TORCHWOOD Innuendo Squad John Barrowman, Gareth David-Lloyd

[DeathlyHall0ws7]

John and Gareth are just so damn brilliant!

[RubyWinterstar]

I love this stuff xD ... xx

[kuteasabutton56]

Innuendo. Coolest word ever!

[LordGakupo]

liking how the nametag says Moffat XD

[cos2mwiz]

@LordGakupo He and Julie were the previous panel. WISH I'd had enough battery to shoot both, alas no. Steven told quite good stories. =)

[MyPokemonAreCool]

gareth is like johns bitch.and i love it.

[FaeTennant]

Big and the Boys, that'd be a great name for a TorchwoodRock band!

[livelaughlove7293]

"Who's that over there?" "Lisa..." XD

Gareth's so cute :)

[2020Hikaru]

I fucking love you for uploading this! Just amazing :'D

[cos2mwiz]

@2020Hikaru Ha!...Well...you're welcome! =D

[TheCelebBubble]

Did these two have a sex scene?

[MotherTeresa456]

@TheCelebBubble Sort of, series 2 episode Adrift

[TheCelebBubble]

@MotherTeresa456

- Wouldn't mind licking his naked ass ;)

[kuteasabutton56]

@TheCelebBubble Watch the show!

[SmileySammieee]

There is a lot of Jong in jack and there is a Lot of ianto in there to hehheheehe hi-five Ahahahaha

[TheKeksiify]

Thanks so much, this totally makes my day.

[cos2mwiz]

@TheKeksiify Aww...You're welcome. Watching these two together just never gets old. <333

[NylaScotia3239]

Sorry 27/1/2012

[NylaScotia3239]

This keeps getting weirder and weirder TORCHWOOD is everywhere I go now. Hopefully ALL of you will join me on FRIDAY JANUARY 10:30 AM PST, on my FACEBOOK PAGE NYLASCOTIA@FACEBOOK.com, for the Q & A, regarding my writing of TORCHWOOD SERIES 6! This will be brief and I cannot give much more than that AWAY! See you there, Bye!

[SPNandMerlinfan]

I love it! The only bad thing is I could barley understand anything that GDL was saying! I wish there was like subtitles or something so I could understand him! Anyway, this was sooo funny! :D

[cos2mwiz]

@SPNandMerlinfan If you click on the "show more" button below the video, there is a link to the transcripts I made. =)

[SPNandMerlinfan]

@cos2mwiz Oh thanks! Didn't notice that! :)

[stsars13]

Damn, I'd <3 to have some of that John cake. Why can't you be straight for me!!!! *shakes fist*

[MrKaterinaki]

I love the time tha jack says safe sex and then IAnto says episode 11

[orlisbabe]

@MrKaterinaki John and Gareth you mean? lol. xD yea, me too.

[MrKaterinaki]

@orlisbabe yeah!!!

[Icekit13]

I can't eat my breakfast while watching this!! It's too damn funny!!

[emmyrossumfn101]

I have no problem with homosexual people. However, I do have a problem with John being homosexual. Why? I'm a girl. And he's a guy. :')

[orlisbabe]

@emmyrossumfn101 Yea, i love gay people, and i am bi myself, so i'm not against them or anything, its John being gay, and a celeb, and twice my age, and out of my league, and married - that i am against. xD lol

[Axiii4551]

Thanks a lot for the transcript ! :D

This video is amazing and I was so sad to not be able to undertstand everything ! (JB speak so fast :p)

Thanks to you, I spend the best 10 min of my day ! xD

Thanks again from France ! :) (And sorry for my english :p)

[cos2mwiz]

@Axiii4551 You are quite welcome! Very happy it was helpful. =)

[lilbrainyballerina]

I love John's twelve-year-old boy giggle at 3:20

[FraxinusDipetala]

Oh god. I keep thinking I've hit the funny part and I take a bite of food and then I choke on it every single time John opens his mouth. Oh these two rapscallions.

[TheFriendlyTomato]

Uhm, excuse me, Lisa is not gone. Lisa is right here. Ugh, men.

No, but seriously, if I was "Lisa" from the show, I would probably die. Because these two men are awesome.

[khaotic0n3]

Too bad Gareth is straight and John is taken, they make a cute/hot couple.

[FuckYeahDoctorWho]

Lisa?!

Oh, his expression <3

[IantoJonesTributes]

Aww Gareth! "Lisa?"

[yattamiao]

jack sei stupendo!!!!!

