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  • HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS A MORMON MISSIONARY?

  • @scottwins2 that is definitely a god fearing mormon right there

  • For every person here ridiculing the Book of Mormon, I'm going to send a missionary to your house.

  • @ShannonB3343 We don't need to ridicule the Book of Mormon. Mark Twain did that for us.

  • @acr08807 Mark Twain was wrong. "And it came to pass" is used in Hebrew to ties sentances together. Actually it verifies The Book of Mormon further.

  • @scottwins2 Here's what Twain said about that: "Whenever he found his speech growing too modern--which was about every sentence or two—he ladled in a few such Scriptural phrases as "exceeding sore," "and it came to pass," etc., and made things satisfactory again. "And it came to pass" was his pet. If he had left that out, his Bible would have been only a pamphlet." Try reading Twain's essay instead of lying about it. That's what adults do.

  • @acr08807 I don't lie I make mistakes but I don't lie. Because Mark Twain says something doesn't make it so. The fact is The Book of Mormon came from another language and was used used frequently, Actually you will find it in the Bible as well, 452 times!!!!! So the Bible must not be true then. Rediculous.

  • @scottwins2 You still don't understand Twain's point. Seriously, you need to read Twain's essay before you criticize it. Just like Twain read the Book of Mormon before he pointed out the BoM's manifest flaws.

  • @acr08807 I have read it, don't tell me what I haven't done since you don't know . We are done here.

  • @scottwins2 No, you read some Mormon apologist website. If you'd read Twain's piece, you'd know what it says. And you were done with any intellectual pursuit by the time you hit fourth grade, judging by your comments.

  • It's funnier with a condom...

  • don't you have proselyting to do? XD

  • go, elder, go! :)

  • the mormon jesus is funnier at /watch?v=jQIdzPo3qlE

  • Not funny

  • video.google.com/videoplay?doc­id=5865956312777885834#docid=-­122696815623730111

  • how come on every single video involving mormons, somebody comes on, ignores the video, and tries to attack the mormon church? This is just supposed to be funny

  • That mormon had a beer gut!

  • @catstalker1

    YES, A young FAT Mormon missionary,, they are usually trim and fit,, guess this missionary is eating too much junk  food and not fasting.

  • come on you guys. this is just a silly video. do we really have to be unkind and insult each others religion? you really can't win a religious debate. it all just depends on what you believe. please, can we just enjoy this?????????

  • HE IS A FAT SHIT

  • Hehe! A chicken pop!

  • why cant everyone just chill?

  • google Doe's Account, mindblowing.

  • Dude! i did the same thing with a glove

  • To answer your question, no we are not.

  • mormons never practiced it it's only propaganda and rumor I know because I know the history very well and have a high knowlege of it

  • we Do not do that nor have we ever!!!!! but if you would like to blame someone blame mideval kings because that is what they did but mormon never didi that

  • "mormon" never did it cuz he never LIVED!

  • Wow... Isn't it funny that such a simple little video can spark such a huge debate? Guys, get off youtube if you want to discuss mormonism, and go talk to a Mormon, go check out their sites, or go to another more primary source. Youtube is hardly the place to talk about things like that. Besides, this is just as silly video.

  • Dude. for a moment I almost thought that coulda been by bro. lol

  • It's a video about a missionary blowing a glove up on his head. Why would you want to start an arguement on a video like this?

  • Reality Check. For the truth about mormonism please read "Mormonism Shadow or Reality" by Jerald and Sandra Tanner, or watch Sandra online. She realised her great great grandfather, Brigham Young was not a prophet after she read his sermons on blood atonement and the blacks. Two years later she found out the Book of Mormon was false too.

  • ?

    I'm not argueing religions here, I never do. It's an arguement that you can not win. Someone will believe what they want, deal with it.

  • Well, actually, if you believe the Bible to be the inspired word of God, then there really isn't much to debate. Mormonism and Biblical Christianity are not the same.

  • LOL, For over 175 years the Book Of Mormon has been ridiculed, dissected, examined by philosophers, and it's stood the test of time, its true and nothing that any one says can prove it other wise, don't take second hand info. get it straight from the horses mouth, you wouldn't go to a Ford dealer to ask about a Chevy, and you don't go to a History teacher for a Math problem. Most people are afraid of what they don't know and dont understand and they disregard it as false, find out for yourself.

  • Even mormon scholars are abandoning the B.O.M. They have been for years. In 1993 10 mormon scholars produced "New Approaches To The Book of Mormon." Read any chapter and that should be enough to show the book is not history. Re: The Ford/ Chevy issue that comes up a lot with the mormons. I have favourited a video simply called "Sandra Tanner" which deals with this.

  • If you don't agree with it that's cool we don't force anyone too your entitled to your opinion but I just say keep an opened mind it helps

  • Read it, and pray, its that simple, not very hard.

  • @RandomPerson123321 I agree and its a funny vid too!

  • @RandomPerson123321 It's a good thing Moroni didn't see this !

