KFC Double Down Killer Double D's

[italiankid14]

i swear to god i killed you in Fable....

[Poodleinacan]

Say "Get to the chopper!"...

[Dhashizhi]

Lol thats fucking funny.

[DorisErikssonisCRAZY]

his voice makes me want to blow a bag pipe

[pepsicokola]

5 Gravy Mittens up!

[LooKlin21]

i think people just watch you to listen to the way you say your words

[FadedLeveling]

Double Down is a trans-fatty item and is terrible , it probably is eating like 20 chicken wings

[goddecon]

@FadedLeveling your find is full of trans-fatty pseudoscience and bullshit facts... it's just a fucking sandwich

[X2wolverine]

@FadedLeveling

it's the spawn of satan.

[penguin4554]

LOL he would make a great pirate. JK he is great.

[Trollingyou2]

this guy sounds like fat bastards father.

[KEWB99]

2:35 You can get the double-down "sandwich" with grilled chicken too.

[snorlax140]

@KEWB99 Even so if it's grilled, it still has a lotta fat in it considering the bacon and and cheese molded together, it's about 8 grams of fat less than the original.

[metalhead587]

you know what i hate? i hate when im sitting at my house watching tv at 2 in the morning, and a KFC commercial comes on advertising that big bucket of chicken, or the double down sandwitch. and im thinkin "Id like one of those right about now", only to find out that there isnt a KFC open within a 30 mile radious. im thinkin why the hell do they have that commercial on while the resteraunt isnt open?" thats a bit of a tease dont u think?

[CircusJaximus]

his voice makes me want to play age of empires 2

[masterfranky13]

check out my adventure with the double down taste test!

youtube /watch?v=-bxHO6NClJk

[stev0697657656358987]

you guys should all fack off and die this guy is awsome and the sanwdich is to die for literaly you f---cks only hate him because he gopt so far off topic but basictly wat he was saying was lick my balls and try the hearth attack mandwicht you click eat dick if you cant be repectfull of peoples videos no mather the cuntry there from

[eastwood13]

GET IN MEH BELLY...Is guy for real?

[CelticReap]

@eastwood13 hes scottish u idiot sorry his accent isnt the same as ours please dont shoot us =[[

[MrRobertKnighten]

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[Sh3pardMelody]

Irish?.... Scottish?

[bucktheusa]

Popeye's chicken kicks the shit out of KFC.

Which I believe stands for "Kermit's Finger in your Chicken".

BTW: Why is the bad breath video on every single search result not matter WTF

[DanceLikeANitwit]

@bucktheusa Because it is fucking popular and google is whoring it out.

[bucktheusa]

Fired chicken instead of bread, LMFAO!

I must live in a cave. I grew up eating buckets as a kid to take to the beach (nothing like cold fried chicken with sand in your teeth).

Last time I even considered it I saw the price was like $20 for one fucking chicken! I can buy one at the store and have it gold plated for less than that!

Who can afford that crap. No wonder they are loosing their ass.

It ain't dieters, it's the 400% markup on less than stellar chicken.

[Somnioblivio]

i want to punch you in your face.

boy-o

[JadoreNien]

@Somnioblivio hahaha! like dude, the accent, 0_0

[shgirl30]

@Somnioblivio lol...That's mean!

[Mentallyill1337]

enjoyed the charlie manson reference.

[MetalPower86]

i love the irish accent!!!!!!!

[moodysoup]

@MetalPower86 I'm pretty sure it's Scottish.

[ZenIsPower]

@MetalPower86 definately scottish.

[mlceltic]

@MetalPower86 you will not be fed.

[Hazedream]

did u eat it while watching the telly??

If you need a laugh come check out "Hot Girl Gold" "Knicks Bronze" and "Zelda Silver" in my channel...enjoy

[empierwokfan101]

itts just pepole  bicth over the dumbest things

[empierwokfan101]

wtf its not deadley i had 2 so far and im still alive u pepole dont have to eat the dam sandwich

[heystupidpeople]

@empierwokfan101 keep on eating it, or rather, keep eating the grilled one. cause, u will feel so much better and healthier than u have ever felt before, seriously, i eat all meat and i haven't even gotten a cold since...i can't even remember. and i'm not fat either, ok? i swear i'm 127 pounds and 5'5"!