[Chiarodiluna113]

I couldn't breathe I was laughing so much :) great video :)

[cos2mwiz]

@Chiarodiluna113 Aww...Thanks so much. They made making it SO easy. Brilliant gentlemen. =)

[FireShayd]

Absolutely brilliant! I do believe my mission in life is to go to a Comic Con that John and Gareth are at...they're gorgeous AND funny. Perfect combination.

[PoetessaSpooky]

I wasn't able to understand everything, but it's very very funny, I really love to watch it. Thank you for posting it! :)

[cos2mwiz]

@PoetessaSpooky Underneath the video click on "show more" and at the bottom of that list there is a link to the transcript if you'd like. =)

[PoetessaSpooky]

@cos2mwiz Oh, thank you!! I didn't seen it, it's fantastic! :D I owe you a couple of minutes of pure enjoyment :)

[BrigitteTube727]

@cos2mwiz THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOVE YOU!

[cos2mwiz]

@BrigitteTube727 Awww....shucks. Thanks. =)

[Clarabelle22]

This is the best thing I have seen in a long time.

[cos2mwiz]

@Clarabelle22 Glad you liked. You can always count on John and Gareth to be immensely entertaining. =)

[iLoveAlejandro96]

They are adorable :3

I love them so much c:

[theoncegreatfugitive]

i literally love gareth david-lloyd!!!!!!!!!!

[ImWeirdAndILikeIt]

omigod i was literally squirming throughout the whole video, and it also helps to have a perverted mind like mine

[kevincostnermyhero]

Gareth reminds me of Matthew Macfadyen! Anywho, thank for uploading this SO much!! It's fantastic. :D

[cos2mwiz]

@kevincostnermyhero Agree. =) ...and your quite welcome.

[Midtowner321]

John is amazing! 'nuff said!

[lucakozma]

season 6 and Ianto... :(

[PUFFandRUFFLE158]

I. AM. WHEEZING!!!!!!!!!!! I CANT BREATHE OMG!!!! LMFAOOOOOO

[eatingoutfan]

PLEASE bring that beautiful man back to life!! :(

[dclarke556]

did any1 else notice that john stole the moffs seat

[retnavybrat]

I would've loved it (and I suspect John would've, too) if the guy at the microphone said something like, "I can't, the mike's too small." : D

[PhantomTheifKidKaito]

John: Whos that over there?

Gareth: Lisa? xD I cracked up

[orlisbabe]

"there's a lot of john barrowman in jack..." i was drinking water when i watchd that and nearly spit it all over my laptop when i started laughing. xD lmao.

[LeftofWrong]

He tried so hard to keep going after he said "There's a lot of John Barrowman in Jack." xD

[LeftofWrong]

He tried so hard to keep going after he said "There's a lot of John Barrowman in Jack."

[pitabread12]

the marry shag cliff bit is basically the same as when david tennant asked john that very question on the friday night show...

[TonksftMemories]

Oh my God, can they just all get married please?

[wintermoons1215]

i love that little forlorn 'Lisa!" XDD

[StarFallMuerte]

I am crying in laughter laughing like a maniac at this!

[cos2mwiz]

@StarFallMuerte They are delightful together, aren't they? =D

[StarFallMuerte]

@cos2mwiz Oh god yes they are, I can't stop rewatching this!!

[LittleBloodyGirl9]

You just gotta love Gareth and John. They like complete each other. They are so funny.

[Mupkinsful]

John is such a dirty dirty manwhore.  xD

[cos2mwiz]

@Mupkinsful Just one of the many reasons why we love him. =D

[KisseyLeaah5324]

@cos2mwiz agreed :D

[Gwennie14]

Torchwood's Rock Best show in world :D :D :D

[EdennTaylorrBabyy]

OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!!!

[egyptianreality]

I think Jon is just as much a fangirls as all those in that crowd. Especially cuz he knows our love of doctor and ianto+him

[princessenjay]

I love love love them. thank you for making this video. when ever i need a good laugh all i have to do is watch this video. thank you

[cos2mwiz]

@princessenjay Aww...You're welcome! The guys are just so awesome I was compelled to throw something together. =D

[HopeBear19]

No I want more that's so not fair that it comes to end it was so hilarious :P

[iSmileing]

ROFL!

[SailorMiniMoonlover]

Freaking Hilarious XD

You've just gotta love Jack and Ianto <3<3

[N1C0L3TURN3R]

Gareth looks so cute! I love how he's smiling the whole time. (:

[cryssibaby]

Does John or anyone else still go to the San Diego Comic con?

