Shit Students Say

[ili93able]

Well duuuh we all say this :D

[blondiexday]

"Whats the worst I can do on the final without failing?" LOL

[catswagger]

1:13 - 1:17 thats me !

[jkonv3rs0]

lol i agree with the can this be an open book quiz??

[Taina1205]

You forgot "Can I use the bathroom?" xD

[521shearbeauty]

why do guys get aroused by math? haha

[MrMaggotforlife13]

1:47 through 2:00 is the best hahaha

[TheLabelKiller]

Who noticed what it said at 2:04 in the Google search box? XD

[shinesbrighter]

I can't get my eyes off of the yellow submarine lollllll

[MaddiMxoxo]

I love this so much <3

[Jnewmzz]

1:10 I HAVE AN ERECTION. LOL

[ilovestardoll1523]

this is my school!! best excuse for a test! you never taught us this!

[UptownDavontaeDM]

Thats true 0:39 lmao

[SlaytanicYisrael]

hahaha I can't do this I have a life <3333

[JoshHodgsonTV]

My painting and photography teacher has the same posters! (: hahaha

[originality1st]

you guys forgot...we had homework? O.o

[JessyMagic]

my teacher doesnt teach me shit

[JessyMagic]

Ur funny

[tunita94]

so true!

[QualityKush]

"Yea i cant do this i have a life"

[keeper64]

...can the camera shake more?....

...i don't think i have enough flannel and hoody combinations...

[kaylaminime]

"You're just trying tp fail me 'cause you hate me!" I've said that to almost all of my teachers these past 2 years!

[shameboy2395]

i have an erection... hahahaha so true..

[JamesEfly]

I asked my teacher every day for a semester if we would have class out side....we never did :(

[sLLxOx]

"yeaah um I can't do this, i have a life" lol..

[msskyymackey]

lmao I swear I said all this stuff to my teachers in High school lmao College too

[HotThanCold]

Yeeah and that's what my day was like :)

[hogtenbach]

Lol '' Yeah, I can't read ''

[KrisTheStars32]

"YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!!!" That was said every time my senior class had a test in our senior math class. of course we said everything in this video as well. This video seriously reminds me of the best times in high school without actually reliving the painful moments i had to go through!

[danger069gurl]

i say these same thing lol

[6kuronix]

It should be "shit bad students say"

[zahrasmusicmachine]

hahah soo truueee, especially "YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!!!!" very good video :D

[MissCrazyMuch]

guy. in. hat. hot!

[sarahjean101x]

that guy in the hat is hottt :L

[kaliSidiana]

the guy in the hat is hot!

[livelovehorse]

i have heard every single on of these at my school hahah

[101baseball4life]

obviously you have never played the penis game in class...

[tyskates14]

i have an erection

[kn42496]

Mmm guy in the blue with the curly hair is yummy:)

[hobbsthetigerfly]

"YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!!" = me every day in math

[xemiiillyy]

Guy in the hat: MMMMMMMMM attractive as fuck

[AlexsisStarr]

Story of my life

[KatcalledHepzi]

*slams hands on desk* YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!

[DisneyStarsTube]

I have said and or heard EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE lol

[SeeRivahsGoNorth]

YES i can totally relate with this :D

[mugyou2]

I have said at least 80% of these.

[XxTarkenxX]

This video was a hundred times funnier because I've heard all of these at least once ever since middle school, half of them coming from myself

[nikkifromthehood123]

this is the funniest shit ever and they're really cute too<3

[TallButShort74]

ohh green and yellow hat guy is cute!!!

[Robbertpattinson86]

@TallButShort74 agreeeee

[TallButShort74]

lol 1:00 is me!

[TheKaelkinator]

My teacher actually showed us this today XD

[ILoveConverseBoots]

You forgot

I would be so happy if the school burns down right now

[TheTennispro1994]

XD iiiiii have en erection....

[stedmana24]

I didn't read...I CAN'T READ

[peachr1ngz]

i only don't like this because they are bad actors and laugh at the end of each clip..

[jessicax347]

CAN WE USE A CALCULATOR? oh this is a literature test? well can i still use a calculator..

[123321sammi123321]

What were you like in college? bahahahaha.

