Re: Can you speak fake english? respond

[AlimeProductions]

Haha she said "understand" and "round" clear as day.

[pinguinobc]

Haha! Good one. One thing to note: English speakers don't use so many gestures.

[SgtLion]

Mindblown.

[alexisscargill]

It sounds like Simlish! That's awesome

[420hih]

0:13 Blue eyes

[Mixikyr]

she sounds like a baby and i really would presume that's actually quite accurate... after all, english speaker parents' babies would try to imitate like that, yes/no ?

[SweetMintPie555]

it sounded like the sims!

[PierreRMB]

@SweetMintPie555 LOL. Our French fake english = Sims.

[ThePackerOfFudge]

lol didnt sound like english

[namniekib]

All I understood was "understand" and "finish".

[matt167698]

thanks for posting :) 

[kodak139]

understand a cigarette?

[freestyle29a]

I especially luv the English R attempt .

[freestyle29a]

A little french like accent in the fake english. But great attempt whatsoever

[mysterycheez]

She's so cute! It's funny that she can speak 'fake English' with a French accent. ;)

[yunus0152]

haha.. not bad!! and really cute!! :)

[viskarenvisla]

It's like the sims.

[BARRIEMOREBARLOW]

You won't have to fake an orgasm with me, baby

[Leonaloverxx]

Understand

Turn around

Turn around

Pisseh

Finish

Lol nice :)

[Hatham]

Sounds like a damn sim

[Peebio]

lol funny

[explodingplant2]

:16 - :20 sounds like my friends when they're talking on the phone and not paying attention. cool!!

[lutdabs]

Sounds somewhat like old english, (hard to hear, cause of the audio quality)

[tehsophmeistah]

Haha it sounds a bit like english but not much as like you said, she doesn't understand a word :p

[xKINGxMOONx]

not bad.......and she's hot

[Brettwbeyer14]

nice. very well done and it makes a lot of sense.

[LaceHearts]

She's very pretty.

[Joey6131986]

that sounds like my retard brother, Bilo

[sprucepantherkmt]

is she retarded?

[rapunkill]

ahah votre video est sur un blog, le nom c'est: what english sounds like to people in other countries

[vanachan]

@rapunkill oh interessant ! Je vien d'aller voir ahaha.

[tabietaful]

it sounds quite french to me...

[Sogwa]

Not bad.  Full of fake gibberish words but she sounded like an American speaking some weird words!

[0hN0y0ud1dnt]

erm, cheena wam nestum, poo ah issagan ah reena, aratis mer rain tune turn around, get rr get around pisseh, drop it around urm ti understand, right king is the verdict...

finish ahahaha

[vanachan]

@0hN0y0ud1dnt ahahah awesome !

[ca1977a]

@0hN0y0ud1dnt Oh well, she got "rain", that's the crucially important part.:-)

[TakahashiMaikeru]

@0hN0y0ud1dnt This is actually really common. Non-native speakers tend to focus on the alveolar approximant R in English because it's such a rare speech sound.

[icyboy771z]

WOAH, all i can say is ur sister is cute

[trekgeek1]

She sounds like a drunk being arrested on COPS.

[therealclaudia123]

it sounds a bit french to me. 

[vanachan]

@therealclaudia123 french is her first language

[IbanezInferno]

awe thats adorable!

[buhzor]

too bad she doesn't speak english :( mm IM much? :<

[rocktheflare]

this is the best one ive seen, i felt like i could almost understand her hahahaha

[idkidcsn]

spy!

[katherine9997]

it sounds like she's trying to speak the words to right round by Flo rida!!!!

[aaronfleischer]

In real English....Give me a thumps up if you think that girl's an angel face.

[Gibix]

Well, didn't exactly sound English to me, although you can say you're imitating an American sniffing glue.

[Konata2010]

"Here is my sister, she doesn't understand a word" lmao xD

[hendrickx88]

her accent imitation is bad, but she's got the prosody DOWN!!!

[baigandine]

For the most part that did not sound like English.

