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  • Yes

  • Filtered through diamonds? That shit is BALLA son!

  • [narrows eyes] Can't tell if they're trolling...or just complete morons.

  • I'd try it if it didn't come in that skull bottle. :-)

  • I'm drinking it now. Mmmmm

  • This certainly explains why it costs so much

  • I'll stick with my bottle of Stolichnya

  • What incredible BS. Vodka is vodka.

  • @troopie091 that's silly... that's like saying "cars are cars." Of course they aren't... you shouldn't post things in public. lol

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  • 6:00 Why isn't it QUINTUPLE distilled, Phil?

  • OK, I've just stumbled across this, so can someone please tell me if this is a joke that I don't get? Out of context it's hard to tell. Either way, I know I'm laughing.

  • I love Dan Aykroyd :)

    I'm 12 and one day my English teacher (I'm Dutch) asked the whole class who their hero was. My friends all answered Beyonce, Justin Bieber, Kristen Stewart etc. Then I said Dan Aykroyd. No-one knew who he was :(. He has done more great things Justin Bieber could ever accomplish. Scriptwriter for SNL and Trading Places, maker of The Blues Brothers and Ghostbusters, a succesful actor and extremely handsome :)

  • @Hollandblauwegirl He such an underrated actor.

  • so many words to just sell some vodka. lol

  • My bottle talks to me after a couple of shots

  • You sir are one crazy sob, but yer vodka aint bad.

  • hahaha Dan's the man

  • My girlfriend's uncle was showing off the bottle he got for christmas and then the next day I get one from my family! Awesome stuff! Dan's the man!

  • Akroyd + Shatner hosting Weird or What = Mind explosion

  • Quadruple distillation for the Nation. Just bought two more skulls. Love Newfoundland vodka and the bottle is sweet. Thanks Dan. Thanks Phil.

  • great stuff and great looking bottle! merry christmas to me

  • I just got my Christmas gift... a Crystal Head vodka bottle SIGNED BY DAN AYKDROYD! I love my fam bam.

  • This bottle is amazing. I've seen in the store I go to mainly and I love it because my brother likes vodka and he likes skulls so it was a perfect idea for him so then I asked my mom and she said no because it was 53 dollars but unknown she thought that was expensive but that was a low price for the bottle... Love this fucking bottle it's amazing

  • they should of put weed in it.

  • Just finished my first glass Crystal Head Vodka. Absolutely the best vodka EVER!!! This stuff is as strong as it is legally allowed, yet taste closer to pure water than alcohol, My only complaint is that, I wish it was cheaper. I don't know who Mr. Akroyd hired to run his still, but he hit a bullseye. It is now likely, that after time goes on, Dan will be remembered more for his achievments in vodka than his acting success. This vodka is no gimmick. I will be buying another skull.

  • DAN! fellow July 1st birthday boy....amzing, when I seen Herkimer Diamonds in this video, Im impressed. To this day, my number 1 piezoelectric quartz...the Herkimer, has immense clatrifying properties. I sold crystals for years, and made sure people took thier "amplifiers" with them with whatever stones I hooked them up with. Next July !st, on our birthday, I will buy a bottle and raise a glass for you...thanks Dr. Akroyd.

  • What to put in this bottle? Johnnie Walker Black! #acceptnosubstitutes #riphitch

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  • At 3:33 he says a word that makes me think of Willem Dafoe's hilarious rant in a famous Mark Brian movie. if you know the word im looking for. Thumbs this up

  • Filtered with crystal diamonds. That's a good one. Whatever Zalinsky. You should stick to brake pads. lol

  • I'm Dan Akroyd, and I like to to drink vodka laced with cheeseburgers.

  • @kk1417 LOL!!

  • "symbology", to quote william dafoe, "i believe the word you're looking for is symbolism, symbolism."

  • Bought a bottle today in a gift set complete with two skull shot glasses for 50 bucks. Looks awesome

  • @TheLoneWolf1124 where did you get it!?

