Bob Kelso VS. Cox

[lbrinin1701]

Hi snoop dog resident! I see you

[ChibMana]

1:21 1:35

And where is Hugh Jackman? xD

[eatmarth]

you can totally see snoop dawg intern in the background!!

[unpoppablebubble]

Press 3 to hear an argument between Dr Cox and Doug about whether he is Mr Murphy or Doctor Murphy xD

[UncleRimo]

Mister Murphy ... Doctor Murphy? XDD

[KatakiDoragon]

"The whole dolphin thing used to make you so interesting." Lmao!

[ufffkfkij]

imagine this

kelso: dr. dorian is horrible

cox: you got me there bob-o

[jbutton113]

@ufffkfkij He'd probably pretend to disagree with Kelso again, with JD taking it to heart and thinking Dr Cox genuintely meant it

[3dxbox]

Hello Hitler, Hello Mussolini, Captain kangeroo? That;s weird.

[GrimFloyo43]

Captain Kangaroo? Thats weird xD

[TomsUniverse1]

Cox: Were movin on!

JD: you heard him people were movin on!

Cox: Ohh.. God Help Me..

JD: Ehh.. God Help Him!

Gotta Love JD :P

[XerkDaniels]

which episode is this?

[steeshlad]

'Mr Murphy...'

'..Dr Murphy?'

haha dr.cox's response is genius

[jessejames0096]

There are at least 15 people who dont understand fun and divine sarcasm

15 people are humorless idiots...

[crazzygirl100]

TEAM KELSO vs. TEAM COX

xD

[Hickmaann90]

The End is the best^^

[oisinallen]

God help him.

[EJAanime]

THis is Hell Captin Kangeroo! thats weired.

[lollmemm]

What has two thumbs and dosen`t give a crap?

Bob Kelso - How your doing?

[eierlikoer1337]

"I'm calling my dad"

[AwsomeHelloKittyGirl]

just all direct orderz from u! thatz it

[8darthrevan]

capt kangaroo that is weird hilarious

[blmthug]

Dr Cox King Of Sacred Heart But Carla Is King Of All

[fuckthehuns1]

Kelso is a fuckin Don! lol

[Mijmer]

Kelso and cox are great! I am pissing my pants cause of the sarcasme they spit.

[Dave60618]

Hi Hitler, Hi Mussolini... great :D

[TerominX]

"I don't want ever want to hear anything that comes out of that man's mouth, unless of course its OMg im dying, now im moving towards the light, but wait a minute. There's been a mistake, this is hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mousellini, Captain Kangaroo?, That's weird. Don't you see Barbie, i would rather listen to you go On and ON about the joys of dolphin sex." lol

[HauseZu]

at german they have a better voice!

[iamremnant]

@HauseZu shutup.

[xYogurt]

Man, Elliot is sooooo hot.

[Yourjustacrazyfool]

I'm calling my dad !!!!!!!

[25pheonix]

Dr.Cox wins

[123elmoknows]

crucialcial :) 2:00 haha

[grtyuj]

what epasode is this.

[newyy1]

Oh God, help me.

[jnsash003]

LOL! HAHAHAHAHAHA! The whole "Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs?" cracked me up.

[zetakon]

what episode is this?!

[6hokagenarutokun]

captain kangoroo..... rat piss.... I'm calling my dad =)))

[mastergx1]

2:22 onwards - well funny

[Snaggbash2000]

Ive heard that dolphins like group sex

[TuskenRaider80]

I'am calling my dad! :D

[lorrekut]

made me think u told them to disobey a direct order from me.

Bob Kelso that is just not true, i told them to disobey ALL of your direct orders!

xD

Scrubs is one of THE BEST shows in history of television

[MikeG11986]

Dr cox line at 2:10 is CLASSIC.

[Sickillahz]

1:20 - 1:35 most underrated rant/joke from Dr cox, i cracked up SO HARD :D:D

[Uushilumbu79]

@Sickillahz

Yeah, but why did he not mention Mao and Stalin?

