62 people already know the meaning of life and think this isnt it... STUPIDS!!!!!!! ya guys its madsy from tgraytroxell gray was bein a bitch and changed the password so i hav a new channel :D check me out :D
@ashstan100 You were in Grammar Police, for writing the 'purpose' comment? Sorry, no, that was someone else. If you were quoting it, use quotation marks.
wait does that mean the meaning of life is geting grounded? if it is i will watch all of his vids the die of being in front of a computer to long and toby wont say bye because...well he didnt know me
Toby, do you purposefully make your speeches based on the background music at the time? (like with this and pumpkin massacre) or is it somehow some weird circumstance?
I've actually had a squid sandwich before. I think I was somewhere in Tokyo. It was delicious, and now whenever I watch this video I remember the taste of that squid sandwich and smile.
i have the exact words saved on my computer... Everyone just take a moment to say thank you god for Toby Turner... Not that other toby turner thats a complete Gansta and pees on cops cars No... This Toby Tobuscus Turner. Amen
And instead of communion (a religious ceremony when you eat bread and drink wine, it a Christian thing) they're gonna have moldy squid sandwiches :).......and DIE!!!
I can almost guarantee that some retard will make a cult based on this with to Tobuscus as their god. And hundreds of years later, when Toby's dead, it's gonna be a thriving religion.
@Mikaykay009 I think the 21.12.20.12-thing is respectless. I mean: every time a sequence of the gregorian calendar ends, we celebrate it with great big parties, fireworks and feasts. However, when the mayan calendar ends, our idiots run around like headless chicken, peeing their pants. Since neither of us believe in such nonsense, my good fellow, I propose the two of us share a spectacular feast at 21.12.2012, and celebrate the restart of the mayan calendar. Eddieandthebees is welcome, as well.
@outofpeanuts I ment the people who believe in that crap and 2012 itself is a joke lol I don't understand why people freak out. Its not like there is a mayan somewhere still making calendars lol It had to stop somewhere. haha
*Hits button that with subscribe on it
"You are now unsubscribed from TobyGames"
AGH!
TheBrycestudios2010 1 day ago
62 people already know the meaning of life and think this isnt it... STUPIDS!!!!!!! ya guys its madsy from tgraytroxell gray was bein a bitch and changed the password so i hav a new channel :D check me out :D
maddybuscus 1 day ago
62 people didnot get toby's way of life thingy...
Whywontthisvarify231 2 days ago
tobi, ur my fav, but where do u get ur mic, what kind is it. and how much did it cost
saplom 3 days ago
@saplom Toby*
Grimreeper102 3 days ago
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FlameFox5d 4 days ago in playlist TobyGames HIGHLIGHTS
Beautiful :'(
PIEGUYPLATYPUS 4 days ago
i rember that house but then he got mods :..(
66snowcone1 4 days ago
Videos from Toby like this give me the impression that he is stoned out of his mind when he does these hahahaha
baseballpro32 5 days ago 2
Whenever Toby says "when you think about it..." you know it's some random bullshit
MrAbomb234 6 days ago
did Toby just purpose to us?
ashstan100 6 days ago
@ashstan100 YOU!
pokedudeavenger 2 days ago
@pokedudeavenger 'scuse me?
ashstan100 2 days ago
@ashstan100 You were in Grammar Police, for writing the 'purpose' comment? Sorry, no, that was someone else. If you were quoting it, use quotation marks.
pokedudeavenger 2 days ago
@pokedudeavenger Sorry.
pokedudeavenger 2 days ago
murder, bye~
MegDog360 6 days ago
Toby go on a server with me!
DrROFL9 6 days ago
I was feeling sad. Then this video came along, and before I knew it I had a smile on my face. Thank you Toby.
lannydragonlover 1 week ago 4
*teer comes to eye* :') that was butiful Toby! *hugs*
InvaderFree 1 week ago
Lol
J0BL355J03 1 week ago
That's deep.
