groucho marx. i dare you to be more awesome. and typewriter tip tip tip is just icing on the reading my mind cake that you seem to bake so frequently when i visit your page.
fuckin hell yeah. Tascha rox the sox as well as the bass. Not to mention the beatbox. Can I get a hell yeah? All up in your face. Add Kate in the mix and we got six, ain't nuthin to hate and all of it to love. Don't push or shove, they got plenty of love. Can I get a hell yeah? Hell yeah! Hell motherfucking yes. Times eight, and you ain't even gotta wait!
18 is only the legal drinking age in half of canada. Also in Canada if its consentual and the parents don't mind a 14 year old can date an older person.
Holy mary mother, that was outstanding! Sweet lesbian glory. I think you could make personalized birthday raps and sell them on the internet for cash money. I bet just 'cause of that, this will be the best year of Tascha's dang life.
hahaha jurisdiction of your snatch!
alexisxhood 2 years ago
i believe that i am 50 of these views.
NeCeNa 3 years ago 3
nice song. kind of gangster-rape thing. pretty cool.
flippinsweet17 3 years ago
A Marx Brothers gangbang?!?!
Totally on my list for next year!
DaJellyDome 3 years ago
groucho marx. i dare you to be more awesome. and typewriter tip tip tip is just icing on the reading my mind cake that you seem to bake so frequently when i visit your page.
jessamyjay 3 years ago
Silly Kate, the age of consent is sixteen in Ohio. You missed out on TWO YEARS of fucking Tascha.
coatbutton 3 years ago 5
(-:P nice lol u kinda looked like charlestrippy if he had a beard
Annaconda1984 3 years ago
Best Line 0:49
Thanks for making me laugh during finals week.
Deliriousara 3 years ago
we only made this 4 days ago? it seems like 48 years.
KateReadsBooks 3 years ago
fuckin hell yeah. Tascha rox the sox as well as the bass. Not to mention the beatbox. Can I get a hell yeah? All up in your face. Add Kate in the mix and we got six, ain't nuthin to hate and all of it to love. Don't push or shove, they got plenty of love. Can I get a hell yeah? Hell yeah! Hell motherfucking yes. Times eight, and you ain't even gotta wait!
thatguyjeff 3 years ago
i should send this to all the chicks i dig and tell them i'm in it. i'd totally get poon then!
phaan421 3 years ago
i'm gonna be 18 jan 4th!!!
xxsarahbarahxx 3 years ago
Oh Jesus that's true love right there
MissyHotMess 3 years ago 2
ill be 18 on the 18th of december!!!!
aaaallyyy 3 years ago 2
Have you heard?
This song just pushed "clouds 08" to number 2 on the charts! This is number one!!!
timewithtascha 3 years ago
i don't know who the girl in red is but she is a badass
LdRfilmz 3 years ago 5
good times.
iamcoolalot 3 years ago
hahah that was hilarious!!
I love your rapping skills
michaeltalks 3 years ago
It's in my favs. !!!
Nyhee7 3 years ago
Totally totally funny! You guys are a great team!
SonomaDave1 3 years ago 2
WHERE IS THE SQUIRREL?
darkblueCAROLS 3 years ago 3
The drinking age in canada is 19 it's only 18 in quebec. XD goood try :]
Rawrpumpkin 3 years ago
Its 18 in Alberta & Manitoba too, 19 in the other seven provinces and three territories.
bikenik 3 years ago
I hope I'm lucky to be rocked by you one day.
jabazzy 3 years ago
I would LOL but I know you're avidly against it.
love the use of snatch though.
greyk2 3 years ago
LMFAO. This is hilarious!
FallingAngels44 3 years ago
I just had my 18th birthday and I was going to make a video of me saying all the awesome things that I could now do... but I never did. The End.
SlidingTomato 3 years ago
Oh Sweet Jesus, I fucking love you kate.
SilentMusicBox 3 years ago
i love it!
stalkher 3 years ago
That shit's going into my favorites RIGHT NOW. Brill.
iliketurtles6667 3 years ago
HAHA
jwwetzel 3 years ago
those yellow shades. i totally have them.
itssallniceonice 3 years ago 3
i gave you a thumbs up for that.
missduni 3 years ago
wait. I thought it was 19 to drink in Canada?
cassiedarling 3 years ago
oh who cares.
drink anyways.
cassiedarling 3 years ago
amazinggggg as ususal
ihatefronc 3 years ago
that beat is FLY
fancyrants 3 years ago 2
If there were any justice in the world this would be number one everywhere for the rest of time .
UnbelievableSandwich 3 years ago 3
ahhahahahaha so funny and true dat aiiii
explodril 3 years ago
ahhahahahaha so funny and true dat aiiii
"If there were any justice in the world this would be number one everywhere for the rest of time . "
explodril 3 years ago
18 is only the legal drinking age in half of canada. Also in Canada if its consentual and the parents don't mind a 14 year old can date an older person.
janemcwhir 3 years ago
Richard Marx!
