7 pound dildo

[onepercentmasterrace]

Thats a pretty damn small dildo.

[CtrlAltDown]

I think he got dick slapped to hard.

[apaculus666]

this made my morning...thanks for posting

[DemyxsSitarGirl]

i thought nine tails was gonna win, LOL

[IHazCodeHook]

wtf did i just watch

[HotWhipTA]

I did that to my GF the other night......she mad!

[condonland]

esto es demasiado.... jajajajja

[KryotixVids]

BAAHHHHAHAHHAHA! lol. DILDO SLAP

[gastonrbn]

Kid just got mollycocked

[mook6223313]

Pow right in the kisser!

[drako131]

haha head on head contact

[kot0564]

The guy with the dildo is such a warrior!

[MCRUBIX]

dick slapped son

[bilaba70]

Thumbs up if Fallout: New Vegas popped up in your mind.

[PlagueRiddenGoat]

Fallout 4.

[FearStrudlePastry]

This is the gayest, nerdiest thing on the internet.



[vtogvblog]

Dildo I choose you!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zenthex1234]

who the hell slaps someone in the face with a CANNON PENIS!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

I challenge you men to find something funnier than a man being hit the face with a gigantic penis.

[minidivine]

Women have these in their draws, but not these guysssss.

[kvn8907]

It's like he's fighting with a barnacle!

[ForfeMac]

Cockslapped.

[hansmoleman100]

lmfaooooooooo that was fucking hilarious!!!!

[TheCrimsonChin1995]

FATALITY

[gigas10]

omfg i love this country

[Schleyer824]

he got shroom stamped hella

[HARaaM1]

Was that a Dick chainey?

[MetaAd]

FRIENDSHIP

(with added benefits)

[MajorTharmas]

omfg i laughed so hard

[pyramidheadkitten9]

this is the first time i laughed this hard in 5 months.

[116Bears]

If only the SCA would realize that a 12" bronze cock is perfectly in line with an Inquisitor.

[iHateToRegister]

COCKSLAPPED!

[fonchogomez]

its like Man Vs Food, this challenge, Dick won LOL.

[Rannell]

thats what I aspire to do to women *_*

[guitar5man]

Now thats what I call a cockfight

[SaninKatai]

Hah. cockslap.

[daraikenu]

You got knocked the cock out!

[The1cemanCometh]

FUCKIN KID GOT MOLLYWOPPED

[multiviper]

he got cocked the fuck out!

[beyondxabilities]

DILDALITY

[Bruteel]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT KID HAS A SHIELD

[dwnrdz26]

that was amazing!! lol



[ReeToric]

Think your kid sister likes ponies a -little- too much, mate.

[Exarian]

Man, don't even TRY to get back up. You just got clocked by a yard long dildo. If that ever happens to you, just STAY THE FUCK DOWN and hope he doesn't plan on using it on you... unless that's your thing... but sand makes for terrible lube...

[olivaresjuan85]

In Soviet Russia, DICKS have defeated Chuck Norris

[cobrakoi1]

bet dats not da first cock he's had in his face

[MThangz]

that was fucking epic hahahaha

[PancakeDoom]

BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

[Captivityjuggalo]

That guy got dick slaped lmfao!!

[RobertAaronPerry]

@Captivityjuggalo So did your mom. what's the diffrence?

[sqwrrlta31stest]

If my children ever ask what life was like when I was a child, this is what I will show them.

I trust all of you to do the same.

[grtwhtbnr]

in spanish thats called "El Vergaso de Diablo"

[AdmiralSnook]

I think they were also doing it at a collage campus if you didnt notice lol

[sinkman180]

This is the greatest idea of all time

[pizza1homo]

that was a nice hit llmao

[SuperSinistAr]

In Soviet Russia cocks suck you

[DJBOYARDEE]

LMAO

[ffdad4]

POW!!!!!!!!!! Right in da kissa!

[SgtTitch]

Gets me everytime

[nzephier]

now THAT was a cock fight.

[Sirelmitt2]

now I know the true meaning of getting dick slapped lol haha

[Freetardo]

Duct tape warriors, rejoice!

[joemama142]

hey guys look what i found in my moms closet.

[aybfonzi4life]

what is this madnessssssss? they are dead serious... i like the intensity!