ForSamuel034 1 week ago
<3 :') x
amzyangel92 1 week ago
he's right o.o
tenten10k 1 week ago
Teacher : Kids, what is the meaning of life....? Me : - Raises hand... - Teacher : Yes? Me : A squid sandwitch! Teacher .......
Kuigeful 1 week ago
THE MEANING OF LIFE IS A SQUID SANDWICH
9ssgoku 1 week ago
"But, Were alive, right? Not you, but me."
Kingcool9111 1 week ago
I think I just got a little bit teary...
theatregeekmania 1 week ago
It makes so much sence, now i know
Smileyman1995 1 week ago
I finally sneeze in his vid and it's a highlight
Marceline1ROX 1 week ago
The more you know
DujmovicDavid 1 week ago
I c
Jimmykreedz 1 week ago
any one else feel that should be somewhere in mother 4? well that is if itoi ever makes it...
BombOmbBuddy 1 week ago
XD
TheAwsomeCheesecake 1 week ago
I feel I learnd somthing today
JPMSuper 1 week ago
I am alive! Ur not but i am!
EpicFaceMagazines 1 week ago
Isnt being alive whT life is realy all about...........you dont have to answer that right now
FiddleJacks 1 week ago
Bye! Bye forever! LOL
Appaloosaism 1 week ago
ohh no my mom walked in on me watching this video and grounded me :(
BENN0rox 1 week ago
LOL. The music along with his rumblings made it seem like a legit philisophical video xD
sfhsmello29 1 week ago
... LIKEA BOSS!
bobb11able 1 week ago
I cried ;)
PokeshippingSuicune 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
The Meaning Of Minecraft: I`M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!
sjerabek0111 2 weeks ago
i don't want to know about KRAVE! >:(
naturallysweet007 2 weeks ago
We´re life.. Not you, me. Not you, me. I´m alive.
AwesomeEvenForYou 2 weeks ago 2
Is my meaning to suffer? I think it is
duckplayingpoker 2 weeks ago
wait does that mean the meaning of life is geting grounded? if it is i will watch all of his vids the die of being in front of a computer to long and toby wont say bye because...well he didnt know me
robowolf1000 2 weeks ago 2
I figured that out yesterday when I murdered a pig because by a glitch it was crafting WTF??!
blokz360 2 weeks ago
@blokz360 if u use silk touch can u harvest pigs?
TheExplodingcheez 2 weeks ago
finnally i found the hilight of this it was EPIC!
annoyingorangepower 2 weeks ago
HELL YEA
Metalcitygaming 2 weeks ago
ahhh i agree ahh again
boomface454567 2 weeks ago
Couldn't have said it better myself Don't mind if I do do lol
Gineapiggylover 2 weeks ago
VOTE UP IF YOU THINK THOSE 60 DISLIKES ARE HATERS
alexpost444 2 weeks ago 4
So the meaning of life is a moldy squid sandwich that i dipped in merinade sauce for 8 hours that I left weeks before? God I was so ignorant
DarionMograine11153 2 weeks ago
So beautiful * wipes tears*
cutegirl19203 2 weeks ago
His right!
SimeGames 2 weeks ago
I remember this
TheExplodingcheez 3 weeks ago
he sounds like eric cartman...
UberOpticalGaming 3 weeks ago
Best 1 minute and 44 seconds of my life...
ComputerPanda27 3 weeks ago 2
Someone really needs to make a compilation of all these minecraft-song inspirational videos
Coldplay491 3 weeks ago
After hearing this I legit feel enlightened
Adomkavic 4 weeks ago
Murder, squid sandwhich, and getting grounded... Yeah, that's the meaning of life.... :p
Pokemon4Ever364 1 month ago
I find myself saying bye forever after saying bye IRL. I don't always get the best reactions. Thanks Toby!
WhoaKaela 1 month ago 7
that's the MOST philisophical thing I've heard Toby ever say!
