Jeremy Kyle - Carole The Nutty Mother - Part 1

[Mohrkai]

The mother is so hateful.

[bensimps123]

is it wrong i wanked over carole?!

[multilingokris1980]

she has got better class than them and I'm the Virgin Mary!!

[thebrummie]

Social services have really let Carole down, there should be a place in a home somewhere for her

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

carole = HOT

[BIODUB11]

ahha carole has a mullet

[LundiMusic]

"Im a brilliant fuckin mother!!!" - You cant write this stuff, comic genius.

[kuriboh400]

Jeremy Kyle show gets it's people from a nut house 

[teamdebt]

Scumbags are very entertaining, thankfully I'm rich and don't have to live anywhere near people like this, funny though.

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

@teamdebt Your rich? I recommend getting a house next to people like Carol, you have a good laugh on the weekends lol

[bensimps123]

@teamdebt so all poor are scumbags? good logic

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

Carole is looking into the Camera at 4:03

LOL carole is a legend.

[jamietailz96]

it's so annoying that it cuts to jeremy just their about to scrap :(

[sondeleb]

"I'm gonna smack Debbyyyy" bahaha sounds like a fucking retard

[myselfrevealed]

she is autistic

[MultiB124]

like this vid a lot

[Neglesh]

I'LL FUCKIN PAN YA !!!!!!

[dearnapst]

She is one of the best samples, on how more than 50% are in the UK, can't talk, can't count, proberly never learned to read, think it is ok to shout and try smacking people, may the queen be with you, we sure don't like her here anyways

[kuriboh400]

@dearnapst I think thats a little hard, it more like 10%. Unless what you said is based on something then sorry

[dearnapst]

@kuriboh400 10% urgh, try take a roundtrip, to all big cities in the UK, and just visit the areas where the poverty and unimployment rate is high, if you dare, and see for yourself, there was a documentary that showed how many children live in the UK, I cried my eyes out for those kids. it was so bad, now I will find some statistics, but most ignore them, why? it is only figures

[CrazyIrishDrunk1]

Does anyone esle think Carole is rather attractive?  i think i have the hots for her.

[dearnapst]

@CrazyIrishDrunk1 maybe try sober up, guess you would even think a pigbutt looks attractive

[ElvisLivesUpstairs]

Imagine living next door to that.

[dearnapst]

@ElvisLivesUpstairs no I rather not, but sadly, more than 50% of all people in the UK, are living in areas with no jobs, drink and drugs untill it becomes normal, for them, are either like that or is forced, to live next door, to a complete imbecil, sometimes I wonder, if the the nurses drop most of your kids on the floor

[billy6668]

ill pan  ya hahahahahah!

[slinkiwaffel]

0:39 audience member having a wank?

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

@slinkiwaffel The atmosphere was just too erotic to handle.

[rexel666]

Who did her hair?

[shannonisntnormal]

what  a twathead

[ChrisHenniker]

In Nathan Barley, Dan Ashcroft wrote about The Rise Of The Idiots. Unfortunately, He was looking in the wrong place. It's here on the JKS, where the idiots are. Look at the dumbo cow people, everyone!

[dearnapst]

@ChrisHenniker ugh the rise of the imbecils, are all over the UK, violence is a daily thing for most kids, running in the streets from age 2, because the singel moms is busy making more kids and use drugs, the men fight over women, that look like, something the cat dragged in. they can't work, but they still manage by cheating, stealing, attacking people, to spend between £200 and £1000 on drugs,

[dearnapst]

@dearnapst per week that is

[SuperTommoSaunders]

It's Nan from Catherine Tate!

[emilysinarocket]

'I'LL PAN YA!' highlight of this clip.

[ZAmpedNZ]

Carole is sort of right.. I imagined how it would go down if I came home at 15 and told my mum i'd got some broad up the duff... shed not only would have had me pinned against the wall she probably would have thrown through the bloody thing :p

[o13sweetboy]

LOOK AT EM..WIT THERE PEACOCK HAIRSTYLES ....LOOOL

[maremia666]

I used to work with Carole at Tesco!!

[AlwaysLearningTech]

@maremia666 I feel sorry for you.

[bensimps123]

@maremia666 i wouldnt shout about that lol

[JONBOYOFFICIAL1]

I'LL PAN YA!..I spat my coffee out when she said that!..she is just like someone who I know and she looks and funnily enough she is also called carol!