[kats9livesfive]

KFC is out to kill everyone..but mostly a certain group of the population that subscribes to that bad eating lifesytle.. Where are you JAMIE OLIVER..We need your help!... This is crazy..Diabetes,Heart desease,,death.. Food Revolution wars has begun. It's like the Tabacco Company putting more addictive Nicotine in smokers cigarettes. Enjoy all you STUPID people...Short lives here you come!

[davidhilton]

You are hilarious!

[richienrg]

muduuurahh

[fLiRtYcHiCk27]

SHREK!!

[RobTheGamer]

Mark are you vegetarian?

[suffragettecity1]

5 covert home decoration projects

[SkullkracKer666]

5 fried food fucked bypassed arteries

[kingkaizer20]

5 chicken breast implants out of five

[mcp893]

I still watch your videos :)

[impostergir007]

LMAO

[SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

lol i love the way to you said "murder" xD

[MavrieckII]

lol

[Pwner4Mario]

lmfao! yeah man! agreed ;)

[judkins1808]

That's 5, yes 5, of the colonels double D kfgbc (Kentucky fried, grilled, and boiled chicken) breasts.

[sinjinthule]

Shouldn't you be forced to sign a medical waiver before ordering this sandwich?

[SandmanOpiate]

Thank you for telling me what show that dude was on, it's been bugging me for weeks. All the papers in Canada just called him a 'reality show contestant' or something similar. I might have read the word 'star' but never the name of the show.

VH1, no f*cking wonder.

[slanderscribe]

I Rate this 5 Double D IDentification Drumsticks

[wblstudios]

I rated it five coronary quadruple bypases.

[emyd86]

You're really hilarious, i love your vids! 5/5 stars!

[OzaiFan]

I dunno. Kentucky Grilled Chicken is pretty good. Not as good as the fried chicken, though. There's no replacing the fried chicken. I can't be done.

Everybody else already said the ones I was thinking of...

[xxciv]

i give you the meat sweats. no certain number of meat sweats. they either happen or they don't.

[crimsonprotagonist]

Not bad, not bad, I'll give ya 3, but you need to speed it up, long pauses make me sleepy...probly all that fried food.

[spacegemini]

5 brutally masticated fast food menu items!

[blacksigy]

spot fucking on this is why I subscribe to you for vids like this FUCK FLAVA FLAVE 5 double d's

[bigclumsy]

5 non bio-degradeable chicken breast implants out of 5, Mark!

[tvnuta]

i rate this 5 fastfood induced heartattacks... 5 fastfood induced heartattacks!

[IchLiebeDichSwei]

A fun fact is that he actually WON I love Money 3. So he won 250,000 dollars before he offed himself.

[guitarchick351]

ha ha i love you

[3ootehmovie]

5 clock-medallion rocking antics out of 5

[Shlomster]

4 grease spots of 5

[sirolo1]

I give you 5 silicone DD's

[TheElephantOpera]

dammit you said it first.

[prototyrant369]

i think they named it double down because u can kill 2 people woth it ._.

[kostya121212]

5 clogged arteries out of 5

[ItalianBandit]

5 double downing dippers drunken down Davie drive out of 5

[Volkade]

5 "It's okay Mark, I still watch your videos"s

[moondreamer68]

Five coronary bypasses. No- five exploding hearts!

[standuporshutup]

wtf? i never heard about that freakin sandwhich but i know evil when i hear it! that thing sounds deadlier than a deep-fried twinkie! as for the vid, i give it 5 heart attacks between chicken breasts out of 5

[Zealant]

Man, you are a fucking riot. :D

[Zealant]

Are you missing an earring?

[jboldery]

I rate this video 5 missing earrings!

[LenaCS]

5 uuuuuuuuuh that ones

[tyrbolo]

I want a KFC University so I can wear the sweatshirt

[sonderkommando2]

hehe yeah, he's good. really good. need more!

