George Carlin and Bill Hicks were modern day philosophers -- making people think through humor, and forcing us to laugh at the absurdity of the circus that is "society."
George was the master of putting into words what all of us felt but were unable to articulate. He is sorely missed. The last few years would have provided him with endless material.
People in power have always just made up promising sounding words to bullshit their way through the fact that no progress is actually going to be made.
"The Bolshevik Revolution in Russia was the Work of Jewish Brains, Jewish Dissatisfaction and Jewish Planning, whose goal is to create a New Order in the world.
What was performed in so excellent a way in Russia, thanks to Jewish Brains and Jewish planning, shall also, through the same mental and Physical forces, Become a reality all over the world."
until the masses don't fall for the bullshit we will have this game of 'saying nothing' politicians go on....when WE want something different we'll have it.
the late great george carlin. says what he means and means what he says. both himself and another brilliant comedian sadly not with us now, bill hicks have been screaming from the highest mountains about governments screwing us over and that we have rights but just the amount of rights they allow us. step out of line..and u r getting whacked. george and bill. RIP.
he's a politicians nightmare! i hate watching politic's on TV, i can see right through the so called 'public servants' and it's very irritating when the people eat it up. really makes me want to vomit when they flagrantly avoid questions and give evasive and unclear answers - and get away with it! George was a very wise chap, i wish i could have talked with him :(
If I had three wishes, I'd wish that Mark Twain, George Carlin, and Carl Sagan were all ressurected and put into positions of supreme power over this country. Between the three of them all our problems would be solved by the end of the year.
All he ever did was speak his mind! People always found it so funny because they were thinking "wow, i have never thought about it like that." He was so genius that it makes everything he says is funny!
7:50..."We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back." Tony Hayward, BP CEO, now ex-CEO! Unspeakable act.
He had to work really hard to put put this piece together.He said it himsefelf that one could and should always work hard and improve whatever it is one does. And i think some of us have a geroge carlin inside us.
Most people who sees this video will think it's hilarious, have a good laugh, then return to being useful idiots and vote for the same person as last time.
@ultraUbermensch so long as liberal idiots continue supporting the corporate whore dems, we can look forward to ever decreasing representation from our plutocratic govt.
we need a REAL second party- a labor party to battle the two corporate whore parties- dems and repubs.
imagine if gorge carlin would have been president he would have help the entire world and fix all the bullshit we have now . or i hope in the near future theirs somebody how is exactly like gorge and becomes president .
"So, if you read something in this book that sounds like advocacy of a particular political point of view, please reject the notion. My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly we're doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don't confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have not interest in how they "ought to be". And I certainly have no interest in fixing them" George Carlin
George Carlin and Bill Hicks were modern day philosophers -- making people think through humor, and forcing us to laugh at the absurdity of the circus that is "society."
jasondelauro 2 weeks ago
The title is redundant. Politician is synonymous with Lying.
tylerflow 2 weeks ago 2
@tylerflow "Yelling YOU ARE A LIAR at a politician is like yelling YOU SWIM at a fish."
skb0rzn 2 weeks ago
George rocks!!!!
zooberrr 3 weeks ago
it takes a deadly command of the English language to speak and say nothing.
VolatileDisposition 3 weeks ago
simply masterpiece
TurkiyeCumhurbaskani 3 weeks ago
This was the most awkward moment in every politician's life. Even if they saw/heard this in privacy, I'm sure they all looked over their shoulders.
TonyBtheEG 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
16 polititions voted "Dislike"..........
Fred420ist 1 month ago
16 people want to put this video behind them and get on with their life...
wolferased 1 month ago
The man was a maestro of language. He is, and will forever be, a sorely missed voice in a world that needs more of his ilk...
goatboy420 1 month ago 4
Look at how far those two guys sitting next to him are leaning away from him. Yes, it's THAT heavy. lol
heymisterderp 2 months ago
oooooh man!! ... this is actually real?!!!
hopes26 2 months ago
E-P-I-C
9119ram 2 months ago 5
He's making them laugh harder on purpose, that's what i think! he IS genius!!
