good on ya tommy and other woman (Claire raynor?) who totally 'got it'...you actually went up in my estimation after the joke/your response than you were before Morris caught u out. The other twats who took it seriously/complained looked absolute pricks...
Fair play to Claire Raynor and Tommy Vance (RIP to both) for holding their hands yp, admitting they'd been had and defending Morris. McCririck just reinforced his reputation as a monumental prick.
@OasisDublin I couldn't agree more! Why is he always used as a talking head? Do we really need to know what he thinks? And why does he seem happy to think we should?
@OasisDublin Will Self is the new Martin Amis, AKA the go-to guy for questions about stuff. Will Self describing cornflakes for brekkie: "A diatribe of modes in un-appetisingly delicious symphonium contributing to the larger milk-laden pictogram that society bleeds for us to inject into our imunographical qualities, and so forth, which contributes natrualizationaly from this."
It's funny how the stupid ignorant & arrogant tossers who were 'had' try to turn the tables and condemn Chris saying he's the supid one as his spoofs will affect future charity work. Where as those more intelligent realise they were had and see the joke and the point it made. "I'll give you £30 for a Clarky Cam" "What's a Clarky Cam?"... "CLARKY CAT, CAT, CLARKY CAT" hahahahahaha
The most representative clip of John McCririck I've ever seen was from an edition of It'll Be Alright on the Night circa 1986, where he's doing a piece to camera in heavy wind, and his trademark deerstalker gets blown off his head - he then abandons the piece altogether and literally bawls "Oh no, the hat's gone! Someone get the haaaaaaaaaaaat!"
"It stimulates a part of the brain called Shatners Bassoon", the fact that he GOT Noel Edmonds after Noel Edmonds had been doing that kinda thing to other people for years, was sheer brilliance.
Celebrities are still endorsing things they have no idea about, and people are still believing what they say. He's not changing the world. He's just really funny.
Stuff from The Day Today is still some of the funniest things I've ever seen on television. So clever. The likes of McCririck just don't like the fact they made them look stupid. He genuinely believed the Yorkshire ripper would be in a west end musical. Fool.
@extremepietbh what the hell are you on about go read some chris morris interviews yes the primary aim is to make you laugh but he is also very interested in the way the media portrays certain subjects and wants to change that
@jdofb also, bearing in mind until four lions (and definitely around the time of brasseye) chris has never given interviews, I'll be interested to read your response.
Some funny reactions from duped celebs, but surely Morris would despise a programme like this, exactly the kind of lazy, formulaic bilge that makes most TV so mind-numbing. Shuffling creativity into a top ten like it's a frigging football league - what bollocks!
people seem to think that his main mission is to offend people but actually he just likes to take the piss about the ridiculous way in which the news deals with subjects like paedophilia, and he is far from stupid, he is fantastical good with words and has the finest comedic mind I have ever seen.
"What good does he think he's doing?".......reeling in dickheads like you for starters, McCririck. At least others applauded CM after they were duped. Breaking it down: He made you look like the 'ctnu' you are; You couldn't handle it and threw your toys out of the pram; You confirmed to us that you are indeed, a top-notch, thick, stroppy twat.
@furQ Hmm, not sure i agree. He was a radio presenter for years and had an attention to detail that drove everyone he worked with to despair, allegedly. They've worked together a fair bit - but i dont think AI has thrown him a bone......
I love that not a single one of those "celebrities" taken in by Chris Morris bothered to question a single thing they were asked to say. If they don't get it it's their loss.
Chris Morris is funny and all ... but he'll never beat the genius of "Brasseye? Brass Neck more like!" sorry Morris, Barrimore is where the real edgy satire is
4:17 is absolute genius! chris morris is not just funny but so clever in his humour. It's so true how people just agree...even if what they're agreeing with is a load of muttering!
The obvious target for any new show by Morris is 'celeb' reality TV but frankly the race to the bottom is at such terminal velocity I doubt he could write a script before something even more mind-boggling had been done for real.
What is most ironic is that many 'celebs' are so desperate to keep a dying 'career' alive that they will humiliate themselves more than Chris moris ever could by appearing on cheesy, cheap and tacky shows such as I'm a celbrity..., Dancing on Ice, Strictly come Dancing, Celebrity Big Brother, Hole in the Wall and so on!
how can the guy site there and say the fake world of celebs and be wearing dark glasses on.. well he was fooled by Morris..If your that daft youll belive anything you yourself say.
he was genuine one amongst the absolute fake world he was in the middle of. The media. We are going through worst times for free speach .Would Monty Python nowdays get away with the "Mrs Niggerbater " sketch.