[jbrown2396]

FACE!

[lesh21]

X2 WHAT 1shiznit said lmao!!

[atomkobold]

Nigga got aids in his mouth !

[Sneebutle]

This is the end of the internet.

[Gresshoppa1]

epic like cakefarting

[t1mmAy3003]

Best video ever....

[johneatscandy]

and COCKSLAP...........KO

[jerseydudemafia]

He can truly take one in the face

[marleysac89]

ROFLMFAO i jus shit myself watching this. 

[Sirqle]

Why does a dildo this big even exist?...0_0

[adamframe]

@Sirqle ask you mother? burn lol.

[brodicius]

I'm watching a fight between LARPers wielding BDSM gear and a giant dildo.

My life is complete.

[Taipans]

This was WAY better then I thought it would be, hope my kids don't find it offensive on my Face Book page.

[FadyFTJ]

AWESOME

[loriparker666]

2 guys one dildo.... x]

[roliath]

this was the funniest thing i've seen all day!

[MegaShiny]

Talk about a cock slap.

[talonpop]

LOL!

[moviecrafter]

ROFL

[Kriegsarschmann]

It was only a matter of time until the riot cop got seven pounds of dick. I'm buying a horse dildo and making a flail out of it because of this video.

[legendaryniggakiller]

bam!

[TheMetalGallows]

My head almost exploded :D

[chance666]

this is the first vid i saw on youtube and still my fav

[SylvanLynch]

liked

favorited

subscribed

you win

[ShadowXII]

DICKALITY

[XNinjaVampireX]

Hey tearsinrain86, THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!!!

[sweetnezbutterfly]

LMFAO!!!!! xD oh thats funny

[Cornholio1776]

THE GIANT DONG OF DEATH

[MultiSlaveDriver]

epic cock slap

[tearsinrain86]

TWO MEN ENTER, ONE MAN LEAVES

[LoqueTheBoss]

@tearsinrain86

[ToonLinkTink]

that was insane. The kid didn't even wanna get back up.

[Suckfest83]

7 Pound Dildoes used in Gladiator Deathmatches - it might not make much sense, but it's still AWESOME.

[OldPizzaForBreakfast]

This is what gladiators in post-apocalyptic America will look like

[Sanref]

Love it.

[AJMcSpiffy2]

This is probably my favorite video on all of youtube

[domokunomgrun]

BOOM  HEADSHOT

[narutokun19]

Haha, gold!

Nice vid

[masterfox3000]

What the fuck is GOING ON?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!

[muffins24]

that was the funniest shit I have seen all week!!!!

[Aimbotboi]

i love you muffins

[RobertAaronPerry]

He didnt get knocked out?

[Testamented91]

what i want to know is, well, how the !$^& did they find that thing lol

[RobertAaronPerry]

You did'nt hear?

Your Dad gave it to them.

[Testamented91]

Right after doing your mom?

[RobertAaronPerry]

I don't understand your joke, Your dad gave it to them, I would know because i used that monster on him.

[Testamented91]

You spelled myself wrong.

[RobertAaronPerry]

I don't Recall putting myself, I'm pretty sure I said your Dad.

[Testamented91]

Being interesting...

you`re doing it rong.

[RobertAaronPerry]

Soo you have 0% life?

[Testamented91]

that didnt make any fucking sense. plz go die.

[RobertAaronPerry]

Oh so you're out if jokes, here do Me a favor and go buy a new Joke Book I'll Wait till You do.

[Testamented91]

Dude, you`re loosing it. Get a compass. Or, if you`re too stupid to use it, get a guide.

[RobertAaronPerry]

Dude How Do you think i Get to this website dumbass, And by the Way Dude buy a new joke book that one's not working.

[Testamented91]

Nah, you get one, yours doesnt seem to be working, you`re just repeating the same shit over and over.

[RobertAaronPerry]

What the fuck soo I take it you cant Read because you only said like 2 Jokes and they wenrt even good.

[Testamented91]

Ok, you can buy it for me... Its my birthday, and you dont want to miss your fathers b-day, doncha

[RobertAaronPerry]

Dude I Bought you the '93 Joke Book its out of date the '10 one is sold out man your fucked soo all I can do for you is send you mine. Oh yeah btw My dad's birthday is 1/9/67 soo try again Bro.