Cindrbell 2 months ago
G-E-N-I-U-S
ignorantswede 3 months ago in playlist Liked 15
Any politician thats worth any kind of value should pay attention to what George has to say and learn from it lol
ProtestantIRA 4 months ago 10
George was the master of putting into words what all of us felt but were unable to articulate. He is sorely missed. The last few years would have provided him with endless material.
MarkRosengarten 4 months ago 19
if chomsky was a comedian, this is what it would sound like. carlin was a maestro of seeing through political bullshit.
naughtyboymessiah 5 months ago 11
People in power have always just made up promising sounding words to bullshit their way through the fact that no progress is actually going to be made.
timberwolves100 5 months ago 6
george carlin rules
MrDeth2007 7 months ago 27
"The Bolshevik Revolution in Russia was the Work of Jewish Brains, Jewish Dissatisfaction and Jewish Planning, whose goal is to create a New Order in the world.
What was performed in so excellent a way in Russia, thanks to Jewish Brains and Jewish planning, shall also, through the same mental and Physical forces, Become a reality all over the world."
-American Hebrew, September 8, 1920
StSimonMartyr 8 months ago
This guy is awesone
Dragonfloe 8 months ago 13
until the masses don't fall for the bullshit we will have this game of 'saying nothing' politicians go on....when WE want something different we'll have it.
tobiaslarsgunnar 8 months ago 17
Poor Carlin having to censor himself in front of uninspired people.
beta447 10 months ago 36
notice how the politicians on his right and left are all leaning away from him as if they're being accused.
Bassist10288 10 months ago 113
I love the fact that neither liberals or conservatives can claim them like they so often like to do for their own cause. Especially liberals.
w900L 11 months ago 3
Whats everybody laughing about? Hes speaking the brutal truth.....
cheznar 11 months ago 42
@cheznar The truth is funny sometimes, you know.
LithuanianGuitar 9 months ago 6
We're trying to get to the bottom of this... jiu jitsu really!
tpaljor 11 months ago 2
@tpaljor Ive been thinking about what he really says there, I'm happy I'm not the only one who thinks that,;p
HyperhyperPsyCrow 9 months ago 2
110100 views... Is that some binary subliminal messaging?
Mattt8D 1 year ago 3
the late great george carlin. says what he means and means what he says. both himself and another brilliant comedian sadly not with us now, bill hicks have been screaming from the highest mountains about governments screwing us over and that we have rights but just the amount of rights they allow us. step out of line..and u r getting whacked. george and bill. RIP.
sinister066 1 year ago 12
The Morons don't even realize that they are the Clowns!
BarackHassanbinsober 1 year ago 375
@BarackHassanbinsober I think they do , they just don't care....
OscarLimaMike 9 months ago 2
@BarackHassanbinsober
i think the people they rule over are the clowns >.>
Dreamerx47 8 months ago 9
Is is most of the video or is there a great deal more, and if there is where can I can this?
devilscry01 1 year ago 5
he's a politicians nightmare! i hate watching politic's on TV, i can see right through the so called 'public servants' and it's very irritating when the people eat it up. really makes me want to vomit when they flagrantly avoid questions and give evasive and unclear answers - and get away with it! George was a very wise chap, i wish i could have talked with him :(
jaylias 1 year ago 10
does anyone know where i can find the whole video?
gninja92 1 year ago 4
Is he speaking at congress?
SmileysRevenge100 1 year ago
If I had three wishes, I'd wish that Mark Twain, George Carlin, and Carl Sagan were all ressurected and put into positions of supreme power over this country. Between the three of them all our problems would be solved by the end of the year.
Maphysto 1 year ago 33
@Maphysto Don't forget to CPR Bill hicks as well
Tyrfingr 1 year ago
1,033 Likes 2 dislikes. So even politicians tune into George Carlin.
thechurchofdave 1 year ago 15
Pinnacle Studio 10 FTW. :P
samguy175 1 year ago
Bush maybe?
PinkThinkingCat 1 year ago
i just had a beutiful vision of george as leader of man kind
ryonafan 1 year ago 13
This would be funny if it wasn't so painfully true.
Here's an 'initiative' in plainspeak: shoot a lying, self-serving, pocket-lining piece of shit politician twice in the back of the head.
