"My Beard Hurts!"

[BluesYourAss]

OVERRATED GUY !!!

[godsbbf]

@BluesYourAss your mom says different

[BluesYourAss]

@godsbbf Aw come on! I loved The Hangover and Due Date and also was rolf about the between two ferns interviews! BUT he was hyped way too much....

[xalener]

@BluesYourAss

no such thing

[ssshhonnaaa]

the voice he puts on sounds EXACTLY like the wee kid in Big Daddy!

[jackraaabitslim]

there is no punchline its deadpan humor

[lillyofthefield101]

@188crazychick *was about to say 'Alex Carpenter sent me here before reading your comment* Darn it.

[188crazychick]

Cue the mob of "Alex Carpenter sent me here"...

[genewitch]

putting the punchline in the title helps people find it on google. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[mxmang]

@mperrine1983 does your beard hurt? or...perhaps your butthole?

[Rachael77]

this guy kills me

[orlandocastill0]

really love this guy

[MrAhrim]

Im trying so hard not to spit out my cereal

[SVROverlord]

@mperrine1983 Nobody gives a shit.

[PadreNuestroFilms]

Youtube: Mike and Pete's Far Out Journey.... Funny little saga! PRRR

[Mrthedude705]

hes my rolemodel

[MattC6Toledo]

wtf lol

[emmabrkrshrp]

Last night I dreamt I performed this character for a talent show. Then I did the 'Pretentious Illiterate'.

[soxprod]

press 1 and 5

[McBudz420]

I DON'T LIKE HAVING A BEAUD. IT HUHTS. MY BEAUD HUHTS!

[gunnythebunny55]

Press 6 for gay snake

[TheHokuable]

i wonder if this guy is really this socially inept or if this an act

regardless ROFL

[MATTHEWTHEINGRAM]

Press 5 . For IT HUWTS !!!

[baconology]

ITS NOT FUNNY. DONT TALK.

[PresentTheOctopus]

My boyfriend can do a perfect impression of this xD

[TMaStAA]

Good job putting the punchline in the video title....

[Link11868]

@TMaStAA

It's not even a punchline, it's zach acting like a child with a beard. Good job bitching about nothing.

[jpearl8]

@Link11868 its funny thats all that matters, "no punchline"? did you grow up in the 50's? joke and punch is old and sold out. comedy has evolved you stupid jackass.

[Link11868]

@jpearl8

Comedy is devolving, bottom of the barrel comedians are getting more laughs because the average human IQ is dropping and even the most basic of "jokes" get a multitude of laughs.

This is not comedy, it's just a guy standing on stage spouting stupid one-liners with no actual depth or intellect.

[Link11868]

@jpearl8

Oh yeah, the comment you replied to didn't actually have anything to do with the retarded bullshit you came up with. So, learn to read, get your facts straight and don't act like a fucking moron.

[jpearl8]

@Link11868 sounds to me like your a jealous dane cook fan with no real knowledge of comedy. and you said "its not even a punch line" i replied ""no punchline" did you grow up in the 50's"?" if you had any real knowledge of comedy you would see and noted that the premise punch basis for a joke originated in the 50's and hasnt been the only form of standup comedy since the 50's. you need to get a larger view of comedy. also the chalking the laughs he gets up to "the human IQ dropping" is vain.

[jpearl8]

@jpearl8 also i have my facts straight. and hey if you dont like what i have to say why dont you ask hollywood, the town that made this man a larger success than your dumbass will ever be. do yourself a favor and stop making yourself look like a pretentious asshole.

[Link11868]

@jpearl8

Ahahah, ask hollywood? Fucking really? "Hollywood" only cares about money and they will sell anything they might make them a quick buck.

You really need to learn to fucking read kid, you've started an argument over nothing because your retarded ass misread my comment and started attacking me.

Grow the fuck up.

[Link11868]

@jpearl8

Ahahaha, that gave me a good chuckle. No, dane cook IS the bottom of the barrel. I'm not in any way saying Zach is a bad comedian(his stand up is just not funny), i never did, you started attacking me over some obviously miscommunicated bullshit and now are trying to prove your point about punchlines(for some reason). I have no care for what you say because you're obviously too fucking retarded to read properly.

Bill Hicks and George Carlin(to name 2) are real comedians.

[Trouter92]

@TMaStAA how does that ruin anything for you.. its not rly a punchline. its like a 10 second joke anyway.

[spoon149]

@TMaStAA HURRRH DEE DURHH HURRH

[pancakeessss]

MAI BEARD HOWTZ

[katperson88]

lol

[ChristianU2ubeh]

Ever since I grew a beard I can't stop saying this.

