Best Security Guard Ever

[thestrugglewithin]

What a fucking retard.

Its not a matter of $10.

Its a matter of principle - which is priceless - and almost non-existent in this world to the extent we someone interprets the action as being 'for $10'.

I dont want to live on this planet anymore.

[avenged7x75]

@thestrugglewithin have you tried the beautiful homes on Mars? :D

[jogi7866]

they never found that security guard

[Jamesflooo]

was that maury, wtf? security guard man you are the mother, wooooooooooooo!

[tryron78]

Maury, you ARE the father..

[ExcesiveModeration]

fuck the security guards I hope he is seriously got injured or killed.

[promotecheese2010]

@ExcesiveModeration yes, how DARE he try to stop a shoplifter!

[SFwhiteguy15]

that black chick makes $11.00 an hour...thats why shes hatin

[MsShayGirl]

why is everyone being so rude and racist calling this woman a fat BLACK BITCH !!?? grow up and stop being racist!!

[label1877]

I hate it when people say they would not do their job right for only X dollars an hour. That means you are a lowlife...you shouldn't be working that job at all. That security man is all class!

[Jabikz]

IM TELLIN YA

[bubblegum5544]

XD i told This To My dad And This Happened:

Me: me And My Sis r watching funny robbery vids.

Dad: ddont get any ideas.

Me : Wha-Uh- UGH!

~ Dad Leaves ~

~ I Post This Then Watch Vid. ~

[iOSreaper]

Karma is gonna catch up on her..

[thellaminator]

if every1 took there jobs seriously... you wouldnt have one.. stupid fat woman

[Virus2020]

Maury sucks

[Dragoniterocks13]

he should be hired to gaurd the president hahahahahah no ones gettin to him now

[hashvid]

What a lowlife commentator! The security guard did a great job for what he's getting paid. It would have been "too much" if her wide self was in his position!

[goodboycito]

wow this shit was not even funny in the slightest..nor the most tragic. just goes to show what laugh tracks do to the pea brains..make you laugh.

[cazy1234]

Security guard: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!

[4afriend7]

OMG a female monkey talking SHIT about monkeys SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!

[Soundgarden8497]

@4afriend7 lolz

[BringMeUrAssss]

wonder what they do inside the car!?!? :D



[strat458796]

Haha I can imagine what they were yelling

Security guard: stop this car motherfucker I dare you!!

Guy: DON'T STOP!

[L9go1as]

at 0:42 there no white person, so, it's racist's show, because there only black people.

[DarrenHuseyin1]

@L9go1as LOL you need to look in the dictionary under "Racist" and read the definition my friend.

[wingzero7X]

YOU HAVE TO STOP SOMETIME! AND WHEN YOU DO! YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!!!

[TheDeathNote2]

The top comments say the same shit in different words XD my turn " the box isn't the only thing they stole"

[MakingLetsplayMachin]

great ideal! when i will steal a security in my car :security guard woohoooo!!! COMEON DUDE GET ME OUT OF THIS HEAVEN JOB!

[BuecherFuerAlle]

dude should be promoted or something. that's pretty badass.

[yryteny]

w polsce to jakis emeryt by sie tylko ogladnal, ze bramka miga

[dacads]

lmao kidknapped

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

Or he wanted a good excuse to beat a Hispanic guy.

[HaloHamstur]

@TheOriginalNightHawk Why do you guess he hispanic?

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

@HaloHamstur He's my cousin. Im mexican.

[badcatmcconell1324]

That thief is a pro. He said fuck this im takin the damn security guard too.

[Zwodo]

@badcatmcconell1324

LMAO :D

[jbbwky]

i thought rapist's are targeting children.

i stand corrected

[TONY45066]

If that guard was an actual cop, he could've rightfully shot the right. It's called assault with a deadly weapon

[salgadoabraham1984]

The security was an accomplice or why would he leave with thieves ... Lol

[FKLQ99]

hahaha > What an idea !!

