The Youtube Guide to Popularity

[HBOFFICIAL]

hey what is this istrumental called

[hahajustsmile]

fuckin nice

[jakobk78]

Fucking priceless! Bravo sir!

[dylangio]

hahha wow you nailed it ! this is great. great remake of a the song

[xkara08x]

lol! this is funny. im gonna start singing this instead of the real song from now on :P

[PandorazLunchBox]

coool

[JumokeTV]

I know im hella late seeing this But cool video!

[thequestionmarkofGod]

Its been a while since I bowed at your altar my Lord : )

[096zog]

cool lol

[Kailys3]

...so awesome :p wouldn't it be ironic if THIS was featured, lol

[Pensionisten]

woot thanks now i know it all =))

very funny =))

[DrMattDestruction]

awesomeness!

[ccwieber]

This should be featured!

[zenguin13]

unfucking straight-to-the-belly-laugh believeable.

five gasous balls of fire and a new sub for you!

[bfgholycrap]

Heh, thanks man. I appreciate it.

[RoadRunnerLaser]

Love it... Spot on...!!!

Urm... It WAS some months ago that I made my 'YouTube' track featuring Pat Condell's dialogue, just in case anyone gets to thinking that I pinch my ideas from the good Mr. Kraus here... ;)

[onemancomedy]

two boys one cup is making fun of two girls one cup simply haliouse!

[bfgholycrap]

Exactly! And who better to parody it with then g0at. Great guy, that man.

[Mike1977a1]

hmm American sarcasm i love it?

[bfgholycrap]

Indeed. Tis sarcasm. And yes, you MUST love it.

[Mike1977a1]

I MUST love it?

I sense some normative langauge here :)

[CadicusTheDamned]

If you don't love it, we come to your country and hold you at GitMo until we can have a military tribunal to determine your assured guilt. Then we waterboard you a couple of times for fun before executing you.

Yes, indeed, you MUST love it. Otherwise, you are a terrorist.

[bfgholycrap]

AMERICA! F*** YEAH!

[CadicusTheDamned]

Here to save the motherf*ckin' day now!

[o0splitpaw0o]

Wow, this really good!

[msa1985]

Aahhhh the summer o' 96. If I hear Spiderwebs one more time...

[bfgholycrap]

No doubt!

[BrokeCrackMountain]

?_?

[BrokeCrackMountain]

Y'know, bfg, it's unhealthy 2 not expunge crap on a regular basis! I think ur bowels need some relief! lol

[bfgholycrap]

This isn't crap. This is good stuff.

[BrokeCrackMountain]

Heard of "Chicken Soup For The Soul" (probably wish u hadn't), this is like "Comedic Manure 4 The Brain"! lol Feel free 2 use that as a tagline (though good taste probably dictates u won't)! lol

[axisapex]

this is a Great video man truly one ahead of the pack -

[Elaina43]

You are hereby featured on E43... Congratulations!

[xxxxNikolaxxxx]

hehe this is awesome...

[AtheistAaron]

Wow, I remember this song... classic.

LOL @ Az dancing. That man is multifaceted.

[hunniebee173]

I herein declare this comment spam! <3

[bfgholycrap]

Shall I mark it as spam though, is the question?

[hunniebee173]

It is up to you, my dear.

[alienjesus2012]

faved

faved

faved

faved

faved

[thechurchofdave]

Awesome hehe

[bfgholycrap]

Haha. Couldn't resist a second time, huh?

[80feenix]

This NEEDS to be featured on the front page.

[bfgholycrap]

The irony would be great.

[TheEdge012]

As true as this is...its also very sad.

[mconn2112]

This is awesome Dan! Excellent vid and big W00T to Music. Excellent collaberation!

[bfgholycrap]

I would agree. Go sub to him if you aren't already.

[thequestionmarkofGod]

Good morning Dan! *commences worship* :D

[bfgholycrap]

Cash is its own reward.

[thequestionmarkofGod]

Hey, I bought the book, are you e-begging now Dan???

Naughty!

Might be forced to officially end all worship!

[bfgholycrap]

Huh? No. I was talking about our discussion in Stickam. About not needing worship. Only needed cash.

[thequestionmarkofGod]

Oh.... And now you fear I will really stop worshipping???

Dan, I was teasing, don't take me too seriously, I tease occasionally.

<333

[bickleschmickle]

superb!

[hunniebee173]

do you accept spam?

[bfgholycrap]

Yes. Spam, wonderful spam!

[lirpa69]

Awesome work.

Woot, butt cleavage!

[jkgillett]

I only wish I could subscribe again.

[bfgholycrap]

Haha. It's the thought that counts.

[jkgillett]

That's what I keep telling people but they still want gifts on their birthday!

[bfgholycrap]

Oh we're talking about gifts? You can buy me presents if you want.

[jkgillett]

I know just the things a shout out video!!!

[bfgholycrap]

Aww, man. Thanks for that.

[azrienoch]

Ah, Dan, you have such a way with words. Even if they're someone else's words. It's almost like you said them.

Great job, man.

[bfgholycrap]

Well, thanks. I just try to be like you every day. Your Atheist Paradise Video inspired me to pick up a pen and pencil and butcher a perfectly good song. Heh.

[azrienoch]

Touche.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

Your role in this video was perfect :)

You looked the part, even if you were just acting normally XD (no offense intended :) )

[LifeofApollos]

that was awesome man!

[bfgholycrap]

Haha. Thanks, man. I was attain the widespread popularity that my fitness show gets. Perhaps you've heard of it? It's called, "Pilates with Peter."

[overmind25]

LOL!

[studio7manga]

lol, very true video.

[musicisthegateway]

hahah well played

[LifeofApollos]

fabulous job playing and singing

[scoutie111]

Man, great job Dan!!! Smooooth...and oh so relevant. Art!