[cos2mwiz]

@cryssibaby John has already pretty much confirmed on twitter he will be there this summer to promote series 4. \o/

[cryssibaby]

@cos2mwiz Oh wow. I really want to go.

[cos2mwiz]

@cryssibaby Unless you already have tickets...Good Luck. It's sold out and so are the hotels. You'll need to check with the SDCC site to see when the cancellations will go on sale. They sold out earlier than ever this year.

[cryssibaby]

@cos2mwiz Oh, I can't go for a really long time anyway. But thank you.

[alexiskissyouall]

they`re gay for real ? *o*

[cos2mwiz]

@alexiskissyouall John only. Gareth just a really, REALLY cool straight guy. =)

[cryssibaby]

@cos2mwiz I was actually surprised that Gareth's straight. There are very few straight actors that play bi or gay and we need more of that.

[cos2mwiz]

@cryssibaby We certainly need more gay characters portrayed on TV as in Torchwood...no big deal, just the norm, whether they're played by straight or gay actors. =)

[cryssibaby]

@cos2mwiz I know. I would love to see more. American TV makes same sex couples look fruity or wrong somehow, such as Will & Grace; where they pretty much made Will in love with Grace towards the end (so I heard, I didn't see the end) but there was Will's friend that fit the sterotype to a T and I found that disturbing. Then there was Spin City that made it seem mostly okay but they still cheesed it up. Then one The N show about a teenage lesbian couple but even that was a mess.

[cos2mwiz]

@cryssibaby That's one of the biggest things I LOVE about TORCHWOOD...Gay Heroes, not stereotypes.

[1cni1]

Brilliant, God i love these 2. We need more of them on TV together.

[surfer53]

I just think it's cool, even as a straight guy, that David is all right with playing a character in a gay relationship.

[Suke4U]

Damn, if only they where together....XDD

Love them non-the-less!!

[AmandaWadsley]

I actually love this so much, brilliant video! I'm obviously happy for John Barrowman to be in such an amazing relationship with his partner, but there's part of me that wishes he was single and that Gareth David-Lloyd was gay just so these two could go just that step further lol!

[cos2mwiz]

@AmandaWadsley Very glad you enjoyed. =)

[AmandaWadsley]

@cos2mwiz I just watched the entire comic con thing, and thanks for the transcripts as well it helped as some I couldn't make out, and I've figured out one of the (indiscernible) bits, on the 6 of 7 transcript where Julie is saying this sentence: "Ohhh...I'm just here to disappoint, I know there's no (indiscernible) There's no extra scenes." I think she's saying manga, referring to the discussion they had before about not doing any manga :)

[cos2mwiz]

@AmandaWadsley Thanks! Will fix. =)

[TheAnomally]

TOrchwood season 4(Torchwood: Miracle Days)...rumor mill is that it's going to be shown on Starz with a mostly USA cast except for JB and EM...now i know why RTD killed off Ianto...not to further Capt. Jack's suffering...since I think watching his love interest grow old would do that enough.(he's had to do it so many other times) but so that in his quest to make the show Ult. #1 he gets rid of the factor that would make the other half of the viewers...queasy. JANTO FOREVER!!!!

[twofataldays]

Btw, I love Gareth "thinking" face at 4:45 and after :-D Like he's trying to remember, when... :D :D :D

[doctordavidtennant]

hahahah "theres alot of Ianto there as well" i LOVE the high five

[starmomma]

Love these boys. Ah, Gareth, what in the world are we supposed to do without you? :: sniffle ::

[MissAmiTimeLord]

I wish I'd've been there in the audience. Just to say I'd been in the same room as either of these guys...

[lasiaurinko]

I've only watched two seasons of Torchwood and I don't wanna see season 3 cause I know Ianto dies... I think I have to watch this video a hundred times before Children of Earth so that I won't be totally bummed out.

So thanks for this vid and cheering me up before hand! :)

[cos2mwiz]

@lasiaurinko You're so welcome! I know these guys make me laugh so much. Love to relive the good old days whenever I think about TW 4 without Ianto. ='(

[CursedRegret]

@lasiaurinko Well I finished to wach it right now and it was very devastating for me XD but the moment where Ianto dies is very special, I cried for sadnass and happiness too because we can see how much he loved Jack ^___^

[ringoslover]

@lasiaurinko Watching this a million times won't help! But CoE is still a great series, even if (or maybe because) it rips your heart out so well.

