Seaman Ship!

[redeye117]

No wonder people think the navy is gay.

[wonkydude1]

It's amazing how much a good ass-whooping can humble a bully.

[ZuluSmasher]

god damn it you were to be feared! now look.

[MiracleKD18]

Sieg Heil Semenship Semenship for Love

Sieg Heil Semenship Semenship for Peace!

[ryukXsayu27]

There's no need to be "open-minded" about this, you guys. If you look at the non-English comments, the Japanese are at least as apalled by this as we are.

[iShinexi]

i Want to register me into the Seaman Ship :D

[LordTacos]

As a Japanese, I must give an ultimate smack in the face.

[OlderG0ds]

@LordTacos lol. As goofy as this commercial is, I still wouldn't mess with JMSDF (Japanese navy) , they are one of the most powerful in asia, if not the most.

[Soap1O]

That's so deeply disturbing in so many ways

[AgeOfReclamation]

As an american, i think its time to accept that we cheated in WWII. Without the aid of atomic weaponry, we would have lost to the Japanese in a matter of months. Their use of dance moves to strike confusion in the ranks of the enemies was masterful. Their ability to watch anime while suicide bombing battleships was nothing less them amazing.

[AsskickinSasquatch]

@AgeOfReclamation I hope this is a joke...

[AgeOfReclamation]

@AsskickinSasquatch yes...yes it is.

[pietoroberettam93r]

これマジで公式なんだよね・・・・。

[ealmintheplayground]

thats almost as gay as the village people 

[BGWDstudios]

Well... I guess its a step up from crashing planes into ships.

[TheCGIMaster]

Best military dancers in the world!

[LEmegT]

proof that the US castrated the Japanese navy after WWII

[ChristheAussie]

Australia:here is our evidence that we will show the world if Japan does not stop whaleing

Song:Seman ship seman ship FOR LOVE!

Australian army navy and airforce:oh yes yes very nice...

[loginlover]

Oh God Bless the Japanese! The Air Force is never going to let Navy live this down!

[KittyDieKatze]

World War 3. Tokyo: "Guys, the enemy attacks our harbour! Call the Maritime Self-Defense Force!" In the base of the Maritime Self-Defense Force, the commander gives the order: "Quick! The enemy attacks! Dance the DEFENCE DANCE!" Yay!

[alchemist889]

WHY is it in English?

[thatwascool13]

@alchemist889 because they want to recruit you! SEMEN SHIP

[gerian001]

we have saimen sjip saimen sjip FOR PEACE!!!! :)

[keepfile]

「フィギア」とか「萌え～」とか言わないだけマシと思わないと。­

[MetalApocalypse999]

gay....

[MiracleKD18]

Sieg Heil Semen Ship Semen Ship for Love, Sieg Heil Semen Ship Semen Ship for Peace

[luckyday465768]

WOW absolutley no dicipline at all. that is why they lost their Yamato and their 4 aircraft carriers.

[toni2526]

FAIL!

[TheSweetKary]

And this is why Japan navy has more balls than american navy.

[Mieta79]

be laughed at japan navy is the evidence of true peace. japanese one is just for keeping peace.

[TheyHearUsNow]

@Mieta79 Lets see how well they do when the Chinese come.

[Mexdutch]

lol this works??

[makotsuura]

色々な意味で日本オワタ☆

[wijse]

HEYA SEMEN SHIP! FOR LOVE!

[KensStyle]

SEMEN=精液

発音同じだね

[jimmyboo12]

Japan actually catches a lot of shit...they get "mocked" on a regular basis. lol

[redeye117]

fags

[KillerMuffin24]

lol

[kouhei032]

これ本気で宣伝用にするんだから

海上自衛隊は　おもろそうな人が沢山いそうだな

[MiracleKD18]

SEMEN SHIP!

[morisukatsu]

haha, so gay.

[Rammstein275]

It just like the village people envisioned it.

[rdvd7]

The worst thing to come out of the Japanese Navy since 'Operation Ten-Go' (Look it up),Yamamoto, Naguma, Kurita, and Ito are all rolling in their graves.

[demonguy11111]

omfg. lol

[Carnifex90]

It stops loading at 0:05... :(

[assmonkey117]

wow fucktards

maybe they do advertising differently in they're country...no need to be dicks about it...

[retardscentral]

o thats looks fun! where do i sign up?!

LOL

[flamergirl21]

HAHAHA LOOK AT 0:06 LOL!!!!!