Just proves how full of shift most 'celebs' actually are. They'll read any old crap for a paycheck, whilst trying to look genuinly concerned about an issue.
That actress Rebecca Front has been in a whole bunch of great stuff including The Day Today, Coogan's Run and Nighty Night - which, for those who haven't seen it, is particularly sick.
Chris Morris should team up to do a project with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, or even Stephen Colbert...We definately deserve more guys like those mentioned making TV.
I really wish Morris would be back on my TV screen soon. I'm looking forward to his terrorism satire movie though.
Oh dear. Some of the commentary on this was worthy of a Brass Eye piss-take in itself. He's not fighting for anything principally. He's being daft primarily. Proclaimed Satirists vainly operate under the delusion that their dreary, woolly, dogmatic Satire is both an antidote to bunk and genuine comedy; charlatans on both fronts and peddlers of the realest of bunk. Chris Morris was temporarily a very funny comedian. Colbert is fundamentally a Satirist. You: passive. Morris: now on The It Crowd.
Who the fuck would want John McCririck to front ANY campaign for them? Honestly, he's a wanker. And in Brass Eye, he seemed like he couldn't care less.
That guy at 3:15 is an idiot. The reason Chris uses the weird "technology" and shit like that is cause he's taking the piss out of the way they make the those programs all futuristic and shiney. And it's nothing like an acid trip.
The prickly thing is that after all that bombast he actually didn't get it right. He was just as obtuse as the people who couldn't see why Paedogeddon was a worthwhile joke. I wouldn't demand that people find it funny, because that's instinctive, but as a social point, it was almost a relief to see Brass Eye chiding the commercial, ersatz purity of perverts behind newspaper desks telling readers how disgusted they are with kiddie fiddling, then providing most of the gory details for consumption.
I so understand you even more less than before, now, Jo Hardon, truly. Are you saying something Satirical about education, or something very Satirical about my education, privy? It is true that the state of State education will result in people thinking "Or educated" is a properly constructed sentence, and I applaud you for this Satire. It's not as funny as Colbert's Satire, but then, Colbert's Satire isn't funny anyway; so don't worry, Humus.
Yes. The Teutons of the French Teutonic tradition, Phyllis! I don't think you'll find them in any dictionary used in the backwaters of Britwedge suberbia. THESE are the dictionaries what I imagine what YOU'VE got, these are! Oh yes, tres!
I would like to take this opportunity to demand that this video is removed. It really upsets me. It's not what you all think it is. It's actually just a vain, pretentious overuse of a bass pot. FAR too bassy to ever be authentically humane! I'd go further bu
Pod is wrong, you're right. Will Self would be the perfect victim. His inflated ego, and 'don't you get it, i'm smart' attitude makes him just the kind of cunt that deserves it.
Good on Clare Rayner & Tommy Vance for taking it on the chin & ultimately sticking up for Morris.
And screw John Mcririck! The man was stupid enough to believe the Yorkshire Ripper was being let out of jail every night to perform in a musical about himself in London's West End. YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT!!
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Bollocks. That's their public view but in reality they think the same as snot eater. Morris is funny,but in the big picture of society he's a fucking menace. Anyone who makes a fool of someone,even if they are pricks,is a cunt. And the biggest cunt of all is that Cohen twat!
It's a double edged sword - on the one side the media are irresponsible in their wholesale manipulation of the audience, on the other the audience are very credulous.
everything's a double-edged sword. Even single-edged swords are double-edged swords, because one edge is sharp, but the other one isn't sharp, and it doesn't really cut very well. So it's a double-edged sword.
I am enjoying the comments more than the video although i love Chris Moris... I need a frigging dictionary to get the full thrust of this conversation mind... i will then see who has come out sounding the most intelligent..!
Who do you think you are? A latter-day George Bernard Shaw? You're evidently disappearing up your own transatlantic arse in your attempts to satirise the English manner of speaking. And whoever heard of a U.S. Argos? The great satirical grandmaster himself would surely hammer you for peddling 'nonce-sense.'
What the shitting piss are you two (edbingey and Waitingforgodot28) going on about? ''Oh har har harrrrrr. My dear friend - to confabulate with such a tendentious view on your blunderous ou de plum is the ethos of a chimpanzee writing a dissertation on the nuances of a sunken ship... upon perusing your favourited videogramaphics I shall portend to deliver the coup de grace to your insipid intellect, you malodorous tit.''
cunt off with your hifalutin bollocks and watch the performance channel!
And you're a faux-septugenarian controversialist who takes pride in kicking a defenceless cancer victim. You're the one who ought to be 'cunting off,' you're bringing shame upon the United States with your inflammatory words.
