Reenactment #51: Twilight

[DuchessAliana]

This has way more emotion than the actual scene. lol

[KaylaLiv13]

he even looks like edward cullen



[Gouda2212]

184 people actually like Twilight

[FunSunGrl]

He puts in more effort than the real actors do.

[PoohFanGirl1990]

Wow. You're a better actor than Kristin or Robert.

[DoctorChibi740]

Wow... he can act like a vampire AND a zombie! :D

[afromime]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[psyclonis5150]

HOLY SHIT! I just about shit myself HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is your best one yet man! Keep up the good work LMAO!!!

[TheYukiYuzuyu]

Omg!! I totaly fell in love with u as edward! Lol. Amazing video!

[MoeMoney523]

By far THE best videos I've seen in a while. You've inspired me!

[PickeringSamuel]

Isnt this the guy from the latest american pie?

[deathknight6752]

@PickeringSamuel Lol you are really late to the party

[DakidImetnhighschool]

It seem so much more deep and powerful when you do it, Brandon.

[Cjesso3]

thanks for the tour of your house

[lildefaz]

do the devil inside next!

[MiniFoof]

love it

[sweetalker79]

Better than either of the original actors. In all seriousness.

[urBabygirl123]

LOL this is so funny!

[hellokittysushi1]

thats sooooo stupid.

[graidstinHitlerRants]

My god it's full of stars



[ALLINKNOTS]

2:38 "This is what I am" fat and hairy.

[kinseren]

I love how you portray the emotionlessness of the actors perfectly

[ToweringPillarOfCats]

Better then the original.

[KatyHallow]

If you had played both Edward and Bella, the movie would have been infinitely better. :)

[Elise97432]

You are an amazing actor !

[meitsukihana]

that was great^_^ laughing through most of it.

[HelenaNorway]

Much better than the actual movie even

[retardproduction626]

"You're beautiful" HAHAHAHHAHAA!

[lacylorence]

hahahaha I can't stop myself laughing xD

[xMorgaane2tooa]

AMAZIIIIIIING

[danimal111ify]

dude your eye lines are all off. don't jump the line! it would be funnier and more believable that way.

[KOartist4reaL]

THUMBS UP IF MJ FURILLO BROUGHT YOU HERE real talk

[MichaelVarcade]

you are the fucking man!!!

[3ISAMAGICNUMBR]

God, the writing is SOOOO horrible.

"Its like diamonds"

Wow, you know what a simile is!!!!!

[Gillian708]

2:43 yesssssssssssssssss

[FanfictionAffliction]

...Somehow I never watched this one. Weird.

[brandonlamchops]

0:40 Old enough

To what?

To Party!

[Bigsexymike15]

HOW are you not in the place of Jonah Hill in all of his movies?!?!?!?!

[staticpulsexo]

you are hilarious lmaaaaaaaaaaao best thing ever.

[idheadam]

the first video ever one youtube that i couldn't finish !

[vallainbby]

this video....is the reason why I'm happy right now. <3 I'm in tears from laughing so hard omg.....

[slaymyheart]

You make a much sexier Edward <3

[JTSDAD67]

kaz. You're a damn genius. I never thought of that! Now we have another reason to fear vampires.

[javiermedina1981]

pero que gordo salame !!!

[getback961]

Have not seen the movie or read book. But I like this.

[ThomasJAckerman]

I haven't seen Twilight, so I can't comment on how well Brandon captured it, but if the reenactment is any indication then the writing is crap.

[jwkublick]

another fantastic and hilarious reenactment by Brandon :D

[IamASheep]

I wonder what your neighbors were thinking when you were unbuttoning your shirt in front of the open window...

[Mapley]

You're priceless! XD

[TheLyinDutchman]

"It's like diamonds!"

.. No.. That's chest hair.

[ostime14]

'you're beautiful' i cracked up so bad at this no offence!

[Carnage1235]

@twilightrealist1

You're like my own personal brand of heroin.

[daisycoal]

You should take Kristen Stewart's place. Then I would actually watch the movies~!

[Flamingcobra215]

American pie book of love in the background. Lmfao!!!

[dasdasist]

0:55 the breathing is just hilarious

[FrankSlade1983]

LOL! They're like diamonds, i lol'ed

[Boompiee]

That was hilarious. Good stuff as always man :)

[Sharkskillyou]

Hawwwwt makes me twist my nipples my nipples they hurt they hurt when I twist them!

[Monkeythrowspoo]

when he was running around the house was the best part!!

[ElectricalCurse]

Lol, thanks for that lovely brief tour of your crib

[ixat00]

"It's like diamonds.." *fat hairy chest*

[YuriKaslov]

I like the fear. It adds to the tension.

[Joshyboy013]

Edwards falling for himself

[rebasnumber1]

LMFAO. THAT WAS GREAT

[ScarletRoseLikeBlood]

@twilightrealist1 I agree with you! ^^

[psyrinn]

Definitely doesn't go out in the sunlight.

[snotlock]

ROFLCOPTER

[sizzle224]

The tickets are now diamonds! Anyone? Anyone?

