all black people are like.

[mikewylde69]

Ur Muckin' With A G U Fuckin Tracer!!!

[iknowfun4sho]

Hooper X speaks the truth.

[stalefisheffects]

For Tom Valine

[kungfuwonder]

thats my friend from work hes an awesome dude!!!! i had no idea he was in this movie till i started talkin to him months ago lol

[ijmar95]

@kungfuwonder What guy

[kungfuwonder]

@ijmar95 the black rage dude he's a server/host where i used to work at. he's really cool and awesome and still acting for that matter last i heard he did a film recently a month ago

[tonchibear]

What's a nubian? SHUT THE FUCK UP! LOL

[LendMeYourHand]

Still pisses me off even know its funny.... The worst part is we are all being dumbed down now & doesnt it feel GOOD!!!. Kinda like the last days for us all... So what we have to say is white man is the current slaves that are already in a state of DUUUUHHH!!!!! And now, we would be pretty stupid not to hang with the brother, when this IS the time to UNITE!!!!! The battlecry of unity Is slapping us in the face!! We dont have much time to enjoy some PAARRTEEYYYYY!!! To get to KNOW.

[newyy1]

What's a nubian?

[chipset19]

I think Nubia is a part of Egypt or something so I guess nubian might be a person who lives there. Not sure though...

[ijmar95]

@chipset19 You sound like Ron Burgendy

[NukeReactor]

well,isnt that true?

LMFAO

[usrocket]

What's a nubian? SHUT DE FUCK UP!

[jbrandonf]

@PhilosophicalStud FUCK LANDO CALRISSIAN.

[Augments]

BLAAAACK RAGE!!!!

[Acmilan416]

there telling us we all wants to be white

well isnt that true

BLACK RAGE MOTHAFUCKA

[DearModesty]

"Whats a newbian?"

STFU.

<3

[jbrandonf]

@DearModesty For christ's sake...it's NUBIAN.

[Elmacheto]

chasing amy is such an awesome movie!

[leonidasaa]

And here's me thinking the most racist thing in Star Wars is Chewie not getting a medal at the end of 'A New Hope'....Great scene.

[DownWithThePlague]

"gets a whole KLAN of whites together"

Hahahahah

[XAL]

what's a nubian?

LOL

[animefreakculicious2]

I'm like oh shit, he's gonna get it now!

[animefreakculicious2]

2:45 his reaction's hilarious!!! haha

[kungfuwonder]

dwight is awesome!!!!

[BLeeyouknowme]

whats a Nubian?

shut the fuck up

[MrCrazyJedi]

Brothaman? hahaha

Blackest brotha on the galaxy XD!

[SciFi2285]

Hooper's anti-white speech here is even more hilarious when you consider his relationship with Banky in "Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back." Talk about being in character. This is great acting by Dwight Ewell on many levels.

[logisysmax20]

@SciFi2285 Was Hoop in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? and are he and Banky in a relationship in that movie?!

[LordHollow]

@logisysmax20 Yup

[Goldenboy2191]

I think it was just the concept of the cool black man.

[Goldenboy2191]

Lando Calrision is my hero. haha I love this scene.

[Dmasterman]

Why did he think Vader was the "Blackest brotha" when he was actually a white guy? :/

[Goldenboy2191]

Because it was James Earl Jones voicing him, and before episode VI it seemed like he was.

[Dmasterman]

True, but if he had seen all of the Star Wars films he'd realize he was a white guy in Ep VI

but then again it was just an act.

[DivineConcepts87]

Umm..it probably has something to do with the fact that his entire gettup is BLACK.

[Dmasterman]

It's still a contradicting theory even if it is an act. And he's actually a fag.

[thebestpathetic]

ROFL Kevin Smith is the absoloute fucking king

[flagwaver1969]

Haha...this could realistically pass for a University lecture...minus the gun, of course.

[iwannabeyourdog1969]

uncle tom nigga..

[leatherneck2044]

What is the difference between "white hate" and "black rage?"

[Prod1Kh]

The black people actually have a historical reason to be angry as Hell with the white people?

The white people are just in-bred hicks with no justification?

[leatherneck2044]

Are you asking a question or making a statement? I was just curious bc you put question marks at the end of your sentences.

[Prod1Kh]

Both.

[leatherneck2044]

I would submit to you that all white people are not "inbred hicks" just as all black people are not niggers. Niggers are a humiliating embarrassment to the other 90% of the black community who are decent, honest, Salt-of-the-earth folks.

[Prod1Kh]

I was referring specifically to the people who indulge in "rage" or "hate" and I was taking a different angle on them.

I realise you meant both are done/thought by black people from their own perspective. I was looking at "white hate" as a thing done by inbred hicks against black people.

But from your original perspective, I'd say not a lot of difference, except in the spelling...

[Daisagru]

@leatherneck2044

Exactly.

[CassDaMan1138]

@leatherneck2044 This Man speaks the truth.

[ecotts]

Man, you're retarded.

[Prod1Kh]

Thanks for that insightful comment. At least you got it grammatically correct.

[mouffette000]

@Prod1Kh The point of learning is not to repeat history, unless they have personally been discriminated against by a person of white or any descent that person has no right to lay anger on another just because of race.

[Prod1Kh]

@moufette000 thanks, Professor, I really didn't know that.

Four years of university and six years in a least-developed country with a history (and current ongoing tensions) of conflict with its neighbours and it's only now that I come to understand the inherent stupidity of racism.

Take your lecture where it's needed.

And the point of this clip is the humour derived from the stupidity of racism and the fact that it's the mirror looking back.