Yes I am indeed a faux-spunky-wizzle-thingy; controversialist? a pertinent yet cynical adaption to my character; I hasten to add that's irrefutably correct! well I did cunt off - quasiphorically speaking - What we should be pondering is: What eez cunting off... Removing the vagina? marvelling at our initial predispotion? Or even; thenceforth to the Argos pen? hmm....
What you seem to be advocating irrevocably is a pugent sense of fastidious diazepam cornflakes,. summise your treacle topping!
Who do you think you are? A latter-day George Bernard Shaw? You're evidently disappearing up your own transatlantic arse in your attempts to satirise the English manner of speaking. And whoever heard of a U.S. Argos? The great Mr. Morris himself would surely hammer you for peddling 'nonce-sense.'
Mr Morris or great satirical grandmaster? I see you've made your choice. Interesting to see how he has inspired you to such an extent that you borrowed a humourous line from one his guffaw films. I must note that you sound rather angry, perhaps you should be banished to the P'ed off isles (ahhhh, see what I did there? An evolved form of wordplay derived from where Mr satirical grandmorris says: 'Why can we no longer think of the British isles without thinking of paedoph in front of it!?'
And, yes, David Amess and the Conservative Party complained about Amess' part in the "Drugs" episode of Brass Eye, it's featured at the end of that episode on the Brass Eye DVD.
will self talks alot of mundane long-winded bullshit. it's just a man believing that keeping absurdity to a news-delivered level, anyone can believe it.
McCririck - purile? Unpleasant? Right you are, cock...living your ridiculous outfits and treating women like shit, he should stick to feeling up horses.
It always baffles me how people are too stupid to see satire for what it is and get a laugh out of it. Its all for comedic value, possibly to make you think a bit too, but people just get up in arms about it as if its all serious. He IS just playing a role, a character, a piss take. I think people just NEED something to whine about sometimes.
McCririck seems to be saying that celebrities are less likely to endorse charities for fear that Chris Morris is behind it. Really all they have to do is be honest and only endorse things that they actually know about and care about. Lets be honest most celebrities are self-centred anyway and only help charities for the increased exposure it gives them.
Well done Tommy Vance and all who admitted they'd been done and laughed. Bad luck McCirrick, the more you slag Morris off, the more of a prick you look.
countfudgewhatever if you're refering to the shows that Chris Morris has done. They are 'The Day Today','Brasseye' and 'Jam' Brasseye is the one with the Pedo episode. If you plan to get the dvds, leave Jam til last. Get the others first.
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius." - Oscar Wilde
Robdrummer93 1 week ago
good on ya tommy and other woman (Claire raynor?) who totally 'got it'...you actually went up in my estimation after the joke/your response than you were before Morris caught u out. The other twats who took it seriously/complained looked absolute pricks...
Xiolablu3 1 month ago
Chris and sacha should do something together. They r the greatest ever
MrJamjam87 2 months ago
Fair play to Claire Raynor and Tommy Vance (RIP to both) for holding their hands yp, admitting they'd been had and defending Morris. McCririck just reinforced his reputation as a monumental prick.
UncommittedAddict 2 months ago 3
It's FUK'D and BOMB'D!!
GallagherWellerBrown 3 months ago
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thumbs up if u read the title wrong and tought it said "Chuck norris"
CanizMajoriz 6 months ago
what's the song playing at the start?
milbytrillion 6 months ago
@milbytrillion California Soul - Marlene Shaw
Muwszciyqck 1 week ago
peter o'hanrahanrahan...love him
chickensw 7 months ago
Barrymore's stupid pun at the very end was like a piece of rabbit shit on the cake as opposed to a cherry.
octagon79 7 months ago 3
John McCririck is a right twat
yellowdogshorts 7 months ago
will self sounds like e l wisty
xandy1959 8 months ago
That newspaper headline at 5.35 highlighted a truly shocking story. Paul McCartney marrying that Geordie golddigger.
flaxonx3 8 months ago
Will Self is a pretentious clintbag!
OasisDublin 8 months ago
@OasisDublin I'm not a fan either - but there we are, he seems like a bright lad
divster1977 8 months ago
@OasisDublin He's awful isn't he. I wish he wouldn't take himself so bloddy seriously.
rxs10000 8 months ago
@rxs10000 Morris would almost certainly satirise the kind of person he is. Takes himself far too seriously!