AwesomeNerfGuy123 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 86
what episode is this cuz i love it
memorialcupof2008 1 month ago
Wow he's bored xD
Tweezly 1 month ago
thumbs up if your alive!
EddieAndTheBees 1 month ago
shotgun to the face any1?
Scully0191 1 month ago
"isn't being alive what life is all about?"
True dat confuscious :P
crzygamrz 1 month ago 4
toby i love you, i would say "no homo" but ima just throw it out there... "homo"
dislexickid 1 month ago
Just let it marinate.... like a nice, juicy squid sammich.
...Will do. -FT-b
Berrypaw5421 1 month ago
Liking your own videos Toby?
Sneakybuscus.
ElCynical 1 month ago
'I'm alive not you. Not you but me." So that means everyone but toby is murder. Goodbye forever
pewdiepieFAN1 1 month ago 2
"You are already subscribed to TobyGames"
DANGIT!
sporecreatorperson 1 month ago 70
@sporecreatorperson You forgot GOD, it should be GOD DANGIT! xD
xXRedwolfieXx 4 days ago
millions of people are not alive because they didn't watch this video, or subscribed after watching 1 of his vids
Partuynexus 1 month ago
which is the one where he says "isn't living in the now some motto of some company"
PetiteFarfalla 1 month ago
I could go for a squid sandwich of life right now
eth92 1 month ago
56 people missed the like button.
whatsupwithbanana 1 month ago
sorry i mean 0:47
FMAkumadude 1 month ago
pause @0:28
look left you see a duck mountain
FMAkumadude 1 month ago
im still marinating :)
SuperMadbanana 1 month ago
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It's like the monologue music stops on purpose when he said "and ur mum grounds you" xD
iLuffMuzseic10 1 month ago
It's like the monologue music stops on purpose when he said "and ur mum grounds you" xD
iLuffMuzseic10 1 month ago
that was very deep.
KingJC516 1 month ago
LMAO
MsHusky28 1 month ago
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I AM A GOD!
Like if you actually laugh out loud when Toby says that xD
skeen1995 1 month ago
I NOW KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE. MY LIFE IS SO CLEAR NOW.
GameNerd1974 1 month ago
Toby, do you purposefully make your speeches based on the background music at the time? (like with this and pumpkin massacre) or is it somehow some weird circumstance?
deej1011 1 month ago
I got my sister hooked on Tobuscus with this video.:P LOVE TO TOBUSCUS.
jdepp102 1 month ago
I knew i could get this comment to the top comments!!
right???
chocolatehockey 1 month ago
''and your mom grounds so now u no'' hahaha
blade12126 1 month ago
The meaning of life is to get stoned and kill squid?
deadlysexycupcakes 1 month ago
OMG I now understand the meaning of life ... not really that was completely pointless
ImortallySickened 1 month ago
56 people don't know the meaning of life.
Lessismorris17 1 month ago in playlist TobyGames HIGHLIGHTS
I've actually had a squid sandwich before. I think I was somewhere in Tokyo. It was delicious, and now whenever I watch this video I remember the taste of that squid sandwich and smile.
Owninatlife 1 month ago
56 people are murdered squids
SharpiKitty 1 month ago
i have the exact words saved on my computer... Everyone just take a moment to say thank you god for Toby Turner... Not that other toby turner thats a complete Gansta and pees on cops cars No... This Toby Tobuscus Turner. Amen
1NGrizz 1 month ago
Toby:"Just Think about it..."
Me:Thinks " So Life is Being bullied at school where i wanna die."
natenate1015 1 month ago
"Isn't being alive what life's all about?" Lol Epic quote! :)
Atlantisrulez 1 month ago
that's why i don't smoke weed before playing minecraft
inVINCEablecool 1 month ago
i think his videos lower my IQ
slappydog33 1 month ago
When ever I hear this song... I think of squid and toby. thanks toby... thanks alot.
