Circumcising Grandpa Prank Call

[jackbonesaw911]

assistant lady: Hey ummm..... i dont know how to out this but ummm are you trying to circumcise you grandpa with a 14inch chainsaw?

[s4mmymitch12]

What do yu use to hind or change yur number

[nFresh13]

@s4mmymitch12 A special sim card .^

[ShadowKiller571]

@s4mmymitch12

they call people using skype

[davidahuante2]

i woulda died if he said "well i am cutting wood" at 13:06

[babygurl32498]

OMG that is funny! she doesnt understand!

[ImSohnar]

I was born with a huge opening, how do I cicumsize? :trollface:

[SickCodEditsDaily]

@ImSohnar :trolldad: Think your cool lol

[ImSohnar]

@SickCodEditsDaily Youre* correct grammar is your friend :3, its how I met your mother ;D

[SickCodEditsDaily]

@ImSohnar :troll: :f7u12: :clevergirl:

[SarahBabe11]

That home depot lady is a trooper

[killblade42]

yea me too

[XxAnnaroxit101xX]

I hate the vids without them in it because I love there reaction when something hilarious comes on

[joefuzzinator]

you should call State Farm Insurance and tell them that your car is not up a pole but in a garage.

[Sean10501]

FNCiCu iPhone

[mrbulldog1434]

como stas amgo u loco

[UnderTheRedHood]

I requested this :)

[JoshyXI]

THAT IS FUCKINGGG FUNNNEH

[SSROCKLEGEND]

ouch my dick hurts watching this

[Zombiez4life33]

Jared:I need te pliers to circumcise my grandpa...

Lady: Ok 1 moment please.

[donthaveauser]

Plz redo idea is so funny

[Flapjack77777]

she had a cute laugh...

[Hikarilover123]

"I ruled out chainsaw. Would scissors work?"  lmfao!

[Zalen3100]

woman: maybe a couple moments hahahahahahahaha

Jared: ha ha ha ha (sarcastic) you're a funny one

[Ashecaty]

wood is wood. LOL thumps up if you caught that

[dfaiola18]

95 are still not circumsized! ahaha

[hollywoodundeadfan53]

usually jews circumcise their penises

[dfaiola18]

@hollywoodundeadfan53 im not jewish and i just got mine circumsized at 13

[helema23]

@hollywoodundeadfan53 actually muslims and orthodoxed christians do it as well!!

[nickrohn93]

@helema23 And general idiots.

[helema23]

@nickrohn93 medical evidence has shown the reduced risk of cancer and contracting stds as well as lowered risk of bacterial infections and UTIs in males that have been circumcised. Besides its up to the parents or the individual himself whether or not to have it done! I dont go around calling anticircumcision people idiots....

[nickrohn93]

@helema23 Ah well I never did look past the mutilation connotation.

[SHADOW5383]

Medical evidence has also showed if your doctors hair is colored blonde chances are you are no longer a man and have a stub in the pubic area and have to pee through a tube.

[hastack97]

My favorite call by far!!!!

[lightningblack99]

@alozzzy1213ik my cousin did that ._.

[tristensk8r46]

I hate the videos without them in it

[Disconinja45]

@tristensk8r46 but there still good though but it would be better with them in it

[tristensk8r46]

@Disconinja45 exactly

[TheMichelle2799]

even though i am a woman, i'd hate to be his grandpa, cutting a penis with a chain saw? lmfao

[Bigtacolovesme]

... It doesn't mean he is becoming a woman... Circumcise means to remove the excesses skin from top. & I was fortunate Enuf to have it done early

[zcr14]

i just keep listening to this n i keep laughing.

[TayAmara18]

"Do you guys have any weedwackers? ... Cuz I'll use that then..." LMFAO.

[Max3brothers]

well... I ruled out chainsaw...

[iiHisSexyCookiez]

this sounds rlly wrong if u listen to wat the say lol

[garbagepailrejects]

Actually, a moment is two minutes. Fun trivia!

[lightningblack99]

im glad im not grandpa. i dont think gramma would be happeh either when she finds out her husband is now a wife >.>

[alozzzy1213]

@lightningblack99 that means to cut off the excess skin on the penis not turning him into a woman 

[tyson62845]

did the lady hear him????? I WANT TO CIRCUMSIZE MY GRANDPA!!!!!! I AM GOING TO CUT PART OF HIS PENIS OFF?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!! XD

[watsontheelite]

94 grandpas that have been circumsized by a weed wacker have watched this video

[punkguitardude16]

OMG!!!!!!!!!! O.O NOOOOO NOT THE GRANDPA!!!!!!

[avalon665]

Poor, poor Grampa

[Canerican88]

I do apologize...

[35idog]

thats what she said!!!!!!!!!!

