Scrubs: Abort the Babies!

[themanclaw2]

the unexpected thing is, the bible isn't very particular about aborting a fetus, less so than things like "A child who hits or curses his parents must be executed." 21:15, 17 , or killing the first born sons of an entire city for not being Christian.

[SisterOfSorrow]

hey theres ends up bein a character named denise later on, the one who digs fat dudes.......keiths sister? hmmm i wonder

[kerpal3]

father rosenberg

abort the babies

priest for prochoice This was the most brilliant scene ever

[plantleg]

list of babies who were never born in the show

carla and turk's second baby

elliot and JD's baby

[TheAC29]

"Oh no, we got a glitch

ABORT THE PLAN!

ABORT THE SURPRISE!

ABORT THE BABIES"

*Pops the baby balloon*

"O.O EVERBODY RUN!!!"

XD

[ShadowNick5]

I'm sorry about the abort the babies thing.

Actually I'm pro choice.

[kerpal3]

lol rosenberg

[iamcraaazy93]

HAHAHHAHA! "ABORT THE BABIES! *pop*"

[RockLeeFan1]

I'm glad this is here, cause I just copied and pasted this to facebook after unsucessfully trying to explain this scene to my friend. Why tell, when you can show?

[SirReno7]

Haha, nice clip.. I just saw it on TV, and then wanted to see it AGAIN, so I did a google search of: "Abort the Babies!" and this clip was the number one result.. Scrubs is a good comedy, and to those of you who USE this forum, under this clip of COMEDY, to air your SERIOUS personal beliefs about abortion: You people SUCK. Stop ruining the internet.. Go somewhere SERIOUS to talk about serious subjects.. Leave the chat-boards of my favorite COMEDIES alone!

[camobeast100]

1:45 Love the look on J.Ds face.

[TheFreakinRican123]

Lol This skit had everything. Incest, abortion, and a jewish man who ended up as a catholic priest that is pro-choice. All 3 topics that are highly controversial. Pure comedic genius.

[MUSEmaniakOO]

EVERYBODY RUN!

[my888888888888]

whut is this episode called plz



[brazilianweasel]

@my888888888888 My Bright Idea

[Waheyyy95]

Does anyone know what this episode is called?

[brazilianweasel]

@Waheyyy95 My Bright Idea

[DormentPrincess]

lol i could not stop laughin when he said abort the babies

[undertakerRULES16m]

J.D FACE AT 1 27 SO FUNNY

[DrRoryMagowan]

I never used to get this joke

[leifey]

A pro-choice Jewish Catholic priest? Whoa...

[flare765]

lol! "Actually, im pro choice.." JD's eyes go "WTF"

[janeene24]

i love turks face at 1:32

[TheFreakinRican123]

@janeene24 He looks like the cat from Alice in Wonderland. Lol

[dabeprulz]

OH MY GOD, I FUCKIN LOVED THIS SCENE.

[indyfan29]

hahaha i love his scream when he says, "abort the plan, abort the surprise, abort the babies!....EVERYBODY RUUN!!!!"

[GuardianP93]

THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD WHEN I SAW IT ON TELE. xD

[Chocolatemelk08]

When I first saw this episode I didn't get the joke until I was on a bus a few days later and I burst out laughing when I was talking to a friend.

I looked a little on the retarded side. :L

[ASAF364]

a priest named rosenburg?

[Marcko98]

@ASAF364 Jewish Priest Ha!

[lorrekut]

they apparently don´t have foetus balloons, who knew

xD

[apuleyo]

JD- "Sorry about the whole 'abort the babies' thing"

Father Rosemberg- "Actually, I'm pro choice"

HAHAHA

[BoxcarGerry]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL abort the babies

[BethGoth15]

I caught this bit on TV the other day. I'm not a fan of Scrubs but I found this a little funny.

[Negimaniac]

This is so much funnier if you view from 1:24 onwards, with no context.

[twilightcrav]

that is so wrong, abort the babies and pro choice JUST HORRIBLE!

[ryanbardus]

@twilightcrav damn right it is.

[horohorosrin]

@twilightcrav It's hilarious, actually. Aborting babies has never been funnier.

[jrose318]

the reverend's face when jd pops the balloon in priceless!!

[xXxXxEulexXxXx]

EVERYBODY RUUUUN!!!

[nitewanderer]

very random and very dry

[lorrekut]

Im sorry about the 'abort the babies thing'

xDxDxDxDxDxD

[touchedbyspuffy]

omg ahahahaha abort the babies!

[cashcrew666]

*witty comment from the video eveyone just watched* lol

[UltraRobbie]

ABORT THE BABIES! *POP* LOL!

[GameBoy2Play]

"We got a glitch". xD

[HaruFlower]

"ABORT THE PLAN!

ABORT THE SURPRISE!

ABORT THE BABIES!"

I couldn't stop laughing XD

[tobiojo10]

@HaruFlower EVERYBODY RUN!!