OasisDublin 8 months ago
@OasisDublin I couldn't agree more! Why is he always used as a talking head? Do we really need to know what he thinks? And why does he seem happy to think we should?
zzippyman1 7 months ago
@OasisDublin tell u who he reminds me of, "some grey bloke" lol
ellshot 7 months ago
@OasisDublin Will Self is the new Martin Amis, AKA the go-to guy for questions about stuff. Will Self describing cornflakes for brekkie: "A diatribe of modes in un-appetisingly delicious symphonium contributing to the larger milk-laden pictogram that society bleeds for us to inject into our imunographical qualities, and so forth, which contributes natrualizationaly from this."
Elcore 5 months ago
Claire Rayner and Chris Morris are both absolute legends
Derm1991 9 months ago
fuck will self.
dreadedwheat26 9 months ago
Cat...cat.. Clarky Cat
DafTacoustics 9 months ago
Question: Who's the female @ 3:19 ?
kakuichi 10 months ago
@kakuichi Tamara Beckwith
jrb1802uk 9 months ago
If Morris got #7, who the hell was 1!?!?
12345l6789 10 months ago
Tommy Vance and Claire Rayner are no longer with us, and yet John McCririck still lives. What a sad world this is...
TulseLuper 10 months ago
Greatest troll of all time
jimbobjimminy 11 months ago
Michael Barrymore master fister.
MrBoBoTom 11 months ago
Wow ChrisMorris and Banksy both started up in Bristol...
DafTacoustics 11 months ago
Full credit to Tommy Vance & the late Claire Rayner for having a sense of humour and being good sports.
John McCirick is clearly just a twat
belisariusorb 1 year ago
would you beat me off!?!?!?!
alexlee7773 1 year ago
I need some yellow Bentines...
CheesyBelgrade 1 year ago
Michael Barrymore is creepy...
MrBuch169169 1 year ago
It's funny how the stupid ignorant & arrogant tossers who were 'had' try to turn the tables and condemn Chris saying he's the supid one as his spoofs will affect future charity work. Where as those more intelligent realise they were had and see the joke and the point it made. "I'll give you £30 for a Clarky Cam" "What's a Clarky Cam?"... "CLARKY CAT, CAT, CLARKY CAT" hahahahahaha
Elibobbob 1 year ago
loved four lions.the guys a genius
scotsmaninusa 1 year ago
Chris Morris is a genius
mandeepsingh1992 1 year ago
lmfao @6.06
hargohargo 1 year ago
For the second night running the police are out in force clamping the homeless. LOL!!
RabidRaccoonUK 1 year ago
JLB-8 ROFL
djparnate 1 year ago
The most representative clip of John McCririck I've ever seen was from an edition of It'll Be Alright on the Night circa 1986, where he's doing a piece to camera in heavy wind, and his trademark deerstalker gets blown off his head - he then abandons the piece altogether and literally bawls "Oh no, the hat's gone! Someone get the haaaaaaaaaaaat!"
kaplanyorks 1 year ago 2
@kaplanyorks
Ohoho! Oh man, what a twat. Straight out the Morris playbook.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
Of John McCrirrick, Charlie Brooker said "He looks like an end of level boss on a Wombles video game"...
djjoff 1 year ago 5
"It stimulates a part of the brain called Shatners Bassoon", the fact that he GOT Noel Edmonds after Noel Edmonds had been doing that kinda thing to other people for years, was sheer brilliance.
SethHesio 1 year ago 3
Chris Morris.. gutless? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. He's got more balls than any comedian I can think of living today.
SethHesio 1 year ago 2
Celebrities are still endorsing things they have no idea about, and people are still believing what they say. He's not changing the world. He's just really funny.
merdufer 1 year ago
..Make no doubt about it, Chris Morris is the modern day Oscar Wilde, infact I'd say Morris is even greater than Wilde.
Dungarth 1 year ago 3
It cracks me up every time I see him slam the side of the 'east end boozer that knows all about weasel fighting.'
willardo1 1 year ago
John McCririck is a fat, no-use idiot who deserved every second of it.
bled83 1 year ago
the fox feels nothing, its made of string hahahahahahahahahaha
cooperbep3 1 year ago 2
Stuff from The Day Today is still some of the funniest things I've ever seen on television. So clever. The likes of McCririck just don't like the fact they made them look stupid. He genuinely believed the Yorkshire ripper would be in a west end musical. Fool.
PhilMann93 1 year ago 4
Excellent!
nformby 1 year ago
will self is such a moron. Chris' main aim was clearly not to attack newspapers, it was to make people laugh. Why did they even interview that idiot?
extremepietbh 1 year ago
@extremepietbh what the hell are you on about go read some chris morris interviews yes the primary aim is to make you laugh but he is also very interested in the way the media portrays certain subjects and wants to change that
jdofb 1 year ago 4
@jdofb yeah how about you actually reference a SINGLE chris morris interview where he says that.
extremepietbh 1 year ago
@jdofb also, bearing in mind until four lions (and definitely around the time of brasseye) chris has never given interviews, I'll be interested to read your response.
extremepietbh 1 year ago
@extremepietbh He gave a join interview with Charlie Brooker to Flak magazine about Nathan Barley. I can't link it but it's easily googled.
