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  • *Hits button that with subscribe on it

    "You are now unsubscribed from TobyGames"

    AGH!

  • 62 people already know the meaning of life and think this isnt it... STUPIDS!!!!!!! ya guys its madsy from tgraytroxell gray was bein a bitch and changed the password so i hav a new channel :D check me out :D

  • 62 people didnot get toby's way of life thingy...

  • tobi, ur my fav, but where do u get ur mic, what kind is it. and how much did it cost

  • @saplom Toby*

  • 42

    

  • Beautiful :'(

  • i rember that house but then he got mods :..(

  • Videos from Toby like this give me the impression that he is stoned out of his mind when he does these hahahaha

  • Whenever Toby says "when you think about it..." you know it's some random bullshit

  • did Toby just purpose to us?

  • @ashstan100 YOU!

  • @pokedudeavenger 'scuse me?

  • @ashstan100 You were in Grammar Police, for writing the 'purpose' comment? Sorry, no, that was someone else. If you were quoting it, use quotation marks.

  • @pokedudeavenger Sorry.

  • murder, bye~

  • Toby go on a server with me!

  • I was feeling sad. Then this video came along, and before I knew it I had a smile on my face. Thank you Toby.

  • *teer comes to eye* :') that was butiful Toby! *hugs*

  • Lol

  • That's deep.

  • <3 :') x

  • he's right o.o

  • Teacher : Kids, what is the meaning of life....? Me : - Raises hand... - Teacher : Yes? Me : A squid sandwitch! Teacher .......

  • THE MEANING OF LIFE IS A SQUID SANDWICH

  • "But, Were alive, right? Not you, but me."

  • I think I just got a little bit teary...

  • It makes so much sence, now i know

  • I finally sneeze in his vid and it's a highlight

  • The more you know

  • I c

  • any one else feel that should be somewhere in mother 4? well that is if itoi ever makes it...

  • XD

  • I feel I learnd somthing today

  • I am alive! Ur not but i am!

  • Isnt being alive whT life is realy all about...........you dont have to answer that right now

  • Bye! Bye forever! LOL

  • ohh no my mom walked in on me watching this video and grounded me :(

  • LOL. The music along with his rumblings made it seem like a legit philisophical video xD

  • ... LIKEA BOSS!

  • I cried ;)

  • The Meaning Of Minecraft: I`M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!!!

  • i don't want to know about KRAVE! >:(

  • We´re life.. Not you, me. Not you, me. I´m alive.

  • Is my meaning to suffer? I think it is

  • wait does that mean the meaning of life is geting grounded? if it is i will watch all of his vids the die of being in front of a computer to long and toby wont say bye because...well he didnt know me

  • I figured that out yesterday when I murdered a pig because by a glitch it was crafting WTF??!

  • @blokz360 if u use silk touch can u harvest pigs?

  • finnally i found the hilight of this it was EPIC!

  • HELL YEA

  • ahhh i agree ahh again

  • Couldn't have said it better myself Don't mind if I do do lol

  • VOTE UP IF YOU THINK THOSE 60 DISLIKES ARE HATERS

  • So the meaning of life is a moldy squid sandwich that i dipped in merinade sauce for 8 hours that I left weeks before? God I was so ignorant

  • So beautiful * wipes tears*

  • His right!

  • I remember this

  • he sounds like eric cartman...

  • Best 1 minute and 44 seconds of my life...

  • Someone really needs to make a compilation of all these minecraft-song inspirational videos

  • After hearing this I legit feel enlightened

  • Murder, squid sandwhich, and getting grounded... Yeah, that's the meaning of life.... :p

  • I find myself saying bye forever after saying bye IRL. I don't always get the best reactions. Thanks Toby!

  • that's the MOST philisophical thing I've heard Toby ever say!

  • what episode is this cuz i love it

  • Wow he's bored xD

  • thumbs up if your alive!

  • shotgun to the face any1?

  • "isn't being alive what life is all about?"