[Sickillahz]

@Uushilumbu79 Because Captain Kangaroo is a whole new level of evil..

[renoo27]

"God help him." Haha!

[KarateAndrius]

"grandma Dorrian or nana Hobbs? cause nana Hobbs can be a itsy bit racist."

"grandma Dorrian"

"she's dead", just simply pure awesomness.

[Pawlos1066]

which episode is that i mean the part who starts a. 0:40 please tell me and sorry for my bad english

[renoo27]

It's all the same ep.

[Pawlos1066]

an which ep is it

[renoo27]

I forgot what it's called. XD Sorry.

[Pawlos1066]

no problem may anyone else know what episode it is you dont have to know the name just what season and what episode

[benjaythewhite]

"Grandma Dorrian or Nana Hobbs, because nana Hobbs can be an itsy bit racist?"

[DaedrikBreton]

Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap? Bob Kelso- I thought we met?.

lol

[anakin334]

" rat piss" lmao

[TheManWithTheHats]

"Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!"

"Freezing."

"Great coffee though!"

"Rat piss."

"Dr. Murphy is an incompatent suck up!"

"No, Bob. In fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with."

"Your witness."

[ELMATO9]

@TheManWithTheHats HAHAHAAH!!!!!!!! AGREED

[matrixphijr]

@TheManWithTheHats

"What are you doing?"

"I'm calling my dad!"

[dermatu]

i love the part at 2:32

[Zoidus]

I think you mean 2:48

[dermatu]

yea i just took the sentence before into it

[godking]

Kelso was right .

[ELIEISMYHERO]

Elliot: "What did I miss?"

Kelso: "It has come to my attention..."

JD: "Something's come to his attention"

xD

[whogreg1]

captain kangaroo! thats weird..

[PinkxBunny4u]

Dr cox-i want all of you to give her most of your attention

JD-i say we listen to Dr.cox and do exactly what he says *winks chessely*

awsomex]

[jjaaee]

Cox: "God, help me"

JD: " God, help him"

LOL

[M1573R666]

God help him!!!

[crunksoldier978]

"im calling my dad"

theres really nobody else like dr cox is there lol

[xdanikaxherex]

god help him

HA

[Nightcruiser1989]

Dead... dead... dead... dead...

nice ^^

[stosiedem]

...this is hell. hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, capitan Cangaroo? that's weird...

HAHHAH

[InnerDeadpool456]

O_o Kaptain kangeroo is in hell...

[jsdodge90]

"mr. murphy!"

"dr....murphy...?"

"enyahhhhhan"

lmfao! dr. cox is halirous.

[jrulez16]

kelso: "this coffee is great"

Cox: "rat piss" lmao

[anakin334]

go cox!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[perpitbla5]

"You're a bad doctor" Haha

[Chellyeah22]

Grandma dorian or nanna hobs? hahah lol xD.

that's really great.

[6Hollow]

and the winner is.........

[VBR00KS]

You heard 'em people we're moving on .... hahahahahaha

[BeastXman]

"Captain Kangaroo, that's weird!"

[gangsteronno]

does anyone know the scene

when dr. cox and kelso are lunching

then cox says : got to hell bob.

kelso: What i didn't say anything.

kelso say something about JD.

cox: oh bob, about that go to hell thing, i take it back.

Does anyone know that episode?

[WhiteeEaglee]

You Witness XD

[Coxoholic]

Cox rules! =D

oh and something random...

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this is bob...copy and paste and soon he will take over youtube!!!!!

[Stead3111]

His name is Robert Paulson.

[TBSSage]

"Your witness"

[JaymzLea]

lol

crucial-cial

[TerrorGrimmJaw]

lol!! 1:00-1:02

[felipebuitrago2295]

''im calling my dad''

[autobotgal]

' Perry its hotter than hell in here'

'freezin'

' Great coffee though'

' Red piss'

[Ash2good99]

Rat piss* :P

[autobotgal]

thanks.Its quite hard 2 hear what he says.

[Ash2good99]

Yeah I know, I hard to listen to it a coupla' times, too.