[LoneRebelX]

@HaruFlower EVERYBODY RUN!!

[timecampf]

LOL. There's another clip with Laverne going on about the horrors of abortion. I love how Scrubs gives you both sides. XP 'Sides, it's a COMEDY people. It's meant to poke fun at things. Calm yourselves, loosen up, and laugh. Seriously.

[SerratedAMG]

LMAO

[Hisako]

apparently they don't have fetus balloons--who knew

[aviationman212]

I dont get the " backround on your name thing," anyone want to explain it?

[xDarkxKnightx]

Stereotypical Jewish names end with -berg, or -stein.

Pertaining to religion if he were following the Jewish faith, he would be a Rabbi not a Father. At least I assume that would be the joke.

[ikbenonfire]

You mean Cohen.

Most jewish name there is

[xDarkxKnightx]

Eh, just going with the one usually stereotyped in the various media

[ISHEEBESI]

yeah congrats

[kevinmcourtney]

Incidentally when all this is over I'd love to get the backstory on that name of yours.

Awesome.

[FlyingChair42]

Because I'm sure he's definitely a priest and definitely pro-choice. Definitely not acting.

[partygirl209]

who makes out their sister??

even if she's hot.

[doggiefluff]

this was the first ever scrubs episode I saw

[samsab233]

play 1:27 over and over again when he says "EVERYBODY RUN!!!!!!!!"

It sounds so wierd after 3 times

[k286]

it keeps getting funnier lol

[Beckiner]

LOOLLLL TRUE THAT

[BasisBran]

He is pro choice xD awesome!

[jaydnisevil]

Loll I laughed soo hard at the look that priest had..

Litteraly laughed out out

:D

[Neroblade666]

EVERYBADY RUN hahahahaha

[psychowitagun]

I found it surprising that the priest approves of abortion.

[Profissexy]

He's pro-choice dear, that doesn't mean he approves, it just mean it's up too the circumstance and decision of whoever's getting the abortion.

[jabunks]

He probably isn't that fine with abortion, but believes choice os more important.

But he's a fictional character. :P

[rathcoole14]

i agree with jabunks- hes fictional its 4 comedic purposes

[TruthThanks]

ABORT THE BABIES lol

[Joey1420Joey]

Would have been better if he said "Hide the plan, abort the baby!" n mixed up his words lol still love this one

[plasticxfantastic]

haha that is actually pure comedy gold!! i laughed so much when i first saw this episode!!!

[aoifemckie]

Pity your mother didn't think the same. Or teach you how to spell.

[FrikinLazy]

says the guy whose joke has 6 thumbs downs. x)

[FrikinLazy]

again with the negative comments...

just enjoy the clip and move on.

[Jokerhamil]

Yeah, I actually agree. All I did was state my opinion. Let's just drop it.

[Neroblade666]

hahahahahahaha legend!!!

[asianscorpio]

My favourite scene of scrubs!!

[scottyyboyy77]

lmfaoooo

[ninjaboy4465]

Abort the plan, abort the surprise, abort the babies, everybody run........ sorry about the whole abort the babies thing....." actually im prochoice"

[weirdojosh5]

Yeah. I am not for abortion, but I let people do as they please. They have there freedoms and it isn't my choice to they they should or shouldn't.

[GonzoJam]

nathan lane?

[hurricaneodd10]

hahaha!! ABORT THE BABIES!!!!!!!!! rotflol!

[spazzzattacck]

LMAOLMAO @ when he went ABORT THE BABIES and the priest was there

[UnderwaterSky]

I can not and will not judge any women who had an abortion or wants to have one, but in my own opinion it is not right.

[finnishnin]

I say to the Priest: Good for you. Every person deserves to have a choice in EVERYTHING, except what sex you are theres no choice there.

[landcommander1981]

Yes, abortion is horrible. But this Scrubs ep is absurdly funny.

[Nanis264]

abort the plan! abort the surprise! abort the babies!!

[cutelizz]

hahahahhahaahahahahahhaahahahh­aahhahahahahhahhhahahaha

[buffaclare]

I've met Denise... she's GORGEOUS! :)

[Madamekirst]

Preists cant be pro-choice can they? I swear they'd get fired... hmmm....

[buffaclare]

Priests have individual rights and opinions just like everyone else. It would be grounds for a lawsuit for them to be fired.

[shinstabber]

Yeah sue the catholic church... see how that works out for ya.

[DPRstownage]

Lol i love the priests face after he pops the balloon it's lik... "Why?".

[Tleilaxu0]

Where does he say that?

I mean, he's imaginary anyway, but I'm still interested in why you believe that the character is anti-abortion. Could you cite a passage, or something?

[kjlrwh]

I think it's really annoying that there are people who force their beliefs in our faces. There are people who tell us what we can and can not do and that's really really annoying.

I am religious. I'm also pro-choice. And I think that whatever you want to believe is ok. Just don't force things upon me.

