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  • Stop playing around with it and eat it i faggot

  • My brother had a Phall and he couldn't taste anything else for about a week. He coped with it really well, made his eyes water a bit but was surprisingly well held together! I hate spicy food I would be running around as if I were on fire, drinking buckets of water.

  • I had a couple of beers before ordering my custom-made Phall and you know I've eaten hotter things, maybye it was the numbing efect of the beer tho. Anyone done the curry hell challange in Newcastle?

  • My 9 yr old would tank that pissant phall no probs,we bought a bottle of naga sauce from oz,officially over 1 million scu's,we necked it like it was soda,lol.

    Your pal looks like a pussy,lol.

  • massive respect for eating this curry, fair play.. not many people can do it. I eat pall and i have to say that its verry fuckin hot, i can chin a pahll in under 2minits without any water but i have to admit that my arse is alway on fire the next day.

  • Good work lad! bet you had an arse hole like the Japanese flag the next day.

  • Last night I had a curry a lot hotter than a Phall from my local take away, it was called a chicken Ceylon, and belive me, it made a Phall taste as mild as a Kourma ( I know because I eat Phalls every weekend ).

    Never experienced a curry like it in my life I can tell you.. I was on the toilet non stop the next day with the infamous ring of fire.

  • @neilgraham1978 What are you talking about? A Ceylon is very very mild compared to a Phall. You won't get a ring of fire from a Ceylon.

  • Thats a chicken korma you fucking ass bandit...

  • Definately a bit of ring sting in the morning.

  • Thanx for inspiration for to whoever made this vid lol. Ima try this myself and see my reaction LOL!

    =P

  • video gets a bit creepy. ok hes got a hot curry (maybe two mins maximum of him sweating) almost 8 mins the cameraman wants to lick his fire ring

  • @Brizo0505 you obviously watched the whole video you moron so what wrong with 8 mins and fuck licking any1s ring ya durty fuck!

  • @jamesrozza fuck you, Tanks lil bitch. Does he wipe his nose in your wet panties? cunt.

  • i have actually eaten phall and it is pretty fuckin hot i must admit so i know this guy aint acting

  • funny as fuck, he's only eatin it because of the camera! but ya cant back down from a food challenge! 'you'll never eat that', famous last words matey!

  • Gay ass Currys. Go Mexican ya pooftah

  • Good on ya!

  • rozwell ya smelly faggott

  • @jam1epart pilchard ya flaming mincer

  • dude these indian restaurants are jus taking you guys for a ride..they are making money simply by making you guys think that indian food is some kind of challenge or something...thats not true...if you come to india jus eat at a regular restaurant..they don pretend they jus serve whats right....indian food has more good flavor to it ,not only hot chillies....

  • Why does everyone get brave and argue on here? I love this clip. Guy done well 5*

  • get a fuckin proper curry down ya....

  • @TheMrDjfish whats a proper curry then ya big hard bastard?

  • Fucking northern monkeys.......

    A few years back I had a hot curry up north man did it hurt, cant do it any more in me older age

  • I'll munch one and video it with no rice or drink I'll have to make sure I have day off after though goes in hot comes out hotter.

  • It's not that bad, I had my first one last night & really enjoyed it. I'm paying for it today though :(

  • who's a nasty little poster then hmmmmm?

  • the dude eating this curry did a good job....id like to see anyone else try eating it...i tried a fahl once only had one fork full i was done so fair play to hank lector good job mate! thanks for posting james

  • no am not a fuckin auzzie im from barnsley in southyorkshire,the uk that is,and dont tell me to fuck off ill comment on any vid i want got fuck all to do with any cunt,tata

  • kingdomfetish i could post that for ya but think about it do you really wanna see that you filthy boy plenty of websites out ther ya can view that shit from so aint gonna put myself thru torture of trying to film that filth for your perverted little mind !!!... my stomach wouldnt handle it ha

  • Show us a video of it coming out the other end ?

