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  • Es un Caterham

  • d3k1n9... that was probably meant to translate to deking...

  • I'm sure this has been asked before, when will this show get on Stitcher?

  • boo comercials

  • Bruce Lee still won that fight lol

  • Did you know Chuck Norris used to sell paper? but by sell I mean kick and by paper I mean babys.

  • There'ya!!

    Already signed to FLDetours.

  • The Defender isn't a Sports Utility Vehicle! It's certainly a Utility Vehicle but it is not sporty.

    Sport kind of implies speed, which isn't the Defender's strength; agility, adaptability and, well, strength are.

    Hope Land-Rover isn't dumb enough to do away with the Defender - it's their only off road utility and it would leave them in a "the emperor's wearing no clothes" situation.

    I don't think modern regulations would let them market a vehicle as suited for work .

  • the scary thing is, they predict that the next model defender will share the same platform as the discovery and have independent suspension.

  • the Lexus "LFA" should be called "LMFAO", its 400 grand!

  • Ahahahahahahaha, you get 100 points!

  • My underwear, always fresh, every day.

  • Derek's endless supply of distracting shirts never ceases to amaze me

  • okey i loved the end nuclear bomb just kept comming

  • Great video. That sucks that the Defender is dead. It was a great SUV. Hopefully Land Rover doesn't gussy it up.

    And the Chuck Norris Nuclear Bomb vid was great. If you guys wanna laugh check out "Chuck Norris Starring Contest".

  • dudes what happend wheres today episode

    plz dont tell me u stop the show ,

    this show iz freakin tight its like mornig coffee to me. ... what i mean to say iz this iz 1 trippy ass show . allways fresh every day .. give us fast lane daily

  • that wasnt even a roundhouse

  • what an epic ending!

  • the Mercedes G class should name itself the G-String.

  • have fun on ur cruise Derek...

  • FAIL.

  • you guys should keep everything on one channel

  • who uses dunce

  • I just want to know if thats a sock in your pants, or are you really packin some heat?

  • chuck norris is sooooooo played out.

  • secret submissive female seeks man with a plan to eat a van, down by the river

  • Btw. what happened to the Chevrolet Volt?

    a year ago everywhere i just read about the Volt

    now not even one single word.

  • Killing Defender?

    Not possible

    redesigning it highly possible

    I don't really like Japanese cars but that Lexus looks really nice....

    Alpina B7 awesome...

  • just a comment of your section on commenter of the week even if it is used on track the lack of a windscreen could be a problem dose anyone remember felipe massa crash a few weeks back lets hope the dealer supplys a good crash helmet with the car

  • police are USELESS when it comes to stolen vehicles- my wrangler was stolen from MCC while i was in class- i went to the CAMPUS POLICE STATION and it took them 2.5 hours to write a report after driving me around the lot to make shure i diddnt forget where i parked. 3 and a half weeks later they found my car in a hotel parking deck with no interior- ciggerette burns all over it and 500 miles added onto my odometer .. oh yea, i filled my tank that morning.

  • the campus police found your car? damn, they good!

  • and way out of thier own jursidiction- I imagined it to be kinda like Die hard but instead of Bruce Willis you have a 40 year old overweight woman with a wig saving the day. mabe Reginald VelJohnson had somthing to do with it. jackass.

  • onstar.........

  • wasent invented yet.

  • i was just kidding you couldn't have onstar in your car it's not a GM made car it's a jeep lol

  • really? diamond crystler doesent offer onstar?

  • its daimler chrysler you fool ..... not diamond crystler

  • whatever that company sucks balls anyway.

  • not that i know of unless onstar started horring it's self out when it first came out it was on GM cars only and i'm pretty sure it still is only GM

  • lol Chuck Norris

  • Killing the Defender is a very, very stupid move from Tata. "Defender" is a ready-made brand. It's a synonym for durable and solid motoring. It takes decades to build such a brand. Killing it because of stupid US laws is absurd. Why not redesign so that it complies with safety regulations. Mercedes-Bend G-Class is pretty much the same story - and MB are not killing it because of Yankee laws... Dumb move Tata!

  • is nissan stupid? lol their EV car goes 99.4 miles... then u gotta charge it again... thats not practical HAHAHA

  • ahaha chuck norris bit was funny

    bruce lee was way better though

  • The Defender rocks...

  • *Comment Of the Week*

    Fastlane daily is bad ass

    derek deangelis is a douche bag

  • was that part from a movie?...which one?