[janjohandealgenman]

@sizzle224

Old spice XD

[KrazyKazooie]

I was expecting sequin lingerie LOL

[Gelphish]

YOU'RE STILL #1 BRANDON...LOVE YOUR STUFF, PLEASE, FIND A GOOD AGENT WHO WON'T TAKE YOUR MONEY AND TAKE HOLLYWOOD BY STORM.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

His nostrils flaring cracked me up..

[superdisconinja]

i'm sorry, but i can think of many many reasons why you shouldn't mr hardesty.

btw, do a scene from superman or princess bride.

[CelticAndProud]

Should've emptied a container of glitter onto himself when he turned around and said 'this is what I am!'

[jessie1rebekah]

@azu111 SOS missed a 1

[jessie1rebekah]

@azu11 really??? I nearly wet myself when I read that comment. You sound like you have problems. Lol. Don't dis the vid it's hilarious

[MsJeffersonAirplane]

Wow your a really good actor!

[shpadoikley]

why doesn't this guy have an oscar yet?

[shpadoikley]

its like diamonds...

[sblackt]

Give this man a fucking oscar!

[tobiastitus]

ur o fat....

thumbs up

[kazmatik4]

@azu111 tell me this....

you are attracted to Edward Cullen correct?

Edward Cullen is a vampire Correct?

Vampires are dead so they have no blood flow correct?

In conclusion vampires (Edward) are un-able to get an erection.

lol, that is all.

[CorvusLAWL]

@kazmatik4 The game. That is all.

[kazmatik4]

@CorvusLAWL

rule 34 of the game...

this cannot be accomplished...

therefore the game does not exist...

that is all

[CorvusLAWL]

@kazmatik4 It is possible to make porn out of this. No exceptions. You blasphemic bastard.

[jwkublick]

@kazmatik4 OM Freaking G, you just blew my mind!? I can´t wait to tell this to everyone i know ho´s obsessed with Twilligth :D

[kazmatik4]

@jwkublick you are welcome and please learn to spell

[mattazz]

@kazmatik4 well, vamps drink blood,, so he does have blood flow, he just has to refill. just sayin.

[LiIGrim]

@kazmatik4 These girls don't want dick. They want to lay down next to someone, stare at them and be caressed or hugged or kiss. Dicks are gross to them

[kazmatik4]

@LiIGrim so.... lesbians you mean?

[LiIGrim]

@kazmatik4 Not really, I guess they want those young masculine hard firm muscled bodies to hug onto. They just all the stuff you do in a couple before sex, so really a vampire with no erection is what they want.

[kazmatik4]

@LiIGrim thats bullshit your saying any girls dream is to have a relationship with a walking corpse? fuck your theories they make no sense

[LiIGrim]

@kazmatik4 Any girl who likes this yes. Fuck, you don't know anything about women :)

[aziangirlrev]

@kazmatik4 haha you have a cheeto dick :)

[darqualish]

@kazmatik4 you trying to rationalize the people whow atch this? you don't make sense!

[DaStayPuftFluff]

@kazmatik4 that is why they drink blood lol. but i hate edward cullen too.

[Datasgirl97]

Okay Actually this was pretty good and I'm a major Twilight fan ;D

[aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs]

I like the 'let's run up the mountain' scene, having reformed it to, 'let's run around my house, into that closet, and then back around again.' scene. X)

fantastic work. lol

[Eshayzbra96]

@azu111 haha shut up you have no life you're 1 of those justinbeiber fuckers unless you are 1 aswell that means you deffently have no life

[Kiersakat]

ok I hate twilight because vampires don't FUCKING SPARKLE! anyways this is stupid

[AppleCopasetic]

amazing.

[PulseOfTonkpils]

lmfao is edward gay hes talking to another guy his lover :D

[k0agulated]

You're impossibly fat...

[Highsparkvolume]

"Edward...ur glowing.."

"I know...."

".....thats kinda gay."

i would have came if that was the real lines, cuz thats what i was thinkin

[VMFehr]

You should be paid copious amounts for having to watch this movie enough times to learn this scene. I hope you offset it by watching 300 or something after each viewing.

[nickismine95]

Wow..I just realized how overly dramitc this scene in the movie is. This isn't how it went down in the book though. This is actually my favorite part to read in the first book...Lol. You do have her breathing right....weird...Lol. For real though..this movie was ass compared to New Moon and Eclipse. You act well, btw <3 =)

[eadams9876]

I. LOVE. YOU.

[farmersdaughter1928]

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. What. A. Baller.

[RonRay]

You're good... you are good.

[IronicallyChristian]

Brandon's a way sexier Edward. Bella too. Can't wait for the love scene.

[fauxphoenix]

you got Kstew's breathing down-pat. Good...job?

[FireGoddess08]

I love twilight, This is so Funny. :)

[oblivioussticks]

that was kick asas......

[benarutos]

WTF?!?! okay so i havnt ever seen any twilight or read any of them but i am pretty sure edward is not fat or hairy. lol. no offense brandon. i am still laughing!!! i am totally subscribing!!!!

