When/if Jesus returns I am going to crucify him, AGAIN! HAHAHA.
But this time I will crucify him backwards and let a goat rape him while forcing him to say the Lord's Prayer backwards and bequeath his soul to Lucifer for eternity. Then I will transfuse all his blood into rabid hyenas, so you idiots will be worshiping wild dogs for the next couple of millenia.
How many versions of this song are there? Its gaining a cult following. At least it has a positive message, though musically it is exceptionally sub par.
I think you could argue that he wasn't actually the son of God, but to say he just plain never existed is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? I mean, there are historical records aside from the bible that say there once was a guy named Jesus. Is Obama not a Christian?
I'm sorry you liked this song enough to cover it....My Western Civ prof. showed this to my class and we couldn't stop laughing....and I go to a Catholic University
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When/if Jesus returns I am going to crucify him, AGAIN! HAHAHA.
But this time I will crucify him backwards and let a goat rape him while forcing him to say the Lord's Prayer backwards and bequeath his soul to Lucifer for eternity. Then I will transfuse all his blood into rabid hyenas, so you idiots will be worshiping wild dogs for the next couple of millenia.
HAHAHAHAHA :D!
OrthodoxDarwinist 9 months ago
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jesus christ is white. So if you are not white, you are EVIL since you are born.
mcblackjesus 10 months ago
LMAO WTTF!!
Zk8et 1 year ago
Pretty fun.Check out my version.
funkydolphinsusa 1 year ago
rock on Sonseed.
roaringwaterbay 2 years ago
Keytar FTW
MatthewWBooze 2 years ago
He reached deep inside of me :)
Kadadj 2 years ago
this is a joke, right ?
lillegutt93 2 years ago
We'll let you decide.
orinjohnson 2 years ago
I love the ORIGINAL!
horstlee 2 years ago
Great cover! XD
I found this through Stuff Christians Like. I appreciate your courage and humour ;D
gruntsbaneook 2 years ago
LOL LOL
No seriously. poor excuse of musicians =/
Toompernator 2 years ago
thank you.
orinjohnson 2 years ago
Welcome. Just helping out our ears.
Toompernator 2 years ago
Jeus is A Corpse who is dead for more than 2000 years
man o man must he SMELL AWFULL
when he returns
5thdimension7777 2 years ago
I think you misunderstand what "resurrection of the body" means...
orinjohnson 2 years ago
Ahahahaa, this is quite funny (:
gruntsbaneook 2 years ago
hes not dead friend
dawdayo 2 years ago
if he not dead then tell us were he is
since youre so sure of it
5thdimension7777 2 years ago
he accended into heaven he has eturnal life next to the throne of his father.
dawdayo 2 years ago
dets nut komplitli truv, according to some Xtians.
he's sitting on the same throne as he's a part of the Holy Trinity.
anyway, it's amazing how an average oriental sect took roots in a western society known for its individualism and self-integrity. what a pity.
kvicinko 2 years ago
To some a pity, to others, glory.
orinjohnson 2 years ago
Great song I want to cover it too at my Church
johndavidfeldman 2 years ago
I'm sorry, but Jesus dislikes the keytar.
neptho 2 years ago
hahahaXD
Necromancyslo 2 years ago
How many versions of this song are there? Its gaining a cult following. At least it has a positive message, though musically it is exceptionally sub par.
edzepellin 2 years ago
Good job man! I love it.
EricSmyth14 2 years ago
I was sure this song could not get any worse . I was wrong
therandallknight 3 years ago
Oh--did you see the Marilyn Manson one too??
orinjohnson 3 years ago
haha XD
gruntsbaneook 2 years ago
I bet he doesn't.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
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I hope my man Obama locks up the whole of your God Squad, worshiping jesus (who never existed) should be a crime
t060ryan 3 years ago
I think you could argue that he wasn't actually the son of God, but to say he just plain never existed is a bit of a stretch, isn't it? I mean, there are historical records aside from the bible that say there once was a guy named Jesus. Is Obama not a Christian?
elestivine 3 years ago 3
id feel like such a fag playing this song
rocker101792 3 years ago
Then don't play it. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
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i'm dead and a dead person can't have any friends, exept the worms who are slowly eatin my body AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH
GET EM OFF ME!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH THEY'RE INSIDE MY BRAIN SHITTTTT!!!!!!!
I NEED MY GUN TO SILENCE THE VOICES IN MY HEAD
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
5thdimension7777 3 years ago
Try therapy first.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
Have fun...
Esk81 3 years ago
Mine is better
/watch?v=Kevl2c9zl-Q
Rambito123 3 years ago
really?
orinjohnson 3 years ago
Yeah.
