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  • why is friday the 13th in here??? its his mom, not him. n00b

  • my hero

  • Wait, the description says "My girlfriend and I". Now, if I've learned ANYTHING from the Friday the 13th series...

  • 0:38 I'll throw boxes at him! That'll stop the immortal, unkillable, disfigured, murdering, relentless, weapon-weilding, badass with super-human strength!

    0:46 WHAT! IT DIDN'T WORK?

  • 1:58 what the hell , Jason is a woman ???

  • dude his mother was the killer in the first one!

  • @alexkeibler right

    hes probably got part 5 in the 2nd comp too. waste. he dont know shit.

  • @alexkeibler

    oh wait, nvm. there isnt even a part 2. probably got bashed too much for having part 5 in it :D

  • soth a bitch that fuckin girl in 5:28 i wana kill her ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

  • 7:08 Pop goes the weasel.

  • Happy  Birthday Jason!!!!Friday 13th January 2012

  • @veikoum You're so generous.

  • #15 your knife is kinda upside-down

  • omg jason shuld play cod his kill streak is sick

  • Cracked is awesome

  • Cracked sent me here

  • u missed a kill from part 4

  • imagine Jason in a black and white movie!

    lady:*is grabbed*AH!Unhand me you roughian!

    Jason:?*slits throat*

    xD

  • @MrJackboy20

    Few movies back then delt with a killer on the loose, and when they did the kills happened off camera

  • u need to put a big army of death machins jason wont live

  • 2:07 look closely and you can see the toothpicks they used in the movie

  • friday the 3th part 3 has to be my favorite. because the guy who played jason just looked scary as hell. I'm not sure how tall the guy is in real life , but in the film he looks like he is 6 foot 8 or 6 foot 9.

  • 5:14, they put a godzilla in a magazine

  • poor wheel chair dude.

  • NOOOOOO! KEVIN BACON! Pamela, you are an arsehole

  • hahahahahahaha arsehole

  • is that kevin bacon at 1:14

  • yes

  • Sometimes I like you sit in a corner and pretend I'm a nipple.

  • 8:11 oooo banana

  • the 1 and 2 are not jason, is hin mother

  • hello jason was not the killer in part 1 or 5

  • the acting back then was horrendous

  • #13 and #14 and #15 were hardcore Jason don't give a fuck forreal

  • Music sounds exactly the same everytime

  • nom 23 wtf ???

  • #33 looks so painful, but it's hilarious

  • jason doesn't discriminate against the handicapped.

    not that it doesn't make it less awkward in a group viewing with one being in a wheel chair........and paranoid.

  • 1:13 Not Kevin Bacon!!!!

  • @TK42131 he got killed because the killer went into the future and saw Hollow Man

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  • Mom, mom i'm a actor!

    Good, in what movie you starred?

    In Friday the 13th.

    Oh! You was Jason?

    No, but i was killed by him

    What a honor xDD

  • @rocnel14 The way you butchered the english language would make Jason proud.

  • @cyberslick18 It isnt english... its Orcish so... Get out da here!

  • Thx for the videos :)

  • I hate bannanas now.. wait I all ready did! xD

  • YOU MISSED ONE!

  • 7:06.... umm.. what???

  • @trinislobo

    lol yeah that kill always made me laugh. even when I was a kid I thought it was funny and you could see the spring from the eyeball. still was something new than the average stab.

  • love itt

  • i like cause you skip part wheir they die :)

  • the fat bitch at 8:22 lmao

  • lol kevin bacon got owned XD

  • #1-2 good argument for abstinence, #4 Tracheactomy gone wrong, #6 Dont go towards the light!, #11 Hammer Time, #14 abstinence part 2, #19 Perfect Pitch(fork), #23 a real gag, #24 Lights on, Lights out, #26 pop goes the eyeball, #28 ...but he isn't your father, #29 whacking off and hacking off, #36 Cork-Screwed, #37 peeping tom

  • 2:44 please... I want to watch it full-length

  • there somthing beutifull about horror about this movie

  • wait i'm confused, didn't his mum lay waste to the first wave of victims?

  • Where's Part 2?