[autobotgal]

Its funny though.Doctor Cox ia the best

[mynameisiansmum]

Carla is so hot.

[ian2341]

not really

[mynameisiansmum]

That's your opinion; the point of my comment was to express mine.

Understand?

[chakabaka]

wut episode is this!?

[Chimichanga12594]

Lol i was doing prank calls with my friends yesterday and we were using the name Bob kelso. We had no idea it was a guy from scrubs

[AngstFisch]

Why didn't they fire Doug?

[Spikezx7]

cuz they realized he has an uncanny ability to determine the cause of death for dead people, due to him killing so many. So now he works in their morgue

[Spaniard1138]

anyone else think thats just a little messed up?

[dpboyden]

Why don't I do that for you? You're a bad doctor... ROFL! XDD

[casper9013]

"Captain Kangaroo, that's weird." XD

[1GRACE06]

lol

[Wierdperson31]

-Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!

-Freezing.

-Great coffee though!

-Rat piss.

-Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suck-up!

-No, Bob. In fact he is one of the finest, young doctors I have ever had the good fortune of working with.

-You're a witness.

[Slyffindor89]

It's "Your Witness" and in, your turn.

[Wierdperson31]

I'm calling my dad! >:(

[jumpinjax2]

Great writing, great actors.......what more can we ask? It's awesome!

[Starscream350]

"Perry! It's hotter than hell in here!"

"Freezing."

"Great coffee though!"

"Rat Piss."

"Dr. Murffy is an incompetant suck up!"

"No, Bob. In fact he is one of the finest, young, doctors I have ever had the good fortune of working with."

"You Witness."

[heislputza]

Rat piss xD

Freezin xD

[Jonesy27041990]

Scrubs <3.

[dpboyden]

Perry, it's hotter than hell in here! - Freezing! Great coffee, though! - Rat Piss! Dr. Murphy is an incompetent suckup! - No Bob, in fact, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with. YOUR WITNESS! ROFLMMFAO! XD

[TdA7freestyle]

"God help him.."

[Mathiasda]

Great, thanks for uploading this!

Has anyone been able to find the conversation that Cox and Kelso have later in this episode, where Kelso says something about Cox shaving his testicles after he passed out at the christmas party? 'Cause I love that scene

[kurdiii89]

mr murphy

Dr murphy?

nnaahhha

[FrostPegasus]

"Grandma Dorian."

"She's dead."

[ChriosM]

Tool

[MrSupercoolio]

indeed

[LadyNekoshema]

"dead, dead, dead, dead" lol

[HookedOnSonics518]

"Mr. Murphy"

"Dr. Murphy?"

LOL

[Flaky1990]

which episode is it?

[tbizone2002]

I'm calling my dad! hahaha hilarious!

[Vykrel]

"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here! / Freezing..." "Great coffee though! / Rat piss..." "Doctor Murphy is an incompetent suck-up. / No, Bob. In fact he's one of the finest doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with." lmfao

[snarfsnarf6]

unless of course its omg im dying now im moving towards the light oh wait this is a mistake this is hell hi hitler hi mousolini captain kangaroo thats weird lol

[zxymario]

Mussolini

[XxXjoannXxX]

I love it when Dr. Cox disagrees with everything Dr. Kelso says, then Kelso turns to J.D.

"Your witness." Haha, classic Kelso/Cox.

[nfms12]

What are you doing?

I'm calling my dad!

[shannabananin]

coffes great perry;rat piss

[birrman2008]

"dead, dead, dead, dead, and oh my goodness"

DR.COX RULES!!!!

[stonerbob09]

Hello Hitler, Hello Mussolini rofl

[nygiants93]

Captain kangaroo.....THAT'S wierd! XD

[terrific87]

shhh ! I don't ever wanna hear anything that comes out of that man's mouth...unless of course it's : Oh my God! I'm dying, now I'm moving towards the light, but wait a minute there's been a mistake, this is hell. Hello Hitler, hello Mussolini, Captain Kangaroo.. that's weird !! xD

Amazing !! Dr. Cox is awesome !