[julians1mommy]

YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!!!!!! lol

[AlyBieberIsTheGirl]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T CALLED A SQUIGLY LINE?!" bahaha! :D

[DunWannaTellMyName]

I swear this is by far the best "___ shit say" video! Well done boys :))

[Terrisita]

"You never taught us this!" dying right now. I'm a college kid and it only gets better cause the professors play along

[aishastew10]

"sorry, i cant do this... i have a life" that one had me dying

[LovelyBeez]

GLAD i graduated high school last year (Class of 2011)

College is much better :)

[sucidalmickeymse]

One time in my math class senior yr this kid fell asleep. the teacher went over and banged on his desk and the kid shot up and screamed "PELIROJO!" we were all like da fuk

[LexieIsNotSexy]

This was my highschool experience in a nutshell. I went to an expensive all-girls academy, and pretty much just learned how to bullshit a paper and craft like a boss.

[Ferndawg2012]

This is more like "Shit Stupid Students Say"

[BunnyHop83]

"What do you mean its not called a squiggly?!"

[sean7796]

Teacher- Do you get it now?

me- Yeah i get it (i walk back to my desk) hey, do u you get this?

[aambamkablam]

lmfao i love this so much



[nckflb]

"Yeah, um, I can't do this...I have a life." killed me!

[kaymly]

'can we use a calculator' OMG I asked a calculator in my history exam lmfao

[icecitybitchhhhhh]

" I have an erection....."

[BaucchTabasco]

"i have absolutely no idea what you're talking abou-"

"YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH."

[glamchik121]

This is impossible nobody can do this.... oh wait I got it

[BeenieBabyyy]

"I have an erection."

[MRCARLOSHERNANDEZ123]

all of the above is true

[BrokeNGliTteR]

Everything you guys say in this video happenes every single day at school it is awesome lol(: "Uhh i can't do this.. i have a life" xD my new excuse thank u

[warriorsluver23]

"what do you mean it's not called a squiggly?" xD 

[BigTimeRushAndStuff]

This was so hilarious! I think I heard all of this in high school.

[WastlandFirearms]

YELLLLOOOOOWWWW SUBMARINEEEEE

[Pie42795]

I have ABSOLUTELY no idea what you're talking about. YOU SHUT YOUR WHO--....... Can we use a calculator?... Oh, its a literature test?... Can we still use a calculator?....... But seriously, I hear all of the serious ones at least once a month.

[ainigrive]

you shut ur whorish mouth ahahah

[247mirror]

Are they making fun of me!?

[horsyballerina123]

'No, I wasnt late, I was here the whole time.' Seen that happen......... Some times to myself XD

[Ana5555551]

No hats allowed in school!

[Nickmanaxe8]

i have a erection hahahaah

[BamaManTexasFan]

Yeaaah I didnt read..I CANT READ

[shaekid510]

I'm not sure if it's okay that I have said about 90% of this video....

[RainbowsAndSocks]

What the hell? iMacs as the computers at your school?! ^^^ As he said, Rich motherfuckers.

[livelaffluv13]

-3 this! Story of my life!!!

[TwinkieBoss4545]

on google he searched "buttslol" ....

[soccerismydrug]

"can we use a calculator? oh it's a literature test? ....can we still use a calculator?"



[AlyssaAyee]

"When am I actually going to use this in life?" STORY OF MY LIFE.

[AllPurposeGamingHD]

@AlyssaAyee when you take that test next week;) lol

[NBunschoten]

@AlyssaAyee "I have an erection" STORY OF MY LIFE

[1995justagirl]

"what's the worst I can do on the final without failing?" - story of my life. lol

[theciredesire]

this is HIGHLY unrealistic.

HATS in a CLASSROOM?! yeah right!

[trisha610]

Damn! Where these kids live at, Los Angelos? We can't afford any of that in my school.

[truelycold]

you forgot the "when am I ever gonna use this in life" one

[1994Momoney]

At our school all of us have our own MacBook Pros. :) In fact I'm on mine right now.

[5amuu]

@1994Momoney Good luck with your achieving things by yourself goals of 2012

[Kealyxoxo]

My school has Imacs too... we have like 30 max in almost half of all the classrooms. This is so me though, good job! hahaha

[TheBiohazard43]

how come their school has imacs?

[Angelblaze2007]

'WHEN ARE WE GOING TO ACTUALLY USE THIS?'

I've been saying that my whole life.

[peemnutblubber]

That is all so very true.

[merciou]

''YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS!'' ahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha ! sooo accurate !! :D

[Igotbabesalloverme]

Typical slackers... Fuckers...

[MaknALivinOuttaLyfe]

..........Im genius



[cherryxXxqueen]

"What do you mean it's not called a squiggly?!" That's definitely me.

[karebare61199]

or

TEACHER; dont write on the test

*minutes later*

me; do we write on this?

[SugarSkullNola]

just think there is one dimension full of DICKS

[1796skate]

i have an erection....best part XD

[moomoomurr57]

Can we use a calculator?