Ekulizor 1 month ago
Toby U NEED TO use UR BATHROOM
RIGG1ify 1 month ago
And instead of communion (a religious ceremony when you eat bread and drink wine, it a Christian thing) they're gonna have moldy squid sandwiches :).......and DIE!!!
Owninatlife 1 month ago
*there
LegitRainbowUnicorn 1 month ago
@Owninatlife it here already is, it's just a secret. Oh dang it.....
LegitRainbowUnicorn 1 month ago
I don't know why...but I can't stop pressing the replay button
DarionMograine11153 1 month ago
I can almost guarantee that some retard will make a cult based on this with to Tobuscus as their god. And hundreds of years later, when Toby's dead, it's gonna be a thriving religion.
Owninatlife 1 month ago
This is the most poetic shit ever made! Btw. is it just me or does Tobuscus carry a golden pickaxe? Lol noob.
arvidsky 1 month ago
hahahaha, you are the best Toby.
TheDewyDecimal 1 month ago in playlist TobyGames HIGHLIGHTS
I love how the music stops as soon as he says the sandwich would be mouldy, then he says then your mum would ground you...
thegrim504 1 month ago
hahaha im cyin!
jazzymom1203 1 month ago
u should make and play tf2 videos
prakashtheeic1 1 month ago
"...like swimming, or, digging up sand, or murdering squid. Murder. Bye! Bye forever."
That gets me every time
MrCons101 1 month ago
the music ended perfectly and fit well too.
TissueUsed 1 month ago
The Meaning Of Life Is In My Pants
MrAwesome790 1 month ago
@MrAwesome790 You have a mouldy squid sandwich in your pants?
crazyrocker9704 1 month ago
Like swimming... or digging up sand... or murdering squid. Murder. Bye! Bye forever!
thebaseballcardguru 1 month ago 86
This makes me fell bad for thinking about suicide....
ZakTheFallenAngel 1 month ago
the music is perfect
Dotgreene 1 month ago
(sniff) that was beautiful
Dotgreene 1 month ago
I've learned something.
I've learned how to accept life, for what it is - A series of moments,
that we can spend doing whatever we want to do, like swimming, or digging up sand, or murdering squids.
Murder... Bye ha, bye forever. But the point is, and where a lot of us forget...
We're alive. Not you, but me, not you.... but me. I'm alive, you know.
And really, when you think about it, isn't being alive, what life's all about?
Hehe. You don't have to answer that right now, just think about it.
progameing 1 month ago 4
LOLWUT? below O_o
darkfireuser1234 1 month ago
56 people r not alive
suckmyass685 1 month ago 71
@suckmyass685 3 more died to day
dallesnake 3 weeks ago
That squid got the best death anyone could ask for, death by tobuscus :D
ryazzarr 1 month ago 3
The music ends at such an epic time haha it's like "Toby, Toby, just shut up"
BCflammable 1 month ago
philosobuscus
khmusicguru 1 month ago 2
makes me wanna listen to Disturbed xD
PrayerX9 1 month ago
nice music, goes along with wat he's sayin
demonhunter864 1 month ago
Haha I wish I could spend 1 day in Toby's head.
missadele11 1 month ago
Soooooo deep
TheCassidian 2 months ago
Thumbs up if the ad said. Toby, call me
f2s4g7 2 months ago
55 people got killed by toby in this game
MegaUMK3 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Toby, the philosopher :D
NaoSsidy 2 months ago
I feel like school has taught me nothing.
legacyr4nq3 2 months ago in playlist TobyGames HIGHLIGHTS 2
the music fits perfectly! :D
JK2222FTW 2 months ago
Were are alive on you bot me not you but me...
killerdragonn1 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
the meaning of life is... 69. haha dont google 69!!!!!! ( haha its funny cuz u r gonna google it. )
slevi123 2 months ago
LOL 2012!!! Doom doom doom!