Rambito123 3 years ago
Guitar chords, please? =)
We have a band and we really want to preform this song!
n00bTerminator 3 years ago
thanks for the correction...yes, Oddwalk will be working with the REAP Team next month...in January of 2009!
reapteam 3 years ago
i love the keytar solo...and i am glad that Oddwalk is going to do a retreat for REAP Team members in January 2008!
reapteam 3 years ago
2009 bud....2009 c;
CygnusX191 3 years ago
Chords here --
orinjohnson . com / jimf.pdf
orinjohnson 3 years ago
this is just a bad humor... jesus is a friend... lie-.-
kuukkeli88 3 years ago
We're quite sure, actually, that Jesus is indeed our friend.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
Why then, is it a lie?
CygnusX191 3 years ago
i get high w/ jesus
:D
xXJanitorXx 3 years ago
Jesus is my skkillet pancake rider for life
Kronix777 3 years ago
Hey, I just talked to Satan and he said you suck too...seriously though...you have a good sense of humor...and you can take a dig.peace
moonman14 3 years ago
lol
firegeek22 3 years ago
You losers butchered a perfectly awesome song...now I am turning to Satan...thanks a lot!!!!
moonman14 3 years ago
Glad we could help.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
lol niccccce!
firegeek22 3 years ago
wow that was just gay.
firegeek22 3 years ago
did you see the original version by sonseed...if not, it is a must see...
moonman14 3 years ago
Actually, there is no homosexual content displayed or implied.
CygnusX191 3 years ago
Zapped.......Piss....LOL NB11
nuttyboy11 3 years ago
Good job! Jesus is your friend! ;) ZAP!
cpelle1981 3 years ago
this is screwing up for me... i'll try it again later.
i think this could easily become an internet fad, good work in jumping in early on your cover :D
nnytard 3 years ago
if you are playing this for any other reason than a joke then you are a joke.
solder955 3 years ago
Thanks for the affirmation.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
very good song.
cab you tell mi de accoords for the guitar?
and the lyrics?
benolieto 3 years ago
orinjohnson . com / jimf.pdf
orinjohnson 3 years ago
Already people are covering this? I love how this world is getting smaller and smaller!
Did the whole place know this song too?
OasisEnLaLunna 3 years ago
No.... it was too soon, we were intentionally playing it as they left the room...
orinjohnson 3 years ago
i did know it and was there to see it
Diablo976431 3 years ago
I'm probably going to do a Death Metal cover just for kicks and giggles...
Shredderific 3 years ago 3
lol, im so gonna do a metal version of this..
ZomgOwnted 3 years ago
I'm sorry you liked this song enough to cover it....My Western Civ prof. showed this to my class and we couldn't stop laughing....and I go to a Catholic University
ElphabaPhan 3 years ago
That exactly why we covered it...
orinjohnson 3 years ago
LOL. Holy crap people! It ceases to amaze me bad music can get. And they've been singing this song for quite some time, I guess it hasn't sunk in.
resin8er 3 years ago
I bet it *never* ceases to amaze you, really. And we weren't really performing this song because it was the most awsome thing since sliced bread.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
crate tone.
itsajackal 3 years ago
Best song Ever!!!!
Relkin157 3 years ago
Keytars = WIN!
lpvids 3 years ago
Jesus is a gardener of mine.
ealacio 3 years ago 11
@ealacio
Jesus is my lover... sexually.
OrthodoxDarwinist 9 months ago
Your guitar player isn't thrashing around enough like the original guy. Smack him 'til he does better.
freefrom4650 3 years ago 2
Will do!
orinjohnson 3 years ago
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aww isn't that cute retards trying to playing music.
milejelly 3 years ago
aww isn't that cute, someone trying to use words correctly...
orinjohnson 3 years ago
hey i linked to you guys from my site and put a copy of the video up!
JesusIsMyFriend (dot) Info
Check it out, and rock on! :)
(Oh, there's also a link in one of my videos)
jlenney 3 years ago
lay it down. awesome.
jayheel 3 years ago
terrible... keytar solo? seriously?
126bastard 3 years ago 6
Seriously.
orinjohnson 3 years ago
So freaking awesome lol - yes I believe this is the first YouTube cover of this song lol.
lostepiphany79 3 years ago
I'm glad someone covered this kick-ass song!
vestman15 3 years ago
not bad gusy, wow you're quick on the ball with this stuff. but no disco beat?
unitedlive99 3 years ago
It was there, just hard to hear...
orinjohnson 3 years ago