  • you talk too much derek.

    bring back trish and let her shake her booty .

    promise you more people will enjoy it than your crap

  • Yeah, I miss the gals too, but Derek's grown on me.

    Sure, his sense of humor can be a little corny, and he's said some pretty callous stuff about a certain state in the west, but at least he's a car guy. I mean, he bought a Solstice GXP, for crying out loud.

  • lol i farted at the end

  • HONDA SUCKS!!!! that's what i think

  • you're wrong lol but entitled to your opinion

  • Last!

  • Hahahaha brilliant

  • i mean who want to buy a leaf its slow and it looks like the designer used leaf to design it i think the guy that thought well lets put it into production is dweeb

  • it's seriously economic. great for going to work

  • yeah all these newer cars claim to get great gas mileage...ha....considering all the crap cars are required to have noqadays sure but look back to the 80's and the crx hf....it was a fun great handling car and it got close to 60 mpg if you had the manual trans

  • FAIL ON YOUR PART! Bruce Lee killed him in that fight, so that means getting hit by chuck norris wont result in a nuke, its what happens if you try to Chuck Norris round house kick Bruce Lee.

  • That Dumbass if he was gonna do that he should have test drive a better faster car

  • Best Freak'n ending ever!

  • How many consecutive years must the internet rumor mill let me down with false hope of a RX-7, like a sick joke that I fall for every time. To Mazda: I'm not buying a RX-8. How many years can I blame Ford's stake poor sales in the 90's for the RX-8 getting beaten by the 350z. It's ruining the image of a low displacement race-bred engine with poor reliability on anything other than a track that you've previously devoted your resources to establish. I guess I can blame the economy this time...

  • The word "and" should be between "stake" and "poor". Adding a rotor or turbo would be nice for the RX-8 for an appropriate price, but maybe the real message here is The RX-7 should end at the FD so its perfection isn't ruined by the skyrocketing emission and safety regulations, even though the gentleman's agreement has been broken for the most part. A car with looks rivaling a Viper, handling rivaling Porsche, sub 3000lb. car with enough power to beat its rivals for under 40k may be impossible.

  • D you synced that blast wave blow out pretty well

  • LOL CHUCKNORRIS PART WAS FUNNY

  • Look up "Land Rover" you dweeb!! "Starting in 1948"...Didn't exist till 48!

  • Why is it called Fastlane Daily? Shouldn't it be called Fastlane Business Days?

  • who gives a shit

  • The fact that you took time to read my comment and respond shows that you do.

  • Hey FLD, everytime i see those crazy car images you have, like the one on 4:27 or the one on 4:30, i wonder: Where the hell do you get those crazy images? the are FTW! :P

    Plus, they make your program really "graphical", good thinking ;)

    PS: Derek D you rock dude ;)

  • i have a question, i notic that no one ever gets commentor of the week from friday episodes. there is some good comments on fridays. why didnt the salesperson like text somebody from his work or something, or punch him in the face i mean its kinda hard to kidnap someone while driving a car considering they have to focus on driving to. i mean i would feel pretty retarded if i let someone kidnap me while driving a car.

  • i luv the defender to . and nuthing is like getting round house kicked in the face by chuck Norris

  • That wasn't a round-house kick

  • yeah your right its reverse round house kick or something cant remeber been a year

  • The Defender pioneering the SUV market?? HA...The American jeep really started it all when they developed the Jeep Wagoneer in the early sixties. There were several attempts by Jeep PRIOR to that..the Jeepster is one that comes to mind. The English industry was in tatters after WWII.....leaving the Americans with the surpluses of Jeeps to dominate the 4X4 demand. After the WWII supply was used up Jeep produced vehicles for the budding 4X4 market.

  • the defender is and always will be the original purpose built offroad SUV around even before the second world war. Jeeps are the first American Offroad SUV. Jeeps are great but the defender was around first...and most of them still run.

  • derek my man, u gotta shave lol!!! ur awesome

  • i thought i was watching a car show not a cooking show. where did this catfish come from?

  • it does look like a catfish

  • Who goes on a 4 day cruise to the Bahamas?

    Why not spend like a week?

  • I think teh commentor of the week said DE KING but with numbers

  • the Defender is the only SUV that can still hold its value....what a great SUV

  • uh, the kick in that movie is not a roundhouse kick. it's a back spin kick.