  • @Ahneeq i got it from a kappys in Massachusetts, but any kappys should be selling the same type of Christmas gift set thingys 

  • That whole script was memorized and performed without a flaw, and he's 60 years old. The bar my father owns has 12 bottles of this stuff displayed on a very cool looking custom made case that the distributor provided. We sell it for $60 per bottle and $6 per shot/drink. We sell a ton of this stuff. It's great vodka, but no better than other premiums. The bottle is the deal maker. My brother made an awesome bong out of one. My mother keeps her bath salts in one. Lots of uses!

  • Bought it for the badass bottle, would never pay for it again. Look up Sobieski. Great vodka without the ridiculous marketing and equally ridiculous price.

  • wow dan aykroyd be fatter. what happened dude

  • @Americanrocker777 It is called getting older dude.He looks damn good for a senior citizen.

  • Filtered through Diamonds... LOL.. nice marketing scheme. There is no impurity a diamond can't remove!

  • Dan Akroyd knows the way to my heart, "invisible worlds" and "vodka."

  • Wadka makes you Womit, but I'm buying one for my son, just not for me....

  • buy vodka se aliens. SOLD!!!!!

  • 8 minutes of wonderful and exhilarating talk by Dan Aykroyd (and Phil Power of the Newfoundland Liquor Corporation) explaining why the mythos of the bottle is so great, relating to the deep fascination and sensibilities involved in the worship of human skulls and why the triple Herkimer diamond filtered spirit is nothing short of perfect, yet I'm still debating myself on whether or not I should be paying an additional 18 bucks on the vodka.

    This is how I know I'm a cheapskate.

  • the canadian guy's voice puts me to sleep lol

  • this was good stuff, goes great with with ginger ale

  • Dan,This is the best vodka in the world gets ya drunk prety quick too why is it so expencive

  • Dan, what power is ther in getting stinking drunk

  • It also makes a great bong!

  • i had a dream dan akroyd was telling me bill murray doesnt believe in anything

  • I have been in Alcoholics Anonymous for 20 years, and after fighting in Vietnam and loosing my leg. I sold my dads grave at Holy cross Cemetary. To buy some of this fantastic Crystal Skull Vodka. Since they I got a second morgage on my familys 30 year old house from Wells Fargo and currently living in a trailer park.

  • The monopoly LCBO won't put it on their presious little shelves.. DOWN WITH LCBO!!

  • From the crystalheadvodka website:

    A quadruple-distillation process made Crystal Head as pure as vodka can be, but the quest for an almost mystical purity continued. As a final stage, the liquid was filtered through 500-million year-old crystals known as Herkimer diamonds. These quartz crystals are found in very few places in the world, including Herkimer, New York and regions in Tibet and Afghanistan.

  • Hey "obie1952",

    Herkimer diamonds are well known to MOST people to be simply quartz. Akroyd didn't name them, it's the people who first discovered them that named them because they are clear like diamonds and only found in Herkimer. EVERYONE calls them Herkimer Diamonds because that's what they've ALWAYS been known as.  Akroyd's company is not trying to "pull one over" on people if that's what you're trying to insinuate?! Nitpicker,GEEZ.

  • I hope you all know this is one heck of a sales pitch...

    case in point - we have been to the Herkimer "diamonds" ...and if you notice, I have diamonds in italics! the Herkimer 'diamonds' are actually just very hard quartz, folks. They even tell you that there....but it is brief revelation and people hammering away at the mines still continue to search for their 'diamonds'..omg.

    So, I guess it boils down to how enticing you can pitch your sale w/o lying.

  • Available at DUTY FREE crossing back into CANADA at Vancouver, B.C. and Washington state border crossings. IT IS sooooooo smooth!!!

  • godamn that must be a nice vodka

  • Willem Dafoe: Symbolism!

  • does it make u feel weird? =P i feel weird atm (drinking the skull)

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  • newwfonlon aye!

  • sell out

  • I drank some of this last night. God damn, it was so nice.

  • I never thought Ellwood would make his own vodka! Fortunately they sell it where I work, a grocery store.

