Beats drinking alone (In German)

[TheRulezzzzzz]

I wonder what did u say

[rafaeljtjr777]

Ashley was so sexy in bed I used to bang the s@#$! out of her and she can suck a madd d@#$% but even better that her p%$#@! is so tight and wet even though she smelled like a pig and yeah she may be ugly but her sex made up for the face

[StruggleBunnies]

i took three years of german in high school. As a result, even to this very day, i can recognize the language. I just dont remember what any of the words mean.

[VitoPossilipo]

Dein Deutsch ist wirklich erstaunlich gut. Aber es heißt "das San Francisco", nicht "die San Francisco."

[IntellectualsNY]

cutest.

[VitoPossilipo]

Du sprichst Deutsch? Toll! Bist Du deutscher Abstammung, oder hast Du es an der Schule gelernt? Ich finde Dein Deutsch toll. Ich wünschte, mein Englisch wäre so gut.

[wpkincaid]

hahaha, I fuckin love german. Too bad they don't offer it at my school, its all french and vietnamese.

[John66me]

You forgot to say at the end "Prost"

[tobiasgeiger]

you are amazing :) not because I'm German and you happen to speak German too, but because of your intellect...we need more women like you! btw, you inspired me to start a Free Thinker association at my British University, cheers!

[Rahhelthethird]

Korn?

Meinst du nicht Köln?

Das ist auf jedenfall das San Fransisco Deutschlands.

Dein Deutsch am Ende war besser als am Anfang.

Bravo!

[deusAtheismus]

LOL

Learn Swedish too! :D

[AnubisMob]

@deusAtheismus Eller hur.

[tetleydidley]

omfg so sexy..

[D4l4m4r]

the german sounds extremely funny, but the grammar is not too bad.

It's very interesting that native english speakers have such trouble with articles that refer to 'male' or 'female' nouns, as the only article in english 'the' refers to all nouns.

[CrippledRetardo]

It's also quite interesting how Germans have such a hard time with the 'th' sound.

[FinalFanatic1984]

You speak German, you're NOT an religious idiot, you think morals are silly, and you cant stand pro-lifers?! Ashley, i Love you! If only more people had some common sense like you, than the World would be a better place! Grüße aus Deutschland

[Kojitsu]

lol dies ist hammer geil, ich spreche nur ein bisschen deutsch aber ich denke dies video ist sehr witzig von was ich kann verstehe (sorry if my grammar sucks ^^;; )

[mrholistic09]

You look like Wynona Rider. (sp)?

[chris100271]

Bin auch Deutsch und? but seriously now I know why she gets laid off so much. Voll das Vollpfosten.

[WarChicken78]

I'm repeatingly wondering how many people all over the globe speak my mothertongue even german is spoken in so few countries natively.

:D

[redbeardthesaxon]

Gosh, Ashley, you're even more gorgeous when you're speaking German! Or was it das Bier?

[MarieKadda]

Hey, I'm German, too.. ;-)

That sounds really good! For normal people who usually are talking english , you can't understand anything..

How long are u learning German? ;)

[pilviu]

she used google translate and read/memorised the text :)) i gots you all figured out ashley, see?

[godisdelusion]

i love german

sounds awesome

Rammstein is awesome

[jocam32]

u are der nuts!! lolol

Können heiraten bald!

[ZeroTamura]

as a swiss-german i do anderstand your english posts better than your german tongue

but anyway: ride on!

[ShigureTukana]

your cute :)

[Meuk1982]

You're doing great, make one in Dutch!

[ProjectPaladin]

Furchtbare Aussprache... ;-)

Aber wenigstens gibts noch Menschen außerhalb, die sich diese Sprache antun...

[hihahajoker]

marty mcfly?

[CrackedHalo]

OH! I'm a German too!!! MArry me...mein Mutti will love you!

[stimmtso]

Jaaa, saufen kann man gut in Deutschland...Aber nicht in Köln, da gibts nämlich nur Kölsch; und Kölsch ist Plörre.

[Blobadelics]

u failed to impress me

[loverofhardcoreporn]

Well done. You understand the concept of learning a new language that isn't natural to you.  Have a medal. . .

[papsttreu]

Ah du bist eine Bekannte von Marty...

[Johannes9126]

We all have to start small. I had problems with the english language at first, too.

[insightnew]

I didn't understand a word you said but you're adorable any way.

[toferdelachris]

ummmm you need to brush up some more on your cognitive neuroscience and psycholinguistics before you start spouting off some half-baked theory of language processing in the brain. you're also not allowed back on the internets until you get a dictionary and learn to spell "categorize."

[amoxtlacatl]

17opp7

Who is more of a Nazi?

The lady responding in German to a German speaker, hurting no one?

Or YOU - CENSORING the lady for USING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE - though she harms none in so doing?

Nazi - it's not a language. IT'S AN ATTITUDE. AND YOU HAVE IT.

To truly fight Nazism, fight this attitude IN YOURSELF.

[flurble33]

what the hell's wrong with you?

Because it's german she's a nazi?

Ok then, you're speaking english so... you're responsible for every crime commited by anyone that speaks english. Fuck you you weirdo, grow up.

[ZavTheInsane]

I knew one person a least would leave a Nazi comment. Well played, sir, well played, and may I compliment you on your originality.

[Meuk1982]

The thinking process of a 17opp7:

Strange language-> scary -> Germans? -> Nazi's!

She's American, dumbass. And every single white American has it's roots in Europe, like it or not.

[CandyMandii]

sounds so cute :D wie süss

[SLRL1A1]

Sounded more like Pennsylvania Dutch than German. :o) Americans always seem to have problems "getting" foreign accents.