  • who else thinks jason should try out for the track team? hes fast

  • but it is not as bad as 8:53 getting stabbed in the wang and still alive i can't take that

  • did anyone notice that the death of the boy at 5:10 got slashed in the balls i mean in my opinion that is the worst death ever everytime i think of it i go "owch"

  • i like the sound effect that comes out at 7:05 when the eye pops outx)

  • #28 --> Only Chuck Norris can stop a machete with his arm....WTF was this guy thinking??

  • Wheres the cork screw? Why its lodged in your hand with a meat cleaver in your face.

  • 5:23 Thumbs up for Godzilla reference! XD

  • the naked chick he killed on the raft was the best

  • um it wasn't Jasson who killed in the first movie it was his mother.

  • The first movie isn't Jason....

  • Not jason palma voorhees

  • where's part 2?? you have part 1 and then skips to part 3 & 4. Did pt.2 get deleted?

  • Fatality

  • Thumbs up if you checked behing you so you won't get stabbed through the neck

  • I think the first ever Friday the 13th movie was too fake

  • Wrong all the kills from the first where jasons mother that kiled them

  • these arent jason its his mother

  • @Smoremaster i dont think its nail polish i think his thumb got slammed in a door

  • i liked the girl in number 15

  • I like how kill number 12 has voorhee's cutting the guy's throat with the wrong side of the machete 

  • I See Godzilla 5:13

  • the first few were pamela and the last one wasn't a kill because she survived

  • You missed some of pamela's kills.

  • Jason Is also a master of stealth. He would be a good sniper.

  • @blackdragonthebad No kidding. especially after seeing him shooting an arrow into the boat driver's head in the reboot.

  • Lol Wow, everyone died!

  • is just a litle violent thats all XD

  • 5:30

    Nice make up Jhon. Nice Fake death jhon...

  • @ 9:25 Jason was pissed that he had to share the corkscrew

  • I don't want to be a dick but aren't the early kills not by Jason? -.-;

  • @Imadjinn Not being a dick, being observant. However, it can be argued that his mother was under the influence of him. She was a nutbag after all.

  • @TinaSempai I thought she was the one influencing him, seeing as the image of her can bring him back from the dead.

  • @Imadjinn Could be influencing one another? They're both homicidal nightbags XD

  • wow i cant beleive i sat for 10 mins watching all the killings....this vids great well done

  • Forgive me for being simple but i really don't understand the death at 5:05

  • @JackLennon13 it's from Part 3 (3D); the guy for whatever reason liked to walk around on his hands: Jason snuck into a spot & waited for him to walk by on his hands, then he sliced him through the crotch w/his machete & you see how much Jason sliced him up in the kill #22 Scene

  • its funny how he alwyse ends up like under a bed or something and they never notice

  • 1:22 haha kevin bacon XD make some remember that the first killings were made by mrs voorhees lol drew barrymore died because of that on scream XD

  • 9:27.

  • 8:29  I was trying to enjoy my banana

  • All these people dying...It's fucking sick...funny, but sick...

  • @MRCENATION619 You're sitting there saying this is "fucking sick", yet you say it's funny? So you'd laugh over someone dying rather than think about how gross it is, you're the one who's sick. Don't like it, don't watch it. -_-

  • 9:00 DONT KILL THE OLD LADY D:

  • it wasn't a camp manager it was some guy named Roy who wanted revenge

  • @MsHalofan13 He was an ambulance driver who went off the deep end when he saw the body of his son, who was killed by a fellow juvenile delinquent at the camp.

  • @159carnage

    Why what does it do??

  • First murders was Jason's Mothers, and if i dont badly remember, a Camp manager was another fake jason

  • The person uploading this obviously doesn't know what the fuck they are doing. Ask somebody.

  • 5:20 was an insanely convincing looking death. Bravo

  • Are we all terrible people for watching this?

  • 3:45 LOL!!!!!! xD

  • 5:08 that HAD to hurt :O

  • no ones kill on #6 lol

  • SPOILER ALERT: All of the people killed in Friday the 13th Part 1 aren't Jason's Victims. They Are ACtually His Mother's Victims. Jason wasn't the killer in the 1rst movie his Mother was. Just Saying.

  • where is part II? I see jason's kills comilations part I, part III, and part IV but where is part II?

  • I HOPE JASON WILL TURN ON JUSTIN

  • How cam jason never uses guns?