[jambenes]

She looks evil

[HardsteMacht]

0:35 WOMAN DECIDED TO STRUM HER PUSSY IN BACKGROUND AT JK :L

[alanthe2]

@HardsteMacht HAHAHAHA strum, great word use

[neil73]

Chicken nuggets and chips for tea again Carole?

[jenjen1990x]

The guy with glasses at 03:55 is loving life!!

[1995TomHughes]

2 Rug-Munchers.

[TheNo1Titheridge]

that bloke sitting next to the girl sounds like fucking kermit at 1.23 - 1.38 loool!

[absolutleyfabulous1]

good god thank the heavens above that i dont know those folk, sad, sad, sad, sad, and yeah the haircuts, wtf? this show justs gets better all the time.

[MrMGD92]

@timrawproductions I know its scarey that theres so many of them!!

[ResidentRetro]

2.15 is that the girl from the ring?

[MrMGD92]

@timrawproductions Hmm I know what you mean I would NEVER shag anyone that appears on this programme some of the audiance and dare I say it 1 or 2 gests that have appeared are alright looking but if they appeared on this crazy shit I woulden,t shag them its the telvision eqivilent of having "I,VE GOT AN STD" stamped on your forehead plus forgetting how ugly most of them are what about the way they behave?I would never go out with anyone who behaves like this I feel for the kids :)

[multiplesmigz]

See pro life is wrong, lets clean the gene pool peeps VOTE ABORTION

[crossycrossfield]

whats with all the fat fucks on this show dirty fuckers

[bensimps123]

@crossycrossfield you love it

[Joe3Ness]

Dirty pisshead!

[BRAKESUK80]

see the woman laugh @ 1:22 that was a proper belly laugh. i love it

[JDdaDJstressed]

If dogs behave like this, they get put down. So why hasn't Carol hasn't been put down?

[dinosaurssayni]

please please please nuke our planet

[charlietop20]

Shit! Talk about ugly, why are the lower class so ugly and thick?

[sumisuokami]

Carole is off her tits! shluuurin n everything! maybe jeremy drugs the guests up first?

[JDdaDJstressed]

@sumisuokami no they clearly drug themselves lol. 

[desktoppower]

Look at 0:38 is that women wanking? Lol

[thegirlonfilms]

@desktoppower I don't think she would be wanking. I mean she was looking at Jeremy Kyle! lol

[desktoppower]

@thegirlonfilms lol

[wierdo56]

This is my country....I feel ashamed :(

[YuungBeezy]

@wierdo56 well, hey. at least it's not america.

[wierdo56]

@YuungBeezy Jezza is going to America soon

[upliftzippy]

lol jezza gave her mega evils

[ukmediaisjewish]

LMFAO.

[govtschemes]

Whenever people say "Johnny" to me, I just say back now "Don't you Johnny me, I'll Johnny meself!"

[Tonfa4brutality]

The biggest joke about this whole clip is when Carole proclaims that she's "better class than scumbag." You can't write comedy like that! She was clearly hammered when she got on stage.

[AKBeazBoi]

with a face like that who needs an ass!

[CaptainFails]

is it bad that she reminds me of my mother when she's in an argument. pure utter lies.

[mindydrummer]

That bloke sounds like Rodney Trotter

[emmmaful]

don't you carole me fother muckers!

[jenieceandmusic]

@emmmaful mother* fuckers* lool

[emmmaful]

@jenieceandmusic - ye, i know.. just joking.

[jenieceandmusic]

@emmmaful lol

[dugbas]

quarantee her minge is fucking stinking.....aint that the truth

[lmatera28]

great video. Here's another one: nutty cooking peter part 4

[appleandhoneyspice]

states have jerry springer and britan has jeremy kyle . both are idiotic shows but lets face sometimes it is just what you need to have a good laugh .

[MrMGD92]

@appleandhoneyspice i think both are very stupid JS wins it (in terms of stupidness buts its very close)and i would take JS over JK anyday of the week.jk is a bully,he humilates people,is arrogant and thinks his dna and lie dec kit is the greatest thing on earth.he winds up people who are already in a angry mood.i think a show like this could be good if you got rid of kyle and got some gests who don,t have the intellagance of a doorbell.

[crackfiendables]

whats up with the beaver haircuts? was it three-for-one that day?