[tiarella]

I love you and you're hilarious! More Mark Day Comedy!!! :)

[spoddie]

you've really gone downhill lately

[dan901]

5 chicken-chomping-chumps

that's 5, chicken-chomping-chumps.

Let's count how fast the number of heart attacks piles up!

[6devon6bay6]

i rate that one 5 murderous americans

[siniqdrakon]

5 heard transplants

[bmclaugh]

I've been brutally masticated!

[erin092003]

Hahahaha great job!

[ratholin]

five heart attack inducing chicken sandwiches.

Hell I actually want to try that double down sandwich now.

[bobpeters61]

That's five covert home decorating projects. Damn, I'm old! I actually got that one.

[brandonha]

I'm 18 and I got that

[kaylee0nichole]

ten. ten colonols! woo hoo!

[stevexpert]

i give it 5 #5 value meal combo's out of 5

[Lupononcrepi]

Five plethoras of poultry pieces out of five.

[TheDreadPirateJulez]

five fried chicken enduced quadrupal bypass sugeries out of five.

[guitardothroar]

How many people d'you think watch these videos just for the accent?

[HubertCumberdale22]

I know this one!

...118!

You ask: How do you know this, oh allmighty great allbenevolent superduperwhatevergreatwordyou­dliketoinserthere Hubertcumberdale22?

I anser: FOOLISH WORM, HOW DARE YOU EVEN QUESTION MY INFALLABILITY?!

[Sanyo201]

I rate this five reality shows that will hopefully never be released on national tv out of five

[ogunshi]

KFC now stands for 'Kitchen Fresh Chicken'. As if that is going to make it any healther to eat.

[vivre909]

lol Kentucky Grilled Chicken is pretty disgusting.

[DominicanaChika]

Hahaha im automatically subscribing to you after this video XD 5/5 :]

[mybigtokachi]

Gee, if we could just scrape together 3 more of us, I could give the vid

5 old, obscure, bald guys feasting on deep-fat fried chicken fat ripple ice cream.

[withthebirdillshare]

5 barcoded crispy chicken nipples out of 5

[BakedPotato1]

5/5 chewy chicken head cheeseburgers in a gravy filled bag with a side of 50 white castle sliders and a heart attack

[Rowdyeh]

5* for the baby brain colored wallpaper reference and a 5 chicken nugget chaser!

[losplatosdemaria]

You know the government wants to put implantable ID chips into all of its citizens. That's what they're pushing for. As a woman, I would like the option available for implantable ID boobs. This is obviously quite effective.

[bigjared420]

Hahaha

[Beanzi333]

5 deep fried breast implants with cheese and chicken

[gofojibwas]

"Mark, thats a reference so old and obscure, it's no wonder nobody watches your videos anymore."

LOL!

[OneUndone]

I laughed out loud at the bucket made of chicken eaten with special gravy mittens! :D Brilliant idea, and the recliner that converts to a hospital bed was an especially nice touch, very thoughtful. XD You should have been in marketing, Mark!

[shadowdasher]

i rather watch Telemundo than VH1. also im more of a POLLO FELIZ guy, wich incidentally , i think gets its commercials on Telemundo.... damn, TV marketing got me.

[1DRock37167]

5 coronary bypasses, thats 5 coronary bypasses:-)

[hyperactive7885]

The grilled chicken there is actually quite good IMHO.

Oh yeah, 5 deepfried PETA protesters out of 5.

[0xilen0]

Mashpotato Recliner!?!

Hmmm not a bad idea at all.Good job skipper,keep supplying those ideas!

[imaginarydynamite]

5 flesh covered Scottsman's beards.

[TheColombianOne]

You know what's the best type of meat I've ever had? Llama. On lasagna. I'm not making it up it's delicious!

[mulletman245]

5 deep fried llamas out of five XD

[NateTheGreat555]

Win video of course. I'm a hardcore fried food fanatic.

I'll give it 5 fantastically fattened fast food freaks.