  • @Sid10001000 he used a bowgun

  • when Rick's eye ball pops, out, you can see the string that pulls it out

  • I Love Number 4

    The Blood Squirs Like Crazy! :D

  • Where are the part II ?

  • HE KILLED KEVIN BACON :O

  • @GlitchMasta you mean SHE. it was jasons mother who did the killing first ;)

  • @CALgBOY91 I thought I put an S??? Well your right =)

  • Jason is a spy!

  • You're right. It was pretty gory. I almost threw up xD (not really) Bahaha, the last 1 always makes me laugh. When jason trows her out da window xD

  • my coworkers and I made a list of TOP FIVE MOST VIOLENT death scenes in a non-japanese movie. Here's our list:

    #1. ROBOCOP scene where he gets shot up for 15 minutes.

    2. Brain Bug scene from Starship Troopers (in front of his girlfriend :)

    3. Actually...Face Melting scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark

    4. Jason 3D harpoon through girl's eye...IN THREE DEE! at 4:43 or #20

    5. Freddy Krueger smashing that girl's head thru a TV.

  • I LOVE YOUTUBERS!!!!  My coworkers and I were just talking about Jason KILLS!

  • i thought jason couldn't swim

  • WHERE´S THE PART 2?

  • i always find kevin bacon's death to be very underrated in its brutality. i hate neck violence lol

  • Wait in the first movie it isn't even him - it's his mother.

  • "the black people always have the more horrific deaths"

    This message above really doesn't make any sense at all.

  • I love how he doesn't talk or anything hes like a silent killer and it's funny how he uses knives and random things like corkscrews, I love the ones when he slices their neck and then leaves LOL

  • I think the way Crispin Glover gets it is one of the better ways. right after he asks for the corkscrew he gets it in his hand, then a machete to the head.

  • I like how he killed the 2 while they were having sex. 2 for 1 shot! :-)

  • you know the first kill wasnt by jason but his mother, so you should probly change it

  • 4:58.. you cant tell me the way he drops that spear gun isnt hilarious.. like he was like "thats right bit*h, you didnt know i had that aim.. hahahaha.. classic.

  • @tavbf I KNOW RIGHT!!! Jason is so badass.

  • The "Chi chi chi" Is actually "Ki Ki KI Ma ma ma ma"..

  • 14 people got impaled by Jason Voorhees while watching this video.

  • @AntidoteY  make that 15, the 15th was freddy krueger..

  • @AntidoteY you mean 15

  • @AntidoteY i actually did get impaled by jason, but i still "liked" the video regardless :)

  • @Snow2point0

    Oh, he's gonna be SO pissed when he finds out you survived. Don't come near me dude.

  • Where is part 2??? I waana see it!!!

  • @xXDenverXx1 tell me about it

  • poor annie she seemed so nice and sweet :(

  • ownd at 8:56 XD

  • the one where the guy was sleeping put me off sleep

  • 3:18 COLLATERAL!!!!!!!

  • is good to see that the "chi-chi-chi" thing was on the original

  • Dude where is part 2???

  • #23, That's WHY YOU DON"T PLAY DEAD!!!!

    cause when you really are uhhh dead, no one will believe you.

  • WOAH death scenes back in the 80's were more realistic than now... and I was born in the 90's...

  • at 1:26 how did she got a part in this movie

  • #14 shouldnt that count as two kills?

  • can someone tell me why jason is killing everyone and most of all women?

  • hes killing because they killed her mother the one whos head got chooped off

  • @undertakerfanrip2 Nothing like revenge with an icepick through the head....lol.

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  • In the 2nd film it was never established if Paul lived or died because he saved Jenny at one point after that attack.

  • Yea, i would've kicked his head off lol.

  • #16 technically wasn't a kill, the guy was still alive and saves Ginny at the end.

  • 26 see the sting on his eye

  • killing the girl with a bannana would like to be known as a TURN OFF get it?

  • Death#16 Paul. He never died in the movie he actually carries Ginny back to the cabin from Jason's home.

  • The death at 4:44-5:02 changed the entire franchise.

  • @Smoremaster it looks more like a black thumb, as if you smacked it with a hammer and bruised it

  • umm... is this from part 1, yeah, that was momma voorhees in part 1. dumbass.

  • technically the first movie wasnt really jason, it was his mom