  • haha we used to have a certain pair of missionaries come over to our house all the time to have lunch/dinner. one of them did this trick w/ the glove. haha :)

  • OH what??? God doesn't like fat people?? then why do people get so upset when God doesn't like black people?? :) well he didn't now he does. :) GO LDS people! :)

  • This video is much less foolish than the Gospel they present.

  • its a sin to be fat..... someone should let that missionary know

  • hahah

  • funny thing is.....your right.

    being a little chubby is no big thing but when it gets to the point where your health is at stake and 30% more likely to stroke or heart attack. Then yah..... gods gonna be pist he dident run a few laps.

  • come on give the missionaries a break

  • ...

  • how many people did you baptize on your mission? huh?

  • Numbers don't matter. There is this one missionary who only baptized 1 person, but just by baptizing that one person then made the rest of the family LDS, which continued on through the rest of the family tree.

  • Numbers do matter...even if he only baptized one person, that's still one more Lds person regular people are going to have to deal with. I suggest you watch the documentary on the Book of Abraham on here....the whole church is bullshit.

  • I am sorry that you feel that way. Have you personally attended an LDS meeting? If not, I don't see how you have any grounds to fight on.

  • I went nearly every week from when I was born until about 17 years old when I felt guilty, nearing the mission age, about going out on a mission without knowing every single thing there is to know about the church. As soon as you start doing research its really not that hard to see how thinly veiled everything is.

  • Have you attended since then? Maybe if you attend without the guilt of not going on a mission you might find it in the true light.

  • Have you tried not going?

  • Yes. My life got easier, but no way near better. I was able to fit in with the world, which meant I worried about all the wrong things. Once I started going back life got harder, but I was able to feel at peace with all of my decisions and I was happier.

  • Dear Sister, your words are an inspiration to us all, A true example that there is no better Church. No Better Faith. Sister would you please inform these Gentle men that we Choose To Walk Our Saviors Foot Steps, to as much degree as possible. Life only seems harder because this is the Only Faith that teaches you how to Fully apply the Gospel to your life. I wake up in the morning and in humility on my knees I give thanks and pray to our Heavenly Father. And every night Family Prayer. 2 steps :)

  • its ok if you dont go on a mission. not everyone does. i would encourage you to but its your choice. you shouldnt feel pressured to. keep going to church and read and pray every day. it will definitely make you feel better.

  • is that some sort of joke? i haven't been in three years and i'm the happiest/healthiest/most successful i've ever been in my life. why would i go door to door lying to people about the lds church being even remotely correct. do some research then talk to me about going on a mission.

  • no its not a joke. and you may be happy now but in the next life i prmoise you wont be. excpecially when you say this church isnt true. its the only one TRUE church.

  • a. there's no such thing as the next life

    b. It's not true c. there is no true church,

    d. there is probably no god.

    I told you to go do some research...that's why so many of you people stay ignorant. no offense, but you really outta do some reading..unless you're into the idea of wasting loads of time in a building with a bunch of people that talk/act like they've had lobotomies.

  • @iishkabibble other churches have some truth.

  • You didn't give it enough of a chance.

  • i know howie mandel did that 2

  • Do not try this at home! Howie Mandel ruptured his sinuses doing this. He said it on the Biography show about him.

  • Now I know what Mormons mean when they say hand of God!

  • yes, cuz that makes sense. mormon missionaries ALWAYS carry those around. (no offense, im just saying thats a little weird)

  • i thought it was a condom at first cause i couldnt see the fingers....

  • I love mormons. the one in this video could use a maturity upgrade though.

  • *do

  • wow i think it is so crazy how someone watches this video and all they di is start dissing on the relgion i mean come on people dont you have anything better to do?

  • we're you really that BORED!

    hehe

    funny though

  • I HATE mormons

  • stfu

  • Raphinater you are so right!

    Are you LDS too?

    Or just Smart?

  • Oh G-zu$!

    Save that great man with your holy shit!

  • wow i did tha too when i was 5

  • lol, I love mormon boys!! I'm mormon and proud of it!

  • your not cool, i'm cool

  • because they are idiots

  • crazy mormons

    and yes i am one

  • I never said that I think that they're a cult! I'm a Mormon myself! I was saying that this video is really lighthearted and funny, and that there is no way you could think that we're a cult after watching this. Sorry if you misunderstood.

  • Watch this and then say that Mormonism is a cult and that we worship the devil in the basements of our churches. Heck, our churches don't even HAVE basements!

  • thanks :]

  • I guess this is the mission called "Mormon Helping Hands"

    LOL

  • Good grief, no matter where I go on this site, no matter how many silly missionary videos I watch, there are anti-mormon arguments on EVERY SINGLE ONE! Blimey. Get over it. There are Mormons in the world. We're allowed to have fun. We don't want to discuss religion every minute of the day. STFU!

  • @DemonaLlama lol I hate Mormons!!!

  • @RandomBackground Good for you lol. Why??

  • @DemonaLlama Well, if the videos weren't uploaded as "mormon missionary does ___" then people wouldn't think of the religion as much, or at least wouldn't be directed here from other anti-religion searches. That should help.