    True dat confuscious :P

  • toby i love you, i would say "no homo" but ima just throw it out there... "homo"

  • Just let it marinate.... like a nice, juicy squid sammich.

    ...Will do. -FT-b

  • Liking your own videos Toby?

    Sneakybuscus.

  • 'I'm alive not you. Not you but me." So that means everyone but toby is murder. Goodbye forever

  • "You are already subscribed to TobyGames"

    DANGIT!

  • @sporecreatorperson You forgot GOD, it should be GOD DANGIT! xD

  • millions of people are not alive because they didn't watch this video, or subscribed after watching 1 of his vids

  • which is the one where he says "isn't living in the now some motto of some company"

  • I could go for a squid sandwich of life right now

  • 56 people missed the like button.

  • sorry i mean 0:47

  • pause @0:28

    look left you see a duck mountain

  • im still marinating :)

  • It's like the monologue music stops on purpose when he said "and ur mum grounds you" xD

  • that was very deep.

  • LMAO

  • I NOW KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE. MY LIFE IS SO CLEAR NOW.

  • Toby, do you purposefully make your speeches based on the background music at the time? (like with this and pumpkin massacre) or is it somehow some weird circumstance?

  • I got my sister hooked on Tobuscus with this video.:P LOVE TO TOBUSCUS.

  • I knew i could get this comment to the top comments!!

    right???

  • ''and your mom grounds so now u no'' hahaha

  • The meaning of life is to get stoned and kill squid?

  • OMG I now understand the meaning of life ... not really that was completely pointless

  • 56 people don't know the meaning of life.

  • I've actually had a squid sandwich before. I think I was somewhere in Tokyo. It was delicious, and now whenever I watch this video I remember the taste of that squid sandwich and smile.

  • 56 people are murdered squids

  • i have the exact words saved on my computer... Everyone just take a moment to say thank you god for Toby Turner... Not that other toby turner thats a complete Gansta and pees on cops cars No... This Toby Tobuscus Turner. Amen

  • Toby:"Just Think about it..."

    Me:Thinks " So Life is Being bullied at school where i wanna die."

  • "Isn't being alive what life's all about?" Lol Epic quote! :)

  • that's why i don't smoke weed before playing minecraft

  • i think his videos lower my IQ

  • When ever I hear this song... I think of squid and toby. thanks toby... thanks alot.

  • Toby U NEED TO use UR BATHROOM

  • And instead of communion (a religious ceremony when you eat bread and drink wine, it a Christian thing) they're gonna have moldy squid sandwiches :).......and DIE!!!

  • *there

  • @Owninatlife it here already is, it's just a secret. Oh dang it.....

  • I don't know why...but I can't stop pressing the replay button

  • I can almost guarantee that some retard will make a cult based on this with to Tobuscus as their god. And hundreds of years later, when Toby's dead, it's gonna be a thriving religion.

  • This is the most poetic shit ever made! Btw. is it just me or does Tobuscus carry a golden pickaxe? Lol noob.

  • hahahaha, you are the best Toby.

  • I love how the music stops as soon as he says the sandwich would be mouldy, then he says then your mum would ground you...

  • hahaha im cyin!

  • u should make and play tf2 videos

  • "...like swimming, or, digging up sand, or murdering squid. Murder. Bye! Bye forever."

    That gets me every time

  • the music ended perfectly and fit well too.

  • The Meaning Of Life Is In My Pants

  • @MrAwesome790 You have a mouldy squid sandwich in your pants?

  • Like swimming... or digging up sand... or murdering squid. Murder. Bye! Bye forever!

  • This makes me fell bad for thinking about suicide....

  • the music is perfect

    

  • (sniff) that was beautiful

  • I've learned something.

    I've learned how to accept life, for what it is - A series of moments,

    that we can spend doing whatever we want to do, like swimming, or digging up sand, or murdering squids.

    Murder... Bye ha, bye forever. But the point is, and where a lot of us forget...