  • I love the defender! To bad we cant buy them in the states!:(

  • what happens when you test drive a car in massechussets and end up half away across the countery? vtec kicked in yo!!!!

  • the lexus lfa will eat your children

  • you caught me...i was lip syncing...

    i also wonder what he thought of the accord

  • that roundhouse kick atom bomb effect is soooo true. Good one DD. enjoy the cruise

  • hkjedhfdkdshfqrtguieeeeeeeeeee­eargeuiagaure

    im frinking drunk, from gernmany and I love deek d! plus why the heck does land rover want to replace the defender?? just to make ist sellable in the us? USA sucks ass! hahaha

  • Why can't that guy "test drive" a BMW M3? I mean for crying out loud, I can schedule a test drive right on there web-sit. That gives me time so say "good buy" to my family.

  • i heard about that crazy car thief on the radio ... fuckin stupid

  • the honda accord sucks ass,it's design is outdated.

  • haha that guy who attempted to steal the car even looks pretty stupid and that chuch norris roundhouse kick was hilarious

  • Derek his name reads De KIng get it

  • Did you guys see the Land Glider? I really like it :)

  • OK.. First - the BMW 7-series was always a bit ugly.. It just got a whole lot uglier.

    The Katerham 175 (or whatever it is), is underpowered. They already proved that they can slot a V8 in there and give it 500 horsepower, which beat Veyron around Top Gear test track.

    And man did the "roundhouse" video crack me up! :P

  • A ambulance shouldn't be a Nissan. Mercedes/Dodge Sprinter, GMC/Chevy Express, or Ford Econolines are better ambulances then a Nissan.

  • 92nd

  • Have fun on your cruise lol.

  • i know that aleh kot thought the accord is great for long distance drives and has great fuel figures. he just thought it was a bit too expensive and didn't like the salesmans attitude for running away half way through the sale

  • Comment Of The Week right here..... COTW!!!

  • Derek D is so f*ing hot!!1

  • Is Caterham pronounced "Kay-ter-um" or "Katt-er-ham"?

  • I thought it was the second one, but Microsoft Sam says KATT-er-um

  • hey D I saw a baby blue gallardo lp560 with a three foot tall spoiler and 35 inch rims it was UGLY i talk to the guy the spolier adds a extra 24 mph

  • if I was the honda salesman, about the time we crossed through michigan, i would work up the nerve to ask: "Soooooo... you thinkin' 'bout buyin' it?"

  • i micheal jordaned that dish x]

  • D, my kids want to know if the kick really did that:) that was great,I said yes girls Uncle Derek is dead now and its chucks fault.

    we watch you every day,cause you're fast and you're fresh,Now your an uncle to them

  • that was a lame ass COW

  • (6:20 mark) god daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

  • the comments they pick for the commentor of the week are so lame.

  • range rovers fucking suck....not cosmetically but technically they break down easily and are expensive to fix

  • VERY TRUE ..but the Defender just like the Land Cruiser pick up , which i don't know if you ever saw in action , are robust off roaders . In these cars an A/C & seats are an options but throw them anywhere & they work . You could see them in the military , farmers & enthusiasts . If i could spend the extra 10,000 JOD i'd get one but my Lexus GS450 is what i need to get to uni daily so ....maybe if my next deal pulls through

  • they f'd up the range but made the land rover a superb off road vehicle. my uncle owns a range and told me that its having some problems with one of the hoses and the transmission but he said he might sell it and get a land rover.

  • correction. 74th.

  • not quite lol

  • argyle  the pattern of champions!

  • Uh thats NOT a roundhouse kick Chuck Norris performed.

    It's a wheel kick. Add that to your book of fail. ok ok, it's the angry catfish coming out. chill.

  • I know very little of the Land Rover Defender. Nice-looking machine, even in this day. Wait... test driving a car, by going from western Massachusetts to southern Wisconsin? This Aleh Kot needs to be locked up and fed Spam (the meat) in the slammer. Caterham is a fantastic car company with amazing cars. Aplina's just bad ass. Nice Nissan zero-emission cars. That CoW was cool, as I have no problem with the RSIII. Have a great weekend!

  • To kill the the car my mother gave birth to me in ( the defender) is to be a DOUCHE-KITTEN!!!!! DONT BE A D-K ( for short) LANDROVER!!!! we need this car ....its a testiment to what is good and true at Landrover!!! No More lr3, lr4 ,lr56.99 ringe rovery sport hump mobiles!!!!! we want good true mother moving birth buggys!!!!!!