[Zombiez4life3]

wow if this was real she could have gotten fired going to get him a chainsaw for circumcision

[MrThatguyyousee]

wow ur like put a condom on it etc. shes juzt totaly cool

[MrThatguyyousee]

u sed circumsise my grandpa and she was all cool wit it

[gecreighton]

watch?v=vXf0SFxpogA&feature=BF­a&list=ULTX4xc7A0TFk&index=5

[weatherboi]

It's GOMER PYLE! 

[xxashleyRxx]

"Either way, it's just cuttin up hard wood" OMG XD

[jeffhardyfan1019]

she prolly had to ask her team what a circumcision was lol

[BrandonThomasWasHere]

Lol, I just said the word 'uncircumcised' in front of my girl friend and she almost threw up. Kind of made me happy I'm circumcised...

[weatherboi]

@BrandonThomasWasHere She wouldn't do well as a nurse would she? 

[GusMacGus313]

@BrandonThomasWasHere thats pretty sad bro

[13GMA]

a weed wacker..........ow.......

[BDUBMW2]

Im Purchasing the chainsaw for the circumsision...Alrighty!

[Asakaro]

i would hate to be his granpa

[foster98513]

i liek teh pawrt wit teh pli0rzx

[idkwhyukma]

omfg you shoulda said "its too late to opolgize!"

[johnplayersstandard]

I'm shure you can do the job and more...no i don't want to do more that could be bad!

[johnplayersstandard]

She sounds cute!

[TheHaydenJones]

Poor Grandma...

[matt257bballer]

i like peanut butter

[matt257bballer]

i like pie

[TheNewAlphabet]

You just got to wonder what kind of fucked up hillbilly calls this lady was taking in order to be desensitized enough not to be surprised by this

[babygirl2cool]

ONE MOMENT, TWO MOMENT... XD i nearly pissed my pants.

[TheSabreschic]

Theres sunthin wrong wit 91 plp hes hiliarious.. o well if i spelt tht wrong

[mrmatt2525able]

wear the forskin as a knecknace

[1993rockergirl]

im suprized she didnt freak out when you said it the first time

[TheMatt8012]

my name is barney and im big and purple and im a dinasour :D i rape little kids! >:)

[Lixylt]

What idiot would help someone circumsize there granpa by hand? That lady must hav had other things on her mind...

[MADDOG6400]

I just love how calm the woman practically throughout the video! :D

[modern360gamingHH]

lol I just made the high rated comment 69 :P

[neo007ful]

He kinda sounds like Ray Romano.

[anonymouswriter5]

@neo007ful I said the same thing on several others video's. XD

[TheLApitfighter]

@neo007ful hahah he Does!!! Exactly the same as him! just jareds more of a funny guy!

[jackhoopz]

wood shop at its best lol

[silentpivotman1284]

sorry... i was trying to eat while watching this

[ctfxcshanedawson]

Prank.  Ycykfckfcyfckyfckyfcycyfcyfcyf­c

[ctfxcshanedawson]

Yeah

[punknumber0]

the steel will be cold though

[stevenhamlin1000]

lol i'm gonna call the home depot and say something like this

[radiantnakashima]

i almost died when he said do you have any weedwackers?

[Pevensify]

AHAHAHA You said wood! Ah, that's funny...you, you're funny.

[Pevensify]

Best thing ever!!

"When I do the real wood, I'll be a master at it."

[Pevensify]

OMG! "I'm not familiar with what you're trying to do with the chainsaw."

"I don't wanna mess up. I mean, you only got one shot at this."

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Pevensify]

Lol, I so think she just said they didn't have the right kind of pliers in an attempt just to save your grandpa's butt. Er, not his butt...you know. ;)

[xD3Sx]

hahaha this is the best one ive seen in awhile..

[KitKatKitty42]

1 moment 2 moment 3 moment 4 moment 5 moment 6 moment 7moment that was not 1 moment that was 7!

[arrowz30]

Why does all the women on phones sound the same.

[Blackblade22100]

@arrowz30 there voices dont change like ours.

[heymisterg]

hey everyone if you want tonight Friday night cranks pm and i give you a link

[mwb912]

Rolf

[bookluvr21]

Dang, you guys just get so far into this. I feel kinda bad for that lady, but it is still funny.

[MrWheathins]

Holy crap this is hilarious!!

[TarenReyem]

oh god, wooden replica

[xxczerxx]

Woman: "Ok, do you need them a certain length or...?"

Grandpa: "I'm trying to think of how long he is"

[xxAIRPLANESxx]

It's kind of disgusting how they're still willing to sell him the product even after all he's said. But, still hilarious! =)

[piratecheese13]

band saw

[cdxpac]

found box cutters and razor blades online.

[roderickturner1]

i can fit my hand around it

[whatareyalookingat]

for a moment there i thought the title said "Circumcising Grandma" i was like "WTF!?!?"