Teabhagdad 1 year ago
@extremepietbh Well to be honest, he was taking the piss out of media to entertain us
edtri19 1 year ago
McCririck is such a joke
rigs345 1 year ago 2
"The fox feels nothing, it's made of string."
He would turn me......
akrulla 1 year ago 3
@akrulla can't argue with the man's logic, n'esct ce pas?
divster1977 8 months ago
Some funny reactions from duped celebs, but surely Morris would despise a programme like this, exactly the kind of lazy, formulaic bilge that makes most TV so mind-numbing. Shuffling creativity into a top ten like it's a frigging football league - what bollocks!
razoodocks 1 year ago 3
Oh...she's in The Thick of It
purevil5 1 year ago
Claire Rayner's bit at the end nearly made me cry
bilalsheikh 1 year ago
HA! "Crazed wolves in store a bad mistake admits mothercare"
lmd141 1 year ago 11
@lmd141
fing brilliant stuff innit....
divster1977 1 year ago 2
people seem to think that his main mission is to offend people but actually he just likes to take the piss about the ridiculous way in which the news deals with subjects like paedophilia, and he is far from stupid, he is fantastical good with words and has the finest comedic mind I have ever seen.
MrShnizzle69 1 year ago 3
"What good does he think he's doing?".......reeling in dickheads like you for starters, McCririck. At least others applauded CM after they were duped. Breaking it down: He made you look like the 'ctnu' you are; You couldn't handle it and threw your toys out of the pram; You confirmed to us that you are indeed, a top-notch, thick, stroppy twat.
GorillaBaps 1 year ago 37
@GorillaBaps
I prefer spelling of the word "cnut" myself (pronounced Seanut)
divster1977 1 year ago
@divster1977 That works, I suppose. I'm rather fond of 'cunt' myself though.
verbaluk1 1 year ago
What is the music at the start?
shamanglynn 1 year ago
@shamanglynn Marlena Shaw - California Soul
MintySpunkBubble 1 year ago
@MintySpunkBubble ah cheers
shamanglynn 1 year ago
to be fair, he does owe a lot to armando ianucci
furQ 1 year ago
@furQ Hmm, not sure i agree. He was a radio presenter for years and had an attention to detail that drove everyone he worked with to despair, allegedly. They've worked together a fair bit - but i dont think AI has thrown him a bone......
divster1977 8 months ago
I love that not a single one of those "celebrities" taken in by Chris Morris bothered to question a single thing they were asked to say. If they don't get it it's their loss.
FranBMan 1 year ago
Chris Morris is funny and all ... but he'll never beat the genius of "Brasseye? Brass Neck more like!" sorry Morris, Barrimore is where the real edgy satire is
phantomdoodler 1 year ago
lol
davyjames 1 year ago
who the fuck thumbs downed by obviously sarcastic comment? fucking cretin
phantomdoodler 1 year ago
6.20 - 6.37. Good good.
Morris is the master.. More more!
kunminger 1 year ago
Whos the blonde girl?
juan89taken 2 years ago
@juan89taken
do you mean @2:50
Doon Mackichan
421ikoom 1 year ago
na, the blonde in the display pic
juan89taken 1 year ago
@juan89taken Tamara Beckwith
Studas2006 1 year ago
2:33!!!!
MrLuvlyJubly 2 years ago
4:17 is absolute genius! chris morris is not just funny but so clever in his humour. It's so true how people just agree...even if what they're agreeing with is a load of muttering!
JakeHMMcN 2 years ago 3
Haha John McCririck what a cunt
jimmyhayers 2 years ago 19
@jimmyhayers I agree, he is a cunt
skd1337 1 year ago
LOL at 4.30
Chully109 2 years ago
The obvious target for any new show by Morris is 'celeb' reality TV but frankly the race to the bottom is at such terminal velocity I doubt he could write a script before something even more mind-boggling had been done for real.
JapeUK 2 years ago 2
Check out "Four Lions". Morris's new film takes the piss out of jihadists. It got its first viewing at the Sundance film festival last weekend...
Nikchadd 2 years ago 3
What is most ironic is that many 'celebs' are so desperate to keep a dying 'career' alive that they will humiliate themselves more than Chris moris ever could by appearing on cheesy, cheap and tacky shows such as I'm a celbrity..., Dancing on Ice, Strictly come Dancing, Celebrity Big Brother, Hole in the Wall and so on!
thefrecklepuny 2 years ago 5
how can the guy site there and say the fake world of celebs and be wearing dark glasses on.. well he was fooled by Morris..If your that daft youll belive anything you yourself say.
