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  • Cohen: my god!

    Gollum: my precious!

    Cohen: no! It's MINE!!!

  • he's a tip when you play don't kill him until he gives you the plasmid then you do what you want after

  • I like how the 1st top comment is showing the love for Sander.

    But the second is saying the complete opposite.

  • cornyking1992 The other Rapture citizens can't use Vita-Chambers because Vita-Chambers genetically resticted to use but only one man can use them at the time in Civil War and this was Andrew Ryan, Jack is Andrew's son so they have both genes, that's why Jack can use vita-chambers to and If you ask why Andrew Ryan is not revived after he died, He disabled a vita-chamber near his desk in his office

  • will someone explain to me the vita chamber plot hole if I can use it why cant anyone else

  • every scene in bioshock was crazy

  • I love the fact that Rapture is enveloped in deep insanity. I'm not sure what sick fuck thought up this part of the game, but it surely helps in the deep meaning of Bioshock.

  • I didn't even give him a chance to come downstairs and do the fireworks spectacular, I thought for sure he'd fight back.

    I kind of regret it now, I love him.

  • when i did this i was surprised that he was just out there, in the open, i could kill him if i wanted, but i didnt cause he gave me a power.

  • yah when that happen a big daddy was right behind him. I was like wtf!

  • Lol at first I tought you have made traps for him on stairs for epic pwnz...

  • I feel so bad for him. I didn't kill him. He's too wonderful.

  • >>implying there are scenes in Bioshock that AREN'T crazy

  • @VinnyVanYiffy I'm pretty desensitized to this stuff.

  • I friggin love this. And so, you're saying that this is based on how living in anarchy with no religion or govt is a good way to end up in a state of destruction and chaos?

  • i dont understand the background behind bioshock even tho i play it.. its still confusing even tho the said they why.. someone please tell me the background be hind the game!.. *im not hating on i PLAY the game!..*

  • @loveyouboo82011 You're 13, play it when you're older.

  • @loveyouboo82011

    If you're legitimately asking, it's based on political theory and the book Atlas Shrugged, Although Bioshock is a story about how these ideas can either self destruct or be corrupted depending on your own interpretation.

    The idea's and concrens raised around the ideas of objectivism are still relevant too today. The 'take back Wall St' protests and the use of the term 'job creator's' comes to mind. Google them if u really are interested, but take heed it is quite heavy stuff.

  • @Zeph101theoriginal thanks..:)

  • I have a personal vendetta against Sander Cohen. Seeing Kyle Fitzpatrick plasterd to an explosive piano reminds me of how I play piano, and that scares the shit out of me... I couldnt spare him :(

  • wtf?

    

  • I LOVE THIS GAME I WANT IT TO HAVE ALL OF MY BABIES

  • Did you know that if you kill him and then take a picture of his corpse you get an achievment thats called "Irony"

  • Favorite character in the whole game--hands down. I loved exploring his turf the most.

  • this dude needs to get out more

  • Sander Cohen reminds me of the Joker from Batman.

  • I love Sander Cohen the dude is hilarious and is only in matched Bio-shock 2 by Gil Alexander.

  • This was definitely one of the coolest levels

  • He looks like Salvador Dali... Damn!

  • @MrRichard450 His character is based off of Salvador Dali lol u can find that information out on the bioshock wikipedia website :)

  • XD I didn't see all of this scene until my second playthrough, because the first time it happened, I wasn't paying attention and just instinctively attacked him as soon as I saw him.

  • ESta muy bien muy diver tido ese despitadossoso

  • LOOOOL! I was in a rush, so I attacked Cohen during his appearance! XD

  • for xbox 360 if you kill him and take a pic of his corpse u get a secret acheivment called irony

  • Has anyone else noticed the strange thing lately with YouTube?

    When you pause the video and click to a different time,

    there will be a quick flash with a message saying 'NaN:NaN'

    Does anyone know what it might stand for or?

  • @swill689 Something along the lines of "Not available now"

    Probably a glitch in the timescale bar.