[msJmarcus1]

@whatareyalookingat um.......it is circumcising gramdpa.....

[xxxKendraLynnxxx]

@msJmarcus1 lol...

[heywatsup64]

@whatareyalookingat haha lol:P

[cedez217]

lol dats nt funny u lied u said 1 moment its 9 moments

[ToxicOv3rflow]

god this is so funny.how do u do it.oh god a hand held weed wacker

[ToxicOv3rflow]

god this is so funny.how do u do it.

[HeyIz]

lmfao she suggest autozone for a circumcision?!?!

[Servatis17]

OMG! 4:30 i would have lost it right there, dam your good at not laughing lol

[ObiWanMichael1]

Epic prank ;)

[TheDAses10]

Tons of people need to shut up about what people who liked/disliked the video do and do not do

[SeanJoshuaBulley]

"Chainsaw is something you would use to cut wood"

Well, you know... if somebody was happy the chainsaw would be good.

[aaroneousness]

89 people should try autozone for all their circumcision needs.

[TheNathancool]

lemon party.

[hidefromthesun]

shes so weird.

[monkkSTATUS]

hahaahahaahhah!

[brownbear696969]

He is a master at prank calling,he was very smart because he didn't go right into saying he needs a circumcision and he lead her on in the start and then went into talking about circumcision

[Betyl100]

I love you guys! (:

[TCBxJeff]

listening to this prank call made my balls hurt...

[MrMojoshow]

Omg this is probably the funniest things I have heard in a long time definitely put a smile on my face!!

[TsukiAndBrecksCorner]

If this was a real call I would feel bad for Grandpa O_O

[thepeaceguitar]

@TsukiAndBrecksCorner who says it's not real?

[Blackblade22100]

@TsukiAndBrecksCorner lol

[raerae123666]

This is an example of how bad they try to make their employees get a sale no matter what.

The girl was dumb though not catching that it was a prank.

Or maybe she was just bored.

[rnelsonx]

omg.. this is so messed up... but so funny

[EvanTheKillerWolf]

Wait... She actually asked her team if they had any tools for circumcision?! Wtf

[azurabladebigestfan1]

theres no warranty on these that means there is no warranty XD



[bleachlover12340]

OMG YOU GUYS ARE SO FUNNY

REDONCULUS

[mallerii]

If your going to be a master at it.....then ok.... BLAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A

[JaredWoodsTheReal1]

Home Depot- The home of all your circumcision and dismembering tools and needs

[Daogamer]

I think Kristen's 10 year old girl voice is still hilarious! Anyone else agree?

[TheChris142]

88 people were killing their self laughing, so they missed the like button

[treasuretrails]

Only in America you can get a chain saw for $49.95...

[chivafighter1000]

i passed saints row 1 wen they did this prank they were good inspiration

[IAwrestler20]

ya hes going to hell for sure lol.... Do you guys have any weed wackers?

[jok3r21060]

IM NOT FOR SURE

[ItsNotMutual]

Just the face that she's going along with this... is amusing.

[thecardcollector96]

lol

[awsomecrazyfaces]

They did this on my birthday lol

[DJAYKyle10000]

You could have made such a epic joke at 13:13 when the lady said that chainsaws are used to cut wood, you should have said well im cutting my grandpas wood so its all good

[hotmalt643]

@DJAYKyle10000 yo this man is epic dont tell him off

[CombatArmsPolice1]

i cringed when i heard the weedwacker.

[pignosejoe]

lol im just pissing my pants right now pause at 14:23 shes letting him buy a chainsaw to saw off his grandpa's dick omfg hilarious!

[Kiseirusama]

Circumcize with a chainsaw .... that would make epic, cut of the whole thing .... either way, that bitch sure is calm when she heard Jared say that he purchases the plier for the sole purpose of circumcising his grandpa .... ridiculously calm, as if she expect that it was a joke ....

[TheFubz]

@Kiseirusama jared is a pro. he set her up perfectly to believe him

[kaos0404]

lol this made me lol im cutting hard wood lol

[kaos0404]

BONER

[TheToadude]

"I wouldn't use either one" ¬_¬

[allierzeznik95]

I miss Brenden lol

[jadco]

"I gotta think how long he is...."

[skaterkjs]

@riddellydiddelly

She's obviously black then. They all do it.

[cmckilla]

hahahahahahahahahahah

[SavingPrivateBrian]

wood is wood lol

[yugipoo1]

u fucking fag

[jadco]

@yugipoo1 Just because FNC Jared Kristin and Joe can make people laugh, doesn;t give you the right to call them fags.

[yugipoo1]

@jadco sry my friend was on youtube and he probobly didnt know he was on my account, or maybe he did. lol

but yah he was watching this vid yesterday when i was playing bops :P sry

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