  • I hate vodka but I'm still going to buy a bottle

  • I bought a bottle without knowing the company was owned by Dan. I used the empty bottle as my mouthwash container, and keep it on my bathroom counter. I have noticed my breath has been noticeably "minty-ier". now I know why!

  • This video should have been 15 second long: I made vodka and put it in a fucking skull. Buy it

  • The crystal heads are all hoaxes you jackass

  • This needs to be edited down to about 4 seconds to eliminate the unfunny parts.

  • Dan Aykroyd is so fucking awexome.

  • Quadruple distilled?! what kind of lazy shit is that?!!! i want my vodka Quintuple.. NO.. SEXTUPLE DISTILLED!!!!

    hmm that may be the voka talking, 0_o continue as you were people

  • Awesome Wadka.... in a way cool bottle!!!!

    When are you coming back to T.O. to do another signing Dan?????

  • Dan is a good pitchman ---- but I wish they would make Ghostbusters 3 already!

  • I was waiting for him to pour the vodka into a Bass-o-matic blender, throw in some fish and ice chunks from Newfoundland - blend it all up - and down a Vodka Cod Smoothie. LOL!

  • my kids will love this, after I finish the vodka

  • I can't wait to try it, the bottle alone would be worth it. Love you, Dan, you've been a hero of mine since the 70's. Best Wishes for good health, safety, love, peace, prosperity and happiness always!

  • a serving of crystal head tripple herkima diamond filtered newfinland deep aquifa pure spirit vodka

  • Holy shit, the Crystal Head is causing Dan Aykroyd to channel Billy Mays. It must be an amazing product.

  • I seen the little skull bottle sampler at the liquor store & bought it just for the bottle buy I got home and instead of pouring out the vodka I sipped some & loved it so much I am going back for the big skull which I believe was around 40 dollars & well worth it for the amazing vodka & the awesome bottle as well

  • where can i buy this in europe?

  • I just Met Dan today in Arizona.... Got me a picture with my kids and a signed bottle of Crystal Head. He also signed whatever we brought lol Some Printed Pics from the Movie The Great Outdoors..!! :)

  • Sweeeet! I can't wait to get my hands on this cool bottle and try some of Dan's vodka.

  • Even when he is spouting utter shit Akroyd is mesmerising, guy should run for office.

  • JUST SELL YOUR VODKA KROYD!

  • SCOOP!

  • Neat, but can I buy an empty bottle? Vodka is for ladies.

  • @jimmyleg5 Russians*

  • "I'm Dan Akroyd." And I am suddenly paying very close attention.

  • the crystal skull was made in the 1930's with a diamond tipped tool.....

    Dan is nuts.

  • does he talk to his wife like this?

  • @anonymouslol He can talk to me like that anytime!

  • Never would of guessed in a million years that Dan Aykroyd was behind that kickass skull bottle at my local liquor store.

  • vodka is awful compared to some of the similiarly priced ones at your local liquor store. Yea it comes with a skull head so you can throw it at someone when you're done with it.

  • That was not hilarious. I'm very disappointed in you, Mr. Aykroyd.

  • I tasted this this past weekend, very smooth.

    I enjoy it. I didn't know Dan was a part of it though. I tend to stay away from celebrity type products. But this was very good. I love Rain, Stoli and this one is a good one...and yes, I love drinking vodka straight without a mix.

  • this man is my hero, idol, fave musician and actor, and im 16. i love this man, period

  • What the fuck is he going on about? JUST MAKE GHOSTBUSTERS ALREADY YOU FAGGOT

  • Ive had a bottle of this for like 4 months now. I didn't realise Danny boy was involved with it all! but now knowing i have ackroyd in my veins, my life just got that bit better.

  • He could talk about dirt and make it interesting.

  • Dan is such a pimp his carbon filter has diamonds in it!

  • I'm a recovering alcoholic. I haven't had a drink in 15 yrs. But after watching this video I stole and then sold my mothers wheelchair to buy some of this delicious looking Vodka. It was well worth.

  • @mikem497

    Welcome back to the world of drunken fun

  • 24 people who R Gozer worshipers!