  • @TommyGeo101 @swill2689 no its not a glitch (matrix referance :PP) it means Not A Number and it happens sometimes when its trying to process the data on which you are clicking probably meaning theyr either trying to update the time bar or sumthin :l

  • @DexusDisaster Damn, I was so close.

    I see that Matrix reference there xD.

  • If you let him live and kill him in the apartment you get Medical Expert 3!!!!! (or 2 can't remember which)

  • The first thing I thought of when he removed his hat was "Is that Jack Nicholson's Joker?!"

  • THE NAME IS SANDER FUCKIN COHEN, BITCH!!!!!

  • Bioshock is an amazing story

  • LOL it creeps me out hahaha

  • I've always wanted to set a cyclone trap on the stairs. . . Just for lulz :D

  • only buy bioshock for play frost frolic and meet sander cohen madness

  • Just a normal day in paradise...

  • Wanna hear something cool do to do? After you kill Cohen (fort frolic or mercury suites), wait till you get the big daddy suit (it's 25% dammage decrease) and go back to fort frolic. If you start shooting at Cohen's masterpeice, the lights around it will go red and then all of a sudden Cohen will appear and start fighting you, even if you have already killed him. It's pretty cool and you can kill him again and get extra stuff xD

  • this guy is the shit...

  • .________. man is he weird...

  • Uhhh

  • What's with those sparkles?!

  • I have to confess, I played through most of Bioshock, with no fucking clue as to what I was doing.

  • @sacredcamelot3 Same here man, I had to look up the whole story on Wikipedia after I beat it! LOL

  • I actually feel bad for Sander Cohen. First, he's gay and he loves four men who use him. Then he is silenced by Andrew Ryan. And now he is all alone. When I saw those dead plastered people sitting in the theater, it was like his dolls. No one sees him anymore so he has to pretend people still care about him, like the maniquins in I am Legend.

  • @Thomasveach95

    I felt like this a lot of the time in Bioshock. Everybody got fucked up the arse, whether evil, or otherwise (Oh wait, Bioshock wasn't as simple as just evil vs good). BTW, "LMAO your gay!!"

    Another game where it seems like everyone is being punished in some way, is Silent Hill 2. Nobody thrives in Silent Hill, everyone is a manic depressive, then gets raped by Pyramid head.

  • @Thomasveach95 he's still a sick fuck, asshole!

  • @Thomasveach95

    Sometimes I feel that this game is the Citizen Kane of video games (storywise).

    It's even got the classic feel of an old film.

  • @Thomasveach95 I'm NOT alone, they are my pets!

  • the best thing was the gamerscore "irony":)

  • He was beautifully terrifying as was the whole Fort Frolic level. And, quick question, did Sander have affairs with his disciples or what?

  • @Adski92 he might have had an affair with ryan but probably he slept with everbody

  • @pokercards101 Hahahaha! True, he seems like a slut.

  • lolz

  • WOW. Anyway, Andrew Ryan is the best character in BioShock for me. To have the will to build a city at the bottom of the sea. Most ownly would dream but Andrew Ryan made it a reality. Sander Cohen was just riding on Andrew's back....

  • I dont have this game but I want it soooo badly!

  • Sander Cohen is a pretty likable character when he isn't trying to kill you. :)

  • What?

    Oh, and 86 people don't have BioShock.

  • What a fag.

  • i didnt wait for him to get down the stairs to kill him right when i saw that bastard pop out of those doors i wrecked him

  • This ain't scary. This is Rapture

  • Somebody really enjoys their shotgun. Is that a rate of fire AND damage power-to-the-people upgrade i sense?

  • bioshock is crazy, not just this scene.

  • @IanMartinTV It wasn't suppose to be crazy. It was suppose to be a "wtf? o.O" scene

  • i liked sander cohen just because he was the first splicer that didn't attacked you on sight

  • Would you kindly!?

  • scenes like this are proof of how unique and special bishock is in the gaming world.