[chris19861000]

Yah well i did nothing for the black man hate to or judge me. If that comment makes narrow minded people call my white ass a racist then so fucking be it!!!!

[chris19861000]

I don't know I hate every one the same

[freshmanwas]

"The blackest brother in the galaxy, Noobian God"

"Whats a noobian"

"Shut the fuck up!"

lulz... So funny :D

[Gay4Jesus]

It's "Nubian".

[sutters]

no, its defintitely noobian.

[strikeforceteen]

@freshmanwas Nubian, lol.

[busfare]

@freshmanwas its Nubian lol

[MisterBankz]

"Whats a nubian?"

SHUT The fuck up !

[DarthCheney420]

He really makes black people look bad!

[Jyrow]

Watch the movie, you'll see it's all an act to sell the comic book.

[bucktoothjackass]

@Jyrow White Hating Coon?

[Jyrow]

Watch the movie, he isn't racist, it's an act.

[herzogsobanski]

best scene ever !

[Jyrow]

@Vanagumsabagum: You are ignorant, you do know that right? Lets hope you do because if not then I suppose ignorance is quite bliss.

And don't be spouting racist crap, your name looks like it was picked out by an AA. I kid you not, I look at your name and think of Bubba from Forest Gump.

Baka.

[vanagumsabagum]

are you black? if you are, don't talk to me. I don't want to get aids.

if you're not black, please go for a medical check up. I'm afraid you might get infected from being friends with black people. :(

[Jyrow]

@Vanagumsabagum: Wanna play the game? Very well.

You have an IQ of 62, are overly obese (40+ on the BMI scale), have a half assed job to just make the bills. Probably have herpes, have had sex with your cousin and you may have actually raped your cousin. In fact you may very well have had an Oedipus Complex.

Oh, and by the way... the South got their ass kicked. Get over it and move on you poster child for a hopped up meth addicted neo-nazi.

I am white, for your information.

[vanagumsabagum]

Shut up you diseased race traitor.

[Jyrow]

@vanagumsabagum: That all you got?

At least I am not a little pig fucker.

[iRepEast]

@vanagumsabagum

You are lame, you stink and ur probably overweight. End your life for your sake. Its a movie, F-I-C-T-I-T-C-I-O-U-S.

Twat.

[OVENFRESHPASTRY]

SHUT THE FUCK UP XD XD!!

[LumpyAdams]

Seriously though, what is a nubian?

[XNakisisaX]

african people

[chaq686]

LOL I though it was the race of Anakin Skywalker's planet. But Nubia is an African country. I googled it. : )

[herbies182]

its an area in egypt

[jwzero]

2:49 the look on his face !!!!!!lmao

[speedyx14]

This guy is great. Easily the most electrifying performance in the movie. I LMFAO every time I see this funny shit.

[iRepEast]

i would buy cracker hating coon anyday

[SilentHobo]

What's a "Nubian"?

[lazerBAR]

a people south of egypt and north of ethiopia and sudan.

[VincentVolaju]

well sorry but showing tits is not a joke ;o everyone gets something out of it but you i'd say ;o

[ironman711]

fuckin tracer...

[ranger89]

A FEEBLE crusty old white man!

[Adex132]

I m studying for finals and this clip just made my day. . . ahhh LOL

[ANDREANOS77]

What's a nubian?

Shut the fuck up!

LOL! That means he doesn't know what it means.

[umbrella05]

Kevin Smith Is a god

37

[werleniaz]

Chasing Amy is IMHO his best movie... Btw I still cant figure out what is 37 supposed to mean? :-X

[twistedroots666]

37- in Clerks, Dante finds out his girl has sucked 37 dicks. And since guys are idiots, he freaked out

[SpikeDubbs]

So he's an idiot because of this? Why shouldn't he freak out? He's a sensitive character. Dante was, in the nature of his character to do this.

What if you found out your boyfriend was with each of your friends before he got to you?

[twistedroots666]

Most of my friends are guys, so I would freak out, but still, the way he screamed at her was horrible. My ex did the same thing when he found out I had shown my tits AS A JOKE at a party two years before we even met. Men shouldn't judge so quick

[3Dmassacre]

Shouldn't nobody "judge so quick"? Please take this sexist nonsense somewhere else.

[ironman711]

So you wouldn't freak out if you found out your bf ate out 37 girls?

Damn feminist bs.

[ryanevation]

star wars arguments are the best lol

[ironman711]

Star Wars is always the answer to everything lol

[ticisgreat]

I love this part. LMAO

[twistedroots666]

Lol, the white guy hiding under the tables and shit. BLACK RAGE!

[bluez4soul]

I just learned what the word gentrification means and what gentrification is. Man, that's like the part of the movie that made the whole thing funny. Other than this early scene, the rest of it isn't exactly comedy until Ben Affleck proposes that Joey Lauren Adams and Jason Lee have an orgy with him together. And the porn scenes too.

[reganelizabeth]

Over ten years later, and this is still, without a doubt, the funniest scene from a movie.

"Gentrification!!"

[dhastie3000]

Intergalactic Civil War?

ROFL!!

[Pavstar77]

LOL

Cracker farm boy !!!!

[lordlasombra]

"fuck lando calrasion (sp)"

[gimpy154]

still one of the funniest opening movie scenes ever. His face expression when saying, "now my book, The White Hating Coon," is hysterical!

[rosethorn7]

The only good part of the movie was when he asked what's a newbian.

[laudanum81]

Luck Skywalker - Nazi poster boy !

haha

[dezreavey]

"Gentrification!"

[ALunaB]

Black Rage!!!! Black Rage!!!!