George Carlin for President.
itsallinthezero 1 year ago 13
George has been my favorite since I was a child. He is an utter genius who's level of thinking is second to none. Absolutely an astounding person.
07zx14White 1 year ago 8
734:1.. Holy cow, George, there's no-one who could've achieved that rate except for you.
RogierViHarkema 1 year ago 5
1 politician disliked the video
Playa66 1 year ago 11
@Playa66 almost 800 likes and 1 dislike. 1st time I have ever seen that on you tube.
Sinooko 1 year ago 13
@Sinooko Obama dislike
gudbrader 1 year ago 10
@Sinooko Must have been a politician.
sbalogh53 1 year ago 4
He is a genius. what a guy.
cryostation 1 year ago 2
is he talking about obama lmao.
myvirusbroke 1 year ago
THATS_RIGHT_GEORGE.
QUACKSTATE 1 year ago
If ever the phrase "comic genius" applied to someone, surely George was worthy of this monicker.
bmwbmwus 1 year ago
I love Carlin. He's nothing but the TRUTH!
Where is this taken from?
holm81 1 year ago 6
gosh George I wish there are more people who had the same thinking like you
RIP
GigaMegaUltra 1 year ago 6
All he ever did was speak his mind! People always found it so funny because they were thinking "wow, i have never thought about it like that." He was so genius that it makes everything he says is funny!
3sheetz2thawind 1 year ago 10
he is a legend spoke always off the suppressed society we are slaves too. also funny sides to life
MyJim1111 1 year ago 3
amazing... just wow, George Carlin is unique as Bill Hicks. No bullshit involved unless bullshitting is an actual joke.
critical488 1 year ago 4
7:50..."We're sorry for the massive disruption it's caused their lives. There's no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back." Tony Hayward, BP CEO, now ex-CEO! Unspeakable act.
SIMKINETICS 1 year ago
Waaaaayyyy funnier than Mark Twain !!!! Please people read his books ! You won't regret it !! I promise you.
EdMaGoFa 1 year ago
the fact that they are laughing at his words shouldnt take away from the fact that everything he is saying is real. very real.
hilbillywilly 1 year ago 10
The one dislike on this video better have been a mistake.
1stindianonthemoon 1 year ago 6
the one on his left doesnt look anything like GW
Dreamerx47 1 year ago 2
rotflol, Ron Paul USA President 2012!
YoungIvyScholar 1 year ago
Awesome... I've never seen this before. Do you have the rest of the video?
attackfromtheinside 1 year ago 3
DO YOU HAVE THE FULL VIDEO??? he also talked about death and environmental issues... PLEASE!! could you upload it or send it to me?
kytos 1 year ago 3
Always tells it like it is. More than comedy.
Crankwhistle 1 year ago
I think George W Bush's brain got fried about 50 seconds into this
lionslicer9999 1 year ago 13
Wow.. Is that George W. Bush sitting on Carlin's left during the zoom-out?
Omg!
Wittgensteinism 1 year ago
R.I.P. George Carlin, he was a brilliant comedian and realist.
Gonji 1 year ago 6
He had to work really hard to put put this piece together.He said it himsefelf that one could and should always work hard and improve whatever it is one does. And i think some of us have a geroge carlin inside us.
numerrita 1 year ago 3
BAHAHAHA!!
George Carlin rocks
giggles1987 1 year ago 3
This is true of not only politicians; but football coaches who have committed numerous recruitment violations.
00ghostcobra 1 year ago
Ya know, I bet he's down there, screaming up at us. And I bet he's in extreme pain.
gavbag1234 1 year ago
@gavbag1234 give him hello when u see him "down there"
grimiznaofca 1 year ago
@gavbag1234
There is no "down there".
and if there is, a douche-bag comment like that, gets you one step closer to it...
Sunmocker 1 year ago 6
It's sooo true!! Miss you George!
mrmonkeyisland1 1 year ago
Completely BRILLIANT!