[luisrodriguez63]

He stole the security guy? :)

[xR3R0X]

0:25

Is that a shoe ? xD

[bigal505original]

WHY ARE THE 2 TOP COMMENT THE SAME THING!!!!

[MultiCool911]

ok,now it's kidnapping!

[JonathanMeneguzzi]

He should get a raise

[LoLLo182]

the security guard is chuk norris...

[mustangfeeder93]

so, he added kidnapping along to his thief? dumbass

[walnutsandbrocolli]

this reminds me of the security guard at my school, except he will chase you down if you leave you trash on the table or on the floor at lunch no mater how small it is, he will find you... and crucify you...

[brianmo180]

That guy deserves a raise, lol.

[Medic9107]

"He walks into the store" - Hahahahaha. I didn't realize that was funny. :P

[sophialuvsyou4ever]

HOLY CRAP HE HUNG ONTO THE CAR!!!

[Urstupidumbass]

Just respect the security guard for doing what he was supposed to do. Tell that big mouth mother fucking bitch to shut the fuck up

[xMozzee]

tell that bitch to turn her voice off so i can enjoy the video. thank google for a mute button.

[mikeybush2]

yes! the top comments are the same!

[zombieconcept]

He wasn't apprehending the man, he was wanting to carpool. If I worked that job on the holidays I would escape too.

[Trophy0505]

Security gaurd was in on it morons..he was getting in too!!!

[NavigatorEagle]

The episode is supposed to be about Shocking Sex Parties And Cheating Fiances Caught On Tape. WTF did a guy stealing a box have anything to do with that?!

[gamershrader]

that security guard is my hero now XD

[gymkhanadog]

Seriously fuck whomever that woman is making the comments about the security guard taking his job seriously. Money doesn't make one take a job seriously, a sense of pride in one's work and accomplishments no matter how menial they may seem to somebody else makes one take their job seriously.

For being a stuck up, prissy bitch she seems to take her job pretty seriously. Here's hoping she doesn't have it for long and can take being broke pretty seriously.

[beloit22]

WASTE-OF-TIME

[DominikO8O]

idiotic show

[onetoten1]

Shut up, Black bit*h,

[pronto355]

I'm a security guard get $32 an hour and I still wouldn't do that

[gymkhanadog]

@pronto355 You and me both. I only made $14/hr in my position but piss on that.

$32/hr? You're probably licensed to carry, yeah? I was told that I could have doubled my salary if I did that.

[pronto355]

@gymkhanadog no not to carry but to watch, i'm a control room operator and as thats a very small branch of the security industry, you can pretty much name your price once you get your qulification

helps if you can get a job in the public service but the real money's in the council

[upabittoolate]

@pronto355 $64K/yr to do security at a crappy department store? Doubtful.

[hardyboy830]

He forgot his shoe...

[AloversGaming]

Everyone laughing ruined the video.

[headlockboy]

umm i dont think he knew the car was gunna drive off, he was holding on for his life. and whats so funny about him walking out with the box? he wanted to steal it, he had to carry it out, should he have stuck it down his trouser leg?

[someblack1]

Lol 'I'M NOT CARRYING A STOLEN BOX!!!!'

[keshihead85]

people laughing at that, jesus. yanks will laugh at wallpaper

[OoDVOCALISToO]

Americans r way ott, check the laughin, wtf

[AliMcTurk]

he stole the security guy?

:)



[timo25ification]

@AliMcTurk winning ! ;)

[NYTurk2003]

@AliMcTurk lmao he sure did

omg u turkish 2 my nigii

[mechaspark1]

@AliMcTurk No, the security "guy" stole him.

:)

[silverstreak492]

he also stole the security guard

[DamiKondi]

@silverstreak492

hahaha LMAO

[GodsAppointed1]

@silverstreak492 > loool

[Burek2000]

Begginer bitch.. Leave the door of car open when you robbin fool

[FrannKurt]

10dls an hour? 12 hs job. 20 days at a week. conversion. ARG$9600 WTF??