  • awful vodka, good bottle.

  • @sheepyuea Clearly you dont know what good vodka is, Go get your fleischmann's vodka college boy...

  • @dilts36 actually i'm a bartender by trade, so i've got a pretty good idea of what good vodka is. But tbh, theres not that great a difference between the best and mediocre vodka's since the vast majority of people mix them with other spirits/mixers. This one has a bit of a aniseed aftertaste that i'm not a fan of (also not keen on sambuca). All down to personal preference of course

    My personal top 5: OX, rekya, kauffman, grey goose(black label), absolut level.

  • this guy is a fuckin genius

  • Call it a gimmick, call it unnecessary, call it whatever you want; the process & ideas behind it are so completely batshit-insane, I can't help but feel that my life i incomplete if I don't have this.

  • You guys ought to realize we wouldn't have Ghostbusters if not for his eccentricity.

  • uhhh wut

  • I love Dan.

  • If I were him, I'd stop talking and start drinking.

  • What stupid gimmickry. I have a distaste for the stuff already and I haven't even tried it.

  • It just came to me: check it: okay, so wacking a hunk of crystal with a chisel will shatter it .. sure. So you need some kind of fine drill or vibrating point like a tattoo gun to shape it without cracking it. So check it, where do you get those vibrations from, before electricity existed? Yo, the vibrations caused by sound waves! Which are transferable through matter. So you get some folks to hit a giant metal drum and hook that up to like a diamond point. Instant crystal skull.

  • I love vodka, I love skulls and I love Dan Aykroyd!

  • I didn't want to buy this until I saw Dan Akroyd...now I don't think I'll settle for anything else.

  • this has nothing to do with vodka....

  • its a myth triple and quadruple distilling makes make it purier. single distilling is the most pure way to make alcohol.if you distill the first mash of any spirit,it goes about 80% alcohol the rest put more and more impurites in the spirit

  • Who got the whole speech ?

  • Is this for real?

  • @xxxBigProozyxxx yes it's for real i have some my self!!

  • Shut up and make Ghostbusters 3 already!!!

  • Wow even with his vodka he speaks technobabble. Thats how you know he is genuine. I love it.

  • i got head last night. well i guess it's a skull, but you know what i mean.

  • His performance as Ray in Ghostbusters was no performance.

    I can see this as a hit with rich people. "My vodka's filtered through fucking diamonds!"

  • @escushion rent/download Best of Dan Aykroyd SNL, sure it wasn't his best performance.

  • Nucking Futs. Seriously. What happened after John died.

  • Too bad the real "crystal heads" are all fakes.

  • ULTIMATE

    BONG

  • This is 8 minutes of triple Herkimer diamond filtered Newfoundland deep-aquifer pure WTF.

  • This is one long ass vodka commercial.

  • Would have been much better with gin or whiskey.. Vodka. Pfft! ANOTHER VODKA?????

  • how many people thought this was a joke because of the tone of his voice the whole time?

  • @mikebarr1 it is a joke

  • @pepelant it is not a joke.. this is a real commercial for a real product.

  • @mikebarr1 i know but the skull found in yucatan stuff isn't real it's a joke

  • @pepelant ...hope you like it it's he point, dummy!

  • Dan, I won't buy any of your products until you apologize for "Ghostbusters II".

  • I liked him better in the blues brothers

  • Dan.. Dude.. I'd have ten of them drank in the time you're selling it to me

  • I have a few bottles of this fine vodka. 3 have never been opened. 2 have been used for mixed drinks, 1 I drink only ever over ice. Oh... and I have a number of empty skulls here, too. I call them my friends. 8D

  • Best vodka evar!

  • I don't give a shit what anyone says, this guy is my hero.

  • TRUTHFULTHINKING . COM

    I MAKE NO MONEY

  • Cost $55 in the local spic store.

  • @CrocoDuck420 FU&^ YOU why are you calling us "SPICS" ASSHOLE! >:(

  • @eris21 So you're of Latin decent?

  • @CrocoDuck420 Yes Capitan Retardo, Why Are You Saying Such Things, That Is Discrimination. What Did We Ever Do To You?!!