[Jahooba]

That was pretty good gibberish! Definitely sounded American.  Lots of hard r's.

[scottadams13]

Did she say reach around?

[hollandturbine]

She did a great job, it sounds just like the imitation English you can hear when you play the Sims.

[POWERSALVATRUCHO13]

lil whore lazy

[lespauliscool]

always been curious what that sounds like! i know that we americans pretend to speak every other language on earth.

[nikol303]

I can speak a fake English with Russian acent although I don't know Russian. I know Italian and also can speak a broken English with a bit of Italian acent. But the best of me is when I speak broken English with an acent used in the Balkan countries coz I come from of those countries. She is really cute. hahahah LOL

[hamper11]

Lol sounded like a retarded person speaking.

[dogsarebetter]

at one point it sounded like she was saying "and I get around to understand"

0:22-0:25 LOL

[dogsarebetter]

She's so pretty

[IcsimaruGin]

at least she looks nice.

[rwolfsham]

I heard a few actual English words in there. She said "around" and then she said "understand" really clearly. haha how funny

[kira935]

You can hear some real english words so even though she doesn't understand enlgish she still know how some words sound.

Au début aussi je parlais comme ça parce que je ne savais pas comment les gens faisaient pour comprendre cette langue qui est finalement plus facile a parler que le français, une fois apprit.

P.S. This is not a traduction.

[Marena73]

I heard: blue eyes, again, arrange it around, get around, rock it around, and rocking is a word.

That's so cute!

[Freecell82]

What surprises me is how whenever people imitate English, there's never any accent. It really does sound like English. As soon as they start saying actual English words though, the accent returns. Weird.

[lioshenka]

Haha true, probably because we tend to use "words" we are better at, and omit the ones we are having troubles pronouncing... Don't know.

[aelishaful]

yea i kno rite lol

[oppfighter]

@Freecell82 No, there is an accent. She sounds like a deaf person trying to form words. Not to be mean, that's just what she sounds like.

[sanduuuu]

ADORABLE !

: D

i'm sure i heard her say "understand" somewhere in there : D

[baigandine]

Her fake English sounds like French.

[binexe]

Cute. Haha, I wish our language sounded more like that. That would be awesome! I never really thought of how I sounded to people with other dialects. I learn something new everyday. :)

[thelixir715]

cute when a girl does it

[cooldeadsex]

your sister is hot. lol

[n0morehate]

bonne job :)

[morgushong]

good job!

[JaYyDeE]

sounds more like Mandarin

[ttlgirlygirl]

LOL i cant believe i sound like that to other language people LOL

[htfcm]

@ttlgirlygirl

Well, at least to her you would.

[justanotherrolly]

hahaha GrEAT!!

[johnd94]

It sounds like she says "understand" around :25.

[xtinct2]

that's ironic :))

[Schenectadont]

She's cute.  Clearly she's been listening to Californians, though.

[vanachan]

ahaha no. She listens to rap music. other than that just french

[BrendanIsCool]

@vanachan she sounds like someone who speaks perfect english, but has suffered a severe brain injury

[4540524]

@vanachan rappers=californians.

[001napoleon]

@Schenectadont i didnt know californians had their own accents? i think we sound pretty normal compared to the rest of the country (except new york/boston/the south)

[rocktheflare]

@001napoleon haha yes we do have an accent. YOU think we sound normal cuz u just hear it all the time

[lapopofighting]

@Schenectadont You're just jealous that your state is really boring compared to California

[Bastoune31000]

It sucks...

[Sirchud68]

We must sound terrible...

[diegopetrucci2]

@Sirchud68 you don't. It's like when you hear your recorded voice.

I was stunned when i discovered how we italians sound, but you quickly get used to it.

Anyway, you DO sound like that, but that's not terrible, trust me

[rhcpzena]

LOL god, i hope i don't sound like that.

[rabbitshirt]

GREAT!

[MisterYuu]

ROFL

[MissVampireDiaries]

LOL

[Drahcir14]

oh my god that was brilliant!