    We're alive. Not you, but me, not you.... but me. I'm alive, you know.

    And really, when you think about it, isn't being alive, what life's all about?

    Hehe. You don't have to answer that right now, just think about it.

  • LOLWUT? below O_o

  • 56 people r not alive

  • @suckmyass685 3 more died to day

  • That squid got the best death anyone could ask for, death by tobuscus :D

  • The music ends at such an epic time haha it's like "Toby, Toby, just shut up"

  • philosobuscus

    

  • makes me wanna listen to Disturbed xD

  • nice music, goes along with wat he's sayin

  • Haha I wish I could spend 1 day in Toby's head.

  • Soooooo deep

  • Thumbs up if the ad said. Toby, call me

  • 55 people got killed by toby in this game

  • Toby, the philosopher :D

  • I feel like school has taught me nothing.

  • the music fits perfectly! :D

  • Were are alive on you bot me not you but me...

  • the meaning of life is... 69. haha dont google 69!!!!!! ( haha its funny cuz u r gonna google it. )

  • LOL 2012!!! Doom doom doom!

  • The meaning of life? 42!

  • T shirt: **picture of a moldy squid sandwich**

    underneath^: meaning of life

    On the back: TOBUSCUS

    You can thank me later Toby ;)

  • I wrote this down and put it on my wall.. So whenever I feel down . I can look at it and....laugh. Because Toby's meaning of life is well...yeah.

  • My mum was listening but she couldn't see who it was and her first reaction was "Is that some life lesson guru?" and i said no. It's TOBUSCUS. rofl

  • he has such a way with words ;)

  • @EddieAndTheBees *cough* December 21st *cough cough*

  • @Mikaykay009 I think the 21.12.20.12-thing is respectless. I mean: every time a sequence of the gregorian calendar ends, we celebrate it with great big parties, fireworks and feasts. However, when the mayan calendar ends, our idiots run around like headless chicken, peeing their pants. Since neither of us believe in such nonsense, my good fellow, I propose the two of us share a spectacular feast at 21.12.2012, and celebrate the restart of the mayan calendar. Eddieandthebees is welcome, as well.

  • @outofpeanuts I was just joking. I know 2012 is just an attempt of people at trying to find out when the world will end. Its a joke.

  • @outofpeanuts I ment the people who believe in that crap and 2012 itself is a joke lol I don't understand why people freak out. Its not like there is a mayan somewhere still making calendars lol It had to stop somewhere. haha

  • @EddieAndTheBees NO, THUMBS UP IF YOU'RE DEAD!

  • @LittleClarirra *dies* ok, then *likes your comment* :D

  • @EddieAndTheBees i want to be alive but then i took an arrow to thee knee

  • @EddieAndTheBees And I'm doing science.

  • @EddieAndTheBees totally stole my idea bro...jk :D

  • @EddieAndTheBees Not you, but me.

  • @TheC0mart not you......but me :)

  • @EddieAndTheBees

    Sorry, I cant Thumbs you up :(

  • @Skogze oh...

  • Or Murdering squid.

    Murder hehe.

    Bye. Bye Forever. :)

  • Toby

  • I a fan

  • I think music from minecraft makes Toby think about tough topics.

  • The music fits so well and pauses at just the right moments. lol

  • wow, now i know... lol. thanks toby, hehe

  • This is one of my favorite highlights.

  • This reminds me of Eric Cartman from SouthPark

  • keep up toby thumbs up 4 toby!!!!!!

  • The music from the game just makes it better

  • Toby Turner is my favorite ^.^

  • So..the meaning of life is a mouldy old squid sandwich in your room? Wow I never realised, I was so dumb

  • Wait, here's one, it's kinda...well..um hard but just think: why am I me? Just think ...

  • lol xD any one writin this down yet

  • OMFG. I love Toby Turner.

  • His dialogue should be a parody trailer for the game I AM ALIVE game dats ganna come out dat would funny