  • lol i never saw this scene cause i ran up and hit him at once :O

  • zap him , ZAP HIM

  • i never saw his face because the second he started to come down the stairs i was like "there you are you sick fuck" and shot him in the face

  • @fuzzydany That is perhaps one of the most hilarious things I've ever heard, might have to try that myself :P

  • @fuzzydany

    dude.how can you not love how twisted this guy is?

  • @fuzzydany i love you

  • @fuzzydany He was about too give you a token for your graditude.

  • Before I played the game, I thought that every goal that was completed, this dude would come out of nowhere and say ''Accomplished!''

  • what as that????

    why was a crazy scene???

  • I didn't kill him...I like him too much ;)

    But when I did in the apartment, I was all like "I'M SORRRY! I'M SORRRRY!" XD

  • @dwwbiggestfan4ever

    Haha, TOTALLY! I had the same 'problem'. 'OH MY GOD I NEED TO KILL HIM NOW? SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!' :')

  • HIS GUN LOOKS TRANSPEARANT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE VIDEO!

  • @BobLam0127 it was its a tonic

  • I remember first time I saw him I was thinking " Is this guy high?" so I shot him. :p

  • @MrFrank485

    I remember the first time reading your comment and thinking the same thing about you.

  • Well sanders happy...

  • i felt kinda bad when i brutally shot his face off with his own large crossbow... right after i killed him, i had a little life left, and when i broke into a glass case and it triggered an alarm. the bots pwnd me and i had to do it over again. karma i guess. sorry mr. cohen.

  • Aw, Sander Cohen was so nice, I was ashamed to kill him. He gave such nice gifts.

  • Aww, I love Sander Cohen. I couldn't kill him. Well actually I did just to see what's in the box but then I loaded after haha.

  • anyone else just shoot him while he was walking down?

  • @fred12345ization i did the first time i played it then i found out he had to unlock the combo that had the plasmid in it, so i replayed it and let him unlock it then shot him in the face with the shotgun xD

  • depth right there...

  • i loved it !!!!

  • where is this? what place or level is it called? O:

    im in arcadia now. ._. im not very far. does anything BIG happen in arcadia?

  • @XOXpuppyluvrXOX this is the level after arcadia/farmers market its called "fort frolic" and i wouldn' want to ruin the surprise

  • @awesomeo799 ahh okies.. x] lol, thanks. :3

  • ITS THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA!!!!!

  • Watching him dance down the stairs creeped me out o__o

  • @TheDrwill Yeah I think that was my reaction too. I hadn't heard of the game before and I just rented it for shits and giggles. The opening seemed nice enough but then I actually got to Rapture and I was scared shitless man.

  • pay for the registered version of fraps ghetto boy. lame

  • @Pow3rGaming who the fuck buys fraps in these days? download!

  • Sander Fucking Cohen is such an artist! Have you ever in the beginning of this stage just go up to the guy playing the piano and just kill Yourself!

    Sander gets so baffled it's hilarious! You have to try it!

  • how do you turn invisible?

  • @Shinyapplz have the natural comoflauge tonic

  • @Shinyapplz use the camera to take pictures of houdini splicers and you get natural camoflage tonic after you get enough picture points. Def one of the most useful tonics ingame

  • @TimtheBA Agreed, the bonuses from research pictures are so useful during the game. When I first played BS, I wouldn't take pictures of splicers or turrets and I finished the game without any research bonus. The second time I played it, I would take pictures of every single opponent and the gameplay was so much different than the first time.

  • This scared me when i was playing. Idk why...

  • Sander Cohen is AWESOME!

    Best character EVAR.

  • you wait till you see the two dancers when cohen say don't bother them then you kill them then you run up to the door that he will come out of as he comes down the stairs you start shooting him he runs up stairs then you finish him off. Then i hit his face with the wrench plenty times then set him on fire.