  • i have 1 every weekend now after a few ya get used to it and it tastes beautiful next morning is always bad ring sting, trick is nit to drink anything and water just makes it worse

  • i like eatin indian. ive only eaten a phaal a few times though...too hot for me lol. i thought a vindaloo was pretty damn hot...and then i tried a phall! i can eat it but id rather not it just makes my mouth feel like its on fire.

  • all i can say is just try one.....

  • i had one once....it was fucking red hot,never again!,,lol

  • Good lad. Well done, don't envy you !!

  • theres alot of talk about how easy a phall is to eat but idont see you postin a vid i guessing a peperami firestick to much for you brave ones ha

  • vindaloo is not a touch on phal, i can eat as many bowles of vindaloo as i want, half a spoon of phal and my eyes start watering, lips swell up and toilet roll goes into freezer lol

  • im eating a vidaloo now i think i could drink the stuff out of a mug on a hot day...ile have to try this bad boy

  • nobhead. my mate joey tried eating one of them once and made a right twat of himself. why do it? i just stick to madras and pathia at least then you can enjoy it. its a macho thing i guess

  • im guessing your 1 of them poofy type of blokes sort of like one from brokeback moutain aint seen the film but from what ive heard you'd fit right in.......mincer

  • fuck dat, i cant even eat a madras without 5 cups of water on standby

  • Top video mate,very funny seeing his reactions,hes a brave boy! Im a vindaloo man meself but do wana make the step up at some stage,just curious u know? I saw u recommended a geezer to try phall sauce with ur poppadoms,does it really kill?

  • I have tried the phall (having taken both the vindaloo and tindaloo) and I find it hard to put into words. It's not a curry, it's a weapon. It commands respect. You must have it with rice, breads, and have some yoghurt on stand by alert. Now that's not cheating, it's common sense. All I can say is it really is as hot as everybody says. And then some!!! Good luck!!!

  • if vindaloo is a weapon then phall is armegeddon!!!!!

  • You are sooo right!!! Actually if truth be told the Phall is just too hot to handle. You can't even eat it! (At least not all at once.)

  • i aint tried it and as said before dont eat spicy food but have recentlystepped up and tried a sharwoods madras and that was hot enough for me not to enjoy ha all i can say is try it and let me know ...

  • Pussy

  • Shit so you do have a family!! I am surprised that after seeing you pop out your mother they didn't grab you kicking and screaming to Beachy head and jump!!! And it's Saddleworth you fucking shit stabber!! Vempire is correct as well!! I take it from your name your a DJ? Does that make it easier for you to pick up the preteens? Hello little girl (or boy) wanna come see my deck!!!

  • oi vempire ill shit in ya face a piss in ya throat and ill also deck ya so stay off my vids ya bellend

  • DJDUNNY84!! Sounds like an Australian shithouse to me!!! The 84 is how many times he wanked over his grans body at the wake!!!

  • ya know talking about peoples familys like that might end up giving you a trip to sadleworth moors,where you will be part of the dead you pasty face faggot,go slash the fuck up to some death metal you anal terrorist

  • Phall is nothing more than I shed lots of powder thrown into a meal for stupid English twats!!! It is NOT an authentic indian meal....If you want a real hot meal but one thats actually tastes nice then go for Satans Ashes!!

    It is amazing but beware, it is very very hot and I say this as a true hardcore chillihead!

  • are you for real you retard,how is a phal made for english and not an authentic dish you cock,and who the fuck are you to slate us calling us english twats you spastic,you know fuck all and your a top notch fuck wit,satans ashes wtf,sounds like a goth film you nonse,stop makin shit up an get a life you weirdo an stop slating peoples video wank fest

  • LOL...You can't even spell it can you!!! Phall is a fucking shite meal for friday night drunken chavs like yourself, drunken chavs with severe learning difficulties also like yourself!! I myself am a very cultured well learned English chap with a top hat and a hanky in my top pocket! Satans ahses is a curry & is the worlds hottest so go fuck your cripped arse mother over a can of your dead sisters vomit whilst your dog licks your dads balls who is in turn fist fucking your paraplegic brother!