[Netttt]

lol fuck that haha id never join the jap navy

[Netttt]

LOL woulda been better at liek right at the end some F-22 just bombed the shit out of their flight deck haha

[Netttt]

WoW... their military makes me want to kill myself

[poobert]

You don't have to kill yourself. All you have to do is join this Seamanship and wait for any other country with a boat to kill you. Problem solved with the least amount of effort.

[KAGUYAJAPAN]

これが、かつて日本海でバルチック艦隊を海の藻屑にし、太平洋で­アメリカを苦しめた日本海軍とは思えん。

いや、日本海軍ではない！これこそが海上自衛隊なのだ！

[WXA2008]

this is why japan lost WWII

[HoldFire100]

HAHAHAHA OMG FUCKING GOOD COMMENT

[wicNKWD37]

@WXA2008 yet they were kicking ass.

[DreamHallow]

@WXA2008. Because they didn't have the "Seamen ship for love"?

Just hope no one has to ally with them...

US Navy: Alright, we are launching an all out attack against out strongest enemy to date. This will be the most epic battle ever, we will go down as legends in history!

*Japanese Navy ship passes by at full speed blasting "Seaman ship for love" while the crew dances*

US Navy: WTF WAS THAT?!

David Caruso: I...

*Puts on sunglasses*

David Caruso: Have no idea.

YEAAAAAA­AAHHHHHH!

[swordimpulse07]

No this is the result of Japan losing losing the war. The once proud Imperial Japanese Navy got reduced to the JMSDF because we told them to make a peace constitution. Obviously in Japan, members of the JSDF are technically civilians so they resign, instead of getting discharged after X number of years. This means that they have a hard time keeping their troop strength due to how easy it is to quit. Most of the time is because they get bored waiting for action, xcept for those who went to Iraq

[wonkydude1]

@swordimpulse07

It's amazing how much a good ass-whooping can humble a bully.

[WoWMalazar]

OMG!

GAAAAAAY!

No wonder the navy is full of GAYS!

[GoldentuskII]

the hell is wrong with you?

[xaviSF]

omfgrofllmfao...........

[CircusofPython]

That post-WWII treaty really messed up Japan's army. They're only allowed to have a "Defense Force", and the United States has to be their main defender.

The result is a laughable and huggable army and navy for Japan.

[verxintRising]

Not really. Their quasi-military is still fairly powerful, though not necessarily large, they could still hold their own with their allies support.

The reason for this commercial is just cultural. Japan is, to put it bluntly, weird.

[JCMac777]

God help anyone who goes against the Japanese Maritime Self Defense Force

[Netttt]

lol yay! lets go shoot the enemy with flowers and love!

[mathfreak123]

Actually sounds like a good idea to me..... lol :p :p

[podpalacz]

this cannot be real! lol! where is samurai spirit?

whatever happened to bushido?

[Trevorthekid]

after WW2, the U.S. took Japans army away.

[thinazzabird]

bushido died when they started letting chicks do bukkake, dude

[thekkl]

Yeah because swords are so much more effective then 16 inch guns.

[Soap1O]

you´re gay

[japz0021]

Admiral Yamamoto will be proud if he sees this. :)

[sisko197]

LOL ROFLAMO! This is what happens when you lose! But you have to love the post WWII Japanese... they are for the win!

[Kingofdetroit2004]

U.S. Military ads need to be more like this.

Lighthearted!

[domoto88]

i guess the navy should promote more like jasdf..more serious instead of this funny stuff..

[p8ntballer8491]

this made my day

[R8erNation636]

Okay, be honest, who would PAY to see the U.S. military run adds like this?

[parslis]

I always wondered whatever happened to the Village People -- apparently they've been helping governments jazz up their recruitment ads.

[GoGoGadgetBeer]

more like semen ship!

[prezaie2]

Sieg heil seaman ship seamnship semanship frw wov

Sieg heil seman ship seamanship fow peace ;-D

[romantic92]

hahahahhahahahahhaha that is funny

[crazycharles80]

I bet those soldiers would like a little seamen loving. ;)

[SteelRatt422]

Nice.

[baronofcheese]

ARE THEY SERIOUSLY TRYING TO GET PPL TO ENLIST?! HOLY SHIT!!!!! (b)

[revolutionary17]

uh oh, i wouldnt wanna mess with these guys, just look how disicplined they are! I hope this is supposed to be commical.