  • my bor's got his mask and nxt haloween he is coming as a splicer

  • Hey look, he finally took his ears off :D

  • Every scene from Bioshock is weird

  • best moment in bioshock 4 me.... that and killing him

  • I didn't even wait for this, I just shot him as soon as I saw him

  • the shotgun is so much cooler when upgraded in bioshock 1

  • Once I saw Sander, I got a girl boner...

  • @Drifloona I'm glad I'm not the only one :)

  • @Drifloona I'm sorry, but your comment has literally made my year! Seriously, I LOL'd.

  • its not really his masterpiece. you did all the work

  • kick ass shotgun

  • Sander Cohen made the game perfect

  • I took a picture on him when he was dead, didnt know it was an achievement :D

  • @comicguitar do you have steam? 'cause on many games on steam you can get archivements: for doing special things, or go somewherer or finish something. very very pointless sometimes, but still cool

  • @SuperGeneralD Yeah, i have steam.. but i found it through the 360 version :P

  • *crazy fan pops out* OMG I LOVE YOU SANDEEERRRRRRR!!!!

  • Sander Cohen is the best bioshock character :D

  • @rajlle lol ikr. i didnt want to kill him but i had to for the trophie (or however its spelt)

  • @rajlle No that is Sander Cohen

  • @OmegaApocalypse No i think it's Sander Cohen

  • @rajlle

    Best videogame character*

  • trololololo anyone?

  • @Badquack Someone should make a video of Sander Cohen coming down the stairs, then replace the audio with the 'TROLOLOLOLOLOL' song!

    That would be EPIC

  • wtf just happened someone plz explain

  • One of my fav fps of all time.

  • best game next to Fallout 3

  • You can only net the achievement if you hold out on killing him for now, but proceed on doing so when you reach his apartment.

  • I took pictures of all their butts and crotches. He adored it... well now we know something about him <3

  • its funny how his mouth isnt moving

  • still nobody can compare to what Dr. Steinberg does to his "patients"..................1 word.........scissors

  • Who is that dude my bro said it was Gil Alexander

  • @rosabaca21 gil alexander is only in the seccond bioshock

  • @TheLaMoFo yeah i know that but try telling my brother that:)

  • @rosabaca21

    its sander cohen

  • @westerntoaster thanks!:)who's sander cohen

  • @rosabaca21

    the guy in this scene

  • @westerntoaster ohhh duh sorry u probably think i'm stupid right now.

  • how many people put a crossbow bolt in his face as he was lookin at the sculpture? i know i did

  • salvador dali!

  • I hate you cohen But I love you. I love him because he gives you one of the best wepons in the game but I hate him because he tried to get you killed one more than ones and because he is a compleat nut job.

  • this game had the worst fucking combat i've ever played and it doesn't even look good. the only redeeming value is that it trashes on objectivists.

  • @Ratama then wy r yu watchin the vidieo  yu retard

  • @xXbioshokfanboyXx Then why are you watching the video you retard*

  • @XxHaydoKidxX haha thank you for correcting me lol

  • @Ratama ur gay

  • @Ratama someone is about 14 and has no sense of what makes a good game ^_^

  • @Ratama if you dont know how to play... DONT PLAY :) .... if you are too rookie to play...DONT PLAY...

  • I remember wanting to keep him alive, but somehow a Big Daddy aggro'd him, and suddenly Sander was trying to kill me while the Big Daddy kept stabbing him in the face. =/

  • i randomly got irony by taking the picture i dint even know i was just mad cuz i had to take pics about dead innocents ppl

  • seems the joker got sick of gotham........

  • I shot at him before he made it down the stairs :D

  • 'My God... my God.... my God...'

    Y'know, I sort of think he's getting turned on. =/

    He's gay, I knew it.

  • He saw a double quadtych

  • yep, its weird, like the whole fucking game!! XD

    Strangest game I ppayed in my life, but awesome

  • who is sander cohen?

  • @Mropticalgreen Who isn't he?

  • Lay down your weapons... heheh... THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!

  • why is it crazy?