Mario Kart Wii Review Parody

[ajjjevans]

COME BACK!!!!!!!!!

[mrawesome219]

Ron was pro before pro was cool! Rock on Ron!

[vaporized1000]

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[samuskiller19]

This guys hilarious. I remember watching these videos a couple of years ago, what the he'll happened to him?

[amaloli1]

birdo's not a she...

[MrPretzelStickz]

the third method is taping it to a dog bowl, then when your done you can drink water right out of it.

[luigibrosrock]

birdos gay

[Muhti3]

Baby Luigi is awesome!!! I don't like the rest.

[EvilToad9837]

you sound like you are cryin

[snapplejacksabc]

OOO timmy

[totaldrybonesisland]

how are you going to press the B button while using a frisbee or a plate?

[hajime2k]

@totaldrybonesisland Use a plastic plate and cut a whole for the B button :)

[SuperPudding2]

who gave these baby characters a license anyway and what we gonna have next grandpa mario hilarious stuff

[nastytom]

how are you surpose to use the drift button genius you :#

[Gightforlife]

wii=cancer

[Wilford870]

The baby characters are from Yoshi's Island.

[clockendboy]

This guy is quality lol

[pippo17173]

I dont understand the score system.

[HouseFreakTR]

i love Birdoo !!

[SilverTan252]

And here i was,thinking that good jokes were extinct... Ur Awesome,sir.

[damudking99]

The conclusion is birdo!!!

[hiltinberg]

your only happy about birdo caz she gives you blow jobs every night

[22sloom]

this guy is nuts,

but sooooooo funny :)

[ApelAndy]

rofl paradox

[lazer1235]

"one of them drives a pram" LOL

[MarioGamerDude]

everything is funny :3 :P

[xoxloveyoubaby24]

funny

[moeslim3]

lol thats funny

[ShyGuyJet]

Haha this vid is hilarious. I probably would have had a similar reaction if ShyGuy was in the game :D

[Operaghost93]

Yeees! Birdo ftw!!

[aerotypix]

i think birdo is a manhore

[joshua201000]

dude your nuts with dinner watch dinner videos LOL

[razoroliver]

dats not gonna work wiv a plate or frisbee,because your gonna need reeeeaal long fingers LOL anyway funny vid man

[malaki64]

heum... ur pc is a dell? Thats shit ur pc by the way !!

it cost 3500$ cdn and it worst a 250 $ pc so .....

[GreenCobraX08]

lol i dont care about birdo's sex, what concerns me more is that yoshi the actual thing that is a 100% male likes the pink shemale lol....

[familyguydude970]

like a tongueless camel tryin 2 lik caremal owt of its I lol u r the funniest guy alive plz make more RSJ vids plz it will be a huge dissapointment if he died of plz ron make more videos

[0697448]

erm i like what John did about the lost dog LOL (which he probably didnt actually do it just makes the video "funny".)

[lAMBIRDO]

Birdo was classified as a boy in Super Mario Bro's 2.

If you think that boys can't like pink and bows, your just silly. There is a thing called gay. Birdo isn't gay. Nintendo made Birdo into an 'it' (hermaphrodite)

[bartholder]

Birdo IS a she...

[ajjjevans]

im sorry, i love your vids and love BIRDO but i played mario baseball for wii and found that BIRDO SUCKS BUT ONLY IN THAT GAME ... i hope u guys start making more RSJ vids

[PrincessPeachRules]

is Birdo is a "he"then why is "he"pink and has a big bow on "his" head?BIRDO IS A SHE!

[Xtreme7200]

OH MY GOD who actually gives a fuck about some stupid pink video game character?

[xPyroWolfx]

You are so right. The stupid pink dinosaur thing duznt even exist in real life, so who cares...

[xXfunnyXx46]

cuz birdo thinks hes a girl

[PrincessPeachRules]

mmmmmm.....good point....

[SSBBWIIJ]

I like Birdo, but rather be Daisy.

[iValvePlayer]

Rather be Rosalina :) Shes hot :)

[prttimeninja]

BUT Peach makes better sounds when she goes into a wheelie.

[iValvePlayer]

Agreed.

[tiggerjamesward]

i dont get it

[tomacav]

watch my review of mario kart wii plz evr1

[JiggleSmax]

lmao

[yoshivsjoshi]

well funey

[Cmacsuicide]

haha i luv this guy so much... soo funny

[Inufan20]

What does he say at 2:25? and I HATE Birdo... no afense

[Nint3ndoFan]

he said "what more evidence do you want"

[aXXoJadie]

I am loving this so far

[bedroomnoises]

aha you knw that was quite funny your clever and very analytical

but this is a good game online is quite good

[PowerOnyx]

We need Prof. E. Gadd.