[shadowj666]

@RobertAaronPerry I don't understand stupidity but hey, that's life!

[RobertAaronPerry]

@shadowj666 Soo what you're saying is you like going down on men?

[shadowj666]

@RobertAaronPerry If you count your mum as a man then hell yeah!

[RobertAaronPerry]

@shadowj666 Soo I Take it by how long it took you to Respond, Your dad told you that Joke. and btw WTF "mum" are you a faggot? Do you like giving handy's?

[GODhimself37]

lmao.

[RattyRandnums]

Truly epic.

[SouthernersSax]

Cold-cocked.

[koolperson99]

dildo gets the win!

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

BRING BACK ROMAN ARENAS! MAKE CRIMINALS COCKSLAP EACH OTHER TO DEATH! Do it

[shimpudin]

wow dude. you got slapped in the face by a 30 inch cock. and it's on youtube. XD

[whatzupdudes7]

WTF LOL

[kayinshin1]

this was the very first youtube video i ever saw and its STILL here. YESSSSSS!

[kingofkings799]

@kayinshin1 does that mean that the first time you got on youtube you searched for "dildo"?

[kayinshin1]

i doubt it. but maybe. im pretty sure this was hotlinked on a website though. i mean come on, its pretty epic lol

[Dklonmy]

This would make a cool video game.

[RioEllington]

FUCKING....PWNT. O.O

[ThatRandomGuy666]

Now that's a dickslap

[Dklonmy]

I agree with jacobislucas, this should be in the olympic games.

[jacobislucas]

this needs to be a olimpic sport :D

[Makron5]

I need one of those for home defense.

[klaytonrocks]

The dildo proved useful in combat.

[angryeyeball]

LMAO Our roommate is the guy getting his face she-man bitchslapped by a giant rubber schlong. lol They were screwing around in college playing "cardboard and metal" where you make weapons out of pretty much wtf ever you can find that's non-lethal and just beat the shit outta each other. Worst part was that his parents came into town for dinner that night and he had to explain why he had a bruise shaped like a giant cock on his face. YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! -iNked (angryeyeballs' wifeypoo)

[seriouslycgi]

the real question is: if this was mortal kombat, how would he "finish him"?

[lee3]

i've been looking for this for ages, funny shit

[sharpmarley]

out of all the weapons he had to choose from and this fool chooses a fucking dildo? LMAO

[j1k2erees]

0:24 cock right in the face hahahahahaha

[Coldbrand]

Haha fantastic!

[dude1278]

i think the best part is theres like metal playing in the background and shit lol

[latinwako]

LOL this is so funny ima penis head

[johnadams44565]

What's funny is that guy probably doesnt take any of that "live action roleplaying" seriously.

FUCK YEAH, HORSE COCK OF DEATH.

[PaleAlejandro]

there's such a thing as a 7 lb. dildo? LOL people are freaks

[dude1278]

lmao thats the first thing i thought when i saw this. and ouch that shit would have knocked me out to probaly lol

[sk8ingwithsteve]

bitch got dick slapped LFMAO

[LucienHMusic]

owned

[BiffBallbag]

that was great, can i borrow that thing when you're done with it?

[juggalettemistress]

this shit cracks me the fuck up everytime i watch it lmfao props

[theManTCBflash]

Fuck you, you bitch ass semen drinker.

[juggalettemistress]

out of aallllllllll the people to reply to this...you tell me imma bitch ass semen drinker? lmfao wooooooooooooow your really awesome ok well if you ever do decide to call me that in my face you can always come visit me :D and its ok you dont have to hide behind a computer the rest of your life sweetheart

[nariko914]

So, is it fun being a random asshole to Youtube users because in real life you don't even have the confidence to talk to actual human beings?

Must be tough on you.

[CSXer]

That was frickin hysterical!!! LOL!!!

Try expaining THAT mark to mom!

[BamCky5]

God damn.

[randomwitekid]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[sandinista24]

That's gonna leave a mushroom stamp.

[FlippR23]

DILDOWNED

[bksleepy13]

lmfaoo0 nigga got cock slap

[KazooiesDragoon]

XD not realy but...

[bksleepy13]

lol he did