[Johannes9126]

Du mußt mehr Videos auf Deutsch machen!

[THECapedCaper]

WHAT IS THIS SPEAK AMERICAN

[Johannes9126]

Oh noes! Somebody is able to speak more than one language!

[pikechris1]

hol mir mal ne flasche bier, flasche bier, flasche bier, sonst streik ich hier!

was is aus dem alten gerd eigentlich geworden? weist das jemand? ach, genug politik...

much love, healthy!

[StarVenusshinning]

She is actually saying 'ich' extremly correct.First thing I noticed was that and wondered if she has some Deutsch ancestors..

[StarVenusshinning]

I meant origins.

[sparrow111260]

Ja, nicht schlecht.

Ich bin überrascht!

[emulator900]

This reminds me of that twilight zone where the guy was transported to german occupied france in world war 2 and the nazis stopped him and he couldn't understand what they were saying.

[nathanforst1]

Five stars just because she is hot! Plus... I always find it sexy when I cannot understand what a girl is trying to say... ;)

[nathanforst1]

Who knew I could speak German? I understood the words San Francisco! I'm amazing...

[strutnoodle]

she's hotter in german ;)

[xxYPAxx]

No, YOU should make more videos in german!!

and i think i can hear an improvement here.

Also mach weiter so, Du bist auf einem guten Weg.

[nova2002]

Shit, I was trying to figure out what you said, then listening to it for the third time I figured you were talking about cologne.

Cologne certainly is the San Francisco of Germany, considering the gay community, also there are a lot of hippies ;)

Though I never considered cologne as the San Francisco of Germany. I live 60km west of cologne in Germany, so cologne is not the most western city :D

Your german is quite good, but you have to work on your pronounceiation.

[creationismisstupid]

Bier her Bier her oder ich fal um juchei.

Sol dass bier ins Keller liegen...und ich hier in ummacht liegen, Bier her Bier her...

[metalplace567]

LOL I remember you... still funny as always.. and keep fighting the good fight. :)

[DaftDoggyDog]

It's "ich" noth "isch"... for goodness' sake! :oP

[EviTheFreak]

Nicht schlecht. :-)

Wolltest Du nicht nach Deutschland kommen bald?

Julian

[Finiras]

he has to make more videos in german?

[jessie74]

Yeah die andere Nacht lege ich das Sleepining

Und ich weckte von einem schrecklichen Traum auf

So rief ich meinen Kumpel Jack Daniels auf

Und sein Partner Jimmy Beam

Und wir tranken alleine, yeah mit sonst niemandem

[emulator900]

Feh, my german kicks everyone else's ass. I learned it all from fucken castle wolfenstein 3D.

Guten tag, kein durchgang. Eine kleine Amerikaner, die allied schweinhund!

Donner Wetter.

[dukenuke72]

I have better plans for you when you're drunk.

[bayfax7]

und Prost!

[warthog212]

fuck off your german! tnx

[infinitecycle]

wherever the fuck you say!!! cool!!

[smashbeans]

ive only been watching a short while. i was wondering what do you think about anton szandor lavey and his philosophy on athiesm?sorry i cant spell but i know your smart enough to read through ny type Os :p cheers

[velosapien74]

Don't mention the war.

[LuminaryAluminum]

Du solltest auch mehr Videos auf Deutsch machen. ;-)

[jonleflar]

That was surprisingly sexy.

[Chaotischesneutrales]

Sie sollen mehr videos auf Deutsch machen!

[BENY0HAMA]

translation?

[GenerationXeroFilms]

NO U!

[hmpeter]

Quite understandable!

Your accent is cute. ;-)

Greetings from Germany.

[majav15mg]

mmh i love good lookin atheist wimminz

[D4Shawn]

When ever someone normal starts talking in some wacky language, at least for the first nanosecond or two, I think I've gone insane or have aphasia or something.

[GretchenDawntreader]

anonymous demands a translation or subtitles! LOL

What was that about the San Fransisco of Germany or something?

<~~had about 3 weeks of German language in 9th grade while moving to Ohio from temp to perm school district. So I fail at German.

[TomPaineII]

Drinking on Weds Night? KICK ASS

[Scrapheap71]

Your German accent does need a little work.

[matthewj1985]

I bet if I was stoned this would make a lot more sense.

[somechick73]

LOL I only understood some of that wow I need to learn more german.

[AScannerClearly]

I want to find a special magic beer that I can drink that'll let me speak/understand German now. Hmmm, or I could invent it... you're such a inspiration. ^_^ And also I have no idea what you just said lol.

[CousinoMacul]

Bier!

[onlywhenprovoked]

exactly !!

[ZOMGitsCriss]

I didn't understand shit, but that was hawt ! :P

btw ... FIIIRST ! lulz

<33

[CousinoMacul]

Ya! Das iz hawt! Ya ya!

[ChrisHill5650]

Been drinking agin have we?

[RationalFuture]

you're saying "Ish" instead of "ih"

[mistawulf]

That pronunciation varies depending on where you are in Germany.

[RationalFuture]

Ja, aber Sie ist Amerikanish und sagen "Ich" als "Ih" ist die foermlich Aussprache.

(I hope I didn't butcher the gender :) it's been some time since I studied German :) )

[papsttreu]

"IH"? As in "ee"?

that'd be Bavarian

[healthyaddict]

*Amerikanerin

[Shyuum]

What's so healthy about hating Mexicans?

Seriously, closed mind people.

[VitoPossilipo]

@RationalFuture Sorry, but it is "förmliche Aussprache" (with "e") and "sie" is not capitalized and I think you mean "sagt" (singular).