[TiNKERhq]

Hell no, that old fart talks like an Ewok

[1ockedand1oaded]

0:44 dude i bet Jon put 2 girls one cup on the widescreen lol

[LilFarrellyJunior]

HAHA LOL

[usernameclassifeid]

lol "hernier"

[ClubPenguinScatman]

birdo birdo birdo out of birdo birdo

[scowry]

''I'll rate this game,BIRDO BIRDO BIRDO OUT OF WOO BIRDO'' ''Bowser.jr isnt a mini bowser its his son LIKE WHO WOULD MATE WITH HIM?'' ''Soon they'll be a grandpa mario except he'll have a herniur and peach will be in a home''

[HalfPenguin]

Lol its one of those videos when you cant look away XD

[Taolbi]

This guy's dialect intrigues me.

Sounds like Dana Carvey impersonating Jimmy Stuart.

[ZombieHitman13]

god I rofl when he went on about Jr Bowser

[st41n3d]

omg this review is soooo hilairious lol i loved it when he said that the the graphics are oc nice and colourful sort of like somones eaten a parrot and threw up on the screen rofl, nice review man subscribed and rated 5/5 nice job.

[DragonClaw6000]

If you celetape o the Wii Remote onto a frisbie then how are you going to use the fire button?

[BlueMarioFan13]

hahaha in 0:47

[VideoWizzFreak]

i would mate with him sike

[gyuszomuszo]

suck my ass you homo asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[piplup10203854]

pause at 45 seconds lol hahah that is awesome, an uber emotion so cool

[gregsmith1988]

A good parody shouldn't require you to explain before hand that it's a parody. But then again, this isn't a good parody. Leave it to the funny guys.

[piplup10203854]

hahah a tongeless llama trying to lick caramel out of it's eyes lol hahah

[piplup10203854]

you felt aroused by birdo? o_0 woahhhhh cool

[jimmycanmakecrack]

um... who doesn't?

[piplup10203854]

I do

[hollywoodcam]

lol cool

[BadGoneDu69]

AWESOME DUDE !

You have real talent !

[nathen91]

lmao. dude. that was funnier then i thought it would be. nice work.

[XXDkakashi]

he was ugly!!

[flyer451]

umm..

im left wondering if im supposed to b laughing or shooting myslef.

all i kno is that was not fucking funny

[GoHuskers94]

lol rofl zomg omg lol

[beancow700]

ur not even funny

[Clickie13]

lol

[fullammo99]

LOL 0:43-0:57

[wiiboy999]

could you do a video explaining birdo's gender please

it looks like a girl but in the mario strikers charged booklet it is stated as a he.

explain!

great vids btw

[AndrooSlash]

YOU ARE AWESOME!! Fuck that was funny!

[RealPartyBoi]

uber emotion, nice ^^

[notlih08]

mvdxcxz

[someinsaneretard]

birdos retarded no offense

[VenomGundam]

indeed not only that stupid looking

[brawler265]

i wood give this game a better reveiew it wood b:

birdo

birdo

birdo

birdo

birdo

birdo

birdo

out of

o yes birdo is in the game

[brawler265]

i LOVE BIRDO 4 EVA

[joshuatoad]

the babys are from the mario ds game

[AlexLay08]

How do you press B with the plate and frisbee? Only joking, this is funny

[The28thplatypus]

You have the same computer as me. :)

[y04coopa]

Is that an upisde down Morrowind in the back ground? or is it solstien? (bloodmoon)?

[aussieranter]

so snes nes? n64 game boy gamecube NDS now wii damn

[DiamondFire15]

lololol that wii remote on a dinner plate was funny

[alexkdoerr]

Did you guys know that Birdo is actually male?

[KaznocProductions]

NO WAY?!

LOLOL. Dumb ass.

[MDS13MDS]

Dude, Birdo is awesome!!!!!!!!!

[Th3Firestarter]

Haha, "You could probably eat on this, theres no reason you shoulden't" xD

[SmaugOfErebor]

"except it's disgusting"

LoL

[Tailsvader7]

I would do the dinner plate one with a styrofoam one so theres a hole for the B button lol I'm cheap

[babbitt95]

LOL John highfive and on the rebound LOL!!!!!

[dec52895]

"What's next!? Grandpa Mario!?"

This guy is fucking hilarious!

[nemesis214299]

lol thts so funny love the baby part keep up the good work

[PauloPelle14]

a bit nerdy in places but it was gfunny when they muted and said (He's just talking crap).

[pattert]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol  funny stuff man funny stuff

[ssdjt]

ur gayy

[Colin573]

this guy is hilarious

[AnimeGuy9]

Uber-emotions!

[machinedannyw]

idiot

[SerbWarrior4]

You are a fucking idiot...

And its spelled fagot...

You should know!

PS.FUCK EVERYONE WHO MADE YOUTUBE!

[aapiesnuf]

It's spelled FAGGOT not Faget of Fagot, anyways Ron pwns!!!

[ShadowUmbreon23]

what did he say the babies drove

[edwardorito]

what more can i say??? peach's dad gives her as a reward and so... peach doesn't like mario, and instead likes a fat sumo turtle that has muscle, and they get a baby

[edzoologist]

If that is truw then they had 8 Kids(Ludwig Von Koopa, Iggy Koopa, Roy Koopa, Lemmy Koopa, Wendy O. Koopa, Morton Koopa Jr., Larry Koopa, and Bowser Koopa JR.