SomebodyIusedtoknow 3 years ago
What
the
hell
just
happened?
So confused...
HesterMcLester 3 years ago
Ahahaha brilliant.
Emm0r 3 years ago
hrrrmmmmm.
You're kind of awesome for doing that as a birthday present.
unrealnews 3 years ago
that was provocative, in the sexual sense.
meagansxfamous 3 years ago 2
garsh, that was just wonderful. You sure are a heck of a lot better than that 50 cents fella'
volnessj 3 years ago 2
always you make me happier. thanks.
strawberrywntr31 3 years ago
A Hallmark gift card couldn't have said it better.
speedyconkiwi 3 years ago
Blown Away!
Once again pushing the envelope until it snatches...oops...snaps...
djplazma 3 years ago
Hell yeah!
ItalianStallionette 3 years ago
your being silly is cool
ScarbucksCoffee 3 years ago
minglygmer
Harpo is the best Marx brother.
BaubleRob 3 years ago
Damn and my birthday is not here again for like another 355 days......
Tobie2 3 years ago
awesome loops. she doesn't look a day over 16.
pete275 3 years ago
bomb facial hairs. lost jurisdiction of her snatch forthemotherfuckinwin yo
chris3ff 3 years ago
Harpo Marx for the win.
BrewsterIsAWinner 3 years ago
tash is the BOMP
i got brittle watching this.
you gals are the shit
damn
dr ash...
abagash 3 years ago 3
that. was. AMAZING! *Favorited!* I smell a record deal!!!
Rodion7X 3 years ago
Your earrings are made of win.
ToxicPopsicle 3 years ago
awesomeness
lalalizbeth 3 years ago
I usually get bored during birthday videos...but this was amazing! That was such a hilarious song!
shecaptain 3 years ago
THAT was brilliant.
Thank-you for that.
luvthecanadian 3 years ago
this is the best ever
shannograms 3 years ago
You are the awesome.
Shyaporn 3 years ago
Okay okay...you nailed it. Thank you. bruhahaoh yeah baby!
SonomaDave1 3 years ago
I want IN that nasty shite
:)
LunaCow 3 years ago
I turn 18 today too :D
and nice facial hair. very nice.
beepvoiture 3 years ago
Holy mary mother, that was outstanding! Sweet lesbian glory. I think you could make personalized birthday raps and sell them on the internet for cash money. I bet just 'cause of that, this will be the best year of Tascha's dang life.
seymoursimon 3 years ago
You look good with facial hair.
JaredYAY 3 years ago
Loves it.
tyleroakley 3 years ago
i love it when snatch jurisdiction is void!
nightworm 3 years ago
you rap too? wow a woman of many talents is a woman for me :D YAY
sweetyxpiex3 3 years ago
Hilarious
Genn333 3 years ago
Glorious...
nbwulf 3 years ago
...i love you
NeCeNa 3 years ago
favorite part: "... and the cops just lost juristiction of your snatch!"
fuckin' brilliant, woman.
glo382 3 years ago
Wow... that was bad ass!
CallMeNiner 3 years ago
You look like a tiger. One giant, sleazy tiger.
odetothepillow 3 years ago 2
Great song and great stash.
bearchay889 3 years ago
You look more like Bono Marks.
SonOfDee 3 years ago
I've always been a sucker for a sweet and tender love song.
sevendueceoffsuit 3 years ago
the lyrics were emense, you have good song writing skillz :)
annasghay 3 years ago
and she can only drink in Manitoba and Quebec!
snjoflake 3 years ago
windsor too! thats where im gonna bone her best.
missduni 3 years ago
except that legal age in ontario is 19..?
snjoflake 3 years ago
you are so right. god. god dammit. thats it. dammit. damn. dammit. MY BRAAAAAIN.
missduni 3 years ago
mmmmmmmm. brains!
snjoflake 3 years ago
don't let those canadians phase you.
KateReadsBooks 3 years ago
yeah. i got a wide-on.
snjoflake 3 years ago
SOLID GOLD!
I'm in tears!
That was the BOMB DIG IT DEE!
I love you guys!!!!
timewithtascha 3 years ago 4
i'm going to curl you up into a ball and fit you inside my you know what. then im going to shoot you to the stars.
missduni 3 years ago 3
Kate youre a SEX GODDESS! you reak of sex!
criaturaderuby 3 years ago
If people were paid according to their creativity and talent, you would be wiping your ass with $100 bills...
lemonette 3 years ago 2
that was badass.
StarofAzrael 3 years ago
I didn't think I could have more love for you, but you just proved me wrong.
carmadillotanzen 3 years ago
GENIUS!
iamakinkychicken 3 years ago 2
That. . . is. . . genius. . .
chrissyjeano 3 years ago