[DiOfficial]

"We do get the work done, but I like to have a good time when I'm working, don't I...Gareth?"

Priceless.

[DeannaNaNaNaNa]

gareth's is just called big ;)

[waytotheend4]

ahahha OMG thank you so much for posting this! They're just so funn ahahah :D totally love them!

[cos2mwiz]

@waytotheend4 You're so welcome! They're a perfect comedy duo. =)

[plolde]

Lol! I'm dying at this video.. I wanna threesome, too!

John: "Who's that over there?"

Gareth: "LISA?"

I hope Johnny really does marry Gareth, 'cause he's seen him naked SO many times~ XD Make an honest man out of him, John! Make an honest man!

[jayjayjonesharkrness]

i did the wierdesr laugh ever i sorta choked and laughed si=o cute lol i love these guys r.i.p ianto

[kuvasz13]

"There's a lot of Ianto there as well!"

*high-five*

I know I shouldn't be laughing this loud but I can't help myself xDDD

[TheKlervie]

John is so cute when he realises what he just said "there's a lot of John Barrowman in Captain Jack Harckness", and Gareth's reply is the best innuendo ever (is it even an innuendo?).

[xNefasx]

Hi, this Comic Con is in GB? I am from Czech Republic;-)) Thanks. By the way, great video, I really like Torchwood a those guys:-)

[cos2mwiz]

@xNefasx Nope. This Comic Con is the one in San Diego, California every year. Since Torchwood 4 will be airing in 2011 I'm sure John and the cast will be appearing here again next year. =)

[xNefasx]

@cos2mwiz Oh, I noticed later, thanks:-) It´s a pitty, but I am sure, they will be in Europe sometimes too:-)

[twofataldays]

@xNefasx

No worries, hon, the next year we'll come for them (wherever they'll be hiding), tie them to the airplane seat and bring right to the FestivalFantazie 2011, Istrocon or whatever ;) But I'm gonna need some help. Are you in? ;D

[xNefasx]

@twofataldays

Oh, I´m definitely in:-)) How do you know FestivalFantazie?:-D

[twofataldays]

@xNefasx

David Nykl has been there for several times and I watched some vids... That's why I remember it :)

[xNefasx]

@twofataldays

That´s cool, I am so glad, that a lot of people know about our festival. Yes, David Nykl has been there also last year, he was nice;D I hope, that sometimes will finely come anyone of my favourites:-)

[spbookworm]

Ahaha, I just watched Ianto's death scene about 2 hours ago. I cried for the first thirty minutes and then proceeded to watch about 20 videos trying to cheer me up. None have worked until this one.

Oh, man, these two have the most chemistry out of any two characters I've seen in TV shows. Their relationship looks so real, and their love is obviously there. Hell, it's more realistic than any relationships in any romance series!

Less than three. Love these guys!

[cos2mwiz]

@spbookworm Awww...Glad they could bring you some cheer. Seeing John & Gareth play off each other was always Good Times. =)

[mudcorem]

best thing about gareth and john is that, their torchwood characters are interesting, and their real personality is even more interesting :)

[Iantorchwood94]

I loooove John's face from 1:46 to 1:50 when Gary saya "Episode 11!" just after he sid "Safe sex"!!!!XD!

Gotta luv this guys,we can feel a real chemistry inbetween them and it's absolutly fantastic!

HJohn,Gary,I LOVE YA!!!

[thinker5]

No, John honey. The fangirls are MUCH sicker than you. (Although, watching this it almost seems as if he knows about the demented storm of twisted fanfic around his character and is playing up just to give them material!)

[singer320981320]

Personally, I think they ruined the show by killing off Ianto. The actors have amazing chemistry, Ianto's personality made a lot of people come back to the show, and the relationship between Janto was really, amazingly special. If Jack had to suffer, it could have been later on in the series. While I don't want Ianto to die either way, it would have hurt Jack more if the relationship was more developed and the fans would have gotten more of Ianto/Gareth.

[singer320981320]

@CassieLitzomania How does she react to that? I would crack up laughing.

[obsydiandreams]

that.was.wonderful. gods, what i wouldnt give to have been there. :) its funny how the chemistry from the show comes through. i want to just steal these two... make me laugh whenever i need it. amongst other things? :)

your notes were hilarious too... haha, and a really nice idea to let us know whats going on. made it all the more fun!! thank you for posting this...

[cos2mwiz]

@obsydiandreams Thank you so much! Their chemistry was AMAZING and the notes just kinda wrote themselves.