  • fuck chuck norris. bruce lee ripped out his chest hair and snapped his neck.

  • and yet, whose still alive today?

  • Does it really matter that hes republican? If I had as much money as he does I would probably be a republican too. And FYI Chuck Norris did compete in and win international tournaments the same can not be said about Bruce Lee. But Im not choosing sides either. They have both been key parts of bringing martial arts to America. Besides if it wasnt for Chuck Norris our country would have certainly been over run by communist by now.

    P.S. it sucks about the Defender

  • why does that matter? just because he's dead, it means he's not the greatest?

    Lee died from a drug interaction (read: Heath Ledger) of 2 painkillers that he took for a headache. its not like Chuck actually killed him in a fight.

  • bruce lee wins that fight so haha FLD fail

  • That new Accord looks like a Passat, i prefer the old one.

  • Best ending ever!! Especially dd getting blown away. Haha

  • sweet 16 hours and no cop persuits....maybe i should jack a honda

  • i love the randomness of this show

  • Your brother just called -- he said "I love you!"

  • fuck you....nah just kidding wassup fld dudes keep on doin wat u do

  • lol - great show (zero cussing!)

  • It'll be a sad day in the midland when the last Defender rolls of the line.

    As sad as the day that Nigel Mansel, Britain's greatest F1 driver of all time, Shaved of his trade mark 'Tache and went stateside.

  • nice effects

  • Best episode, yet! Have fun in the Bahamas, D!

  • Lockerz, the great new site for free stuff! Only one problem...you can't join....unless you get invited. If you want a free invite,message me with your email.

  • please?

  • how did the guy not get away when he had to stop for gas?

  • the windshield thing - you've got a HELMET so that your ears and eyes stay effing intact.

  • Someone may have said this already but... that wasn't a roundhouse kick >_>

  • that wasnt?

  • It's a reverse hook/crescent kick in americanized martial arts.

  • yo derek why were you giggling so much :3?

  • hahahahaha y loled so much with the chuck norris roundhouse kick

    im stil laughing !!!!

    hahahaha

  • Copping mad stylez. AWE YEAH.

  • I wish they would get rid of that into, because I don't know what "compin mad stills" is supposed to mean........

  • Hey double D do u have like a.d.d. or something .....U cant stand still and always swayin to get on your tippy toes lmao

  • AHAHAHAH!!!!! LOVE THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! derek u awsome... may chuck norris roundhouse kick all those who offend you in the face.

  • Nissan is already taking reservations for their EV's

    The Volt is still Vaporware.

  • Will they ever really build the Volt? I also heard that it was going to cost more than 20 thousand dollars more than what they thought it would initially.

  • I dont know but I really liked it I wish they eventually build it..

  • Lexus LFA .............. F

  • i see that nuke scene was ripped from a bbc documentry on hiroshima

  • I think it was pretty unnecessary, don't you?

  • i suppose but the more pressing matter is the defender...

  • I prefer the H1 that was killed in 06/07 anyways, though it is quite sad.

  • Same here that kind of killed the joke

  • get raped Aleh Kot.....

  • GOT DAMMIT when he said "AND FINALLY NISSAN HAS CONFIRMED....." the first thing that came to mind was OMG NEW SILVIA?!??!?!?! .... fucken leaf!

  • pretty soon the gtr is gonna be green then viper even corvette being green is the money maker so i guess all us normal people can say it was fun while it lasted

  • I'm gunna miss the sound of the V8.

  • I feel your pain. Mazda came out with yet another Nagare concept, this time they actually based it on a car they might actually build (Mazda 1), but what percent of people frequent automotive forums wanting a Nagare Mazda 1 to debut at the TAS more than anything else?

  • kot is german for feces

  • wow that tokyo motor show was hella boring

  • My question is why he didn't try to steal something cooler?

    Don't get me wrong, Accords are nice and all, but if I was gonna risk my hide on a stunt that asinine, I'd go for a Porsche or something.

  • Well you know, the Accord is the kind of car you drop 22s and drive after a bottle of grey goose!!!!

  • Maybe the Porsche dealership turned him down for a test drive, and he wanted an inconspicuous car with good gas mileage. He did make it too far for Grand Theft Auto and Kidnapping without a tag and being a fugitive already. I agree with you though, if I stole something to get caught I would steal a Porsche or Corvette and drive as fast as I could until I crashed or ran out of gas.