[tatyana32]

Dr. Cox: Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead, and oh my goodness if we don't have somebody here that we might be able to help...LMAO

[L1LANGEL07]

Elliot-"what i miss?"

Dr.kelso-"something has come 2 my attention"

J.D-"somethings come 2 his attention"

xD

[hornetgags]

JD: "You heard him people, we're moving on"

Cox "Oh God, help me"

JD: "God help him"

[giulianom93]

"I don't ever want to hear anything that's come out of that man's mouth; unless, of course, it's "Oh, my God! I'm dying. Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake! This is Hell! Hello, Hitler. Hello, Mussolini. Captain Kangaroo? That's weird!"

[hornetgags]

LONG LIVE BOB KELSO!!!!!!

[j03lj03l]

grandama dorian or nana hobbs? because nana hobbs can be an incy bit racist LMFAO!

[nygiants93]

"grandma dorian."

" she's dead"

" THE POINT IS..." XD

[beshoy]

HAHAHA, im calling my dad!!! LMAO

[fredz10]

- Great coffee

- Ratpiss..

[youtubaholic]

@fredz10 lol but that would suggest that cox drank ratpiss once since he knows what it tastes like

[tomhackett]

lmao! I love the frustration in Kelso's voice when he breathes in and says "The point is!..."

[TeamBuktu]

0:59 that was one of the best clips in Scrubs... I was laughing that loud on this scene :)

[latiasandlatios4ever]

"what daya doing?"

"im calling my dad!:D"

[DeathGodRiku]

This is after season 3 ep 1. That's all I know.

[arubeato]

3 or 4 i think!

[birrman2008]

is this season 1?

[DeathGodRiku]

No. Elliot got a makeover in season 3.

[pbina87]

season 3 episode 6 "my advice to you"

..this episode starts at minute five of the episode

=P

[pbina87]

season 3 episode 6 "my advice to you"

..this episode starts at minute five of the episode

=P

[chisox709]

"Captain Kangaroo thats weird"

[Almighty1223]

I lke the Episode where Bob Says "what Has Two Thumbs And Doesn't Give A Crap??"

[UrsiesBear07]

Bob Kelso.

[Rm1000YrsWide]

There are a few episodes where he says that, plus one where he says, "What has two thumbs, a funny voice, and doesn't give a crap?" (He explains that he threw in the funny voice to change things up.)

[pbina87]

also "what has two thumbs and still doesn't give a crap? bob kelso! i think we already met."

[ccDesigns]

"What are you doing?"

"I'm calling my dad!"

[SandraHeartsRyan]

"No Bob, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!"

XD XD

[falwk]

Hilarious <3

[senderblock]

Perry:God help me.

J.D:God help him.

lmao Dr.cox is so funny.

[CrimsonTigers]

"Captin Kangaroo!? that's wierd"

[peskyseagull]

Dead, Dead, Dead, Dead

[JayJayKeats]

"I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth unless it's 'Oh my god, I'm dying! Now I'm moving towards the light. But wait a minute, there's been a mistake. This is hell. 'Lo Hitler! 'Lo Musalini! Captain Kangaroo? That's weird.

[Robmeister2006]

"Perry, it's hotter than hell in here!"

"Freezing!"

"Great coffee though!"

"Rat piss!"

"Doctor Murphy is an incompetent suckup!"

"No Bob, he's one of the finest young doctors I've ever had the good fortune of working with!"

LOL Love that last bit :D

[egdqv13234]

''i dont whont to hearr anything that is comeing out of that mens mouth unless of coures - OMG i am dieing and now i am movieng towords the lite but wait this is some kainda mistake this is hell... hello hitler hello musalini captain kangaru thast wierd!'' LOL :D

[cordin1337]

they end it because the concept was that the sghow is "half as long as ER and wice as funny"

[anty17]

So...ER had 14 seasons? I like Goran Visnjić from that series. He lives in town near mine and this summer I saw him walkin through my street in Dubrovnik.