  • cant spell haha you downsyndrome head,some gothed up gimp who's tried to spell vampire but spelt it vempire and tried to rip me about spelling haha what a nob moletsorer,you obviously know fuck all about the food or our country you wrongen,not only do you make your self look a complete cunt,you sound like your a 10 year old with fuck ya mother an daddy talk,grow up an pull that cross from your arse that you use as a dildo,im british too,get off the dole go to college and learn something retard

  • this lad in this video is just trying to show off.whats the point of eating phall if you dont enjoy it.hes struggling you can see,just eat vindaloo mate

  • theres a new one out up here in the north east the indians call it ula phall think thats how ya spell it.you can only get it in certain curry houses.i used to go to a lovely indians in whitley bay,the staff were amazed at how easy i could eat phall.the cook came out 1 day and i said i thought phall was suposed to be hot (taking the piss out of him) he says next time you come here ill make you a curry not for english gentleman hahahaha next time i went fook me it was steaming hot

  • join "if you can eat a PHAAL your hardcore!!!" group on face book!!!!

  • Did he finish it in the end? What was the morning after like?

  • not bad with meat or spices mate all incuded!

  • wow i gota try that one man, hey in the UK are the indian takeaways mean with the meat? over here they are you get a load of rice & the meats somewhere in the juice..LOL

  • ive been eating hot currys for years.phall is easy to eat..this guy looks like hes not used to hot currys.you cant just eat phall straight away you need to build up.starting with madras then vindaloo once your used to vindaloo its time to try phall.a real curry eater can eat phall out of the pan without mixing it with the rice

  • ibanez put a vid up then i dont see ya doing it ,believe me you talk shite phall is hot as fook all i can say is have a taste instead of listening to people like iban a proper phall like this is bearly edible and ''THIS GUY'' is use to hot currys can promise that ....

  • yeah im might of exagirated a bit about it being easy to eat.but ive been eating phall for years and can eat it no problem THAT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE.theres 1000's of people eat phall its no big deal.tell your mate to eat it on its own,no rice or anything just the phall :-)

  • i had a phall out the pan last night, ive not stopped sweating since.

  • dougy your a wrong un if you had actually had a phal you'd be able to explain it in better words than that fuck face and thule1488 just for a taster next time ya in curry house hav ya curry as normal but ask for just the phal sauce as a dip for ya poppadom just as a start ,beleve me when i say i aint even reached a madass yet call me a pusy but i cant ever see myself eating a phall.............

  • ive had one of those and i ate it with no problems except i was sweating like a peado in a playground at playtime but am lookin for the next hottest thing

  • i can put madras's away like theres no tommorow and thinki could prob handle a vindaloo but i havent got the balls for a phal yet untill ive done the vindaloo and come away unscathed.... i mean are they reall that bad... i can see myself tackling one almost no probs

  • shaun and the berk cleric couldnt eat ready brek............

  • Mentalist.

  • MY CAT EATS PHALL

  • Lol i love phall. it makes me feel like a real man eating one, or a real indian man that is, even though im white. but whatever... i jus ordered one from the shop before muahahahaha im hungry :(

  • Puff! I eat phall all the time.

  • Even your piss hurts coming out if it`s a really good phall.

  • lager wont save u :D good job tho

  • ring of fire tonight lads.

  • you not wrong but thing is this is the incredible hank lector he eats fire sticks for breakfast no lie and seriously he has a phall at least twice a week badboy pot noodles everyday i dont eat hot food and also never use shitehouse after him lol

  • Nothing but bravado.... :P

  • too hot to enjoy it by the looks of it,bet it seemed like an hour before your beer got to the table to cool it down,no chance he`d have pulled that night after tellin a bird he ate that,she`d be too scared he done a spud from trainspottin and shat her bed haha,bet his farter was like a japanese flag in the morning,respect man!!

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