CoolestFilms 2 years ago
he was genuine one amongst the absolute fake world he was in the middle of. The media. We are going through worst times for free speach .Would Monty Python nowdays get away with the "Mrs Niggerbater " sketch.
CoolestFilms 2 years ago
Just proves how full of shift most 'celebs' actually are. They'll read any old crap for a paycheck, whilst trying to look genuinly concerned about an issue.
Tommy Vance - what a star!!
John McCririck - first class asshole!!
xxTheJesterxx 2 years ago 55
wtf is Barrymore presenting it for?!
deadgoblin86 2 years ago 8
Victor Lewis Smith was Excellent.
Actually Chris Morris 'tipped his hat' to Victor Lewis-smith on a number of occasions in his shows.
Soma874 2 years ago 5
Like how?
AndrewJimScott 2 years ago
That actress Rebecca Front has been in a whole bunch of great stuff including The Day Today, Coogan's Run and Nighty Night - which, for those who haven't seen it, is particularly sick.
PurushaDesa 2 years ago
She's also going to be the new Minister in The Thick of It replacing Chris Langham.
TulseLuper 2 years ago
Yep, head that too. Looking forward to it.Thought the film was great fun but it will be nice to see all the extra nuances of the TV show return.
PurushaDesa 2 years ago
Chris Morris should team up to do a project with Trey Parker and Matt Stone, or even Stephen Colbert...We definately deserve more guys like those mentioned making TV.
I really wish Morris would be back on my TV screen soon. I'm looking forward to his terrorism satire movie though.
dedmonds1988 2 years ago
Yes but when is the film out? I thought that was all talk as I heard about this terrorism satire movie ages ago and still there is nothing.
lauragrillo27 2 years ago
Oh dear. Some of the commentary on this was worthy of a Brass Eye piss-take in itself. He's not fighting for anything principally. He's being daft primarily. Proclaimed Satirists vainly operate under the delusion that their dreary, woolly, dogmatic Satire is both an antidote to bunk and genuine comedy; charlatans on both fronts and peddlers of the realest of bunk. Chris Morris was temporarily a very funny comedian. Colbert is fundamentally a Satirist. You: passive. Morris: now on The It Crowd.
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
"offrampt"
Sir,
I commend you for setting us straight.
As John McCririck said its purile, its dangerous and unpleasent
bwuhahahahahaha....like some crazy trojan
anorthernmonkey 2 years ago
Who the fuck would want John McCririck to front ANY campaign for them? Honestly, he's a wanker. And in Brass Eye, he seemed like he couldn't care less.
92RedRevolver 2 years ago 3
Anyone who gets up the nose of John McCririck is up in my estimation.
Chris Morris for PM!
thecheesepriest 2 years ago
John McCririck = Venal
bishopberkley 2 years ago
what road is will self taking about?
cheesedominiccusack2 2 years ago
the all-saints road in London
nietzsche123456 2 years ago 4
I love how John McCririck is still obviously riled up about it. What a wanker
J0nTurn3r 2 years ago 37
claire rayner looks like a part-melted blancmange
TheOhIndeed 2 years ago
That guy at 3:15 is an idiot. The reason Chris uses the weird "technology" and shit like that is cause he's taking the piss out of the way they make the those programs all futuristic and shiney. And it's nothing like an acid trip.
Michaelfender 2 years ago 4
Will Self is so far up his own arse he can't see light.
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago 4
This is so true.
92RedRevolver 2 years ago
The prickly thing is that after all that bombast he actually didn't get it right. He was just as obtuse as the people who couldn't see why Paedogeddon was a worthwhile joke. I wouldn't demand that people find it funny, because that's instinctive, but as a social point, it was almost a relief to see Brass Eye chiding the commercial, ersatz purity of perverts behind newspaper desks telling readers how disgusted they are with kiddie fiddling, then providing most of the gory details for consumption.
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
You teutonic twat!
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
I'm not even French. What are you on about?
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
Or educated.
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
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CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
What is this incomplete sentence: "Or educated"?
I so understand you even more less than before, now, Jo Hardon, truly. Are you saying something Satirical about education, or something very Satirical about my education, privy? It is true that the state of State education will result in people thinking "Or educated" is a properly constructed sentence, and I applaud you for this Satire. It's not as funny as Colbert's Satire, but then, Colbert's Satire isn't funny anyway; so don't worry, Humus.