[EmbracingAwkward]

So he's dead now ya?

[UnscrupulousAgitator]

Security hairs: sorry boss, he got away

Boss: u did good, here is yr bonus

Security guard: (later that night) We did it, now I want my 1/3 of what u sold the dvd player for

[Tonilious626]

my meal is $10.00 =(

[awd3atms]

I want to know what is so funny to the commentator about a person stealing. She's talking like this is a little kid taking cookies behind mom's back. The thief is a grown man stealing from a business. I can't see what he tried to steal, but it wasn't food or medicine. The people laughing and the commentator trying to downplay the seriousness of the situation should be ashamed of themselves.

The security guard did his job and that loyalty and tenacity will be rewarded. His future looks good.

[MJ4everTheKing]

I cant believe hot ignorant some of you guys are, he did what he got paid to do!

[allzhat]

and in Indonesia you will get $5 a day :(

[rebelbloodfeel]

so what all is missing

umm 1 dvd and our security guard

[Peppergon]

@rebelbloodfeel

wow, that is a larg DVD Box.... 0:12 xD loool

[rebelbloodfeel]

@Peppergon hahaha i dont know what it is....i read it in top comment

[TheAanvangs]

Wth r they laughin at!!!???...did she say "my boobd look like Elton John's"....fag tv

[Enzymecore]

0:35 Planet of the apes, i didnt know they may have an own TV show.

[TheKevin546]

Oh Boy i miss the Maury show, loved those paternity test.

[YOMUDAWUZHERE]

stupid american shit ass tv.

[JuanOfaKind88]

That's right laugh it up, it's funny till it happen to them.

[yankolo1234]

Wth was the the thing that he stole candies?

[OzzyJay]

Cool security gourd! Shit lady telling the story!

[willzskillz13]

Anybody notice the one white guy in the studio?

[abelgaribay]

he also stole a security guard 

[sinojtjej]

0:03

- He walks into the store.

- hahahahaha!

Funny?

[kuranorppa]

@sinojtjej

Yeah, black people don't have money, silly. What would they do in a store?

[sinojtjej]

@kuranorppa Keep being racist, it fits you.

[josephsaliba79]

well the way i see it that was not funny at all, this shop lifter is trying to get what seems to be a gift to his child for Christmas, dawn this world is cruel

[larsonb33]

America, Land of the fee and home of the slave!

[Fiakosorio]

What contain that DVD??? Mmmm, he´s not sure

[professionallewis]

I am a campus security guard and I get $8/hour. For the extra $2, I don't know if my incentive to jump into a moving car would go up...

[tuningbrain]

this means when working seriously and loving job that work. It doesn't matter if there is a DVD stollen or he gets $10 per hour. Thief is thief and Secuirty is Security.

Great job :)

[NLBlackname55NL]

"man walks into the store" *Laughs*

WTF IS WRONG WITH TV NOWADAYS?

[petrilli420]

man deserves a nice fuckin raise

[rkswag]

the police didn't see him steal, the just forgot to give him receipt.

[aragi8ful]

you should be clapping BITCH not laughing

[chucknorrisgawd]

The security guard probably got fired for endangering his life so the store can cover their own ass.

[wonderguy8282]

lolzz!

[JacobStocker10]

now thats how to get a pay raise!

[Astrix4life]

Security guard earns 10$ per hour? In Serbia educated man earns 10$ Daily.

[AvohHD]

@Astrix4life In Serbia 10$ is a lot more money though, Still yeah it is bullshit. People should get more opportunities in life, unlike the people in america (Yes I live in a america) who think they're automatically entitled to a good job and lots of money.

[jdhoutz]

@Astrix4life yea but the economy is high in usa so 10$hr is barely surviving.

[Astrix4life]

@jdhoutz You are afraid to say Inflation so you said economy? :)

[jdhoutz]

@Astrix4life couldnt think of the right word,lol

[MetalSights]

@Astrix4life Jeez....that makes me feel pretty lucky to live in the US......