[LindeCaroline]

You're actually a very good actor, keep doing what you're doing! (:

[heyo342]

hahahahaha! <3

[RobbyArt]

Dude. This is really, really, really funny. You rock.

[113MCRluver113]

THIS LEGITIMATELY KILLED ME HE IS SO FUNNY *subscribed*

[quenchgumyumyum]

OMG

[StPatrickDayMassacre]

sexy pan up shot

[pokemonprincess1988]

OMG Twilight is a terrible movie thanks for ripping the piss out of it.

[gastary]

This is crazy hilarious! The nostrils deserve an academy award! LOL

[MsBEP90]

This was actually great!!! I love twilight, and you can seriously be an actor! You hit it right on the nail!!! Hell yeah dude!!!

[Tranc0069]

Very very very very Good!!! I have laughed a lot. It's like diamonds!!!!!

[kklol7]

SO INTENSE GOD DAMN

[TheGrouchDnD]

It's like diamonds!

[aoiniina]

bella is the twin sister of edward xD

[Nenayahe]

LOL at the shivering and flared nostrils thing that was so kristin stewart

[KMxHearts]

You have perfected that awkward, constipated look that all of the Twilight "characters" have

[dripdroptiks]

Badass. Totally badass.

[charli7642]

I laughed so hard i fell out of my chair, that shit was funny. Keep up the good work.

[FuinLovesPie]

You're a better Bella than Kristen Stewart. <3

[FuinLovesPie]

The breathing thing at 0:54 was awesome.

[FeedsOnChildren]

XD "your beautiful."

I nearly pissed myself laughing

[armageddon74400]

He should be hired to play the role of bella in the next movie, instead of the untalented idiot that they have playing her now.

Perhaps then the twilight movies would become somewhat bearable!

[kendraeclipse]

''Where are we going?'' ''up the mountain , out of the cloud bank. You need to see what I look like in the sunlight.'' -runs around house-

[MichaelJackson623D]

....this wasnt even funny?

[britticus1232]

this isnt as good as the dark knight but what do you expect when your trying to copy somebody with no emotion or personality

[SqueeBerry]

close-up on hairy belly/chest "You're beautiful..."

[kendraeclipse]

@SqueeBerry LMFAOO! xDDDD 

[wowza802]

I love the Edward hair. And the "up the mountain, out of the cloud bank'' part is classic.

[DrSeussPwns]

Why the eff not. Yep.

Anybody is better lookin than whats-her-face as Bella anyway.

[Jimmyboygohome]

UGH. HE FUCKING SPARKLES, SERIOUSLY.

WHAT VAMPIRE SPARKLES. HOW IS THAT SCARY.

Anyway. This is amazing. You are way better than Kristen stewart and robert pattinson.

[CMiller1334]

Lol "It's like diamonds" pan up on hairy belly

[tuckashura]

lol i love the ending

[samlouthan131]

that was hilarious man your incredible

[super6plx]

hahahahahahha at the chest part "it's like diamonds!"

[katiexsoftball92]

@twilightrealist1 same here!

[smotherXme]

178 people don't have lives, or they need to read a better novel, like Anne Rice for example..

[MorbidKittyProd]

I'm a Twilight fan & I honestly find Twilight movie parodies to be hilarious.... this is 1 of them.

[theLyricsSuck621]

I like how Brandon overemphasizes how Edward always opens his mouth when he's hesitant to say something. Edward does that so much, he's such a douche. What a crappy movie.

[TheMAXMUK1]

genius

[SpiderBoy992]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tritratulalal]

This three minutes make me just came

[TheSeanQuinnShow]

Great. I'm a fan of Twilight, but this is epic.

[Knorkooli]

ROFL... I love the run!

[Slippedibob]

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

this is brilliant. :D

[poodlegirl4848]

I would love to see you do an 'Extreme' Twilight reenactment.

[lenoe234]

I FARTED :) AND YUR A WHITE CRACKER

[ghostsshAdow234]

i touched my nipples this entire video

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@ghostsshAdow234

I came at 2:34

[Veektoereeah]

173 people are fans of the real Twilight... pitty...

[Schneider10101]

I'm no fan, but I knew this would be pretty funny.

"How long have you been seventeen?" HAH!

[RecordableID]

I loved the diamond-skin part XD

[ghidorah5464]

ta do this justice... ur an amazing actor

[BleedMyMind]

hey Brandon, do think the new movie Vampires Suck will be any good?

[jeiceblaster]

DUDE!!!! i have that fucking jacket!!!!

[apurkey2008]

genius mate!

[cha1235]

i was lmao for a while after the video ened, so funny dude! Why aren't you in any good movies???

[Dsenecal]

Last 20 seconds made me LOL

[baronsengir187]

Genius ^^

[youtubrgirl12345]

You even do the facial expressions! Awesome, man :D I like when you're walking around everywhere. Nice American Pie poster.

[rogantu]

you need to see what I look like in the sunlight: a glowing emo!!

(the movie actor not Artie)

[crazypianolady]

Brandon! I can't believe you stooped so low to do Twilight!! But it's great acting so I'll let you off :D

[poopylungstuffing]

lol!!