[Jsmith12292]

hes from my hometown :D

[theciaram1]

MY LIFE :D

[theciaram1]

@rexappel you my friend SHOULD KILL URSELF PAINFULLY AND SLOWLY

[rexappel]

@theciaram1 I just said some crazy stuff on here about you untill I saw ur page lol .. sorry didnt know u were 15 and a sweet female yea .. maybe I did judge zac to harshly.. please forgive me sweety ok

[theciaram1]

@rexappel its ok :) and im sorry to for losing it :L and i do forgive you :) do u forgive me ? :)

[rexappel]

@theciaram1 yes I do hunnycup.. lol

[theciaram1]

@theciaram1 thanks you sweet cheeks :L

[superdude9856]

@NelsonClick You're fucking stupid, you don't sound intelligent, take your voodoo bullshit and go fuck yourself.

[pwatki1]

wow, this was fucking stupid

[theciaram1]

@pwatki1 wow ur fuckin stupid

[NelsonClick]

Zach is such a flaming Libra and exemplifies exactly what is wonderful and terrible about all of them. He's charming, endearing, warm and a master of the moment. But walk away for 10 minutes and think about it and you realize there's no actual jokes, there's no genuine craft, no true creativity or intelligence it's just an idealized version of his own innate personality. I laughed but nothing worthwhile remained. I like artists who actually create. Libras should just be school teachers.

[GranulatedStuff]

@NelsonClick

All zebras are libras.

[rexappel]

@NelsonClick wow im impressed very deep...

[JD0x0]

Whoever thinks Zach G isnt funny should either

A. Watch "Dog bites man"

B. Get a fucking clue

C. Get a sense of humor

Or if all else fails

D. Kill yourself.

Along with Louis CK, David Cross and a very few others Zach is one of the funniest men on this earth.

[theciaram1]

@JD0x0 well said :D

[mtnshreader22]

"Don't let the beard fool you, he's a child."

[RattleheadAnthony]

this dude was born with a beard...

[IshDat1KiD]

..I'm gonna smoke a bowl before i watch this next time.

[Alexe2damoney]

14 people were bearded five-year-olds

[zhbroder]

galafanakis channeling his inner bearded 5 year-old

[MsVioletVampire]

@ Disobey: EXACTLY!

[MsVioletVampire]

LOL!! I think it's funny because kids who really talk like that are super cute, and add a beard to a kid, and that makes it funnier!

[wagwanmanx]

why the fuck does no one understand comedy?

[romanfmb]

14 peoples' beards hurt

[vladamirrrr]

nope, not funny to me, AT ALL

[IshDat1KiD]

...I'm sorry, but this isn't funny to me.

[CriscoKnight]

@IshDat1KiD

that's the joke



[IshDat1KiD]

@CriscoKnight

I...

[CriscoKnight]

@IshDat1KiD

these series of jokes are his "characters that i've worked very hard on", yet they are so one dimensional and obvious, very poorly executed in general, the irony in itself creates the joke

lurn yor hoomar

[Jawsmoker]

@CriscoKnight I normally get jokes that require you to "read" the types of comedy, but his delivery just doesn't do it for me. After this explanation, it makes sense but it still doesn't really make it that funny.

[CriscoKnight]

@Jawsmoker

That's because a joke explained is never funny

[disobey160]

the people who didn't find this funny haven't seen the entire thing. it's weird how he dumbs down people's sense of humor, but he did it. you just gotta watch from the beginning.

[Jawsmoker]

I just didn't find that funny.

[fiannacivette]

no, just no

[ChowYunKitano]

This needs to be on a tshirt

[GlobalFantasyDirect]

I DONT GET THIS???

[djgoat121]

This is my senior quote. No lie.

[brenndogg29]

My favorite part was 0:29

[FezdaaHD]

@brenndogg29 ha! thats funny cuz my favorite part was when i find you and stab you several time. i find that hilarious!

[zacharysweaver]

laughed my ass off

[monkeypoo3000]

Zach Galifanakius so much better than dane cook all dane cook does is walk around like he has a dick up his ass and yell at people... not funny

[jstealth89]

@monkeypoo3000 correction he has a dick up his ass, and it belongs to Carlos Mencia another un-funny joke thief prick.

[123puta3]

I don't know i can't find this funny,he has some great characters but this is pure shit

[metalfacedoom7]

someone somewhere has passed out from laughing at this man.....