[PouriaLDN]

@MetalSights they probably have lower costs at same time but yeah true

[shunnedworm3]

@Astrix4life Well in denmark, 15 year old supermarket boys earn 15 dollars per hour.

[foppa16]

@Astrix4life it might be that Serbs are all warmongling bastard

[sephiroth2099]

@foppa16 fuck up you Scandinavian kunt

[foppa16]

@sephiroth2099 nice spelling dude!

[sephiroth2099]

@foppa16 Thanks for pointing it out :)

[Assimilate71]

@Astrix4life...In America, a loaf of bread costs $5.

[cbogdan07]

@Astrix4life

Move and see if you can keep up ....

[Astrix4life]

@cbogdan07 I wouldn't move to US for 1000$ per hour, fuck USA!

[WolleytheMonster]

@Astrix4life your an idiot this country is great i believe you mean FUCK the us government.

[mitchellnunez2012]

@WolleytheMonster yea fuck the USA i hate living in the best country in the world

[MrBukNasty]

@Astrix4life HAH i get 11 for dishwashing

[Astrix4life]

@TheShoneShone MA kaki igracka, nosiiii da izginem za 18 soma mesecno xaxaaxaxxa :D

[TheShoneShone]

@Astrix4life aahahaha ovaj lik izgleda obecao klincu da ce da mu donese Action man po svaku cenu :DDD

[neiljaca2010]

have you found the security guard?

[EwfrGomulee]

I commend the guy for his bravery, not sure I'd take the same risk... been bitten in the ass for taking risks in the past. Won't do it anymore. Again, the guard is brilliant though.

[ghosttrain22]

they are all blacks

[Soul2311]

Lauging the security guard for doing his job xD great guy

[significantimperfect]

Now I want to watch the cheating sex parties caught on tape.

[monsterexpo]

Jackie chans first job

He use tiger pounce

[sk8inforjezus]

BEAST!!!

[inujosha3]

Um... Did he have a get away driver for 1 DVD? Wow.

[officialmathewjames]

@inujosha3 0:13 I didn't know DVD's came in such large boxes!

[alfadizzle]

@inujosha3 That's a pretty big box for a DVD if you ask me...

[baxterzoe]

stupid u.s.a

[MrBoomerang10]

T1000

[goodboyz2hell]

so hilarious cause the security guard broke the law he can't do nothing after the guy is outta the store doors what an idiot

[Migjet555]

Let play a game spot the white audience member

[uccisore24]

mm what am i doing here. i was watching occupy oackland police who shot a veteran, pathetic police there

[VolanDeMorg]

Весело чё ...

[SimonJimenez90]

Now that's a thief, got away with not only the car and the product

But also a buff angry black male in security clothing

[sokkatua]

@SimonJimenez90 u just have to inject racist undertone in otherwise hilarious clip

[SimonJimenez90]

@sokkatua

I aint racist call it what you want too Im just human

[noreplyism]

How did I get here from looking up Magento web software? Typical YouTube!

[crystalsaete]

In some states the security guard would be breaking the law too.

[Bullsight2020]

Where the FUCK are these people from? I mean the ones who are leaving comments in broken english/grammar.

[iAngryPigs]

@Bullsight2020 Not everyone has english as their first language you know...

[KiwiBowhunter]

That dude needs a pay rise lol.

[Bullsight2020]

@KiwiBowhunter raise

[TopCreepa]

Fuck Maury

[Bladerunner55217]

Yeah I worked loss prevention in a US city and I would get needles pulled on me all the time. That's when you just turn around and report a theft .

[Im0wningKids2]

HEY I WANT A SECURITY GUARD, EVERYDAY I LOSE 1 COOKIE OUT OF 40 AND IT KEEPS GOING DOWN

[Bullsight2020]

@Im0wningKids2 RUFAT?

[Im0wningKids2]

@Bullsight2020 heck no! i just have 1 when i get really bored