  • @eris21 Well you are coming to our country illegally, lowering the average median income by flooding our workforce with cheap labor, making the crime rates go up, and causing some states schools to become bilingual through forced multiculturalism.

  • @shawn3975 Well SweetHeart Im An American So Thank You Very Much My Family Came Here Legally! And Its Not Just Us That Change The Income; The Chinese, South Americans etc. ALso Do That NOT Just Mexicans And Crime Is Not Just Hispanics Its All Races Really Including Caucasians (You Dudes Are Bonkers) Its Like They Say "If You See A Black Man In Jail It's Most Likely He Fit A "Profile" But If You See A White Man In Jail, YOu KNow That Dude Did Something Wrong" LOL Its True. And We Were Here First!

  • @eris21 But despite all that your cool. XD

  • @shawn3975 You Sir Are A Dumb ass XD And Mexicans Are Fun And Thats Why All Kinds Of People Go Visit And Want To Learn Our Culture And As For The Bilingual Thing We Were Here First And We Are The Majority Minority So Learn The Language Honey ^_*

  • @eris21 lol i knew i would get a rise out of you with that.

    Well for one you were not here first the native americans were. Second why should we learn YOUR language? German is the largest ethnicity in the U.S. with about 50 million people they out number you, so shouldnt you have to learn German? My ancestors come from Sweden, what about my peoples language and culture?

    And most people in prison are black or hispanic because they commit the most crime.

  • @shawn3975 depends on the region you are in... personally i'm in texas so yes, latinos were here first, not native americans. i'm enjoying your people's culture as we speak, as i lay on my ikea bed. the media would like you to believe minorities commit the most crimes but in reality it's pretty spread, fear tactics work and you are apparently a sucker for them. yeah, german may be the largest ethnicity in the U.S.... and english is bastardized german, along with every other language. imbecile.

  • @drmofcali4niktun Ok that has to be the dumbest Youtube comment EVER!!! Various Native American tribes occupied what is now Texas wayyyy before the Spanish ever came to the American land mass. The Apache, Lipan, and Comanche to name a few. Now if you really want to get inn deep with this debate and argue that the Spanish were the first Europeans in America, guess what thats not even true. Leif Ericson discoverd it 500 years before Columbus.

  • @drmofcali4niktun Oh and btw the media does not control U.S. Bureau of Crime Statistics. I think you should look them up because in realitiy (real realitiy not the one in your head) it is not pretty spead.

  • @shawn3975 Sorry thats U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics.

  • @eris21 lol

  • @MishaPilsudski LOL Some People Are Such Dummies, I Didn't Even Want To Keep Gassing Him Up With Responses Im Better Than That Plus They Don't Shut Up Unless You Don't Respond LMAO. My Point Is Why Keep Saying Your Race Is Better, There Is Nothing In The Bible That Says "These People Will Be The "Leaders" So Yea We Are All God's Children And We Should Be Loving Each Other Not Fighting A POiNTLESS Fight. Peace And L_O_V_E

  • Tis VO is as awesome as he says...just had my first, and the bottle is a sweet keepsake

  • It would be awesome if some of the diamonds fell into ur bottle :P lol

  • I Bet That it is Expensive, does anybody know the Price ?

  • @tom902461 100$ a handle

  • @tom902461 $46...not bad considering the quality and keepsake bottle

  • When someone asks if you like Crystal Head Vodka.... you say YES!

  • Man, I bet that vodka would taste like a party in my mouth o.O

  • @bargoth125 See "Jizz in My Pants" for a better understanding of the taste

  • @sokkersweep22 Party in m mout, Jizz in my Pants... Same shit lol. The moral of the story; the vodka's damn good!

  • Didn't know he was a vodka drinker. Awesome.

  • @ojcorn89 You can always order a bottle online. Check multiple sites, prices vary; you shouldn't pay more than $50.

  • @Constansigned $45/$50 for 750ml small bottle you see in this video. $100 for the 1.75 ml bottle and bigger version of this bottle.

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