[xAkeil]

Oh my, when did Gareth get hench?! This vid is awesome! These guys...<3

[moodymaree]

I could not stop laughing the whole way throught this! lmao.

RTD - get The Boys and BIG together again, if you know what i'm saying ;)

[mmgringoire2]

poor julie gardner. she has to deal with these big, horny kids. I love these guys. looks like they have alot of fun on set. I miss Ianto

[fromjuliet2romeo]

I absolutely love this! Just the best of these two, and your little intros make me laugh. Bien fait!

[cos2mwiz]

@fromjuliet2romeo TYSM. =)

[lnmgilbert2004]

This is awesome, but the gum chewing is starting to get annoying!

[uste25]

why the hell did the producers kill Ianto? Him and Jack are the scene-stealers of the show

[Meike92]

I adore this video! Thanks so much! When I watch it, I'm constantly changing between laughing and squeeing :D Can't even say what my favourite moment is, cos there are so fuckin' many :)

[craisins95]

"There's a lot of Ianto there as well." Best moment. Also I kind of love whoever shouted "threesome".

Thank you so much. This was so so so funny.

[cos2mwiz]

@craisins95 You're very welcome. Thanks for watching!

[polaris19945]

What does Gareth say at 06.35 before saying "Oh no can't say that."

[gweniaja]

@polaris19945

He said 'I'm holding my tongue'

[creamcakepie1]

"Coat sex, safe sex" LOL

[oxAutumnRushxo]

I think it might get to the point where I've watched this more than some of the TW episodes soon :') + your 'annotations' or whatever make it all the more awesome. They amuse me greatly.

[cos2mwiz]

@oxAutumnRushxo Awww, shucks. Thanks! So glad you're enjoying. I miss these guys...and this show, so much. =')

[spuffy2247813]

This is insanely sexy and completely hilarious! I can't count how many times I've watched it. Gareth and John compliment each other so well. I'm going to miss Janto, and now that Ianto's gone, I suppose Gareth won't be attending Comic-Con anymore... thanks so much for making my day with this (and the many days after that I'll watch it again). :D

One question: What does Gareth say that makes John push his face into the mic? :P I can't hear him.

[cos2mwiz]

@spuffy2247813 After John says, "Just pretend it's me." Gareth says: "I’ve been holding my tongue. I thought no, I can’t say that...can’t say that."

[ajwconsulting]

I wish we could get this in america! I would so want to see this!. bisocialnetwork. Anyone knows where I can get the dvd or see online?

[crocgirl101]

i lol'd so hard i might have died....

[BeaWhatever]

Oh my god!

They're so damn hot !

[Ashchethem]

For a straight man Gareth gets pretty into the gay antics. I LOVE HIM ALL THE MORE FOR IT.

[bulletcookiegirl]

:O john is SO like my mate hollie, you cannot say anything around her without her making an innuendo :') I LOVE TORCHWOOD!! i lol'd SO much :') "coat sex safe sex" :L :L

[nursejessica82]

could they be more sexy!

[ashmalfoy]

The two sexiest and cutest men in the entire universe. <3

xxx <3 xxx

[Namaechan]

Damn it, my name IS Lisa! Haha xD

[DoctorWhovian1993]

Gareth and John Need to be together!! haha, They just have too!!!

[Namaechan]

@DoctorWhovian1993 Naw, that wouldn't be too fair on Johns husband and Gareth's fiancé...

[RaiinbowLove]

"There's a lot of John Barrowman in Capt. Jack, and there's a lot of Capt. Ja-*giggles* I just realized what I said."

"There's a lot of Ianto there as well."

"I'd have to marry Gareth... because I've seen him naked."

Gareths are just called big.

xD I haven't laughed like this in a while.

[backstreetwestlife]

Man I love those two so much! They are hilarious, I am gonna miss Ianto!

[skuldhotohori]

Barrowman! *shakes fist*

[LootzO]

I laughed for about 3 days when I saw this :D xx

[cos2mwiz]

@LootzO ~ Gotta admit I still watch it from time to time, and even though it's all completely stamped on my memory, they never cease to make me laugh. =D

[LootzO]

@cos2mwiz Same here :D xx

[Lilynettemiel]

Thank you for this vid! These boys are wonderful x)

[cos2mwiz]

@Lilynettemiel ~ Yep, they are wonderful, and I miss them terribly. Glad you liked. =)

It's a bit annoying having the video stop every two seconds for your annotations... no offence.