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  • filmed with a potato?

  • stay down.

  • Dumb ass people its called a helmet since now your dumber then ever next time wear a helmet

  • good landing...if your a penguin

  • lol he fell mid air...just slid down

  • "mom I dont think Ill want any of that corn on the cob tonight."

  • lolz for the description!!!

  • Helmets don't cover your fucking face

  • @roguespear888 *sighs* google bmx helmet. You sir, are a fucking idiot.

  • @GLADYOUWEREHERE yeeeeah u mad :3

  • Dummass wear a helmet -.-

  • EAT DIRT FOOL

  • that's why you wear a helmet moron

  • get up walk it off

  • Let's face the facts, the landing surface was really soft and he had to face the decision of bailing or facing his fears and trying to land it.

  • Die he died?

  • @ispytotal xd good joke buddy :D

  • How is my comment not at the top anymore??? I have 246 likes...

  • and thats why you wear a helmet

  • STAY DOWN MY ASS,let em get up and try it again!!!!!He has to redeem himself,or make eat more dirt.

  • Helmet fool!

  • stay down?!?!

  • hahahahahahahahahhaha :D:D::D:D:

  • DUDE THAT WAS FUCKING HARD CORE HAHAHA FUCKING NOOB!!!!

  • YOU MOTHER FU***** THAT'S WHY YOU WEAR A HEALMET

  • eat dirt....

  • Who clicked for the blood in his face?

  • get a job you fucking useless fucking bum!!

  • and this is why you need a I.Q. over 4 to ride a bike

  • Did you post this on "FACE"book?

  • @rainerfilm thats funny

  • FACE GRIND!

  • lmao!!!!!!!!

    hahahahhaa

  • I love it how u do a huge wipeout and everyone askes are you okay? NO IM NOT FUCKIN OKAY i only have 2 broken arms you know the usual.

  • Well well well 240p , we meet again

  • Whoa! a video with friends who cared?? AMAZING!!

  • thats the reason why you should wear a helm ;)

  • lol idiot fuck head

  • EPIC faceplant/face slide

    - "Are you ok?"

    

  • continue a faire l'imbécile en vélo !!! tu vas te dompter un moment donné

  • A new sport, BMX baseball.(Slide), safe.

  • Ouch!!!

    

  • i love watching shitty faggots ride bikes it so fucking funny

  • Charley!!!

  • Those are the two best top comments ever.

  • the funny thing is how he said "ooouuuccchhh" right when he had finished the slide ride haha why not say it exactly wen u hit the ground? not wen u stop haha

  • Probably too late, to say "pull up" He was going to case the jump regardless though.

  • This happened to me once, well thats almost true, all this happened to me except the bike, the stunt and the going wrong parts.

  • HE READ MY BOOK> 101 WAYS TO TAKE YOUR MIND OFF EATING PUSSY>

  • On a positive note, compared to other wannabe stuntmen who smash their skulls into the ground really hard, he very ably used his face to decelerate smoothly. If it wasn't for the not-quite-impeccable posture (ass sticking out, knees bent), I would even call this an elegant faceplant.

  • comma

  • This video is the definition of "eating shit"

  • noob down

    

  • get a job you fuckin bum!!!

  • natural selection in humans

  • he wear glove but no helmet - -*

  • I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

  • ahahaha ..............where s the fuck pool ?

  • He should have worn a helmet. Not sure how much (if any) protection for the face, but still would be something.

    No sympathy at all.

  • "are you ok?" did he look ok, skidding down that hill on his face. ouch!

  • hahahahahah lol at himm!!!!!!

  • Every single video like this.

    "Are you okay?"

    "Yeah, I only shoved my face along 12 feet of packed soil. Of course I'm good."

  • nice hd quality!!!

  • that was bad crash

  • Did you film this with a calculator?

  • I'm no expert but that looks like it tickled a bit.

  • No helmet, no sympathy 

  • what was he trying to do? just a jump or was he going for a trick because it didn't look like it

  • you are a fucking pussy i broke my tailbone on my dirtbike and still walked home with my bike fag.

  • your face god damnet!!

  • If that guy kept on telling me to lay down after rubbing my face on the floor, I'd put him on the floor!!!

  • autsch! :/

  • Nice helmet! How much?

  • nothing went wrong, its a trick called "Face grind"

  • @bluecharm08F lol tht takes skill lol hahahahah ;D

  • dead sailer for real

  • Thank god, he wore some gloves...

  • What is the kid at 0:13 doing with a pillow is his car???

  • ABORTION

  • it's alright.....he broke the fall with his face. :)

  • That's why u fkn wear a helmet dirt jumping, one time I didn't and almost hit the soft spot on the back of my head and cud of caused a concussion or something

  • You got to walk it off, bro.

  • wht an idiot!

  • boy you fucked yourself up

  • That's gotta sting.

  • Thats how Tony Montana rails cocaine

  • @RipYourTongueOut that is fucking epic

  • That was a perfectly good landing... FOR A PENGUIN!

  • @Ferreal92 lol literally made me lol

  • @Ferreal92 looooooooooooool

  • you guys are very respectful and over all good buddies. nice to know that there are some good people out there.

  • So this is sub zeros other secret move the face slide of awesomeness

  • that land is awsome

  • your face... goddammit!!