[snugglenuts]

You need to make more videos regularly, Mr. Day. We, your loyal fans, miss you and your antics!

Good video, BTW.

[legend101zelda]

fast food = horrible, i actually quit about a year ago. Nice video, as always.

[RayAtheist]

i know people should be allowed to chose what to consume, freedom bla bla

but it should be illegal to make such foods, god damn.....why don't they sell guns for a dollar ? it would be cheaper.......

[pjnick300]

How the hell does this video have 380 ratings and 315 views?

[Furionking]

its a youtube glitch, you dolt

[pjnick300]

I realise that.

I just thought it was a little odd, jerk.

[VeronikaBlue202]

hahahaha. that was really funny. and I just love your accent.

[thedeciver]

ill give it 5 obese children out of 5

[whispers83]

"i'm not even here man... i'm not even here."

[Arcwyn]

5 badly bludgeoned bogus boobies

[nazgul60]

ill give you 4 deep kentucky fried chicken buckets

[fuzzypenguin2]

5/5 cheating colrnels

[Relyt22]

KFC could do something like what McDonald's is doing with their "365black" website, but I think there's already too many race jokes associated with KFC. I think McDonald's might be a little jealous.

[greensquall]

i still watch your videos

[halfdude]

That was a riot Mark, I loved the end when you talked about the chicken bucket! XD

[treetopteresa]

Im curious what would be considered comfort food in Scotland? Hagus? Can you imagine a shop that sold deep fried hagus?

[GeekLove100u]

Haha. You obviously don't know Scottland. You can get deep fried anything. Especially hagis. Deep frying things is their speciality. I shit you not. There are walk-in shops you can go that will deep-fry anything you bring with you. I heard lettuce was a good one but it all started with Mars Bars and a poor sense of national restraint.

[grahamkeithtodd]

the best,the absolutely Best deep fried whatever i come across in Scotland was the deep fried Curly Whirly! a true vision of heart attack inducing death by deep fried chocolate

[newbsauce11]

Why hello there Mr. Yellow Wall.

[sagemslot]

5 chicken breast implants 2 sides large pepsi and a partridge in a deep fried pear tree

[Icarus19911991]

My brother showed me that sandwich, and quite frankly it sounds gross. We both got a good laugh when we saw you had done a video on it, good job.

[joefileman]

5 large potato wedges with gravy for breakfast. It's the breakfast of champions.

[Triksta6]

5 deep fried clock necklaces made of bacon. thats 5 deep fried clock necklaces made of bacon.

[EyeOnTheTV]

I give this video 5 sets of traceable tities. I bet the guy killed himself after being so demoralized that they identified her so fast. After all he took the time to cut out her fingers and teeth and (obviously) didn't expect they'd use her fun bags.

[metalkevkdog]

love your vids,never stop making them

[danleafboy2]

Arnold Schwarzenegger = LOL

[travlinSscott]

4 deep fried silicone implants wrapped in bacon.

[Blazger]

I actually looked at a picture of that sandwich mark and lets just say me and a buddy of mine would not even wanna try that.

[johnny718bravo]

Double down chicken sandwich = The Luther

Look it up :-)

[karlamadeusmozart]

wonderful wonderful

5 deadly food bombs

[spiritualmonkey]

Five final, anguished, cholesterol-choked heartbeats..............

[PsyogiBottoms]

I think it is a conspiracy to kill Americans through cardiac arrest. lol

Next up - The Deep Fried Chicken Fat Bucket with Mash Potatoes. lol

[ProfessorZaroff]

"American fast food is beyond satire" .... ROFLMAO

[ProfessorZaroff]

Brilliant, man! Love it! I hate those fucking shows!

[kevinbrueck]

Every time I think that American fast food can't possibly get any worse for you, KFC goes and smashes another shame barrier by inventing this "diabetes explosion" of a sandwich.