[lilbfeo]

i think peach is lil bowsers mom OMG O.O

[SSJLink007]

Why do you think Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach? Why do you think Peach keeps letting herself get kidnapped? Mario's an Italian, but he's shorter than her by at least a foot. :P

[SONYRULES111]

A TOUNGLESS LAMA TRYING TO LICK CARMAL OUT OF IT'S EYES!!!! That has got to be THE funniest thing I have EVER heard!!

I've watched this three times and I don't even like mario (I've nothing against the magic mushroom eating plumber, I'm just more a Nintendogs kind of girl)

[edzoologist]

That was a great game the only reason why anyone would not like that game is because they never got past the first level.

[jamesphilip911]

FINALLY!!!!! A game with birdo!!! is this game hope that you wont have tears in your eyes everytime youy say "birdo is not in this game"? the people want to know!

[x2kkaa]

Lmao luv this verry funny!

[xbox360andNDSdude]

love your reviews! birdo birdo birdo!

[xxxharrietrocksxxx]

i swear im gona die of hysterical laughter someday!!! + ur gona b the cause. LOLZ. u realy should hav mor views. + ur conclusions the best ever!! "birdo. go buy this game. " lolz

[Laspher]

YOU'RE AWESOME!!!! You deserve more views!!

[Hickamie121]

Lol!

[chicken30000]

lmfaao u r da best lol

[makki9119]

LMAO!! "its like someone has just eaten a parrot and thrown up on the screen" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!

[daw1zzard]

lol love the face, man

[BroMari0]

lol better than gametrailers

[TingTingTongTang]

Hilarious

[yungerrapper]

Actually, some koopa named Clawetta or something mated with Bowser. It was in nintendo power.

[jamesphilip911]

i always thought bowser junior kidnapped princess peach because she was his mom so that ment that bowser "got it on" with peach when he kidnapped her. it says that in the little instruction booklet that came with new super mario bros. but if nintendo power says it was clawetta then i belive them. unless they were talking about the tv show instead of the games.

[yungerrapper]

At the end of Super Mario Sunshine, Bowser tells his son it was a lie. Hope I helped in some way!

[ShadowUmbreon23]

so BJ's(ha, bj) mom isn't Clawetta

[edzoologist]

NO Bowser Jr.'s mom isn't Peach that is what the lie was

[Frogs557]

ron you are the funniest person EVAR!!! *dies of laughter* after watching every one of your reviews... im actually starting to feel a sexual attraction to birdo... pretty scary, but cool nonetheless.

[ericbuckle]

berdos in this game is it myth?

[Midnah8]

whats with you and birdo lol xD

[dikkelolletje]

the conclusion is that mario kart is on a different time-space continua!! AHAHAHAAH

[crazybombard]

hahahah. love the peach and bowser parody. i always wondered where bowser jr. and the koopa kids came from. in case you wondering *this section was deleteed by Youtube*.

[bassk1000o]

he does make a good point, nintendo isnt making anymore fregin characters

[stampers]

hey ron standard, you are like my idol, you are sooo freakin hilarious it makes me wanna slap a baby...anyways keep up the good work with the reviews

"You could probably eat your dinner off it...there's no reason why you couldn't, apart from its disgusting!" lol love that part...... later ron...i am off to slap some more babies...jk jk

[powerspower45]

lollo

[yoshicrazboy]

HAHAHA nice reveiw

[will7887]

should have shown us birdo in da game. cooome on now

[monkeymaster92]

ron lol u are god damm awesome to the extreme

[Charlie5461]

yeah Bordois in the game

[beat80]

Whoa 666

[llamafads]

666 views O.O

[amagadz]

haah nintendo ran out of characters so they just shrunk the characters they had and put a "baby" in the name

[hieireformedemon14]

LOL gd video m8, i bet you just cream in your pants now tht birdo is playable again XD :D

i did ! :) woo decent review i liked ur ideas =D

[flyguy305]

Man it was pretty funny couple of good jokes you have patential

[imastingray1190]

Funny lol

[starsoldier1]

Thanks for the plate idea, you just saved me 20 bucks!

[hockeynoah7]

at the begining he said Wario cart wii.... just saying....Ron Standard you Rock!!!!!!!

[bassk1000o]

he said MARIO

[moeezS]

OMG Lost Dog hehe You never cease to amaze and make me LOL

[jaboyle]

Ron = LEGEND ! agreed anyone?

[UScommando3]

i agree!

[tgif25]

"Ron is Legend" staring Ron a nd Birdo!!! Nice parody great ideas lol stupid Wii wheel!

[UScommando3]

yeah great video!

Birdo is playable YES!!!!

[torax819]

ahahah good good

[yungerrapper]

Hey... why, looking back at older reviews... aren't you excited about Birdo being in Super Mario Strikers? You could even play as him... or her... explanation please. lol you still rock.

[yungerrapper]

You had me CRYING because this video was so funny... or maybe because Birdo was in it, I'm not to sure...