[mxguy69]

she sounds like a retarded deaf mute trying to talk hahahahaha

[kunibob2]

Ha! That was awesome.

[Paulismyhero777]

Hm, you can tell she speaks French

[thisonesforthegirls5]

THis is the funniest thing Iv ever seen!!!!

[wastedtubers]

she said around and understand.

[carstalkerz]

dang your sis is hot, hook a brother up?

[theklowne]

Anyone else think she's hot?

[ExtraTerrestrials]

anyone else think he's pedobear?

she;s around 10 dude.  you are scaring me

[Geffles]

@theklowne she's about 11 for gods sake

[SkeksisRule]

@Geffles I've never seen an 11 year old with boobs that big, lol. She's at least 16.

[fleacythesheepgirl]

@SkeksisRule

I had boobs when I was 9 years old so watch your step.

(OT: Yeah it does sorta sound english)

[SkeksisRule]

@fleacythesheepgirl When did your dad start molesting you?

[fleacythesheepgirl]

@SkeksisRule

Can someone castrate him now as a preventive measure?

[SkeksisRule]

@fleacythesheepgirl No they won't castrate your dad to prevent him from molesting you if he hasn't done anything yet. If he already molested you it's too late to castrate him. If he does then just call the police.

[lipid989]

@theklowne hell yeah...wish the vid was clearer so we could see her

[stevespielberg]

@theklowne She's probably thirteen...

[marcjamesaus]

Tu parles anglais comme je parle français.

Combien de personnes connaissent parler anglais en France, 50%?

[blehblah22]

This was very insightful, even though in her mind she sounded english it was complete turd coming out of her mouth, I guess my fake indian/pakistani accent like Apu from the Simpsons would sound the same if I attempted to read Indian :P

[Ivnuk]

I have it on good authority (my sister travels to India frequently with her husband, who was born in the region) that English-speaking visitors to some parts of India benefit from affecting an "English (England) Indian accent" when speaking English (like Apu), in order to be better understood. Kinda makes sense when you think about it. Blame Colonial Britain, I guess. :-)

[MikhailSG]

Finally! First vid I've seen where someone didn't know any english at all. Thank you!

[mooseclamps]

hahah! hilarious. She sounds handicap ;)

[TheKarlez]

lol I've always wondered what we sounded like to people lol tell her great job!

[DazeWolf]

Haha, that was fun! (: Tell her she did ag reat job!

[FCKEVRY1]

Wow! We English speaking folk sound stupid!!!

[GodoftheChimps]

That was... Shit..... shit...... maybe you should learn English?

[pallypvpftw]

haha so this is what they think we sound like eh? rofl, i find these kind of videos so amusing.

[evilgenius314]

we americans do emphasize the "r's" a little too much lol

[orlyyarlynowai]

Yet unlike British English, we don't add 'r's to words where they don't exist, e.g. "I sawr a film today."

[MajorGeneralPanic]

Oh, boy.

[mcomoar]

Haha! I say I "sawl" a film. I've got a Torontonian accent, but I doubt it's to do with Toronto.

[VillaMan08]

at one point i thought she was Manchester..lol

[reginablablabla]

I hear a lot of R's o_o

[65DeluxeModel]

Not bad!

[DistortedV12]

i dont understand, are these people from different countries trying to speak english or are they trying to impersonate what an english person speaking their language would sound like??

[vanachan]

it's what engish sounds like to her

[DazeWolf]

It's "fake" English. The sounds someone would make if they were trying to pretend to be English without knowing any actual English words.

[crazyeye1]

all she said was understand, round and finish

haha

the rest sounded like a really drunk person roflmao.

Good job! =]

hello from Las Vegas, Nv USA

[caseyeleson]

Magnifique!

[cowboyfarwest]

I thought every canadian spoke english...even from francophon parts of the canada that's weird you're nearly french people :p just kidding I am french myself and don't really like it when it's about foreign languages in france... french are so lame in foreign languages I find depressive XD lol but whatever great job girl!!!

[chocolatefairydust]

wow she actually said "understand". sounded like she kept sayin "round-and-round-and-round" over and over again, or is that just me?