Traceoffate 1 year ago
I had to favorite this instantly! Who else but George Carlin. Definitely one of my heroes.
testostrogenitalz 1 year ago
Where is he there?
sphereballs 1 year ago
where did you find this and is there any more of it
curtdammit 1 year ago
RIP George
lmeister3 1 year ago
He is like a politician just telling the truth
Tranc0069 1 year ago
George was the greatest.
azjakeza 1 year ago
This is pretty sad that those people think that he was kidding. . .
TheDickyShow 1 year ago 15
They're laughing, but the REALLY funny thing is that he's deadly serious. He's mocking them right up front. And being applauded for it.
freethinkerdangerous 1 year ago 23
where can i watch all of this
curtdammit 1 year ago 5
Simply Genius! God bless George
boozysheep 1 year ago 8
@boozysheep joe bless him ;)
chushinryoku 1 year ago 12
@chushinryoku i bet he's down there now, screaming up at us!
R.I.P
neonfox3 1 year ago 7
God I miss George, its thing like this that I see that I realized how much we to him for granted.
spiderico82 2 years ago 10
surely you don't think you can speak for all of us
oldboy777 1 year ago
an intellectual at work
homrqt 2 years ago 10
Most people who sees this video will think it's hilarious, have a good laugh, then return to being useful idiots and vote for the same person as last time.
ultraUbermensch 2 years ago 24
@ultraUbermensch i agree
neonfox3 1 year ago 2
@ultraUbermensch so long as liberal idiots continue supporting the corporate whore dems, we can look forward to ever decreasing representation from our plutocratic govt.
we need a REAL second party- a labor party to battle the two corporate whore parties- dems and repubs.
tristramshandy3 1 year ago 3
@tristramshandy3
theres a constitutional party.
VOTE RON PAUL 2010! :D
spankythedog56 1 year ago
Salute !
smartcat001 2 years ago
great man!
AdamDLDixon 2 years ago 4
imagine if gorge carlin would have been president he would have help the entire world and fix all the bullshit we have now . or i hope in the near future theirs somebody how is exactly like gorge and becomes president .
gearss100 2 years ago 9
Haha, I hope this is meant as a joke.. for your sake.
iMaajid 2 years ago
"So, if you read something in this book that sounds like advocacy of a particular political point of view, please reject the notion. My interest in issues is merely to point out how badly we're doing, not to suggest a way we might do better. Don't confuse me with those who cling to hope. I enjoy describing how things are, I have not interest in how they "ought to be". And I certainly have no interest in fixing them" George Carlin
help the world?
HE WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THE NUCLEAR LAUNCH CODES!
Dreamerx47 2 years ago 4
Where is this speech from?
Jugglable 2 years ago 11
+1!
ALEXTASY123 2 years ago
If I remember correctly, this was his addressing the National Press Club at their dinner in 1999.
darkyoda 2 years ago 4
He really knew that it's not what you say, it's how you say it. So he conveyed really true ideas, and said them without being an extremist buffoon.
southblockSOS 2 years ago 23
Carlin was so intelligent, always so articulate and very eloquent. More importantly, he was great at spotting bullshit. I miss him.
BringingTheLULZ 2 years ago 1270
Don't miss him, we ARE him. We're still here, you just gotta look, and we're not going anywhere.
TuckmanJiggityJones 2 years ago 7
No, I'm pretty sure HE was him, and we are we.
dimogoblin 2 years ago
@BringingTheLULZ AHAHAHA eloquent?
He's eloquent here, but not always...
tamyprincipessa 1 year ago
@BringingTheLULZ didnt know he passed on. r.i.p Carlin.
mrswartz 1 year ago
he is a genius
elkadoui 2 years ago 12
I remember this...vaguely. Is there anymore on here?
glitched731 2 years ago
Anyone know where this is from?
jamesnm21 2 years ago 5
Love this guy... he's a REALIST... Truth, truth, truth.
realistforlife 2 years ago 406
Can you tell me from where this comes from?
freakaxel 2 years ago 6
I would like to see the rest of this also
bloodofgonzo 2 years ago 7
hilarious
azmatzuberi 2 years ago 3
and true!
Lingerfoot 2 years ago 4
OMGosh SOOOO funny So Truuuuuuuue!
dovecry2 2 years ago 8