[shonn1988]

here's my question? whys it in english writing? I can hear what there saying cause my speakers broke so can someone i=I don't know tell me what there saying? other then what there saying in the writing.lol

[Yomamamadamadadayo]

seaman lol i thought they meant the sperm when i read this title

[jmp51985]

LOL NO WAI SEMEN HEHEHEHEHE

[realbiggun500]

if the us navy had this commerical they would get 50,000 gays to join

[unclejemima0]

the last time they did it they sucked white man dick to do it and they still do.

[ZeroX916]

So much racism in this string of comments. No wonder other countries look down on the US.

[republica1992]

don't try to act so cool like a peacemaker man we know deep inside, u have a darkside too man

[Dementedskull]

true that

[republica1992]

this is korea's rebellin u japs!

fuck your land of shit heads!

[Imij11]

Dude, what the hell? Why do you have to be so racist? You're a lowly grain of crap on the shoe of life. Seriously, read what you said, and think to yourself, "is this an American thing to do?"

Seriously.

[republica1992]

bullshit man who cares

im a proud korean who hates japs who tried to take over my country too many times man if u dont understand shut ur grill man!!!!

[Imij11]

Ok, it is true that the Japanese have unfairly tried to take over your country many times, but seriously, that doesn't mean all Japanese are horrible. I mean I'm not responisble for the fucked up decisions that President Bush has made for America. And I'm sorry about the American thing I said I've encountered a lot of racist Americans and assumed you were one of them.

[republica1992]

u got a point man...

sorry for my words, my apologies...

XD friends?

[Imij11]

We're definitely cool.

[Trevorthekid]

If your South Korean, then your ok.

If your North Korean, then your country sucks balls and has no money or food.

[GoldentuskII]

that's kinda becasue the shelled the hell out of them

[AyLaRoN]

seymann shiip? lol

i dont wanna join that seaman shit

[MissPMS]

They should have navy advertisments like this in the U.S. I'm sure many more people would join.

[nekodaisuki]

lol

[ZakkChaotic]

God damn it Japan, you miserable, miserable bastards!

[demonweeper]

lolzszszs china and korea could kick their asses in a milisecond

[flying0range]

Japan doesn't have a real military you retard. The last time it did they kicked China's and Korea's ass.

[demonweeper]

yea but it now that counts not last time dumbass

[DimSumNoGood]

and you are a fuckin retard, oh great and wise dragon

[prepgirlNessa]

This can't be a real video from Japan, can it? I mean, the accent sounds natural, but come on...

Although with what J-pop is turning into, it very well could be real...

[PAK43]

...orz

[mpdivo]

I want to join right now!

[Genshiro89]

It is a joke like how chinese people talk,when they say Rs intsead of Ls

[DimSumNoGood]

they're japanese, retard. and chinese people can pronounce L sounds

[Genshiro89]

Retard human !!!! I lived in Japan for over 100 years, I know they are japanese, besides every chinese person I have met has never been able to say Ls, So don't you speak too me you insolent mortal, For you do not mess with a dragon...

[DimSumNoGood]

i'm chinese you dumbshit, i think i would know. every chinese person you say...i say bullshit

[Genshiro89]

Shut up mortal.. I have no time to argue with my prey.. Besides to us all humans are the same anyway you all are the same primitive apes.. So you shut up you ignorent shithead..I'm dragonian..I don't care much about humans like you..

[DimSumNoGood]

dear god, you are a fuckin moron

[Genshiro89]

You believe in a god..There is only a goddess, Mabey in a few hunderd years your kind will be able to comprehend..for now you are just too primitive and unintellegent....

[driftsire1]

some day your gonna realize what youre saying you idiot and fucking monster bitch tangina mo bolenchow ka gling ka sa puki ng nanay mo

[razooo]

bwahahahaha!

[BenTenWolde]

I'm going to show everyone i know!

[MaximilianBeers9825]

The Chinese and North Koreans would love to see this!

[vettech]

Who knew the Japanese had a gay navy?

[azn1011]

well, what the hell else would a navy be? straight?

[MaximilianBeers9825]

We have seaman ship, seaman ship, for love!

[birdshot]

"Semen Ship"

[dmkitty13]

Never talk during Seaman Ship!

[IceyLonePhoenix]

Lmao...I that was hilarious when he said that XD. Ah,Anderson Cooper and japanese television...what could be better ^_~?

[dmkitty13]

I was so happy the other night when I found out that the Shot was from Japanese TV b/c I just KNEW they would do Seaman Ship (I had only seen it on youtube until then). And they did. I was enthralled *G*