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
Tell me,what has French or France got to do with teutonic?
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
The Teutons were a French tribe, no?
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
Not in my dictionary. I said Teutonic.
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
Yes. The Teutons of the French Teutonic tradition, Phyllis! I don't think you'll find them in any dictionary used in the backwaters of Britwedge suberbia. THESE are the dictionaries what I imagine what YOU'VE got, these are! Oh yes, tres!
I would like to take this opportunity to demand that this video is removed. It really upsets me. It's not what you all think it is. It's actually just a vain, pretentious overuse of a bass pot. FAR too bassy to ever be authentically humane! I'd go further bu
CorrecterThanYou 2 years ago
But candlejack got y
JackingtonKensington 2 years ago 2
its dangerous its unplasant its halarious no one beats morris
HoffmansACID 2 years ago 5
That prat Will Self is ripe for a bit of Morris style satire.
stevebrizzle 2 years ago
Nagh, Will is too clever to fall for it.
Atleast he didn't slate the genius that is Morris and just pointed out the fallabilities of the victims of Chris!
imperialpod 2 years ago
Pod is wrong, you're right. Will Self would be the perfect victim. His inflated ego, and 'don't you get it, i'm smart' attitude makes him just the kind of cunt that deserves it.
stu9191 2 years ago 8
Smacking the pompus and boorish about the nads since 1990.
Spookoyuko 2 years ago 2
lol, i thought he was going to say "brass balls" in the end. chris has definitely got them!
diefortacos 2 years ago 2
Good on Clare Rayner & Tommy Vance for taking it on the chin & ultimately sticking up for Morris.
And screw John Mcririck! The man was stupid enough to believe the Yorkshire Ripper was being let out of jail every night to perform in a musical about himself in London's West End. YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT!!
matooli 2 years ago 18
here here
capaldicorporations 2 years ago
What do you expect? He's a stereotypical upper class wanker who hates women and supported George Bush.
drplbiftin 2 years ago 3
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Bollocks. That's their public view but in reality they think the same as snot eater. Morris is funny,but in the big picture of society he's a fucking menace. Anyone who makes a fool of someone,even if they are pricks,is a cunt. And the biggest cunt of all is that Cohen twat!
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
does your name happen to be Cohen by any chance?
capaldicorporations 2 years ago 2
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No. I thought I made it clear my unfavourable views on that unfunny twat. And now there's people after him. That cheered me up.
j1o2h3n4n5y 2 years ago
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capaldicorporations 2 years ago
but why are there no black paedophiles?
mrbastardisthetruth 2 years ago
...no need for bringing peado muslims into this. Those fuckers are proper sick bastards!!
mjd775 2 years ago
What about R Kelly?
perthged101 2 years ago
Black men with aids rape babies thinking it will cure them.
louisp001 2 years ago 4
It's a double edged sword - on the one side the media are irresponsible in their wholesale manipulation of the audience, on the other the audience are very credulous.
tellyisrubbish 2 years ago
everything's a double-edged sword. Even single-edged swords are double-edged swords, because one edge is sharp, but the other one isn't sharp, and it doesn't really cut very well. So it's a double-edged sword.
irvingwashington22 2 years ago 5
I am enjoying the comments more than the video although i love Chris Moris... I need a frigging dictionary to get the full thrust of this conversation mind... i will then see who has come out sounding the most intelligent..!
hermodite 2 years ago
Who do you think you are? A latter-day George Bernard Shaw? You're evidently disappearing up your own transatlantic arse in your attempts to satirise the English manner of speaking. And whoever heard of a U.S. Argos? The great satirical grandmaster himself would surely hammer you for peddling 'nonce-sense.'
WaitingForGodot28 2 years ago
What the shitting piss are you two (edbingey and Waitingforgodot28) going on about? ''Oh har har harrrrrr. My dear friend - to confabulate with such a tendentious view on your blunderous ou de plum is the ethos of a chimpanzee writing a dissertation on the nuances of a sunken ship... upon perusing your favourited videogramaphics I shall portend to deliver the coup de grace to your insipid intellect, you malodorous tit.''
cunt off with your hifalutin bollocks and watch the performance channel!
harshbutfair1 2 years ago
And you're a faux-septugenarian controversialist who takes pride in kicking a defenceless cancer victim. You're the one who ought to be 'cunting off,' you're bringing shame upon the United States with your inflammatory words.
WaitingForGodot28 2 years ago 3
Yes I am indeed a faux-spunky-wizzle-thingy; controversialist? a pertinent yet cynical adaption to my character; I hasten to add that's irrefutably correct! well I did cunt off - quasiphorically speaking - What we should be pondering is: What eez cunting off... Removing the vagina? marvelling at our initial predispotion? Or even; thenceforth to the Argos pen? hmm....