[Bernytheplayboy]

je suis sûr que tu es Québécoise !

[vanachan]

oui effectivement ;)

[sofakingwetaughted]

that was a good accent

[PSPx5000]

when you are speaking english at the beggining it sounds like you are speaking fake english

because of your accent lol

[ehhhhhhhhhh]

she totally said 'understand' around 0:24

[Steelcecil]

This is really interesting. The "r" sounds sound realistic when she says them. One tip, though. When you said "she don't" it actually would be "she doesn't" but it was an awesome video.

[IAmWaverly]

I felt I should have understood what she was saying. xD

[IAmWaverly]

And the fake English did sound extra odd. Like she had to slur everything or something. ._.

But nice :]

[nickconfidental]

your sister is beautiful.

[comentaristamalo]

Your sister is hot beautyfull!!! 

I love her!!!

[LaurenPoly12]

Haha! I could tell you were French-Canadien right away! Quebecois is so funny sounding...my boyfriend speaks it...he's from Montreal. Would like to hear a French person speaking "Fake English" too! lolol

[ovenaries]

hahaha you speak french no more, i think :P

anyways that's a nice video xD

[MusketeerCaptain]

Wow... That was weird... LOL :D!

I can actually sound as though I am talking German. Really fools a lot of people. I was saying fake German words to a friend(Who doesn't understand German) and pointing to one of my other friends. He thought I was making fun of him in German :D.

[deptford]

Tres Bien! Merci pour le video. I am English so I hope my French is ok

[vanachan]

yep! that was perfect

[nickster0198]

"ee'rs my seester, she don't understand a word"

that was funny how you said that, it was funky fresh

[BillyxD7]

lol tros stupide voir que vous metez sa sur youtube je me sentirais mal :P

[MessyEyeliner]

she repeats the words 'word' and 'understand' because she heard her sister saying it when she introduced the video i think.

i find it fascinating what people think we sound like.

[lalaLamundJoy]

she said the word 'understand" somewhere in there haha but i don't think it was on purpose

[kobraf150]

well she is very cute but yeah I could tell she was young :) I love the French language though wish I could speak it better.

[OpheliaImmortal]

Non-english speakers really do hear R's alot in the way we speak, don't they?

[vanachan]

yeah true. When I was young and trying to speak english I had problems with the R's. Our R's is in the middle of english and Spanish.

[ADT1391]

ranchen ci ron round understand wordis finish.

hahahahahahh

that shit was funny.

[blondygirl52]

she understands a couple words, I THINK I heard her say "read, understand and finish" and maybe a couple other ones too.

[BABABABA5555]

Yeah, certain words will come out for sure. Like if you were faking Japanese and using phrases like "Kanatana, hashimato, takamira, etc." I made those up off the top of my head, but they may very well be real words.

[kelseymichelle94]

mdr!

Bon travail!

C'est bien!

Moi, j'ai appris l'anglais puis en français, donc je n'ai jamais été de se moquer de la façon dont nous le son. Cependant, elle a fait beaucoup!

[salah001]

this is funny and they re all like that when french canadian speak english

cté drole when she said ''tsé''

[georgebush231]

pretty good.

[TokioHotelLittleFan]

Are you guys Brazilian, or Spanish? Cuz it's seems like a latin accent

[Dirtfire]

They're French.

Funny stuff

[vanachan]

we are from quebec and learned french as our first language

[Gabbo226]

I was in Quebec over the summer, and I was amazed at how up around the Gaspe Peninsula, no one spoke any english. I thought people would be bilingual there or at least know a little english, but geez!

Then I go to Montreal and people switch effortlessly between french and english.

Great vid btw!

[kobraf150]

how old were you when you learned english?

[vanachan]

i learned it playing games all my life. They were voiceless at the time so it was hard to get the good accent and all

[TheShad0w3735]

Ye, i started to learn english from the 3rd grade, im now going to 9th, and im already a 9+ student, and i understand and know almost everything about it, mostly thanks to games i started playing when i was 5yrs old.