Atlantisrulez 2 months ago
The meaning of life? 42!
roni214teehee 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TobyGames
T shirt: **picture of a moldy squid sandwich**
underneath^: meaning of life
On the back: TOBUSCUS
You can thank me later Toby ;)
tolzmannia 2 months ago
I wrote this down and put it on my wall.. So whenever I feel down . I can look at it and....laugh. Because Toby's meaning of life is well...yeah.
xlovesmilemusiccx 2 months ago
My mum was listening but she couldn't see who it was and her first reaction was "Is that some life lesson guru?" and i said no. It's TOBUSCUS. rofl
BeccaBGaming 2 months ago
he has such a way with words ;)
saphiraisbeast 2 months ago
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thumbs up if you're alive :D
EddieAndTheBees 2 months ago 143
@EddieAndTheBees *cough* December 21st *cough cough*
Mikaykay009 2 months ago
@Mikaykay009 I think the 21.12.20.12-thing is respectless. I mean: every time a sequence of the gregorian calendar ends, we celebrate it with great big parties, fireworks and feasts. However, when the mayan calendar ends, our idiots run around like headless chicken, peeing their pants. Since neither of us believe in such nonsense, my good fellow, I propose the two of us share a spectacular feast at 21.12.2012, and celebrate the restart of the mayan calendar. Eddieandthebees is welcome, as well.
outofpeanuts 2 months ago
@outofpeanuts I was just joking. I know 2012 is just an attempt of people at trying to find out when the world will end. Its a joke.
Mikaykay009 2 months ago
@outofpeanuts I ment the people who believe in that crap and 2012 itself is a joke lol I don't understand why people freak out. Its not like there is a mayan somewhere still making calendars lol It had to stop somewhere. haha
Mikaykay009 2 months ago
@EddieAndTheBees NO, THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE DEAD!
LittleClarirra 2 months ago 4
@LittleClarirra *dies* ok, then *likes your comment* :D
EddieAndTheBees 2 months ago
@EddieAndTheBees i want to be alive but then i took an arrow to thee knee
pyrofartteehee62083 2 months ago
@EddieAndTheBees And I'm doing science.
Regulus4life 2 months ago
@EddieAndTheBees totally stole my idea bro...jk :D
adamk678 1 month ago
@EddieAndTheBees Not you, but me.
TheC0mart 1 month ago
@TheC0mart not you......but me :)
EddieAndTheBees 1 month ago
@EddieAndTheBees
Sorry, I cant Thumbs you up :(
Skogze 1 month ago
@Skogze oh...
EddieAndTheBees 1 month ago
Or Murdering squid.
Murder hehe.
Bye. Bye Forever. :)
Krystyna4Real 2 months ago 29
Toby
nicpic131 2 months ago
I a fan
nicpic131 2 months ago
I think music from minecraft makes Toby think about tough topics.
kinimod120 2 months ago 2
The music fits so well and pauses at just the right moments. lol
Inheritance41Park 2 months ago
wow, now i know... lol. thanks toby, hehe
soane22 2 months ago
This is one of my favorite highlights.
skate4tacos96 2 months ago
This reminds me of Eric Cartman from SouthPark
iambleachfanfreak 2 months ago
keep up toby thumbs up 4 toby!!!!!!
irocklit13 2 months ago
The music from the game just makes it better
XDageon11 2 months ago
Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^
arielleferre 2 months ago
So..the meaning of life is a mouldy old squid sandwich in your room? Wow I never realised, I was so dumb
MrM4TT13 2 months ago 79
Wait, here's one, it's kinda...well..um hard but just think: why am I me? Just think ...
MrM4TT13 2 months ago
lol xD any one writin this down yet
gaumond56 2 months ago
OMFG. I love Toby Turner.
Krystyna4Real 2 months ago
His dialogue should be a parody trailer for the game I AM ALIVE game dats ganna come out dat would funny
Rithi001 2 months ago