What you seem to be advocating irrevocably is a pugent sense of fastidious diazepam cornflakes,. summise your treacle topping!
harshbutfair1 2 years ago
Who do you think you are? A latter-day George Bernard Shaw? You're evidently disappearing up your own transatlantic arse in your attempts to satirise the English manner of speaking. And whoever heard of a U.S. Argos? The great Mr. Morris himself would surely hammer you for peddling 'nonce-sense.'
WaitingForGodot28 2 years ago
Mr Morris or great satirical grandmaster? I see you've made your choice. Interesting to see how he has inspired you to such an extent that you borrowed a humourous line from one his guffaw films. I must note that you sound rather angry, perhaps you should be banished to the P'ed off isles (ahhhh, see what I did there? An evolved form of wordplay derived from where Mr satirical grandmorris says: 'Why can we no longer think of the British isles without thinking of paedoph in front of it!?'
harshbutfair1 2 years ago
Morris is making a film about terrorism and it should be out later this year. It's called four lions. See wiki...
danwoodward23 2 years ago
Chris Morris is a genius-i love his mangled way with language.
i wonder how the Conservative MP felt about being duped about cake...i guess a complaint was made?
japanesesweet 2 years ago
Totally agree,
japanesesweet.
And, yes, David Amess and the Conservative Party complained about Amess' part in the "Drugs" episode of Brass Eye, it's featured at the end of that episode on the Brass Eye DVD.
graeme6630 2 years ago
will self talks alot of mundane long-winded bullshit. it's just a man believing that keeping absurdity to a news-delivered level, anyone can believe it.
aswell as arsing about and being hilarious
alexxyz456 3 years ago
Thanks for posting this - do you have any more of it?
wonderfulkeithfloyd 3 years ago
McCririck - purile? Unpleasant? Right you are, cock...living your ridiculous outfits and treating women like shit, he should stick to feeling up horses.
pixeedude 3 years ago 16
HAHA! A good point well put!
planetyes 3 years ago
"It's purile, it's dangerous, it's unpleasant".
Yeah McCririck I know, good init?
thecheesepriest 3 years ago 10
It always baffles me how people are too stupid to see satire for what it is and get a laugh out of it. Its all for comedic value, possibly to make you think a bit too, but people just get up in arms about it as if its all serious. He IS just playing a role, a character, a piss take. I think people just NEED something to whine about sometimes.
Oreztar 3 years ago 3
Who could possibly be in the Top 6 above Chris Morris?!
Amylopan 3 years ago 8
Chris Morris says what most faggots are afraid to say. Namely Ste and Kel.
Ciaran646 3 years ago
peter lost the news
sparkmouse 3 years ago 2
chris morris is brilliant
insomniachorror 3 years ago 2
would greatly appreciate it if somebody could tell me which song was used at the very start of this video?
kershawwma 3 years ago
The song is California Soul by Marlena Shaw
simonmrozinski 3 years ago
Thank you so much. I've wanted to know what it's called for so long!
kershawwma 3 years ago
McCririck seems to be saying that celebrities are less likely to endorse charities for fear that Chris Morris is behind it. Really all they have to do is be honest and only endorse things that they actually know about and care about. Lets be honest most celebrities are self-centred anyway and only help charities for the increased exposure it gives them.
rainfallshard 3 years ago 2
chris morris, what a complete genius!
sanchezz1982 3 years ago
LoooL now McCririck is mentally scarred by CM about entering into any charity event just in case CM is behind it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Job well done CM baby!
ChewySatisfaction 3 years ago 2
Well done Tommy Vance and all who admitted they'd been done and laughed. Bad luck McCirrick, the more you slag Morris off, the more of a prick you look.
jld750athlon 3 years ago 5
John McCririck is a fucking twat and got what was coming to him. CHRIS MORRIS FOR PM!
bodieofci5 3 years ago 7
countfudgewhatever if you're refering to the shows that Chris Morris has done. They are 'The Day Today','Brasseye' and 'Jam' Brasseye is the one with the Pedo episode. If you plan to get the dvds, leave Jam til last. Get the others first.
fuckingfucker42 3 years ago
no no, i was asking about the show morris did with peter cook.
i already own all his tv shows.
:)
countfudgekula 3 years ago
he did a CD with peter cook called why bother thats what your after. i don't know if it was a show but i have it on cd.
andyct5 3 years ago
thanks man
stick that to me xmas list!
countfudgekula 3 years ago
Jam is just most blowing! As are all the others. I dont think it matters which order you get them, as long as you get them all.