  • Well it's nice to see he took the time to think about some protection ^^ I'm sure his hands are just fine through all of this ^^ thank god! Hahahaha >.<

  • FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCC­CCCCCCCEEEEEEEEPPPLLLLLAAANNTT

    

  • Wow you took that like a PUSSY! I did the same thing and jumped right back up and got back going. Then later that night went to the hospital to get stitches since my chin was all chewed up. Plus I had to have a surgery to get rocks out of my face and that. I jumped up like I never fell! And I was 12!

  • @366BMX366 your SO hardcore, people are gonna start using your name instead of Chuck Norris'

  • Another one bites the dust...

  • Ar you ok? Lay down and let me record more of your face instead of calling for help

  • that is what i call eating shit

  • Human slide!

  • idiot

    

  • dude honestly just stay down...are you okay...just stay down

    nah im good

    no dude just stay down

  • you got that smooth ...

    on your face

  • noob biker XD

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAAHAHH WTF!!!!!!!

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  • FAILL lol

  • more fun then anything this fuck can do xd

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Nice trick.

  • YOURR FACEE....GODDDAMN IT

  • What was this filmed with? a potatoe?

  • That helmet looks so lifelike!

  • hahahaha lolololol

    

  • @LMCX10 do you think he was OK afterwards where there was no permanent scarring? this was a good example of why helmets should be work when doing such stunts.

  • another one bites the dust!

  • its cool dawg his skull is protecting his brain

  • One thing that pisses me off is when you've about killing yourself, and have some shitbird who saw the whole thing come over and ask, "Are you ok?"

    Yeah!.... I'm ok, except for a ruptured spleen, lacerated liver, pelvic fracture and going into shock. Why not make yourself useful and use your cellphone to call the paramedics instead of asking stupid questions?

  • "You ok?"..-____-

  • now he has two eyebrows

  • yep i Agree HE BIT ThE DUST

  • lack of speed or what... i can't laugh because i haven't done it yet LOL

  • Good thing he wore glowes...

  • hahaha i swear the comments arer funnier then the video sometimes.

  • Haha yayaya Your face god damnit

  • @LMCX10 No..its called Planking

  • LOL nice mullett

  • wheres it hurt?

    -___-

    my face...you just saw it

  • "stay their stay their" .... noooooooo hes gonna get up and walk away

  • dude wear a helmet i know it looks gay no effence to gay people , but u would still have teeth if ya wore a full face

  • man his face really cleaned those rocks

  • that was the cheapest nose job ive ever seen.

  • You ok? You ok? You ok? You ok dude? Dude? Ok? You? Ohhhh? I just came.

  • learm how to ride a bike.

  • dididididi kakakakaka rsrsrsrsrs héhéhéhé dididididi

  • seems like somthing that would happen to me.

  • Thats actually Tony Hawk

  • @agetro LOL

  • Its weird because he lands almost like if he had it planned.

  • good u dumb ass u should have ur helmet u idiot

    

  • his new nickname is DUUUUUUDE!

  • "dude where does it hurt"

    His FUCKIN face you idiot

  • @penuth yes because his entire body didn't hit the ground..

  • @SteadyAimer gay

  • he ate it 

  • why should he lay down, seriously?

  • stupid guys.. how meany times have to fail to anderstain this is shit..???

  • ahahahahah

  • How bout a side order of tree pollen with that Dirt Trail mix!

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  • Yo what brand of helmet is that?

  • @TheNico9696 i think its called skull face and skin, it was probobly the only one he could afford

  • @TheNico9696 Bitch getting served co.

  • @TheNico9696 It's called Retard most people dont wear it.

  • @TheNico9696 skull. the most expensive brand.

  • @TheNico9696 i bet its called "Headmet"

  • @supamarkzyxe are you retarded?

  • @TheNico9696 Lol do you think he had helmet? stupid.

  • @supamarkzyxe i think he meant that he didnt have a helment on and shouldove

  • @supamarkzyxe Yes...I thought he was wearing a helmet

  • @TheNico9696 HAHAHAHAaaaaaaa holy shit dude you just caused 5 people to fall down laughing

  • @xmasterfunk haha cuz of my comment? who fell down laughing?

  • @TheNico9696 dumbass brand.

  • Whats called a helmet, what you wear on your head? You didn't go anywhere with your statement. And lol, a helmet wouldn't have stopped him from sliding on his face haha

  • @azoof Dude that's where you're wrong! If he had a MX helmet he would have only broke his neck from pulling his head forward. No scratched face though. :) All these babies crying about no helmets are morons. It's your body do what you want. Same goes for seat belts. If I don't want to wear one, then I shouldn't have to just b/c someone tells me to.

  • @bluesvt retard

  • @kevmanev NICE!

  • its called a fucking helmet... get you some...

  • @metallicaman161 helmets are for fags XD

  • @TheBadassSuperstar ya... till you get 10 staples down the back of your head....

  • @TheBadassSuperstar but it helps u to not get ur skull damaged i rather where it then get surgery

  • kewl

  • Maybe you shouldn't do that

  • america is freedom country. what ever u want , u can do it if it's not against law.

  • If I had a dollar for every pixel on this video, I would have one dollar.

  • ooohhhh!!!! you can hear the guys face slidind in the dirt! he took it like a champ though,

  • 10 hour later he was still trying to remove his tooth from the ground...

  • face busted and bleeding from his head and eyes * you allright?*

    other then me raming my soft head and face in to hard rocky ground yea.

  • "Are you okay?" No there's just blood all over my face...