[bfgholycrap]

Thank you so much, Scoutie.

[PianoIsTheRemedy]

wise advice, bro. hilarious shit.

[maksiiiskam2]

Hey, who is it that got featured twice? and with what vids?

[bfgholycrap]

It's just satire. Comedy.

[maksiiiskam2]

I was wondering, you were showing Az at the same time so I thought maybe Atheist paradise could have been featured, but I had no idea what else.

[bfgholycrap]

It wasn't featured.  And it's amazing that it's got so many views still!

[maksiiiskam2]

even surprising. I wonder what made people find this video, there was none of your tag strategy: no "boobs", "sex", "pat condell", no pictures of chicks. Are so many people who look for words like "atheist", "paradise", or "gangster"?

[bfgholycrap]

Ha, ha. I'm not sure. I never do the tag implants myself. The only reason I did it was to parody the parody.

[GnosticAtheist]

Yup, thats how it works.

[grenangle]

Well I guess you wont have much time for the little people anymore. lol. Great work.

[bfgholycrap]

I've always had time for little people. I mean, being 6'4, everyone is little in my eyes. I almost crushed a little toddler at the museum the other day, because I didn't see her running near my feet. No joke. I rescued her in time though. I'm spry.

[NightShadow1800]

Hmmmmmm, how many subs do you think you'll get from this video? (HAH)

[bfgholycrap]

It's the great irony of the video. I tried to do everything I lambasted for good measure. And low and behold, what do you know?

[TrueNorth15]

lol, that was great

[sonata1992]

*die popularity, die*

It's harder to talk to people, you know? :P

5

[LunarShadowca]

feckin great man.

LOL

[thechurchofdave]

This video kicks ass!

Faved, subbed, 5 stars an up on my page :)

Gr8 Job

[bubonicnate]

This was a great idea haha - perfect song for the subject!

Love the lyrics!

MusicistheGateway did a great job on the recording!

[bfgholycrap]

He did a GREAT job.

[bubonicnate]

well so did you! the video rocks - and the lyrics are hillarious!

[bfgholycrap]

I think the most hilarious aspect is how well it's done in the honors so far. It's the biggest punchline of the video.

[chasity24]

i love this

[bfgholycrap]

I am glad. It was fun to make.

[thinkmorepink]

THIS BETTER get featured

[mrKuba07]

vist TrialsofJigms ! new channel just getting started - better vids will be up soon.

Philosophy? Religion? Politics? B.Spears?

Leave a comment and we'll discuss it! Thanks.

[TheGrammarian]

LOL! Dan, this came out so well. =P

[bfgholycrap]

Thanks, Gram!

[CadicusTheDamned]

Great job!

Your sarcastic wit had me actually smiling. I usually never smile, because the InterWebbers is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

*****, featured on my channel, and favorited.

[bfgholycrap]

Thanks, man. The web is serious buiness, you are correct. And THAT'S why I made the video. To give people a leg up to let their messages of gloom and severity be heard by the masses.

[fallofautumndistro]

Amazing job guys!

[achampag]

fabulous job! so so true....that reminds me....i need to do one of those booty shaking vids...NOT! lol....

=)

[CadicusTheDamned]

Do one just to be ironic.

Seriously, I will try not to enjoy it.

[bfgholycrap]

Oh, I will enjoy it immensly. C'mon. Everyone's doing it.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Eh, we must be more aloof. She can't discover our shameful secret. She must not discover that men are pigs. Lustful, lustful little piggies.

[bfgholycrap]

Oh, I wasn't speaking of that. I was just talking about how hilarious it is to watch people make fools of themselves.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Yeah, right. You know she's hot and you want to see her rump titillate you.

[lisamariefan]

Lol, if this gets on any lists for most faved or something, I'll laugh my ass off.

[bfgholycrap]

It's on two already, haha.

[johnmicstring]

YESSSSS!

[nadiaTeeze]

you rock!!

[dawnofreason]

LOL! Great vid.

And so distressingly true.

[michelle2chat]

awesome!

hilarious!

fiv'd and fav'd :)

[mistawulf]

Dick/boobsize is proportional to subscribers.

[maksiiiskam2]

Who needs that? I've got like 17 subs, I'm must be in the top-ten, right?

[thequestionmarkofGod]

You!!! Gad!!! Dan! Music! This rocked!!!

The words for this awesomeness fail me.

[bfgholycrap]

You like me!  You really like me.

[thequestionmarkofGod]

You enjoyed that, You really did :D

Shall I commence worship???

[meridianfrost]

Chicks dig me. Yeah, I know.

[bfgholycrap]

I liked the slight nod you give yourself, followed by that smirk. Thanks for the contribution. If only I could have worked in you brushing your teeth somehow.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol

[squitmaa]

Great job. That was awesome.

[worldlystone]

So that how it works!Thanks!

[kurtilein3]

well, my channel displays some signs of exponential growth when i dont care much about subscribers and just make 3 videos per week, so ill keep doing that ;) well, i did some stuff just to get subs, but now im over 600 and the channel grows on its own, no need to care much about subs anymore, i can do my stuff.

[bfgholycrap]

The tongue is firmly planted in cheek for the song.

[hunniebee173]

Excellent, well worth the wait! Needed a smile today, and you managed to bring me one :)

[bfgholycrap]

Nothing like a nod to 90's rock to make you smile.

[hunniebee173]

I dunno, perhaps a nod to 80's rock... ;0)

[mrtrivates]

that is wicked sick!

[thinkeatingmachine]

tnx fer da advce

[Barklord]

I'll try it.

[AwokenSpirit]

LOL, brilliant! Great editing as well! Who was singing?

[bfgholycrap]

Music is the Gateway Drug did the singing and guitar work. He did a great job.