[thedaylightagency]

get over the fact that it was a joke you moron haha

[thedaylightagency]

thats why i love cameron

[timecampf]

LOL. Of course then. And God also said wanking off/masturbating is incorrect, so let's tell all the guys that they can no longer do that. -eyeroll-

[LolitaDoChan]

@timecampf where does it say that God said you cant masturbate? i'd like to know what book you are reading....granted lust is a sin but masturbation isnt

[gameguy20100]

@LolitaDoChan have you even read the bible tecnacly we cant even go to the bathroom

[LolitaDoChan]

@gameguy20100 first of all, your comment is just plain stupid...secondly, i hate to be 'that guy' but it's spelled 'technically'

[gameguy20100]

@LolitaDoChan ok 1 this is youtube not english class who gives a fuck about spelling and 2 its just a joke dude relax

[MrQwerty2355]

@gameguy20100 Where'd ya learn that? Family Guy?

[guitarnotmybag]

ABORT THE BABIES!!!!

hahaha

[Vampericlegends]

ABORT THE BABIES!!!!! hahahahahaha

but seriously abortion is wrong

[Claudisima22]

lol

[HallieVanilla4]

i agree, abortion is horrible!!

[timecampf]

Fine, you're entitled to your opinion. But you have no right, as a human, to force that upon others who want to have the choice to abort. You don't have to agree with abortion to let others do as they please and for them to have the fundamental freedoms they want.

[boiledelephant]

@timecampf Technically, this is faulty reasoning, even though I agree with what you're saying. We do grant ourselves, and others, the right to force their opinions upon others. We empower the state to force certain opinions on everyone - thence laws and criminal punishment. And laws aren't eternal or beyond question - they can be chosen and changed.

I'm pro-choice, but being anti-abortion isn't fundamentally illogical. Theirs is (or can be) a coherent argument, compatible with how we do things.

[nikthedick123]

@timecampf it should be between you and whatever god you worship.

[pubuman]

@timecampf ABORT!

[commenter21]

which season and episode is this?

[brazilianweasel]

Season 5 episode 16 My Bright Idea

[Mammasbajskorv]

Lol i didnet got that before, but now i know what they meen:D

[Charmedpiper113]

abort the babies. lol, classic

[MyChemicalRocka]

ABORT THE BABIES!!!!

hahaha

[missyrizzle]

rosenberg....AAHAHA. :]

[Encentrik]

i dont get whats so funny about his name?

[brazilianweasel]

Rosenberg is a Jewish last name and the guy was a Catholic priest, thats whats funny about it.

[NytemareQueen]

Haha, my friend's boyfriend is Jewish and his name is 'Christian' =D He jokes about it all the time.

[Z1g41n3r]

Haha that's great xD

[Irishking750]

@brazilianweasel and hes pro choice! hahaha

[FlamingFlamingo88]

hahaah, noooo! i wanted to see the surprise dam it!

heehee, i want one of the baby balloons

x

[dropdadime]

when i saw that on tv i almost pissed myself..ABORT THE BABIES!!!.....EVERYBODY RUUUUUN!!XD

[ashmarie88]

I'm pro-life but this is plain hilarious! I love it lol. Good way to lighten the mood.

[IBTLpwn3r]

The 5th season of Scrubs saw a pronounced rise in the amount of slapstick comedy. Whereas in the previous seasons it had been contained to JD's daydreams, exaggerated physical humor carried over to the Sacred Heart Universe this season.

"Abort teh Babiez" FTW!!"!?

[725banny725]

abort the babies!! lmfao!

[eddygo57]

ABORT THE BABIES!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!

[IzzieDaniels]

hahah

ABORT THE BABIES

gets me to crack up all the time

[shibbypanda36]

ahahahaha chuckles. RUN!!

[JJH87]

The Rosenberg line is great!

[Ladder43214]

1:18 to 1:28

That's so funny, then, oh, look at the end, that's so funnyyy *eats popcorn*

[Emilythewiseone]

poor word grouping if there ever was

[tigeruppercut79]

Abort the baby!! - Actually, I'm "pro choice" omg, I laughed so loud... Thx for putting it on!

[goldensnake7]

ABORT THE BABIES!

[dilemma66]

thanks =)

[dilemma66]

which episode is this?

[brazilianweasel]

Episode 516 My Bright Idea

[SOF88]

ABORT THE BABIES!! *Pop!*

EVERYBODY RUN!!

[kellyrae327]

i love elliot

[shialabeoufissohott]

I DONT GET IT when j.d. says dr.rosenberg

[brazilianweasel]

Rosenberg is typically a jewish last name, and the guy is a catholic priest

[qtcanuck87]

hahaha, amazing, one of my faves

[willtngl]

i love this one

[YouThinkYourSoCool]

LMAOO.

[iamThespian]

OMG! I LOVE YOU! THANK YOU!!!

[brazilianweasel]

You're welcome

[sarahbethisfamous]

ABORT THE BABIES!!!!!