  • Plus even if you don't believe it who cares. They all end up having happyer lives. I can twist things too you know. You say things like that and turn it around well. I can turn football into a bunch of gay guys running around in tights with a deformly shaped ball. Anything can be altered to sound retarded.

  • I am not mormon but I have friends that are and know alot about it and... Sereously, you morons need to stfu. There is nothing wrong with their beleifs, in fact with their word of wisdom and the fact they fast it is actually good for their health and they live longer.

  • do you know anything about the church at all? have you read the book of mormon. and it doss not mean the if you go to church you well allways be happy. i am not allways happy but i know the church is true . i dont know why ppl think it is a cult let me ask you why do you think that cuzz i would really like to know. what do you know about the church? ppl come and say we are cults and that are church is not true. yet thay know nothing about

  • oops sorry gave you a thumbs down accidentaly twice. But I made up for it with a thumbs up.

  • um i think u are the one who needs to stop believing crap bc none of wat u ppl are saying against mormons is true

  • Wow. Are you bitter against us, or are you just a hateful person? What are your beliefs?

  • Talking to TheSovietRussians, BTW.

  • lol just popping up the mormon church has been around for over 200 years

  • I know, this is still considered new in my opinion.

  • actually the church has been around since the beginning of time. When Christ left the earth it wasnt carried on. It was restored in the 1800's by Jospeh Smith and is called The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. thats the name for it in this last diepensation

  • Yup, cause Christ definetly prached about Native Americans coming from Jerusalem and that you could be a God if you are perfect in this life.....

  • All im saying is that there is NO historical documentation in the book of mormon

  • actually its callled the church of jesus christ of LATTER day saints it is based on the original church that was formed by jesus when he was on this earth

  • This is how Howie Mandel got his start in the 80's.

  • i see these missionaries around my neighborhood to catch the bus and miss it every single damn time... its funny lol

  • that's right, a little lower... over the mouth... yes.. now breath in and out until you lose counciousness or until the glove starts going in your mouth.

  • No way...missionaries r crazy...2 days ago Elder Abbott did the same thing :)) OMG...i couldnt tape it but it was weird and funny in the same time...OMG :))

  • lol hes doing a howey mandel lol gotta love funny misionaries life is never dull with them around

  • I am a Mormon. And this the worst example of proper conduct that I have ever seen!

  • Get a life they are having fun

  • wow you are awesome

  • wow

  • I'm sorry, that was rude, I meant poo-hole.

  • ok if you're a mormon then why do you use that language. it's insulting.

  • I think it was the worst example of proper conduct that I have ever seen...

  • that is because you are stupid...

  • i thought missionaries weren't supposed to watch tv, use the internet, or listen to the radio.

  • well thats not true.

  • It was according to some I used to speak to.

  • nope, the email, watch movies, and listen to good music. Our boys in portugal could watch movies with us on PT days. we watched family movies that were rated G. Obviously there were no porn or r movies LOL.

  • you're not supposed to be interested in that! el oh el

  • I thought he was gonna pass out from hyperventilation.

  • Why do I think this is not even slightly funny? *yawn*

  • If you hadn't watched TV or touched a chick for 2 years you would think it was hilarious.

  • doubt it...

  • haha :]] missionaries have way too much free time sometimes. lol.

  • Elders....have..fun?

  • I'd be happy to get in contact with any1 else hu is also a mormon (just pm me and ill give u my email addy =D)- also, dus eny1 ere play guildwars? i'm leading a primarily mormon guild and I'm having a lil troble finding onther mormons right now.

  • rofl - i dunno what to say to that cos when i'm a missionary i'll prob be filling those gloves with water and seeing how far i can throw em lol

  • Mormon Missionaries don't spend every second of every day converting people- they visit other mormon's houses too and have their own free time!

  • la ociosidad x3

  • tell me about it! the missionaries we have right now in our ward are totally awesome! really funny! one of them is a magician!

  • Haha! that's funny.I love to be Mormon. Missionaries work really hard.So why they can't have relex?

  • Actually there's thing called fellowshipping, which is part of converting people.

    Fellowshipping is basically just have some good ol' fun.

  • lol Mormons rock! So do other religions but we Mormons, even though we have such high standards, always know how to have a blast of a time XP

  • Yeah, mormons sure know how to paty... :-|

  • MORMONS RULE!!!

  • that is pretty funny

  • yeah! i'm a mormon too. they are so cool. life couldnt be better when your a mormon. =]

  • los misioneros siempre matando el tiempo que graciosos elder jejeje

  • Funny because this is not typical of an elder!

  • It's funny because they when Elders are on their mission it is always good to make jokes or do goofy stuff.

  • thank you for that comment.  some people dont understand that they do acknowledge the existence of God to worship Satan!!!

  • ummmm, why is this funny?

  • lol thats funny

    

  • yup this is one of my mormon missionaries, they're awsome

  • hehe that's funny - I've got pictures and video of a missionary doing the same thing, except he pulled the glove all the way over his face, not just to his nose.

  • it's fun to see elders who know how to have good CLEAN fun.

  • As a child, elders like this were my favorite. Haha

  • hahaha what an amusing elder

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