Kudos Mark for shedding light on this heart attack in a box. By the by, did you know that Joe Bereta (of Berats and Bereta) is in the commercial for the new sandwich?! Small world:)

[MarkDayComedy]

I really suspect that KFC don't give a toss what anyone else thinks, as these menu items appeal to the same audience as Slim Jims.... "bravado eaters"

[noonedude101]

5 dead Ted Kennedy's. I'd say rest in peace, but I'm glad he's gone.

[TheBerryBird]

5 Vomiting BerryBirds

[lvl100pokemans]

WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE EAR GAGED?!

[MarkDayComedy]

I'm not sure. I used to have other earrings in the other ear (see previous videos) but I took 'em out....

[lvl100pokemans]

That's coo

You should gage the other one.

[xX3njoiXx]

5 out of 5 deathly demonic crunch wrap sepremes,

cuz we all know taco bell is partnering up with kfc..and its one grade up from dog food,

just a question mark, y do u have only one ear spaced? :O

[jamasianman]

5 natural eating cannibalistic serial killers out of 5

[livesimply]

Five masticating murderer's names made certain by the man- made mured mammaries inside the mountebank martyr while making an effort to manufacture mind-boggling monsrosities mirroring material that mostly matches a meal

[MarkDayComedy]

Much magic!

[CrazyCanine2001]

Oh and people do watch your videos!!!

[CrazyCanine2001]

5 failed recipes for mashed potato chairs!!!

[TheZefMan]

Ah now come on Mark! Who are you to criticise American food, when you grew up in Scotland? The Macaroni pies were nice, but that deep fried pizza just stopped short of turning me diabetic (if you're unfamiliar with Scottish fast food, I'm being serious -a whole Margarita pizza deep fried with a coating of about 2cm of lard. It was quite nice though!)

[GoWLegendDale]

Pizza crunch, deep fat fried pizza covered in batter - YUM.

[DaemonAnt]

You ever tried a deep fried mars bar? Now that's angina right there.

[TheZefMan]

I kept my eye out for them but never saw one. I thought they were a myth -like the elusive wild haggis with legs shorter on one side so it can run faster round hills (not to be confused with the urban haggis, which has three legs with suckers on them so it can climb up walls).

I will try a deep fried angina bar one day, before THE MAN decides it's too unhealthy, but I need to find somewhere that sells them first!

[DaemonAnt]

Many chips shops here in the UK sell them, bearing in mind I live in a town that is so common that swapping babies for an ipod isn't unheard of. I wish you look on your quest to find the deep fried mars bar, good chap.  God speed.

[MarkDayComedy]

How many babies is the going rate for one iPod?

[MarkDayComedy]

I used to eat deep fried pizza from the bakery (yes, the bakery...) for lunch in high school.... go team Heart Attack!

[crazyone1989]

i really like the way u say learned and murdered. its funny. do a segment on vanessa hudgenses naked pics. i h8 her but u cud make it funny

[MarkDayComedy]

I think macaroni pie was invented after I left, but i presume it's up there with the domino's pasta-in-a-bread-bowl (was that Dominoes?)

[TheZefMan]

I don't know. I've never really lived there for that long and don't go so much now since I have no family left there. It was only on a "holiday" (ha!) that I discovered the wonder of pastry-wrapped macaroni cheese; served of course in a mandatory shell of lard. I recommend it if you do see one, but I'm not sure how common they are.

[PhoeniXyz13]

I rate this video five 78% silicone super models! :D

[hevyAccel]

Ha, ha ha. Uhhh That, and, um that... and um......... The Denny's stoner picture menu I guess. (er umm [pointing] and uhhhh)

[MarkDayComedy]

I take your point, Ahem.

[manatyson]

5 worthless chicken recipies out of 5

[nowedarkstar96]

i wouldve taken a crack at the double down...if it was only 1 chicken, minus the bacon and some lettuce/tomato...tho..now im probably talking about a sandwhich that prolly exists. haha

[pslgreg]

I can't understand why people eat crap like KFC. It's served cool and dry, and if I was hungry and found what they serve in my fridge, it would go in the garbage.

[yazzerspazzer]

Wow, you know a restaurant is a problem when bread is deemed to healthy to keep in a meal. hopefully it won't be around for to long?