[lethalg69]

keep pressing 2 to see a fatty thinking about cheese

[IamAwesomelyRadical]

I feel incredibly sorry for anyone who lives within 5 miles of this woman. Fucking hell....

[greenjack1959l]

Kyle is a hypocritical reactionary cunt who openly xiscriminates against poor white working class people the last people left you are allowed to xiscriminate against. he also uses disfigured and disabled children as a kind of sick freak show for his own twisted image. Die Kyle, just Die

[GoodOneDaaa]

Guy at 3:54 is so happy haha

[MrGreeny1345]

Oh my days that woman needs to be shot!

[bradsmithson]

She's like this woman who lives round my end. Freeeeeaakkkkeeeeyy

[x13l00dHunt3rs]

govtschemes - You will find some nice people in Britan, it just depends were you live really

[Blazenix1]

Dang this woman used to live near my uncle, I still see her about sometimes! Damn!

[clibstahh]

shes a stupid twat!

[redbullwings11]

don't you touch me you smelly little blaggard

[x13l00dHunt3rs]

You actully cant find a nice person in Britan, and im British.

[govtschemes]

@x13l00dHunt3rs I guess I'll just cancel my trip then......or is that actually true?

[MrMGD92]

@x13l00dHunt3rs are you joking?

[ffrenchyownt]

WHY DO THEY ALL SOUND PISSED OUT THEIR HEADS

[ffrenchyownt]

HE WAS HITTIN HER WITH HAMMERS N THAT

[ffrenchyownt]

NO! IM BETTER CLASS THAN SCOOM LIKE YOUUU

[BW1987NL]

I still stand behind you mother!

[lsdotcom]

Carole and Jeremy Kyle should have a shouting match lol :D

[Krustyoldean]

4:54 she's a little like wallace from wallace and gromit xD

[kiwi76josh]

if these people get laid, then i should be a fucking pornstar.

[MDLZRD]

Oh Jesus, I remember watching this one. Crazy wench.

[RM851995]

Whats the guest doing behind jeremy at 0.36?

[suckmydick751]

@RM851995 LOL looks likes she's having a play

[MrAlex892]

haha the guy who's nearly bald sounds like rodney fromonly fools and horses

[ashleyashers]

she's the sort of lady who's shoes you wouldn't wanna trod on in the streets or she'll strangle you

[wevewonit5times]

0:37 Women rubbing her hands with excitement LOL

[MrMGD92]

WHERE DO THEY FIND THESE PEOPLE?they all without fail,ugly stupid and worst of all THEY GET LAID? HOW? fucking idiots

[themrduragss]

This is shit!

[bensonandkate]

2:27 i wonder y she did`nt tell u?

[bensonandkate]

1:05 the guy`s expression says it all lol

[1bolter1]

we all got scum in us innit lol hahahahahhahaah

[tamaria6564]

For fuck sake take a chill pill ya fukin nimrod. She's got a lot of issues and needs a good seeing to. Milf if your pished and desperate

[Georgeous129]

bad editing at the beginning.....I WANT TO SEE WHAT IS GOING ON!!!!!

[mervue16]

2:23...i wonder why he had a heart attack

[MrMGD92]

@mildredsickwead-stupid isan,t the word,although i think the peaple come on here for help,i think they get exploted by jk,every time he raises his voice and shouts the dumb live audiance cheer and he laps it up like he,s god.he dosen,t talk to peaple he shouts at them and if they dare say anything back to "saint" jeremy he stops and makes sure he humiliates them.he,s knows they cant do anything.they are in a fragail mental state before they go on.

[dwflank]

carole would be the worst mother in law ever!!!

[erjm95]

is it me or is his voice really annoying

[MrMGD92]

@erjm95 ha jeremys? no it,s not you he has the most annoying voice on earth.

[erjm95]

@MrMGD92 every man there hahah

[MrMGD92]

@erjm95 ha ha o,h yes the,ve always got really annoying voices on this show,

[DisneyCrazyyx]

haha it's weird we have the same name :/

[sanaabanana87]

This show is pure car crash TV I hate Jeremy kyle but i still find myself on youtube watching these clips!! The guests are vile but i despise jezza more

[Nchubbz]

In A Calm Way

[SuperPoliticalGamer]

scum of england....