[sc077tube]

You're just trying to fail me because I'm black!

[xbriixloveex3]

YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS! omg right on the spot

[irockyoursockzsobad]

What do you mean wikipedia isn't a crediable source?!?!

Every. Single. Day.

[x5JRaw2x]

Soooo True Hahaha



[MusicMaggie101]

Second Semester Senior FTW

[Angelababyy9]

LMFAOOOOOOO! every single thing i say......!

[iRpamp3rs]

"I can't read."

[RyGuyMan007]

you guys have macs in your class rooms? i have fucking like 4 windows p.c in my class room

[TheHello3ist]

soo funny

[Shiver4Love]

STORY OF MY LIFE

[Shiver4Love]

OMGLMFAO"Can i use a calculator? , oh its a littercy test. can i still use a calculator?"

[MyAniMovies]

funny - and check out Shit Middle School Students Say (Behind Teachers Backs) now playing on MyAniMovies Channel....

[aliviaperry8]

i've said most of theses....

[PerfectlyDestructed]

i hear this stuff every day!!

[HannahgG4402]

these are said everywhere... well maybe not "I have an erection" but the rest are all said here in the uk. "When are we ever going to actually use this" so true XD

[CosmeticsByCortney]

haha "you never taught us this!" it's true tho. lol

[SilverCandyBox]

have you people been stalking me by any chance ?

[marcellin20]

yeah same here in New Zealand. Amazing how we live in different countries but come up with the same shit excuses at school. Being a shit student does not discriminate

[MARIAtheGREEK15]

just goes to show teenagers are the same all over the world, we say exactly the same shit in AUSTRALIA hahahahahahha

[changeisunbearable]

im in 7th grade and said most of this stuff lmao. funny vid.

[MrWafflex7]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIKIPEDIA ISN'T A CREDIBLE SOURCE?!

[mahnahkah]

This sounds more like "Shit Stupid Students Say".

[SuperJenifer93]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE CANT USE GOOGLE AS A SOURCE!? fml

[Zeppelynne]

Story of my life.

[aibcomeback]

completely accurate! i didn't do my hw because I'm a second semester senior! ACCURATE

[syrianrebellion]

Hhah this is all me. My teachers HATE me(:

[soraroxas365]

Another one : Can we make this up?

[sebMinecraft]

i like how ive said almost all of these already and im a freshman...

[nickh24ification]

that is the biggest classroom ever and its full of macs..this makes my school look like shit

[mzzjuicy93]

wtf they have mac computers?? what school do you go to?

[drooms108]

@mzzjuicy93 Haha, I remember back in middle school we had Macs, we still do now in High School.

[mzzjuicy93]

@drooms108 i remember we had macs in elementary school im 16 now so that was like 10 yrs ago. you know like the see through ones with like blue colors and shit? but that was back when the recession hadnt hit yet..lol..good times

[othfan003]

What do you mean Wikipedia isn't a credible source?-That sounds like me to all of my Professors lol.

[tanay5680]

THis whole video is story of my life.

[CheckMyRolex]

Correction: Shi* LAZY students say.. *cough*

[Cultureshockcrew]

i havent been to school in 5 days

[MrSukkaz]

i do the late for class one all the time lol

[MrSukkaz]

LMAO!!!

[softballchikee]

What the fuck kind of high school is this?! Rich motherfuckers. 

[doggman76614]

@softballchikee Exactly it aint like that where i go

[softballchikee]

@doggman76614 lol! Like I thought my school was nice, but DAMN.

[basjuh77]

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard. I hear all of these things in like a week. I love it.

[nickh24ification]

"YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS" <-- story of my life

[FingerLover5]

credits are epic :P

[charleshadnoclue]

This IS my AP World History class.

[Jamail44]

*meow* ------> classic!!

[toodrivetodrunk1]

if you pause at 2:04 he is searching "butts lol"

classic.

[mangoskinnyjeans]

oh my god, my chemistry class says all of this.

ALL OF THIS.

[ifIcouldbeanactress]

so my last year business class

[ivanbigbear]

Aww reminiscing on highschool '08!

[dogdeball88]

the doodles help me remember better

[fatimah1able]

ill get it to u during lunch...first thing tomorrow damn this happens all d time

[MsMegerrs]

"Um, I can't do this I have a life." Hahaha XD

[demoisellejoli91]

EVERY TEACHER'S MOST HATED QUESTION: "When am I gonna actually use this in life?"

[twototwo1]

"YOU NEVER TAUGHT US THIS"

[Halo3noob525]

1:15 he looks like a fish :P