[phreestylesk8r]

mastodon does stand up

[Zeldabo146676]

I like how he can turn unfunny things into funny things hahaha

[Microja]

This sucked!

[joey13boy]

my beuwd huwets!

[giorgossaris]

Best comedian ever and he is greek yeahhhh

[InsaneDude360]

Y'all should watch the whole show it funny it's called zach gilifanakas live at the purple onion,

[GooberSuess]

i like tuhtles

[straaler5]

and when he's done he's all like, oh shit why did i just do that??

[muulisha]

haha damn he is fucking high ass shit xD

[yutzy1]

5 ppl's beards hurt when they were 5

[wogfun]

he was great in the hangover, but this dude is not very funny

[giorgossaris]

@wogfun he is the best 

[JD0x0]

@wogfun dude you got it backwards. He's shit in the hangover (compared to what he's capable of) that movie wasnt good. It was the "superbad" of that year and gets forgotten about quickly. Zach's comedy is so much better when he has a chance to shine on and off stage, when he's not bogged down by a script.

[wogfun]

@JD0x0  You have your points and i have mine

[cRispYnUtZ13]

when he did that i couldn't stop laughing for 3 days straight

[skipplet]

worst decision I ever made was taking a drink of coffee while watching this video.

[xtremefush]

im gonna google noam chomsky

[xtremefush]

whats the opposite of witty?

[MrMusicman488]

This guy is brilliant, fine tuning his craft and will be the next Andy Kaufman mark my word!!!

[Pastelle09]

lmao

[KicknGuitar]

MY BEARD HURTS!

[tenniselbowfoot]

i laugh even when i THINK about this.

[akotasun]

@tenniselbowfoot I randomly started laughing during class because I thought of this hahaha

[Baphythegoat]

@tenniselbowfoot Me to!

[lizlizhappee]

oh FUCK i can't stop laughing XD

[ConnDevi88]

@tankimus You must be a Jay Leno fan.

[HarrTheKiller]

@ConnDevi88 hahahaha

[ajre82]

@tankimus

it's not pointless, and it's not mindless.

[KoolDudester]

@tankimus the hangover was a shit movie but zach galifianakis is not mindless and he's really not even very popular so the general population doesn't even know of him other than that shit movie.

And never got what? what are you talking about? his jokes vary from extremely simple and/or vulgar to subtle and witty or even going as far as making it appear as though he is having a midlife crisis on stage. What's hard to get in particular?

[omgangiepants]

@tankimus What was it Noam Chomsky said about eating pussy?

[Apoc897]

@omgangiepants

Noam Chomsky fucked your mother.

[zwap12]

@tankimus its probably not fufnny because your one of those guys that is just a fucking buzzkill at parties you just stand there and nibble your finger nails dont u

[ronniereiff]

@tankimus congratulation you are now the most hated person in america

[junjuly3883]

@tankimus it's not really the rest of the world's problem if you're a fucking moron...just saying.

[synistar04]

@tankimus I think it's more along the lines of people who have a sense of humor, whatever type, that think he's funny. Based on your second sentence it seems you lack one. Sorry to hear that.

[69JeffC]

@tankimus and thats why your a virgin you cold hearted senseless fuck

[MrHaiThar]

@tankimus That's why it's funny..... cause it's stupid......

[Whimzy74]

@tankimus He's accessible on all levels of comedy. His act is goofy enough to attract mainstream viewers but what he's actually doing is parodying bad comedians while acting like a troubled genius.

There's no one on this planet that can pull off high brow and low brow humor simultaneously like he can.

[LiliBooBear]

@tankimus Well, someone has no sense of humor.

[shredr18]

@tankimus you should have been aborted

[superwomanfilms]

@tankimus Who do you like then?

[countchunkula]

@tankimus Another Dane Cook Fanboy.

[crassisdead]

Haha this is my favorite impression from Zach Galifianakis.

[Li4r]

Funniest man in the world.

[Keithwoodhall]

i cant stop watching this dvd

[SMOKEY88search4TRUTH]

by far the funniest comic doing things today.

[thechrisross]

you haven't met me smokey... quit talking bout what you don't know dbag

[SMOKEY88search4TRUTH]

what the fuck are you talking about dude?

[thechrisross]

@SMOKEY88search4TRUTH im talking about you being a douche... douche

[Shanalikefergie]

Lol. My bewd huwts :D

[Cecilia28602]

my friend said this basically everyday of No-Shave-November :)

[sitonmesoffa]

@Cecilia28602 ....its No-Shave Novembeard!!

[disgrl4]

@Cecilia28602 That's perfectly awesome! :-)