[JackleSpanner]

0:37 above Jeremy's left shoulder, Woman sneaking in a quick wank?

[godzassassin96]

@JackleSpanner epic spot !! :)

[DontXRunXOk]

@JackleSpanner lmfao

[TheSatanshunter]

@JackleSpanner how the hell did you spot that? XD

[MrMGD92]

@MildredSnickwad trust me the majority of the british public (me included) can,t stand jk,but i still wach(when i have time)because it always amazes me that without fail,people always come on and make a complete idiot of themselves.I mean don,t get me wrong i think this nonsense should be banned and that CUNT jk kicked out of britain.but you just have to wach and laugh(although mostly be deppresed) at the "contestants" and you wach it don,t you?:)

[MrsGreenDay123]

Urgh!!! Why can we neverr see the fights?!

[fozzywozzysa]

'Im talkin to Jewmwmmery!'

[ntwicm65]

Let me get this straight. People who 'hate' a tv show, actively search for it on YouTube to comment with views no-one wants to hear or cares about in the vain hope they can appear socially more upper class and dignified than people who do like it. IT'S THE INTERNET. Stop it! Stop it now and go read the Guardian and watch Antiques Roadshow. How do you find the time to do this?! No-one gives a damn if you think it's rubbish!

[DeluxeSux]

@ntwicm65 I agree. Well put also.

[ntwicm65]

@DeluxeSux Thanks/ It's just so confusing why they'd bother.

[ThatGuy1509]

It's always amazed me and always will. How do any of the people that go on this show ever have sex?

[Danny77uk]

@ThatGuy1509 booze

[emmadunne29]

somthin wrong with that owl one!!!scarlet 4 her been ur mother

[cgd27]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[madkatzeverywhere]

Then carole says she is less scummy than the other people?

[JordanEmonds]

I aint talking to you im talking to jewwermey!

[TheYanislav]

@JordanEmonds IT'S JEREMY !

[JordanEmonds]

@TheYanislav - I know? i'm not that much of a spaz, Although im sure some will beg to differ.

[TheYanislav]

@JordanEmonds dude i was joking :D was it so hard for you to understand :D

[JordanEmonds]

@TheYanislav - :D now I understand :D

[TheYanislav]

@JordanEmonds oh really " IT'S JEREMY " ! ! ! xD

[JordanEmonds]

Did they all get that hair as a Rod Stewart tribute or something? bloody lesibionic arguments.

[popazz1]

Gawd,I'm trying to be the responsible adult here and not laugh,but feck it,hahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha! She is seriously barking mad! Either that or she's on so many anti-psychotics she can't actually help it! And HAMMERS?! WTF? Did no-one else hear that ?! Time for her pills,nurse!

[Anabana21yeh]

LOL wow not being funny she is 100% TRASHED. No wonder shes actin like a nob on stage!

[PzoiNick]

2:09 Nobody even reacted when she said "he was hitting her with hammers n'that !"

it's quite a serious accusation if you ask me

[mikeavfc8472]

shes a fuckin spaz big time !

[johnaiton]

Learn your lessons kids, this is the shit you get with okcupid. Avoid the shelf women.

[BenzieSoTwisted]

"I'm gonna' pan 'is head in!"

[123xxrobertx]

" You didn't have me so far as your mom ? - lucky You !" i?t should be on a T-Shirt.

[FinalCutStudioOwns]

looks like steve craddock

[IndianaJoel93]

this video made me realise how great my mum is, even though she always leaves the windows open on a cold day and turns the power sockets off so when I want to watch TV I have to wait 5 minutes for it to warm up, always wakes me up for school to early ect ect

[MrMGD92]

why dont these thick thick peaple think before lying down and opening there legs am i gonna remember this?

[theclosebeyond]

what a mess.

[MrMGD92]

this woman should be locked up and never ever see the light of day again. This stupid stupid woman is a disgrace.

[SasuNaruRoxMySox]

lol shes blates pissed..shes slurring like a mother licker

[kingjacko95]

all i can say is.. JESUS CHRIST

[ZukuRiot]

I thought I was a bit rough, but these guys make me look posh(: 

[clarinetstar14]

omfg my mum is absolutely amazing tht lady is a b***h

[aei05h1]

Which pixel is the nutta?

[TheTuesdayBlue]

Ah this reminds me of a British version of Jerry Springer xP